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(Planet Ivy)   As Chinese philosopher Lao-Tzu said, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single leap, and then continues with your Mother asking for her help from the internet to cover your medical bills   (planetivy.com) divider line 24
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2013-06-05 02:13:33 PM
Yeah... I'm of two minds about this one.  On the one hand, do I really want to reward adolescent idiocy?  On the other hand-- ouchie.
 
2013-06-05 02:18:26 PM
I suggest subby ask internet for help in writing headlines.
 
2013-06-05 02:20:36 PM
As Italian-American philosopher Yogi Berra said, "I really didn't say everything I said."
 
2013-06-05 02:21:51 PM
Headline is bad, and you should feel bad.

I had a much better one but nooo....
 
2013-06-05 02:24:25 PM
We all did stupid stuff in our youth, some of us got hurt, some didn't.

Still not giving up my own money for this crap.
 
2013-06-05 02:24:31 PM
Teen girl comes up short.  Twice.
 
2013-06-05 02:27:28 PM

Galloping Galoshes: I suggest subby ask internet for help in writing headlines.


He did.  ripped it right out of the article and then tacked his own "wtf am I reading.jpg" on the end there.
 
2013-06-05 02:29:43 PM
Did you watch the video?  Looks like both girls were so frightened they were about to pee themselves.
 
2013-06-05 02:33:36 PM
If that video has gone viral, they could probably get some of the money from ads and suing people who post it without permission.
 
2013-06-05 02:34:40 PM
At least she didn't try it head first.
 
2013-06-05 02:45:53 PM
Why would the mother ask the Internet to ask her for help? She could just ask herself in person and save a lot of trouble.
 
2013-06-05 02:48:27 PM
Just get the monks to reverse time!
 
2013-06-05 02:55:31 PM
Headline make head hurt.
 
2013-06-05 02:58:15 PM
Why would you do that to an innocent language?
 
2013-06-05 03:05:32 PM
That's nothing.

My mom wanted the internet to support her knitting habit, so she pretended to be a leukemia patient and joined several charitable websites. It was depressing and heartbreaking to see how many people fell for her shiat.

/Holidays are easy when only one set of in-laws are worth a damn.
 
2013-06-05 03:25:18 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-05 03:39:53 PM
It never hurts to ask, as long as you don't use your real email address.
 
2013-06-05 04:01:32 PM

teeny: That's nothing.

My mom wanted the internet to support her knitting habit, so she pretended to be a leukemia patient and joined several charitable websites. It was depressing and heartbreaking to see how many people fell for her shiat.

/Holidays are easy when only one set of in-laws are worth a damn.


Thank FSM that I can't be bothered to knit. 'Cause I sure don't want to have to fake something just to support a farking yarn habit.

/Seriously? your mom? that's farked up, darlin'.
 
2013-06-05 04:11:59 PM

FrancoFile: Did you watch the video?  Looks like both girls were so frightened they were about to pee themselves.


Now see, I 'd  have donated money for that video.
 
2013-06-05 04:52:43 PM
What up homegirl?
White kids listening to ghetto rap and behaving stupidly.
Nothing to see here.
 
2013-06-05 07:31:30 PM
When I was a stupid, young 20-something, we didn't have all this newfangled digital video and world wide interwebs that'd preserve our fail-stunts forever. And thank FSM for that.

/It's all on VHS and 3/4" Sony U-matic tapes. Heh.
 
2013-06-05 09:42:28 PM
No GIF of the jump and impact?  Tony_Pepperoni where are you?
 
2013-06-06 02:25:29 AM
I'm betting her roommates are also sympathetic, because they're expecting her share of the rent.

So ... how many dopes donated?
 
2013-06-06 12:46:41 PM

booger42: We all did stupid stuff in our youth, some of us got hurt, some didn't.

Still not giving up my own money for this crap.


We all did stupid stuff in our youth but we still have SOME sense of self preservation.
 
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