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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Being behind on your bills is stressful. Trying to commit a robbery that turns into a hostage situation isn't going to help that   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, North Charleston, check fraud, ballistic trauma  
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2013-06-05 01:37:30 PM  
I dunno, he's not going to have to worry about the power bill or rent in PMITA prison, so he's got that going for him.
2013-06-05 01:41:01 PM  
Was that wrong?  Should he not have done that?
2013-06-05 01:43:20 PM  
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2013-06-05 01:45:14 PM  
He won't bring her flowers anymore.
2013-06-05 01:47:35 PM  
Does he have a daughter that hasn't spoken since her mother died and will only open up to the gruff ex-con he accidentally took hostage?
2013-06-05 01:50:49 PM  
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Attica!  Attica!  Attica!
2013-06-05 02:04:57 PM  
If he would have been successful at it it certainly could have helped...
2013-06-05 02:06:07 PM  

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Attica!  Attica!  Attica!

I was just going to ask if his boyfriend wants a sex change.
2013-06-05 02:23:52 PM  

The worker went into "fight or flight" mode, court documents stated. The two wrestled for the handgun, and Flowers held the weapon to the worker's head, the affidavits stated.
When the worker tried to swat it away, the pistol went off. A bullet tore through his left pinky finger.

He's lucky that's all that happened. He's not the owner so it's not even his money. I'd say "Comin' right up!," give him all the bills in the register and wish him a nice day. I don't automatically regard my own money as worth getting shot over, so I damn sure won't risk it over yours. In such cases "heroism" is stupid.
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