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2013-06-05 01:10:21 PM
I look forward to seeing Rampage fight in Bellator but I don't think these crossover things really work.
 
2013-06-05 01:28:11 PM
Wrong wrestling company, subby.  Rampage Jackson is heading to WCW 2.0, d/b/a TNA Impact Wrestling, where nobody will ever see him, instead of going to WWE to face off against Brrrrrrrrrrrrrock Lesnar and bringing some excitement over to that promotion instead of the current situation of YOU WILL HAVE CENA AS YOUR CHAMPION AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT, AND YOU WILL FORGET ABOUT DOLPH ZIGGLER HAVING A BELT!
 
2013-06-05 02:01:16 PM
I don't know of a single MMA fan that would watch fake wrestling (that isn't already watching it) just because Rampage will be a character on it.

Rampage is a funny guy in the right set up but there is nothing more cringe worthy than watching poorly imitated submission moves used in fake wrestling. I don't know why they keep attempting it.

The only possibility that interests me is another "Brawl For All" situation where Rampage goes off script and severely injures one of the favorite talents.
 
2013-06-05 02:11:35 PM
Truly this is the greatest night in the history...  you know what? FARK it!  We have two companies, one to center around Triple Gagne and another for Hul Hogan's meat thermos.

Why watch you may ask?  Do I secretly hate myself and long for the touch of a woman instead?

Probably.

But maybe just maybe once, I will see John Cena beaten to a pulp and lose clean.

Maybe?
 
2013-06-05 02:19:44 PM

One Bad Apple: Rampage is a funny guy in the right set up but there is nothing more cringe worthy than watching poorly imitated submission moves used in fake wrestling. I don't know why they keep attempting it.


I loved how after MMA became popular, suddenly choke holds became legal in pro wrestling.
 
2013-06-05 02:24:16 PM
WHAT'S MAYHEM JOHNSON DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
 
2013-06-05 02:27:47 PM
I wonder how JR feels about being an internet meme now.
 
2013-06-05 02:28:46 PM

WippitGuud: I wonder how JR feels about being an internet meme now.


LIKE HE'S BEEN BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!  SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP IT!!!
 
2013-06-05 02:31:37 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Truly this is the greatest night in the history...  you know what? FARK it!  We have two companies, one to center around Triple Gagne and another for Hul Hogan's meat thermos.

Why watch you may ask?  Do I secretly hate myself and long for the touch of a woman instead?

Probably.

But maybe just maybe once, I will see John Cena beaten to a pulp and lose clean.

Maybe?


YOU WILL ENJOY CENA AS YOUR CHAMPION!  YOU WILL DEMAND SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT YOU WILL TAKE CENA AND YOU WILL ENJOY HIM AND HIS FIVE MOVES OF DOOM!

/although I thoroughly enjoyed the match with CM Punk where he employed four additional Moves of Doom, including a hurricanerana
//although that came AFTER Punk utilized a freaking piledriver
 
2013-06-05 02:40:42 PM

bluorangefyre: Representative of the unwashed masses: Truly this is the greatest night in the history...  you know what? FARK it!  We have two companies, one to center around Triple Gagne and another for Hul Hogan's meat thermos.

Why watch you may ask?  Do I secretly hate myself and long for the touch of a woman instead?

Probably.

But maybe just maybe once, I will see John Cena beaten to a pulp and lose clean.

Maybe?

YOU WILL ENJOY CENA AS YOUR CHAMPION!  YOU WILL DEMAND SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT YOU WILL TAKE CENA AND YOU WILL ENJOY HIM AND HIS FIVE MOVES OF DOOM!

5

MOVES OF DOOM!

Clothesline!
Clothesline!
Duck and powerslam!
Suspension DDT!
RKO!


/wait, that's not right....
 
2013-06-05 02:44:08 PM
Rampage was too lazy to bother making weight for light heavy when he was making way more money in the UFC, so I really can't see him getting in shape for pro wrestling, let alone doing regular house shows in front of a small crowds. He was so sure he would become a movie star after that A-Team revival, but that didn't happen. Bellator's heavyweight and light heavyweight rosters really suck though, so he could probably win either if he bothered to train or be in shape at all. Funny that Bjorn Rebney kept insisting that they would not be signing any of the UFC's cast-offs, because it would make them look like a b-league.
 
2013-06-05 02:48:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-05 02:49:24 PM
Can we turn this into a WWE thread, I have nothing else to do at work...
 
