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(WHAM Rochester)   Restaurant secretly replaces the regular orange juice with mimosas during brunch. Let's see if anyone notices   (13wham.com) divider line 68
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2013-06-05 01:13:37 PM
They said when they got home the kids slept all day and appeared hungover on Monday.

I'm glad to see that kids are getting prepared for their adult lives at an early age.
 
2013-06-05 01:27:44 PM
"That's not good enough for parents having kids, drunk and sleeping all day. It's not fair. These little kids shouldn't have any alcohol period."

Alcohol period?  I guess it's that time of the month.
 
2013-06-05 01:28:30 PM
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2013-06-05 01:29:14 PM

blatz514: "That's not good enough for parents having kids, drunk and sleeping all day. It's not fair. These little kids shouldn't have any alcohol period."

Alcohol period?  I guess it's that time of the month.


And I thought the vodka-soaked tampons were an urban myth.
 
2013-06-05 01:36:16 PM

Sybarite: They said when they got home the kids slept all day and appeared hungover on Monday.

I'm glad to see that kids are getting prepared for their adult lives at an early age.


I think having the kids sleep all day would be a feature, not a bug.
 
2013-06-05 01:41:48 PM
Kids are such farking lightweights.
 
2013-06-05 02:01:45 PM

Diogenes: Alcohol period?  I guess it's that time of the month.

And I thought the vodka-soaked tampons were an urban myth.


Don't knock it 'till you try it.
 
2013-06-05 02:39:48 PM

Diogenes: Kids are such farking lightweights.


That's why you gotta train 'em from a young age.
 
2013-06-05 02:40:32 PM
At least it's an opportunity or the parents to sue for billllllllions.  BILLLLLLLLLLLIONS.
 
2013-06-05 02:42:27 PM
So one mimosa will make a kid sleep all day. Good to know.
 
2013-06-05 02:42:34 PM

bunner: At least it's an opportunity or the parents to sue for billllllllions.  BILLLLLLLLLLLIONS.


But they're not, because we're not dicks in Rochester.
 
2013-06-05 02:42:52 PM
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2013-06-05 02:44:33 PM

RepoManTSM: bunner: At least it's an opportunity or the parents to sue for billllllllions.  BILLLLLLLLLLLIONS.

But they're not, because we're not dicks in Rochester.


Then who are all those sirens wailing away for all night long?
 
2013-06-05 02:44:44 PM
My kids never wanted a second cup of orange juice. Till then.
 
2013-06-05 02:45:04 PM
apparently they aren't believers in the "purple night-night juice"
 
2013-06-05 02:45:28 PM

ReapTheChaos: So one mimosa will make a kid sleep all day. Good to know.


Hmm. Filed for when I have kids.
 
2013-06-05 02:45:46 PM

Sybarite: They said when they got home the kids slept all day and appeared hungover on Monday.

I'm glad to see that kids are getting prepared for their adult lives at an early age.


"Adult"? Do you mean teenage...?
 
2013-06-05 02:46:48 PM

vudukungfu: RepoManTSM: bunner: At least it's an opportunity or the parents to sue for billllllllions.  BILLLLLLLLLLLIONS.

But they're not, because we're not dicks in Rochester.

Then who are all those sirens wailing away for all night long?


They wail for the dickless
 
2013-06-05 02:47:24 PM

uncleacid: My kids never wanted a second cup of orange juice. Till then.


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2013-06-05 02:47:42 PM

Joce678: Sybarite: They said when they got home the kids slept all day and appeared hungover on Monday.

I'm glad to see that kids are getting prepared for their adult lives at an early age.

"Adult"? Do you mean teenage...?


Most adults are large teenagers.
 
2013-06-05 02:48:02 PM
The DeRoos tried calling police but said they were told that mistakes happen. Jeremy said it is unacceptable

Good on the police.  This article could have had a lot more HURR DURR had the police gone and talked to the owner or had been assholes about it.
 
2013-06-05 02:48:30 PM

Sybarite: They said when they got home the kids slept all day and appeared hungover on Monday.

I'm glad to see that kids are getting prepared for their adult lives at an early age.


Their kids slept all day and that wanted an apology? Hell, I would have sent them a goddamn fruit basket.
 
