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(ABC 6 Providence)   Now you can add pitbulls attacking reporters to the Kindergarten graduation story. Florida seen looking on in envy   (abc6.com) divider line 70
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2013-06-05 02:47:27 PM  
those really annoy me.
 
2013-06-05 02:48:17 PM  
Checks video. Yep.
 
2013-06-05 02:52:02 PM  
Can we train them to attack lawyers too?
 
2013-06-05 02:53:22 PM  
Oh, for fark's sake. "Kindergarten graduation ceremony" shouldn't even exist.
 
2013-06-05 02:54:25 PM  

MadAzza: Oh, for fark's sake. "Kindergarten graduation ceremony" shouldn't even exist.


This
 
2013-06-05 02:55:05 PM  
On the bright side, her kid probably won't make it through another graduation ceremony, so there's little chance of this happening again.
 
2013-06-05 02:55:33 PM  

MadAzza: Oh, for fark's sake. "Kindergarten graduation ceremony" shouldn't even exist.


Oops, it said party, not ceremony. Still ... unless you don't expect your kid to accomplish anything else, ever, why do this?
 
2013-06-05 02:57:21 PM  
Thanks for the phonics.
 
2013-06-05 02:57:23 PM  
¡Dale!
 
2013-06-05 02:58:08 PM  
Shoot, I'd bite her too...

b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-06-05 02:59:28 PM  
Hey news crew, maybe you should be a little more discreet and polite when you approach the mother of a little girl who's been shot.
 
2013-06-05 03:00:20 PM  
 
2013-06-05 03:00:41 PM  
Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
2013-06-05 03:01:25 PM  
DC comics to respond by creating Pit Bullina, Mistress of all Pitbulls.  With the power of her Bull call, she can summon forth the ageless energy of pitbulls to infuse her precious Pooky with endless rage and a desire to eat reporters
 
2013-06-05 03:01:41 PM  
 
2013-06-05 03:01:53 PM  

FrancoFile: Hey news crew, maybe you should be a little more discreet and polite when you approach the mother of a little girl who's been shot.


I'd agree if they were overpersistent and got yelled at.  Getting assaulted isn't something you can pin on the reporters, though.
 
2013-06-05 03:03:11 PM  
At first I thought this was the mother of the shooter, this is the mother of the freaking VICTIM?!  Jesus Christ, stay classy ABC6.
 
2013-06-05 03:03:24 PM  
Almost makes me hope that the teenage daughter does not survive, just so she does not have a chance to grow up and turn out like her scumbag mother.
 
2013-06-05 03:04:09 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: FrancoFile: Hey news crew, maybe you should be a little more discreet and polite when you approach the mother of a little girl who's been shot.

I'd agree if they were overpersistent and got yelled at.  Getting assaulted isn't something you can pin on the reporters, though.


The rock throw was awesome.  Made a nice "poonk" sound, which I imagined was the cameraman's skull, but I'm sure was just the camera.
 
2013-06-05 03:04:32 PM  

rkiller1: Checks video. Yep.


Link to video? It wasn't in the article.
 
2013-06-05 03:05:04 PM  

FrancoFile: Hey news crew, maybe you should be a little more discreet and polite when you approach the mother of a little girl who's been shot.


Yep, the whole "Snitches get stitches" clicked in the mother's head and she wanted no more publicity.  Even if the kid who did the shooting is in jail, the other 4 or 5 kids with him are likely on the streets.
 
2013-06-05 03:06:21 PM  

The Muthaship: FrancoFile: Hey news crew, maybe you should be a little more discreet and polite when you approach the mother of a little girl who's been shot.

Yep, the whole "Snitches get stitches" clicked in the mother's head and she wanted no more publicity.  Even if the kid who did the shooting is in jail, the other 4 or 5 kids with him are likely on the streets.


That's when you say "no comment" and go back in the house.
 
2013-06-05 03:06:23 PM  

UseUrHeadFred: ¡Dale!


That dude doesn't know how to say no to anything.
 
2013-06-05 03:06:44 PM  

Funbags: http://www.abc6.com/story/22504408/abc-6-crew-attacked-while-tracking - arrest?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=8959464

Come for the stereotype, stay for the reporter lady running away from tiny dogs.