2013-06-05 02:54:51 PM

Supercampion: Can we turn this into a WWE thread, I have nothing else to do at work...


BAH GAWD KING! SUPERCAMPION'S PRODUCTIVITY HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
 
2013-06-05 02:54:53 PM

Supercampion: Can we turn this into a WWE thread, I have nothing else to do at work...


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-05 02:57:02 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: WippitGuud: I wonder how JR feels about being an internet meme now.

LIKE HE'S BEEN BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!  SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP IT!!!


This is terrible...THAT MEME HAS A FAMILY!
 
2013-06-05 02:59:31 PM
AAAAAWWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCK QUACK QUACK!
 
2013-06-05 03:12:04 PM

jayhawk88: Representative of the unwashed masses: WippitGuud: I wonder how JR feels about being an internet meme now.

LIKE HE'S BEEN BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!  SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP IT!!!

This is terrible...THAT MEME HAS A FAMILY!


BAH GAWD THERE'S PEOPLE IN THERE! THERE'S PEOPLE IN THAT MEME!
 
2013-06-05 03:20:24 PM

Supercampion: Can we turn this into a WWE thread, I have nothing else to do at work...


we could turn it into a thread of all the TNA knockouts that Rampage will sexually harass.
 
2013-06-05 03:21:47 PM

WippitGuud: bluorangefyre: Representative of the unwashed masses: Truly this is the greatest night in the history...  you know what? FARK it!  We have two companies, one to center around Triple Gagne and another for Hul Hogan's meat thermos.

Why watch you may ask?  Do I secretly hate myself and long for the touch of a woman instead?

Probably.

But maybe just maybe once, I will see John Cena beaten to a pulp and lose clean.

Maybe?

YOU WILL ENJOY CENA AS YOUR CHAMPION!  YOU WILL DEMAND SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT YOU WILL TAKE CENA AND YOU WILL ENJOY HIM AND HIS FIVE MOVES OF DOOM!

5 MOVES OF DOOM!

Clothesline!
Clothesline!
Duck and powerslam!
Suspension DDT!
RKO!


/wait, that's not right....


Moron.  The RKO is always OUT OF NOWHERE!!! VINTAGE ORTON!!!!
 
2013-06-05 03:21:49 PM
I am interested in seeing how he works out.  He has a lot of the qualities that make a successful professional wrestler.  Let's see if he can, is will to put in the time required, to learn the little thing that make a good wrestler great.
 
2013-06-05 03:24:30 PM

Flappyhead: WippitGuud: bluorangefyre: Representative of the unwashed masses: Truly this is the greatest night in the history...  you know what? FARK it!  We have two companies, one to center around Triple Gagne and another for Hul Hogan's meat thermos.

Why watch you may ask?  Do I secretly hate myself and long for the touch of a woman instead?

Probably.

But maybe just maybe once, I will see John Cena beaten to a pulp and lose clean.

Maybe?

YOU WILL ENJOY CENA AS YOUR CHAMPION!  YOU WILL DEMAND SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT YOU WILL TAKE CENA AND YOU WILL ENJOY HIM AND HIS FIVE MOVES OF DOOM!

5 MOVES OF DOOM!

Clothesline!
Clothesline!
Duck and powerslam!
Suspension DDT!
RKO!


/wait, that's not right....

Moron.  The RKO is always OUT OF NOWHERE!!! VINTAGE ORTON!!!!


Orton has a nice drop kick, punt to the skull, bag shiat, turn buckle punches.
 
2013-06-05 03:37:22 PM

Gunny Highway: Flappyhead: WippitGuud: bluorangefyre: Representative of the unwashed masses: Truly this is the greatest night in the history...  you know what? FARK it!  We have two companies, one to center around Triple Gagne and another for Hul Hogan's meat thermos.

Why watch you may ask?  Do I secretly hate myself and long for the touch of a woman instead?

Probably.

But maybe just maybe once, I will see John Cena beaten to a pulp and lose clean.

Maybe?

YOU WILL ENJOY CENA AS YOUR CHAMPION!  YOU WILL DEMAND SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT YOU WILL TAKE CENA AND YOU WILL ENJOY HIM AND HIS FIVE MOVES OF DOOM!

5 MOVES OF DOOM!

Clothesline!
Clothesline!
Duck and powerslam!
Suspension DDT!
RKO!


/wait, that's not right....

Moron.  The RKO is always OUT OF NOWHERE!!! VINTAGE ORTON!!!!

Orton has a nice drop kick, punt to the skull, bag shiat, turn buckle punches.


