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(WCPO Cincinnati)   If you're in or passing through the Cincinnati metro area please be cognizant of what's going on. Apparently the motor vehicles have started their long anticipated jihad against the buildings. Audi Akbar   (wcpo.com) divider line 36
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2013-06-05 10:44:59 AM  
what a Saab story
 
2013-06-05 10:48:07 AM  
Living in Cincinnati, I often times find myself wanting to drive into something.

At least we have a mayoral candidate handing out pop plants today.  That's progress.

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news/cincinnati-mayoral-candidate -j im-berns-claims-he-will-hand-out-48-free-marijuana-plants-at-event
 
2013-06-05 10:48:11 AM  
Those people audi get out of there! This is a real problem ford sure.
 
2013-06-05 10:48:54 AM  

Buttknuckle: Living in Cincinnati, I often times find myself wanting to drive into something.

At least we have a mayoral candidate handing out pop pot plants today.  That's progress.

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news/cincinnati-mayoral-candidate -j im-berns-claims-he-will-hand-out-48-free-marijuana-plants-at-event


FTFM
 
2013-06-05 10:49:39 AM  
Viva la Renaultvolution

/2nd attempt
//1st one timed out - Fark slow for others this morning?
 
2013-06-05 10:51:06 AM  
Great Scott Diner??

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2013-06-05 11:03:15 AM  
This one was by far the most impressive (IMO) Driver was actually able to "r-u-n-n-o-f-t" before the law got there.

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2013-06-05 11:04:16 AM  
I'm going to assume the first crash into the vacant building was a dry run before the conspirators actively began attacking restaurants.
 
2013-06-05 11:04:57 AM  
dawnofthedad2010.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-05 11:05:39 AM  
"A second car has struck the towers!"
 
2013-06-05 11:08:52 AM  

Cold_Sassy: This one was by far the most impressive (IMO) Driver was actually able to "r-u-n-n-o-f-t" before the law got there.

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Dang!
 
2013-06-05 11:14:48 AM  
This calls for a Cincinnati Fark party, you know so we too can contribute to cars plowing through buildings.
 
2013-06-05 11:21:40 AM  
Sweet, you can get driving directions from the map on the page.
 
2013-06-05 11:22:00 AM  
I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city
 
2013-06-05 11:27:17 AM  

busy chillin': what a Saab story


Jeebus, the very Weeners?!
I actuallyhave a Saab story and was going to post ...
Never mind

/audiakbar indeed
 
2013-06-05 12:16:23 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: busy chillin': what a Saab story

Jeebus, the very Weeners?!
I actuallyhave a Saab story and was going to post ...
Never mind

/audiakbar indeed


Yugo ahead and post it
 
2013-06-05 12:19:46 PM  

YixilTesiphon: Cold_Sassy: This one was by far the most impressive (IMO) Driver was actually able to "r-u-n-n-o-f-t" before the law got there.

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Dang!


Yeah, pretty much what I thought of.  It happened about 6:15 in the morning  and I was getting ready for work.  Heard the local TV traffic guy say "now this is a car into a building" and I had to go see.  Not dissapoint.
 
2013-06-05 12:42:42 PM  
Let it go Jack, it's Ameliatown.
 
2013-06-05 12:45:35 PM  
If your building gets hit by 4 cars its FARKing time to move.
 
2013-06-05 12:47:06 PM  

herdgirl72: I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city


Totally agree. Always something stupid slowing down my drive home from work. Yesterday, it was a little fender Bender on the side of the highway that blocked up traffic from 275 to Kenwood.

Drive home from work in Dayton continues to get longer every afternoon, yesterday was almost two hours. Want to stick my head in an oven a little.
 
2013-06-05 12:58:41 PM  

bearcats1983: herdgirl72: I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city

Totally agree. Always something stupid slowing down my drive home from work. Yesterday, it was a little fender Bender on the side of the highway that blocked up traffic from 275 to Kenwood.

Drive home from work in Dayton continues to get longer every afternoon, yesterday was almost two hours. Want to stick my head in an oven a little.


This city needs a major public transportation solution in a bad way. The highway traffic gets worse and worse every year. Why can't we get a light rail like Cleveland and Chicago have? Run it north and south along I-71 and 75 and east and west on Reagan and Norwood Lateral and have a line out to the airport. Then have the hub downtown.
 