"Dumb white biatch"

I would call this racist, but I know from my experiences on Fark that black people can't be racist.
 
2013-06-05 03:07:34 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: FrancoFile: Hey news crew, maybe you should be a little more discreet and polite when you approach the mother of a little girl who's been shot.

I'd agree if they were overpersistent and got yelled at.  Getting assaulted isn't something you can pin on the reporters, though.


They ambushed the mom with the cameras running.  I don't think that's ethical journalism - you should ask "May we interview you?" before you start recording a victim or witness.

/feel free to ambush crooks, liars, and politicians
//redundant slashie is redundant
 
2013-06-05 03:07:48 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: That's when you say "no comment" and go back in the house.


I am not defending her actions, and you are completely right.  I think she just freaked out when she realized what she was doing.  Still no excuse.
 
2013-06-05 03:08:21 PM  

LandOfChocolate: rkiller1: Checks video. Yep.

Link to video? It wasn't in the article.


It was not obvious, disguised with an alias.  Unfunkified here:
http://www.abc6.com/story/22504408/abc-6-crew-attacked-while-trackin g- arrest
 
2013-06-05 03:10:36 PM  

Elegy: "Dumb white biatch"

I would call this racist, but I know from my experiences on Fark that black people can't be racist.


Came here to say this.  Also, only white, heterosexual males are capable of hate crimes.
 
2013-06-05 03:10:44 PM  
You can't throw logic at this (or rocks, apparently). The woman is apparently uneducated and you're all trying to explain what is happening? She doesn't even know that a camera crew can record towards your property from the public street or sidewalk whether you'd like them to, or not. Come to think of it, sometimes the cops don't know that, either...
 
2013-06-05 03:10:50 PM  

FrancoFile: JohnAnnArbor: FrancoFile: Hey news crew, maybe you should be a little more discreet and polite when you approach the mother of a little girl who's been shot.

I'd agree if they were overpersistent and got yelled at.  Getting assaulted isn't something you can pin on the reporters, though.

They ambushed the mom with the cameras running.  I don't think that's ethical journalism - you should ask "May we interview you?" before you start recording a victim or witness.

/feel free to ambush crooks, liars, and politicians
//redundant slashie is redundant


There's no excuse for assault like that.  Tell them to piss off, but assault, no.
 
2013-06-05 03:12:07 PM  

ZipSplat: At first I thought this was the mother of the shooter, this is the mother of the freaking VICTIM?!  Jesus Christ, stay classy ABC6.


FTFA:

An ABC6 crew was on assignment in Providence when they were assaulted in broad daylight. It started with a question that led to a violent response. The crew was on Public Street in Providence, attempting to get reaction from the mother of the teenage girl who was shot at a graduation party over the weekend.


So, yeah, this is Grumpy Cat Good.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-05 03:12:21 PM  
well.. that tells you everything you need to know about that.

Bunch of savages in that town...
 
2013-06-05 03:15:36 PM  

Elegy: Funbags: http://www.abc6.com/story/22504408/abc-6-crew-attacked-while-tracking - arrest?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=8959464

Come for the stereotype, stay for the reporter lady running away from tiny dogs.

"Dumb white biatch"

I would call this racist, but I know from my experiences on Fark that black people can't be racist.


Now, now - don't be bitter!  If you consider yourself to be an exceptional person, then you must hold yourself to higher standards.  It doesn't matter if other people are racist - you don't be racist because it's the right thing to do - you don't just ditch it whenever you run into someone who isn't at your level.
 
2013-06-05 03:15:52 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: FrancoFile: JohnAnnArbor: FrancoFile: Hey news crew, maybe you should be a little more discreet and polite when you approach the mother of a little girl who's been shot.

I'd agree if they were overpersistent and got yelled at.  Getting assaulted isn't something you can pin on the reporters, though.

They ambushed the mom with the cameras running.  I don't think that's ethical journalism - you should ask "May we interview you?" before you start recording a victim or witness.

/feel free to ambush crooks, liars, and politicians
//redundant slashie is redundant

There's no excuse for assault like that.  Tell them to piss off, but assault, no.


<Chris Rock voice>

There's no excuse for that.  But I understand.

</Chris Rock voice>
 
2013-06-05 03:16:01 PM  
When it was over the pitbulls enjoyed a Bud Light.
 
