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(Uproxx)   An elderly lesbian confronted Jimmy Fallon about all his Bruce Jenner plastic surgery jokes and things got awkward. Oh wait, that was Bruce Jenner? Make that super awkward   (uproxx.com) divider line 24
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2013-06-05 01:58:23 PM  
Who cares?

Seriously, Bruce Jenner's only there to be whored out by his attention-craving family for publicity. It's depressing. He all but disappears in the late 80's, doing the occasional "celebrity" appearance, only to turn up in the mid 00's not as a former Olympic hero and television celebrity, but just as the parent of an attention-whoring kid whose sex tape goes viral. He's now the butt of jokes, all but forgotten, dragged out by his family whenever expedient.
 
2013-06-05 02:03:39 PM  
He even changed his voice?!?

How is that even possible?

I mean, is it a side-effect of some sort of nose thing or something?  He sounds like a robot impersonating an old Jewish woman impersonating an old Jewish vaudeville act.


 
2013-06-05 02:06:02 PM  
Bruce Jenner's face should be on a box of embalming fluid.
 
2013-06-05 02:13:15 PM  
hard to believe there is a set large enough to hold two such gigantic assholes simultaneously
 
2013-06-05 02:16:35 PM  
Hey, Jimmy. Never mention or book a Kardashian again. Even when you take Leno's spot.

/won't happen. same company.
 
2013-06-05 02:30:33 PM  
He looks like a burn victim
 
2013-06-05 02:35:30 PM  
That's one hell of a 'Fire-marshall Bill' impression, Mr. Jenner.

/ LET ME SHOW YOU SHUMTHIN!
 
2013-06-05 02:39:55 PM  
....where he or she has received the brunt of the slander.

Sooo, he hasn't had any work done then?
 
2013-06-05 02:49:20 PM  
He looks like the love child of Ron Popeil and Fire Marshall Bill.
 
2013-06-05 03:12:22 PM  
good one subby
 
2013-06-05 03:46:38 PM  
His face may have changed, but at least Bruce is still sporting the same hairdo as in 1976.
 
2013-06-05 03:51:48 PM  
That was so creepy I couldn't watch it. He looks like a wax doll that came to life.
 
2013-06-05 03:55:43 PM  

mycathatesyou: That was so creepy I couldn't watch it. He looks like a wax doll that came to life.


define "came to life"
 
2013-06-05 04:44:28 PM  
man, i recall vividly how i admired jenner when he won the gold.....

now, not so much.
 
2013-06-05 04:46:33 PM  

Tubesteak: He looks like the love child of Ron Popeil and Fire Marshall Bill.


LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' ABOUT THIS PASTA MAKER!
 
2013-06-05 04:47:11 PM  

ricewater_stool: His face may have changed, but at least Bruce is still sporting the same hairdo as in 1976.


Probably has to - with all that cosmetic surgery, it's probably a friggin' snap-on toupee.
 
2013-06-05 04:50:23 PM  

Tubesteak: He looks like the love child of Ron Popeil and Fire Marshall Bill.


MAGNIFICENT!!!  (funny thing is, it's absolutely TRUE)

Cue the Keeper....
i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-05 06:13:49 PM  

KrispyKritter: hard to believe there is a set large enough to hold two such gigantic assholes simultaneously


Assholes are surprisingly stackable.
 
2013-06-05 06:18:18 PM  
ugh. that was painful to watch.  I think I got to 2 minutes.
 
2013-06-05 09:26:21 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: He looks like a burn victim


Hey! Screw you buddy!
ok, you're right
 
2013-06-06 03:08:05 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: good one subby


Seconded
 
2013-06-06 09:39:07 AM  
For some reason, BJ looks like Warhol to me.
 
2013-06-06 09:56:50 AM  
www.usmagazine.com

Dude was a serious athlete, sold insurance to support himself while training 8 hours a day for the '76 Olympics.  Somehow all that drive and ambition dissipated into settling for minor TV celebritydom.  Sad thing is he was a real looker and probably would have aged magnificently without the surgery.
 
2013-06-06 03:23:21 PM  
He looks and sounds like Gary Oldman as Mason Verger in Hannibal.
 
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