Technically, Cena has other moves. But the 5 moves of doom are always the last 5 in a row. You know...


Punch!
Punch!
Punch!
Big Boot to Face!
Legdrop!

It's a WWE thing.
 
2013-06-05 03:42:30 PM

WippitGuud: Gunny Highway: Flappyhead: WippitGuud: bluorangefyre: Representative of the unwashed masses: Truly this is the greatest night in the history...  you know what? FARK it!  We have two companies, one to center around Triple Gagne and another for Hul Hogan's meat thermos.

Why watch you may ask?  Do I secretly hate myself and long for the touch of a woman instead?

Probably.

But maybe just maybe once, I will see John Cena beaten to a pulp and lose clean.

Maybe?

YOU WILL ENJOY CENA AS YOUR CHAMPION!  YOU WILL DEMAND SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT YOU WILL TAKE CENA AND YOU WILL ENJOY HIM AND HIS FIVE MOVES OF DOOM!

5 MOVES OF DOOM!

Clothesline!
Clothesline!
Duck and powerslam!
Suspension DDT!
RKO!


/wait, that's not right....

Moron.  The RKO is always OUT OF NOWHERE!!! VINTAGE ORTON!!!!

Orton has a nice drop kick, punt to the skull, bag shiat, turn buckle punches.

Technically, Cena has other moves. But the 5 moves of doom are always the last 5 in a row. You know...


Punch!
Punch!
Punch!
Big Boot to Face!
Legdrop!

It's a WWE thing.


3 Shoulderblocks!
5 knuckle shuffle
AA
 
2013-06-05 03:46:18 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses:
3 Shoulderblocks!
5 knuckle shuffle
AA


2 shoulderblocks.
And then a side-release spinout powerbomb (I think its called)
 
2013-06-05 03:48:31 PM
Or...

Left jab
Left jab
Right fist
Shortarm clothesline
DDT.

/he's announced he's in the 2014 Royal Rumble. Markout moment for that
 
2013-06-05 03:49:48 PM

bluorangefyre: Wrong wrestling company, subby.  Rampage Jackson is heading to WCW 2.0, d/b/a TNA Impact Wrestling, where nobody will ever see him, instead of going to WWE to face off against Brrrrrrrrrrrrrock Lesnar and bringing some excitement over to that promotion instead of the current situation of YOU WILL HAVE CENA AS YOUR CHAMPION AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT, AND YOU WILL FORGET ABOUT DOLPH ZIGGLER HAVING A BELT!


Yeah, yeah, I know.  But JR still beats hell and blazes out of "{Obvious Name Ripoff} IN THE IMPACT ZONE" as a headline hook.  I'm not a proud man.

/first green!
 
2013-06-05 03:52:41 PM

WippitGuud: Or...

Left jab
Left jab
Right fist
Shortarm clothesline
DDT.

/he's announced he's in the 2014 Royal Rumble. Markout moment for that


for everyone over the age of 30 who remembers him. the snake biting macho man in the ring gave me nightmares as a little kid
 
2013-06-05 03:53:26 PM

Wasteland: bluorangefyre: Wrong wrestling company, subby.  Rampage Jackson is heading to WCW 2.0, d/b/a TNA Impact Wrestling, where nobody will ever see him, instead of going to WWE to face off against Brrrrrrrrrrrrrock Lesnar and bringing some excitement over to that promotion instead of the current situation of YOU WILL HAVE CENA AS YOUR CHAMPION AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT, AND YOU WILL FORGET ABOUT DOLPH ZIGGLER HAVING A BELT!

Yeah, yeah, I know.  But JR still beats hell and blazes out of "{Obvious Name Ripoff} IN THE IMPACT ZONE" as a headline hook.  I'm not a proud man.

/first green!


You're-ah just-ah doing-ah what's-ah best-ah for-ah the-ah business-ah
 
2013-06-05 03:55:04 PM

eagles95: WippitGuud: Or...

Left jab
Left jab
Right fist
Shortarm clothesline
DDT.

/he's announced he's in the 2014 Royal Rumble. Markout moment for that

for everyone over the age of 30 who remembers him. the snake biting macho man in the ring gave me nightmares as a little kid


I just read a huge article on Savage, and it had a snippet about that - the snake was de-fanged, but apparently he had a 103 fever the next day he blamed on the cobra.
 
2013-06-05 04:14:40 PM

WippitGuud: eagles95: WippitGuud: Or...

