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(Talking Points Memo)   Donald Rumsfeld says he "can't tell" whether or not Obama has "switched sides" in the War on Terror   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 134
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2013-06-05 11:41:13 AM  
eyedot.blogspot.com

So what does he mean when he says "switch sides"?
 
2013-06-05 12:19:34 PM  
I'm pretty sure the President didn't turn gay

NTTAWWT
 
2013-06-05 12:53:01 PM  
I can't tell if Rumsfeld "is a cum-guzzling gutterslut".
 
2013-06-05 01:01:41 PM  
See both sides are equally bad.
 
2013-06-05 01:04:13 PM  
"It bothers me greatly that he's unwilling to identify the enemy. I don't see how you win if you don't."

It's all those brown people.   Dzhokhar was an Arab in white face.
 
2013-06-05 01:08:29 PM  
I absolutely believe that the fact that Donald Rumsfeld is unable to determine whether or not Obama has switched sides is literally true.
 
2013-06-05 01:08:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-05 01:08:43 PM  
So Obama's having those drones chase himself? Brilliant plan.
 
2013-06-05 01:09:32 PM  
I can't tell if Donald Rumsfeld is mentally challenged or colossally stupid.
 
2013-06-05 01:10:08 PM  
Donald Rumsfeld, when Baghdad fell.
 
2013-06-05 01:10:14 PM  
Still wearing those iced underpants, Donnie?
 
2013-06-05 01:10:28 PM  
I can't tell if it would be a good idea for Obama to have Rumsfeld waterboarded for several weeks.
 
2013-06-05 01:10:28 PM  
So it's a known unknown then, you soulless farkwit?  Good to know.
 
2013-06-05 01:10:51 PM  
Well we armed Al Qaeda in Libya and Syria. So it's a very "nuanced" position we're taking.
 
2013-06-05 01:10:59 PM  
talkingpointsmemo.com

Good God, Rumsfeld is a smug bastard.  And he comes with a gnarled, smirky leprechaun.

(Not to mention... DavidHorowitzTV.com?  Seriously?)
 
2013-06-05 01:11:03 PM  
Rumsfeld should be happy he isn't sitting with W and Cheney before a War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague, and shut is hypocritical mouth about how our President is conducting the nation's business.
 
2013-06-05 01:11:19 PM  
Psst - Hey Donald -

The answer is in here:

upload.wikimedia.org

Visit and study it out!
 
2013-06-05 01:12:00 PM  
Rumsfeld, like his other co-criminals, must live in a VERY strong bubble where negative feedback just does not exist.  And where normal people do not get to meet them, ever.
 
2013-06-05 01:12:20 PM  
"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat."

-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, when asked about weapons of mass destruction in an ABC News interview, March 30, 2003

Not only a liar but a shiatty Sec Def.  Also a war criminal.
 
2013-06-05 01:13:01 PM  
"It bothers me greatly that he's unwilling to identify the enemy"

www.gwu.edu

Says the guy shaking hands with Saddam Hussein.
 
2013-06-05 01:14:16 PM  
However I CAN tell if Donald Rumsfeld was the worst Secretary of Defense in US history.

He was.
 
2013-06-05 01:15:13 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Donald Rumsfeld, when Baghdad fell.


[HEATH_LEDGER_JOKER_LAUGH.WAV]
 
2013-06-05 01:16:10 PM  

vernonFL: "It bothers me greatly that he's unwilling to identify the enemy"

[www.gwu.edu image 300x200]

Says the guy shaking hands with Saddam Hussein.


Love that pic, that says it all.

Convenient fact the teabaggers overlook.  Rummy brokered the sale of chemical weapons material on behalf of Saint Reagan, which with his buddy Saddam then gassed the Kurds with, instead of the Iranians, like Ronnie wanted.
 
2013-06-05 01:16:17 PM  
You fight the war on terror with the president you have, not the president you want to have.
 
2013-06-05 01:16:18 PM  
I can't tell whether or not Donald Rumsfeld takes fistfuls of fry drugs and meth every weekend. I'm not making any accusations, of course.
 
2013-06-05 01:16:37 PM  
Gotta admit tho, I would like to know when exactly he stopped beating his wife.
 
2013-06-05 01:16:44 PM  

un4gvn666: I can't tell if Donald Rumsfeld is mentally challenged or colossally stupid.


Yes.
 
2013-06-05 01:17:06 PM  
He sounds concerned...and retarded...
 
2013-06-05 01:17:13 PM  
war criminal says what?
 
2013-06-05 01:19:34 PM  

Therion: Psst - Hey Donald -

The answer is in here:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 275x205]

Visit and study it out!


And bring Cheney with you, too.  Just tell Cheney you'll let him shoot you in the face if he comes along.
 
2013-06-05 01:20:46 PM  

cretinbob: [eyedot.blogspot.com image 566x401]

So what does he mean when he says "switch sides"?


Hell - go for something more recent.  How about Bush removing Gaddafi and Libya from the terrorism list?
 
2013-06-05 01:22:30 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Good God, Rumsfeld is a smug bastard.  And he comes with a gnarled, smirky leprechaun.

(Not to mention... DavidHorowitzTV.com?  Seriously?)


"5000 Americans and 100,000 Iraqis died for this."
 
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2013-06-05 01:22:36 PM  
So he might not be a sekrit muslin terrorist anymore?
 