2013-06-05 02:52:13 PM
The DeRoos tried calling police but said they were told that mistakes happen.

One of my little brothers when he was 4 was drunk at my first communion because he went around to the mostly empty beer cans and drained the dregs. He was wobbling around before anyone realized. Or he might've been begging for sips and after a few...well toddlers can't hold their liquor.

Not really a big deal. shiat happens. He was fine.

/yes, I am Irish
 
2013-06-05 02:55:11 PM
I just want to add that the headline made me think of this:

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2013-06-05 02:55:16 PM

RepoManTSM: bunner: At least it's an opportunity or the parents to sue for billllllllions.  BILLLLLLLLLLLIONS.

But they're not, because we're not dicks in Rochester.


*packs*
 
2013-06-05 02:58:15 PM
What a buncha complaining biatches.

A mistake was made, they apologized and restitution was attempted. The parents want to 'make sure this never happens to anyone else's kids', ok what's their plan, to get their liquor liscense taken away?

Accept the apology, accept that shiat happens and get on with your life.
 
2013-06-05 02:59:37 PM
The parents couldn't tell there was alcohol? Geeze...must be baptists.

The other idea could be that the OJ wasn't super-fresh. Hell, after less than a week in the fridge the sugars in the OJ and natural yeasts in the air have already started to turn it into alcohol.
 
2013-06-05 03:01:25 PM

bmihura: ReapTheChaos: So one mimosa will make a kid sleep all day. Good to know.

Hmm. Filed for when I have kids.


"Your allergies are acting up, honey. That's why you're so cranky. Here, have some Benadryl, it'll make you feel better."

//Trust me.
 
2013-06-05 03:01:49 PM
How hard is it for the restaurant to make the mimosas when people order them?  It's two ingredients.  I would think you wouldn't want to pre-mix bubbly anyway because it would go flat.
 
2013-06-05 03:01:57 PM
Gah.  The restaurant pre-made their mimosas.  Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
 
2013-06-05 03:03:57 PM
The Mrs and my first date was at Bazil. We would have gladly taken free mimosas.
 
2013-06-05 03:07:21 PM

Chariset: Diogenes: Alcohol period?  I guess it's that time of the month.

And I thought the vodka-soaked tampons were an urban myth.

Don't knock it 'till you try it.


If you're trying it to get drunk faster, go for it. If you're trying to beat a breathalyzer that way..... doesn't work.

/yes I know from experience
//was operating the breathalyzer
 
2013-06-05 03:07:22 PM
/or orange juice in this case
 
2013-06-05 03:09:23 PM
be careful about switching beverages on people.....you don't want them to go all Chris Farley on you.
 
2013-06-05 03:10:07 PM

Capo Del Bandito: What a buncha complaining biatches.

A mistake was made, they apologized and restitution was attempted. The parents want to 'make sure this never happens to anyone else's kids', ok what's their plan, to get their liquor liscense taken away?

Accept the apology, accept that shiat happens and get on with your life.


Thank you.  Now I don't have to say all that. :D
 
2013-06-05 03:12:02 PM
ugh, let's try this again.

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/or orange juice in this case
 
2013-06-05 03:22:32 PM
How the fark do you accidentally pour champagne into a "traditional" orange juice glass?  Mimosas are supposed to be served in a champagne flute.  And if you are premixing your mimosas in a pitcher then you are either a crappy bartender or have a stupid manager.  If you serve children in your establishment you never premix anything that contains "kid friendly" liquids, such as juice.  What a bunch of idiots.  Yeah, yeah, I get the whole concept off "accidents happen" but this is one accident that could have been avoided if there had been fewer idiots in the restaurant.

Also, the parents are seriously overreacting to their kids having a little bit of alcohol.  Maybe if they were muslims I could possibly understand this level of derp, but seriously, it is not like the kids got schitt-faced drunk.
 
2013-06-05 03:24:03 PM

neversubmit: vudukungfu: RepoManTSM: bunner: At least it's an opportunity or the parents to sue for billllllllions.  BILLLLLLLLLLLIONS.

But they're not, because we're not dicks in Rochester.

Then who are all those sirens wailing away for all night long?