2013-06-05 03:16:42 PM  

ExpressPork: Elegy: "Dumb white biatch"

I would call this racist, but I know from my experiences on Fark that black people can't be racist.

Came here to say this.  Also, only white, heterosexual males are capable of hate crimes.


That's true, but we get paid more. Which is nice.
 
2013-06-05 03:16:56 PM  

Carn: Can we train them to attack lawyers too?


Pit bulls won't attack lawyers.  Professional courtesy.
 
2013-06-05 03:17:02 PM  

The Muthaship: FrancoFile: Hey news crew, maybe you should be a little more discreet and polite when you approach the mother of a little girl who's been shot.

Yep, the whole "Snitches get stitches" clicked in the mother's head and she wanted no more publicity.  Even if the kid who did the shooting is in jail, the other 4 or 5 kids with him are likely on the streets.


The guy who did it confessed. Nobody snitched.

At first, the mom was fine with talking to the reporter. Then she went apeshiat for no apparent reason. She's probably an emotional wreck, but that doesn't excuse her behavior.
 
2013-06-05 03:18:23 PM  

Funbags: http://www.abc6.com/story/22504408/abc-6-crew-attacked-while-tracking - arrest?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=8959464

Come for the stereotype, stay for the reporter lady running away from tiny dogs.



Do NOT run from dogs.  Stay facing them, don't make eye contact, and back away slowly.  Not excusing that fat a*s nutball,  but the dogs probably wouldn't have chased the reporter if she had not turned and run.

Those were young dogs and did not appear to be particularly viscious but when she started running, that triggered their prey drive.

/Still, I'd be more afraid of the crazy b*tch mother than I would  the dogs.
 
2013-06-05 03:19:01 PM  
Funbags: ...stay for the reporter lady running away from tiny dogs.

They looked more like they were playing.  They were happy to have someone to run and frolic with.
 
2013-06-05 03:19:23 PM  
"Why are you attacking us, ma'am?" the stunned Niezgoda asks.

See, this is what happens when you take nature shows like "Wild Kingdom" off the air. Would Jim Fowler have ever asked that question after Marlin Perkins had sent him to take close up pictures of some hippopotamus? Hell no, Marlin would have said something like "look out Jim, it looks angry" and Jim would have shot her with a dart gun and tagged her.
 
2013-06-05 03:20:20 PM  

MadAzza: Oh, for fark's sake. "Kindergarten graduation ceremony" shouldn't even exist.


But then, what would redditors have to look forward to when they are 21?
 
2013-06-05 03:23:19 PM  

MadAzza: The guy who did it confessed. Nobody snitched.


By 'Snitches Get Snitches', I am referring to any kind of cooperation with the authorities.  When the reporter said the kid had been arrested, she said "Good."  My guess is that immediately after that, she thought, "Oh sh*t!"  His accomplices might get the impression she intended to be helpful in the prosecution of their buddy.  That's the last thing she wants.

STILL NO EXCUSE.

But, I think she panicked then had a "When keeping it real goes wrong." moment.
 
2013-06-05 03:24:29 PM  
Well, the crew got the "reaction" they came for.

"How do you feel about this?"  Meaning, "your daughter getting shot."

Ask a stupid question...
 
2013-06-05 03:25:26 PM  

Nabb1: Carn: Can we train them to attack lawyers too?

Pit bulls won't attack lawyers.  Professional courtesy.


Ha!
 
2013-06-05 03:26:32 PM  
All women in Providence are like this.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-05 03:26:58 PM  

The Muthaship: STILL NO EXCUSE.


And when it gets to court there is no doubt there was an assault.  She threw rocks at the damn camera.
 
2013-06-05 03:28:03 PM  

d23: The Muthaship: STILL NO EXCUSE.

And when it gets to court there is no doubt there was an assault.  She threw rocks at the damn camera.


I bet she does more time than the idiot that shot her daughter.
 
2013-06-05 03:32:50 PM  
Dog of Peace™
 
2013-06-05 03:34:10 PM  
And I had to laugh when the white lady goes all prancey like a girl in pony play when she's trying to run in heels and a tight skirt.

I've worked and trained with women that would have punted those mutts back into the yard.
 
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