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(TMZ)   Joe Francis threatens lawsuit over stolen sex tape. Ironic tag asplodes   (tmz.com) divider line 33
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2013-06-05 04:08:14 PM  
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/Isn't he in a bit of legal trouble?
//and in need of some cash?
///yeah, I wonder just how stolen this is
 
2013-06-05 04:21:03 PM  
Life imitates Castle?
 
2013-06-05 04:25:48 PM  
Sex tape huh?

*GISs   Abbey Wilson*

Wowza.
 
2013-06-05 04:41:01 PM  
Suddenly Paris Hilton feels pure.
 
2013-06-05 05:16:11 PM  
CSB time.

One night I was getting tanked drunk out in my garage with some friends. After everyone left I sit down in my chair to wind down and try to sober up a bit before going into the house and really pissing off the wife. So as I sit there teatering on the edge of being awake and being passed out, the GGW infomercial comes on. And thats KIND OF the last thing I remember. So the next morning I wake up (still in the chair in my garage) and I think to myself did order GGW last night? Anyway I take my more than hungover ass into the house where my wife is not mad and actually kind of making fun of me for passing out in the garage. So I figure I would tell her. I said "You know I think I might have ordered GGW last night." Her mood changes and so we pull up the bank account and nope no charge on the old debit card. "Sweet I mustve dreamed it!" A few weeks later I get a huge package in the mail not only did I order a GGW video I ordered ALL of them. Turned out I put it on my credit card that I had for emergencies only.

TLDR: Im an idiot and I still have like 20 GGW DVDs and they arent even that good!
 
2013-06-05 05:18:34 PM  
There is a GGW video out there of two college roomates having their sapphic experience together and unlike most of them it seems authentic. The brunette is incredibly hot and really seems to be getting into it. It is quite simply the most erotic thing I have ever seen.
 
2013-06-05 05:23:30 PM  
Please, Joe. Please an hero.
 
2013-06-05 05:40:48 PM  

blatz514: Sex tape huh?

*GISs   Abbey Wilson*

Wowza.


www.thegloss.com
 
2013-06-05 05:41:31 PM  

NuttierThanEver: There is a GGW video out there of two college roomates having their sapphic experience together and unlike most of them it seems authentic. The brunette is incredibly hot and really seems to be getting into it. It is quite simply the most erotic thing I have ever seen.


money, newsletter, etc.
 
2013-06-05 05:50:46 PM  
Where is the footage of his girlfriend? She was the winner of the hottest GGW 2012.
 
2013-06-05 05:52:26 PM  

basemetal: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

/Isn't he in a bit of legal trouble?
//and in need of some cash?
///yeah, I wonder just how stolen this is


Came here just for that pic, thanks. HA!
 
2013-06-05 05:52:35 PM  

Sapper_Topo: CSB time.

One night I was getting tanked drunk out in my garage with some friends. After everyone left I sit down in my chair to wind down and try to sober up a bit before going into the house and really pissing off the wife. So as I sit there teatering on the edge of being awake and being passed out, the GGW infomercial comes on. And thats KIND OF the last thing I remember. So the next morning I wake up (still in the chair in my garage) and I think to myself did order GGW last night? Anyway I take my more than hungover ass into the house where my wife is not mad and actually kind of making fun of me for passing out in the garage. So I figure I would tell her. I said "You know I think I might have ordered GGW last night." Her mood changes and so we pull up the bank account and nope no charge on the old debit card. "Sweet I mustve dreamed it!" A few weeks later I get a huge package in the mail not only did I order a GGW video I ordered ALL of them. Turned out I put it on my credit card that I had for emergencies only.

TLDR: Im an idiot and I still have like 20 GGW DVDs and they arent even that good!


That actually is a cool story bro! Plus now you have something cool to give out at halloween.
 
2013-06-05 06:10:04 PM  
He has the deadest eyes I've ever seen. Coupled with his weird "Is this how normal smile? I'm smiling, is this how you do it? does this look like a smile??!" smile and behavior I can safely diagnose him as a psychotic.
 
2013-06-05 06:21:22 PM  
If this video finds it's way into the retail market, I predict it will be a hit. If they use a mosaic filter to mask out Joe Francis's face and body, I predict it will be a megahit.
 
2013-06-05 06:28:18 PM  
Sad.  He seems like such a good guy.
 