They wail for the dickless


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2013-06-05 03:26:46 PM

Marley'sGirl: How hard is it for the restaurant to make the mimosas when people order them?  It's two ingredients.  I would think you wouldn't want to pre-mix bubbly anyway because it would go flat.


This.
 
2013-06-05 03:31:21 PM

Gonz: bmihura: ReapTheChaos: So one mimosa will make a kid sleep all day. Good to know.

Hmm. Filed for when I have kids.

"Your allergies are acting up, honey. That's why you're so cranky. Here, have some Benadryl, it'll make you feel better."

//Trust me.


...and just about all you have to do is check their breathing once in awhile.... or poke at 'em, with a stick.
 
2013-06-05 03:40:49 PM
Hmmm, I'm still trying to figure this one out.  Where the kids drinking them out of a champagne flute?  How does the bartender fark that up?
 
2013-06-05 03:45:34 PM
One of the carpenters I used to work with once drained a litre of vodka and orange, thinking it was just juice... He was supposed to be driving the truck home, but fell over instead.

/still claims it was an accident
 
2013-06-05 03:52:12 PM

kidgenius: The parents couldn't tell there was alcohol? Geeze...must be baptists.

The other idea could be that the OJ wasn't super-fresh. Hell, after less than a week in the fridge the sugars in the OJ and natural yeasts in the air have already started to turn it into alcohol.


In college a housemate premixed screwdrivers in the OJ container.

He grabbed one from the fridge and started drinking one night, saying it didn't quite taste right, but he "must have gotten the mix wrong"

Until he looked at the sell by date, which was over a YEAR before he moved in.

/yeah, it was that kind of a house
//5-12 people at any time, the house never cleared out, people just rotated in.
 
2013-06-05 04:04:01 PM
Makes it easier to see the Japanese booze demons.

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/Mr. Fizzle understands
 
2013-06-05 04:05:12 PM

Capo Del Bandito: What a buncha complaining biatches.

A mistake was made, they apologized and restitution was attempted. The parents want to 'make sure this never happens to anyone else's kids', ok what's their plan, to get their liquor liscense taken away?

Accept the apology, accept that shiat happens and get on with your life.


It's a big mistake. It's not so much about the kids getting a little booze, it's how careless they were. If it went to a pregnant mother, she'd sue their pants off. If it went to a recovering Alkie (like me), it could trigger a relapse. Some people are extremely allergic to booze. If they are that careless, they can kill someone with shellfish or peanuts.

I haven't had a drink in 9 years. When I go to a place that serves booze I won't drink anything, not even water. Too many careless people.  I really don't know what would happen if I accidently had booze, and I'm not about to find out. Mistakes do happen, but if the manager truly did not initially apologize like the family claims, he is a douche. He's also lucky that it didn't go to someone who might be majorly affected by it.
 
2013-06-05 04:16:24 PM

The Southern Logic Company: The DeRoos tried calling police but said they were told that mistakes happen. Jeremy said it is unacceptable

Good on the police.  This article could have had a lot more HURR DURR had the police gone and talked to the owner or had been assholes about it.


This. Sounds like they wanted to go all derpy but a sane police officer shut them up.
 
2013-06-05 04:17:21 PM
The DeRoos say their 7-year-old daughter said the orange juice at the restaurant tasted funny, but her mother tried it and figured it was just a different brand, so she told her she could drink it.
This is pretty much a non story. Yes a mistake was made by the restaurant, but where is the personal responsibility for the mother? She has to know what alcohol tastes like, there is literally no chance she thought it was a "different brand".
 
2013-06-05 04:25:01 PM
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2013-06-05 04:32:41 PM

Chariset: Diogenes: Alcohol period?  I guess it's that time of the month.

And I thought the vodka-soaked tampons were an urban myth.

Don't knock it 'till you try it.


Insert unsettling and inappropriate Michael Douglas joke here...

/just grossed myself out a little
 
2013-06-05 04:39:01 PM

Musikslayer


I haven't had a drink in 9 years. When I go to a place that serves booze I won't drink anything, not even water.


It's nice that you put a stop to the alcohol (seriously) but at what point are you going to get on with your life? Not drinking water at a restaurant is not a rational act because the odds of a mixup are infinitesimal. The hostesses pour water out of those pitchers all day long: do you honestly think they might refill with vodka instead?
 
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