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(Salon)   Alabama state Sen. Shadrack McGill, who takes his reproductive health policy cues from "the Scripture alone," is reportedly being harassed by women he believes are exotic dancers   (salon.com) divider line 92
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2013-06-05 12:21:37 PM  
the ratio of crazy to normal in the democratic party is probably something like 1:20. the ratio of crazy to normal in the GOP has to be more like 5:1
 
2013-06-05 12:23:05 PM  
Me and my wife both got up to address the situation.

Nails. On. Chalkboard.
 
2013-06-05 12:26:19 PM  
How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.
 
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2013-06-05 12:27:01 PM  
The woman-who-did-not-have-a-flat-tire then handed one of his employees a business card for a strip club, McGill said.

What sort of employees are there at his house at 1am while he is sleeping with his wife?
 
2013-06-05 12:30:52 PM  
Super jesusy people creep me out.
 
2013-06-05 12:35:18 PM  
Sounds like Shadrack could stand to have his meshach abednegoed
 
2013-06-05 12:40:32 PM  
I'd also bet that he assumes any woman showing more than 4 inches of calf is a stripper.
 
2013-06-05 12:40:43 PM  
So...he'd be ok with a group of villagers raping his daughters to death?
 
2013-06-05 12:44:46 PM  
He was just on the preliminary list for Joe's Leg Shack's new door to door lap dances program.
 
2013-06-05 12:46:56 PM  
Commencing countdown until McGill is caught with a prostitute.
 
2013-06-05 12:48:38 PM  

FloydA: Commencing countdown until McGill is caught with a prostitute.


Probably male
 
2013-06-05 12:49:34 PM  

FloydA: Commencing countdown until McGill is caught with a prostitute.


I wouldn't at all be surprised if those "strippers" showed up because he owed them money.
 
2013-06-05 12:53:02 PM  
Well, lady, at least he's cheating on you with hookers and not boys.
 
2013-06-05 12:53:15 PM  
Me and my wife both got up to address the situation.

Sounds like they're reading a cover up well scripted police report.
 
2013-06-05 01:27:41 PM  
Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego.
 
2013-06-05 01:33:40 PM  
If we have another son, Imma name him Shadrock
 
2013-06-05 01:36:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sounds like Shadrack could stand to have his meshach abednegoed


That is a goddamn quality post right there. You're on fire, my good man!
 
2013-06-05 01:39:07 PM  
He believes in force feeding faithless wives abortives?
 
2013-06-05 01:40:38 PM  

Aarontology: How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.


The GOP of today reminds me of that 'Herr Bergermeister Von Bergermeister' from that old claymation "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" movie.
 
2013-06-05 01:40:51 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Well, lady, at least he's cheating on you with hookers and not boys.


Boys can't be hookers?

Or is that a gender-based term of art ?
 
2013-06-05 01:41:29 PM  
"Honey, it's the weirdest thing.  Every time I check into a hotel, even one in our home town, strippers keep showing up.  i think they're all stalking me, as a group for some reason.  Also, don't question those unexplained cash withdraws from out joint account."
 
2013-06-05 01:41:40 PM  
This is the douchebag who earlier said that the state's teachers didn't deserve a raise, because they should do the job only for the intangible rewards, and that a pay hike would attract teachers who weren't dedicated enough.

Of course, he went on to say the same principle didn't apply to state legislators like himself.
 
2013-06-05 01:41:40 PM  
"Shadrack McGill"

/no further comment necessary
 
2013-06-05 01:42:22 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sounds like Shadrack could stand to have his meshach abednegoed



His wife's "furnace" must not be fiery enough.
 
2013-06-05 01:43:37 PM  

dragonfire77: Aarontology: How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.

The GOP of today reminds me of that 'Herr Bergermeister Von Bergermeister' from that old claymation "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" movie.


You mean Burgermeister Meisterburger?
 
2013-06-05 01:45:42 PM  
FTA: "Thank you my dear loving help mate for doing some much needed house keeping "

Am I the only one that read this first part of that sentence and cringed down to my very soul, before reading the rest?
 
2013-06-05 01:45:44 PM  
Help!  Help!  I'm bein' repressed!
Come and see the violence inherent in the strippers!
 
2013-06-05 01:45:47 PM  
Needs SATIRE tag.  Right??
 
2013-06-05 01:47:36 PM  
Pure comedy gold.

I cannot wait for the follow up story in which he is accused if sexual harassment. This sounds very much like a political wet works team laying the ground work for a cover up.