2013-06-05 06:29:53 PM  
I just don't understand who'd buy those, its more softcore then even playboy and its got C-grade talent.  Everyone knows about the internet by now, how can this guy make money?!

Sapper_Topo: One night I was getting tanked drunk out in my garage...

Sapper_Topo: TLDR: Im an idiot and I still have like 20 GGW DVDs and they arent even that good!


Ahhhhhhh.....
 
2013-06-05 06:37:24 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if this guy ends up in prison some day and will be the star of a blanket party.
 
2013-06-05 07:01:10 PM  
I hope he learned for all those other sex tapes and use a good HD camera with steady shot and none of that night vision crap.
 
2013-06-05 07:23:28 PM  
Strangely I seem to be staring at Katie Holmes knee vagina.
 
2013-06-05 07:26:09 PM  

sharphead: Strangely I seem to be staring at Katie Holmes knee vagina.


Rule 34 invoked!
 
2013-06-05 07:26:15 PM  
I saw one of those GGW videos where they had this girl on there that had to have had the smallest poon I've ever seen on a grown woman. this slit was maybe 2 inches if that from clit to taint. the videographer kept ranting about it.
 
2013-06-05 07:29:17 PM  

schubie: He has the deadest eyes I've ever seen. Coupled with his weird "Is this how normal smile? I'm smiling, is this how you do it? does this look like a smile??!" smile and behavior I can safely diagnose him as a psychotic.


You mean sociopathic.  Or psychopathic.

Psychotic means he's hearing voices.

/TMYK
 
2013-06-05 07:35:21 PM  
His face has been pretty high on the punchability list for some time now. I want to know why he hasn't been punched out by everyone from the Cub Scouts to your mom.
 
2013-06-05 08:44:49 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: Where is the footage of his girlfriend? She was the winner of the hottest GGW 2012.


"Joe claims the footage was ripped off of Abbey's iPad -- which was recently stolen from her bag at LAX. "

But not the brightest.
 
2013-06-05 08:45:27 PM  

xiola: NuttierThanEver: There is a GGW video out there of two college roomates having their sapphic experience together and unlike most of them it seems authentic. The brunette is incredibly hot and really seems to be getting into it. It is quite simply the most erotic thing I have ever seen.

money, newsletter, etc.

Cannot recall name of video but it is xhamster
 
2013-06-05 08:45:50 PM  

blatz514: Sex tape huh?

*GISs   Abbey Wilson*

Wowza.


I like the brunette teen who pops up in that search.

/window seat, please
 
2013-06-05 09:48:07 PM  
HardinParamedic

Please, Joe. Please an hero.

I know this is Fark and all, but wishing someone would kill themselves isn't cool, even if its the grand high king of all douchebags.
 
2013-06-05 10:05:16 PM  

schubie: He has the deadest eyes I've ever seen. Coupled with his weird "Is this how normal smile? I'm smiling, is this how you do it? does this look like a smile??!" smile and behavior I can safely diagnose him as a psychotic.


This.
 
2013-06-05 11:17:40 PM  
firedaily.com
 
2013-06-06 12:38:16 AM  
So very very much do not want to see Joe Francis doing the inflamed monkey with whoever would lay with this cocktail weeney dirt sucker ...
 
2013-06-06 02:39:05 AM  

Atomic Spunk: If this video finds it's way into the retail market, I predict it will be a hit. If they use a mosaic filter to mask out Joe Francis's face and body, I predict it will be a megahit.


Why? It'll be much more enjoyable to see him crying when he gets rammed with the dildo...

...what? It's not the sex tape with him being forced to use a dildo on himself?

Damn.
 
2013-06-06 06:28:01 AM  

AloysiusSnuffleupagus: schubie: He has the deadest eyes I've ever seen. Coupled with his weird "Is this how normal smile? I'm smiling, is this how you do it? does this look like a smile??!" smile and behavior I can safely diagnose him as a psychotic.

You mean sociopathic.  Or psychopathic.

Psychotic means he's hearing voices.

/TMYK


You don't think that guy hears voices in his head? Is that a joke or something.
 
2013-06-06 08:52:36 AM  

MeanJean: HardinParamedic

Please, Joe. Please an hero.

I know this is Fark and all, but wishing someone would kill themselves isn't cool, even if its the grand high king of all douchebags.


I know it's not cool, but Joe Francis is one waste of humanity I'm sure not even his mother would miss.
 
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