Left jab
Left jab
Right fist
Shortarm clothesline
DDT.

/he's announced he's in the 2014 Royal Rumble. Markout moment for that

for everyone over the age of 30 who remembers him. the snake biting macho man in the ring gave me nightmares as a little kid

I just read a huge article on Savage, and it had a snippet about that - the snake was de-fanged, but apparently he had a 103 fever the next day he blamed on the cobra.


You mean this guy was overheated? I guess that's what happens when you're up all night snorting cobra.
 
2013-06-05 04:17:22 PM

WippitGuud: eagles95: WippitGuud: Or...

Left jab
Left jab
Right fist
Shortarm clothesline
DDT.

/he's announced he's in the 2014 Royal Rumble. Markout moment for that

for everyone over the age of 30 who remembers him. the snake biting macho man in the ring gave me nightmares as a little kid

I just read a huge article on Savage, and it had a snippet about that - the snake was de-fanged, but apparently he had a 103 fever the next day he blamed on the cobra.


He probably ate some bad Slim-Jims
 
2013-06-05 04:20:53 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: WippitGuud: eagles95: WippitGuud: Or...

Left jab
Left jab
Right fist
Shortarm clothesline
DDT.

/he's announced he's in the 2014 Royal Rumble. Markout moment for that

for everyone over the age of 30 who remembers him. the snake biting macho man in the ring gave me nightmares as a little kid

I just read a huge article on Savage, and it had a snippet about that - the snake was de-fanged, but apparently he had a 103 fever the next day he blamed on the cobra.

You mean this guy was overheated? I guess that's what happens when you're up all night snorting cobra.


In the 1980's, Macho Man Randy Savage was composed of equal parts cocaine and anabolic steroids.
 
2013-06-05 04:26:14 PM

eagles95: Supercampion: Can we turn this into a WWE thread, I have nothing else to do at work...

we could turn it into a thread of all the TNA knockouts that Rampage will sexually harass.


BAH GAWD KING!  THAT KNOCKOUT WAS A VIRGIN!  DAMN HIM, DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL!
 
2013-06-05 04:36:12 PM
His character will be vulnerable to a belly smother called "how do you get the moon offa you?"

/obscure?
 
2013-06-05 04:44:58 PM
Why not, he's shown that he is willing to lose as long as he gets a paycheck for the last couple of fights he's been in.
 
2013-06-05 05:05:50 PM
FYI, apparently Ryder got a great pop in LI for Smackdown

AND

Apparently, the rumor is creative has an idea for him, they are just waiting for the time to pull it off.
 
2013-06-05 05:37:03 PM

TheManofPA: FYI, apparently Ryder got a great pop in LI for Smackdown

AND

Apparently, the rumor is creative has an idea for him, they are just waiting for the time to pull it off.


Spending two months being beaten silly by Perfect Jr. after they figure out that the count-out victories aren't getting them anywhere?
 
2013-06-05 06:13:54 PM
Both Bellator and Jackson are going to be angry at each other in the very near future. And nobody but them will give a single fu*k.
 
2013-06-05 06:15:21 PM
inverted atomic drop
side Russian leg sweep
back breaker
elbow drop from second rope
Sharpshooter
 
2013-06-05 07:13:03 PM

TheManofPA: FYI, apparently Ryder got a great pop in LI for Smackdown

AND

Apparently, the rumor is creative has an idea for him, they are just waiting for the time to pull it off.


spectacle.provocateuse.com

"Don't worry Zack.  Me and the boys in Creative have been working hard to come up with something for you.  Just grow the hair that was a big part of your marketable look out in the meantime.  We'll get back to you when we've got all the details ironed out.  You should grow a big bushy beard too, and braid it.  That'd help the look we're going for.   And.. Uh... Maybe a face tattoo.  Yeah.  That'd be funny- I mean, essential to what we're working on.  Don't worry, we're TOTALLY gonna do something with you and not release you right afterwards."
 
2013-06-05 10:05:40 PM

WippitGuud: Representative of the unwashed masses:
3 Shoulderblocks!
5 knuckle shuffle
AA

2 shoulderblocks.
And then a side-release spinout powerbomb (I think its called)


Blue Thunder Bomb
 
2013-06-05 10:31:39 PM
Man of a hundred dollars is in the Impact Zone!
 
2013-06-06 03:38:53 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: His character will be vulnerable to a belly smother called "how do you get the moon offa you?"

/obscure?


That'd be more fitting for Kimbo Slice.
 
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