2013-06-05 01:22:58 PM  
Rumsfeld added, "It bothers me greatly that he's unwilling to identify the enemy. I don't see how you win if you don't."

He must hate the fact that the president has said so many nice things about Muslims...


"Islam brings hope and comfort to millions of people in my country, and to more than a billion people worldwide. Ramadan is also an occasion to remember that Islam gave birth to a rich civilization of learning that has benefited mankind."

"Ours is a war not against a religion, not against the Muslim faith."

"Some of the comments that have been uttered about Islam do not reflect the sentiments of my government or the sentiments of most Americans. Islam, as practiced by the vast majority of people, is a peaceful religion, a religion that respects others. Ours is a country based upon tolerance and we welcome people of all faiths in America."

"Islam is a vibrant faith. Millions of our fellow citizens are Muslim. We respect the faith. We honor its traditions. Our enemy does not. Our enemy doesn't follow the great traditions of Islam. They've hijacked a great religion."
 
2013-06-05 01:22:59 PM  
"It bothers me greatly that he's unwilling to identify the enemy. I don't see how you win if you don't."

Well Don, you go to war with the enemy you have.  Not the enemy you want.  Which is how you neocon farks got us stuck in Iraq.
 
2013-06-05 01:24:26 PM  

Diogenes: cretinbob: [eyedot.blogspot.com image 566x401]

So what does he mean when he says "switch sides"?

Hell - go for something more recent.  How about Bush removing Gaddafi and Libya from the terrorism list?


But they renounced nukes and didn't cross their fingers.

/I mean, come on, Gaddafi removed A. Q. Khan from his rolodex.  What more do you want?
 
2013-06-05 01:25:57 PM  

un4gvn666: I can't tell if Donald Rumsfeld is mentally challenged or colossally stupid.


Couldn't it be both?
 
2013-06-05 01:26:43 PM  

MmmmBacon: Rumsfeld should be happy he isn't sitting with W and Cheney before a War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague, and shut is hypocritical mouth about how our President is conducting the nation's business.


Bears repeating.
 
2013-06-05 01:27:01 PM  
This is the same guy who kept saying Iraq was behind 9/11 attacks.

Most people in the world when they are hugely wrong have the self awareness to hide, he goes on tour.
 
2013-06-05 01:27:08 PM  
Rumsfeld can't tell about Obama in much the same way that I can't quite tell if Donny was working for bin Laden when he decided to shift troops from Afghanistan to a pointless adventure in Iraq.
 
2013-06-05 01:27:53 PM  
Yes. President Obama switched sides. He is making decisions in the best interests of the United States instead of KBR/Halliburton.

This radical shift has confused the past Secretary of Defense/current scumbag shill.
 
2013-06-05 01:29:55 PM  
Donald Rumsfeld is just implying the important questions.
 
2013-06-05 01:30:18 PM  
Man, it's been a while since I felt the need to bust this out in all its glory.

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2013-06-05 01:30:43 PM  

Jake Havechek: vernonFL: "It bothers me greatly that he's unwilling to identify the enemy"

[www.gwu.edu image 300x200]

Says the guy shaking hands with Saddam Hussein.

Love that pic, that says it all.

Convenient fact the teabaggers overlook.  Rummy brokered the sale of chemical weapons material on behalf of Saint Reagan, which with his buddy Saddam then gassed the Kurds with, instead of the Iranians, like Ronnie wanted.


everything that I've seen on the topic says that we allowed exports of biological agents like anthrax and botulism to Iraq which Iraq insisted was being used for medical research as well as insecticides that could be precursors to chemical weapon payloads. I've never seen any legit source saying we actually sold chemical weapons to Iraq.

Whether we actually believed Iraq's claims of peaceful medical research and agriculture is another matter...
 
2013-06-05 01:31:06 PM  
"Is Donald Rumsfeld literally a living breathing pile of human garbage?" the man asked, drawing a smattering of applause from the audience.

"You know, I just don't feel competent to answer," Jackson Herring said. "I can't tell."
 
2013-06-05 01:32:35 PM  
Meh, I don't really care what Rumsfeld says.  Few people have been more thoroughly discredited and discarded, including by his own side.
 
2013-06-05 01:32:37 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: However I CAN tell if Donald Rumsfeld was the worst Secretary of Defense in US history.

He was.


It would be hard to make a case for someone worse. In US history can you think of a war that we started that was based purely on BS information and turned out so much different then planned (we were told it would wrap up in weeks)?

I guess you could have an argument that Vietnam might have been a blunder of the level of Iraq.
 
2013-06-05 01:36:02 PM  
He's almost singularly responsible for putting Iraq under an Iranian sphere of influence.
 
2013-06-05 01:36:06 PM  
"Do I think the President of the United States is on the side of terrorists? Of course, this is a rhetorical question, only intended to insult Obama and really beneath a former cabinet member to even acknowledge but since bashing black men in power is what keeps our base's panties wet and they can't even spell "rhetorical", I'll say that I, a twice-former Secretary of Defense and former White House Chief of Staff, am incompetent to judge whether our twice-elected Chief Executive is actively supporting the murder of our citizens and the destruction of our nation. Thank God for Bachmann and Gohmert or I'd never get away with this sh*t."
 
2013-06-05 01:36:08 PM  
Donald is letting his Mandingo fantasies slip out again.
 
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