Step 1) get ahead of the problem

Step 2) muddy the waters

Step 3) escape in the confusion
 
2013-06-05 01:47:36 PM  
Does this guy do any sort of butter sculpting on the side?
 
2013-06-05 01:47:45 PM  

give me doughnuts: dragonfire77: Aarontology: How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.

The GOP of today reminds me of that 'Herr Bergermeister Von Bergermeister' from that old claymation "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" movie.

You mean Burgermeister Meisterburger?


So we need mickey rooney and a penguin to deal with them? Also will there be an awkward "have a seat over there" style song?
 
2013-06-05 01:48:26 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sounds like Shadrack could stand to have his meshach abednegoed


I hate it when someone beats me to the joke.
 
2013-06-05 01:49:37 PM  

give me doughnuts: You mean Burgermeister Meisterburger?


Yes....more coffee, please....
 
2013-06-05 01:53:01 PM  
The logical conclusion is his blaming the liberal media when he is photographed on July 4th getting "Rotisserie Chickened" by two Carl Weathers lookalikes dressed only in Uncle Sam top hats and his Craigslist ad soliciting said Apollo Creeds is released.
 
2013-06-05 01:53:50 PM  

gilgigamesh: Relatively Obscure: Well, lady, at least he's cheating on you with hookers and not boys.

Boys can't be hookers?

Or is that a gender-based term of art ?


I don't know if it's exlusive, but I try to only use the term after a certain age.
 
2013-06-05 01:54:44 PM  

what_now: Me and my wife both got up to address the situation.

Nails. On. Chalkboard.


Oh, come on.  That's *Biblical* English. Just the way Jeebus spoke.
 
2013-06-05 01:54:49 PM  
The red states put a lot of crazy state level congresscritters in office and they are doing a whole lot of stupid crap.

/sigh
 
2013-06-05 01:55:10 PM  
If only all of us could be so lucky as to have strippers just show up your house in the middle of the night.
Is that like getting a package delivered to your house that you didn't order so you don't have to pay for it and you get to keep it?
 
2013-06-05 01:55:34 PM  

Dee Snarl: Needs SATIRE tag.  Right??


For the state of Democracy in America, yeah.
 
2013-06-05 01:55:54 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The logical conclusion is his blaming the liberal media when he is photographed on July 4th getting "Rotisserie Chickened" by two Carl Weathers lookalikes dressed only in Uncle Sam top hats and his Craigslist ad soliciting said Apollo Creeds is released.


Thanks, I needed coffee on my screen...
 
2013-06-05 01:59:34 PM  
What a bunch of Jezebels.
 
2013-06-05 01:59:47 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Well, lady, at least he's cheating on you with hookers and not boys.

 
2013-06-05 02:00:58 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Well, lady, at least he's cheating on you with hookers and not boys.


Exactly.
 
2013-06-05 02:06:52 PM  
Republican state legislators exhibit the unrestrained id that is (usually) just barely repressed by the superego in Republican federal legislators.
 
2013-06-05 02:07:23 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FloydA: Commencing countdown until McGill is caught with a prostitute.

Probably male


Bingo! Drinks for you both.
 
2013-06-05 02:09:06 PM  
Someone remind me- exactly what does the bible say about reproductive health?  I mean, I know the Old Testament is generally supportive of older women having children and the New Testament is all about the fallout from an out-of-wedlock pregnancy, but I can't think of much else.
 
2013-06-05 02:10:18 PM  

Aarontology: How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.


Son, you got it all wrong,  Homosexuality needs to be illegal because it's condemend in Leviticus and there's kinda a thing that could be read to condemn abortion in Elijah (even though Levitcus REQUIRES it), and no nation can Long escape the wrath of GOD if they don;t make God's law the law of their land.

What's that? All that stuff about taking care of widows and orphans and not abusing aliens in your midst?  the stuff God Said he destroyed the nation of Israel for ignoring?  The Stuff Jesus himself says are the essence of God's law several times in the New testament?

Oh well, see, that shoul dbe a matter of private conscience, not enshrined in the law....I mean we're not a theocracy or anything
 
2013-06-05 02:12:38 PM  

Kibbler: "Shadrack McGill"

/no further comment necessary


Seriously, sounds like a character that Kurt Vonnegut made up or something.
 
2013-06-05 02:12:53 PM  
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She just wants her money.
 
2013-06-05 02:14:21 PM  
No relation...
bclund.com
 
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