2013-06-05 01:01:11 PM  

bearcats1983: herdgirl72: I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city

Totally agree. Always something stupid slowing down my drive home from work. Yesterday, it was a little fender Bender on the side of the highway that blocked up traffic from 275 to Kenwood.

Drive home from work in Dayton continues to get longer every afternoon, yesterday was almost two hours. Want to stick my head in an oven a little.


Presently, I'm looking for a new job.  I think I'll cross Dayton off of my commute list now.
 
2013-06-05 01:04:01 PM  

Buttknuckle: bearcats1983: herdgirl72: I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city

Totally agree. Always something stupid slowing down my drive home from work. Yesterday, it was a little fender Bender on the side of the highway that blocked up traffic from 275 to Kenwood.

Drive home from work in Dayton continues to get longer every afternoon, yesterday was almost two hours. Want to stick my head in an oven a little.

Presently, I'm looking for a new job.  I think I'll cross Dayton off of my commute list now.


I-75 through downtown Dayton has been under construction nonstop for 15 years. It's an amazing piece of ass farkery.
 
2013-06-05 01:11:25 PM  
VOLKSWAGEN UBER ALLES !
 
2013-06-05 01:12:02 PM  

Cymbal: bearcats1983: herdgirl72: I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city

Totally agree. Always something stupid slowing down my drive home from work. Yesterday, it was a little fender Bender on the side of the highway that blocked up traffic from 275 to Kenwood.

Drive home from work in Dayton continues to get longer every afternoon, yesterday was almost two hours. Want to stick my head in an oven a little.

This city needs a major public transportation solution in a bad way. The highway traffic gets worse and worse every year. Why can't we get a light rail like Cleveland and Chicago have? Run it north and south along I-71 and 75 and east and west on Reagan and Norwood Lateral and have a line out to the airport. Then have the hub downtown.


Cause Malory is busy spending the Cincinnati's money on staff vacations and other nonsense.
 
2013-06-05 01:13:22 PM  

Buttknuckle: Cymbal: bearcats1983: herdgirl72: I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city

Totally agree. Always something stupid slowing down my drive home from work. Yesterday, it was a little fender Bender on the side of the highway that blocked up traffic from 275 to Kenwood.

Drive home from work in Dayton continues to get longer every afternoon, yesterday was almost two hours. Want to stick my head in an oven a little.

This city needs a major public transportation solution in a bad way. The highway traffic gets worse and worse every year. Why can't we get a light rail like Cleveland and Chicago have? Run it north and south along I-71 and 75 and east and west on Reagan and Norwood Lateral and have a line out to the airport. Then have the hub downtown.

Cause Malory is busy spending the Cincinnati's money on staff vacations and other nonsense.


I'm confused, I thought politicians were here to help us.
 
2013-06-05 01:14:13 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Buttknuckle: bearcats1983: herdgirl72: I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city

Totally agree. Always something stupid slowing down my drive home from work. Yesterday, it was a little fender Bender on the side of the highway that blocked up traffic from 275 to Kenwood.

Drive home from work in Dayton continues to get longer every afternoon, yesterday was almost two hours. Want to stick my head in an oven a little.

Presently, I'm looking for a new job.  I think I'll cross Dayton off of my commute list now.

I-75 through downtown Dayton has been under construction nonstop for 15 years. It's an amazing piece of ass farkery.


Edwards to Pheiffer is enough to make me homocidal.  No thanks.
 
2013-06-05 01:50:10 PM  
beep! beep! beep ! drivin' cellphone style!

crash! crash crash! crashin' cellphone style
 
2013-06-05 02:17:51 PM  
Psh, 4 in 3 days? Buffalo had something like 25 of these in a month. Including deaths of people in the buildings and whatnot. Get back to me when you have a real story.
 
2013-06-05 02:33:41 PM  
Best thing about that diner --- they have an Elvis impersonator --- who sells CDs.
 
2013-06-05 03:37:41 PM  
I lived about a mile from there... and got PIT'd by a fuel truck right in front of the diner about 5 years ago.

Something about that area.
 
2013-06-05 03:49:20 PM  

Buttknuckle: Cymbal: bearcats1983: herdgirl72: I woke up this morning to the news saying another car hit a restaurant! WTF? It's all food joints.
I know these people can't drive in this town(seriously its the sun put on some sunglasses instead of slamming on the brakes on 71 at Pfeiffer) but its getting stupid.

/country mouse in the city

Totally agree. Always something stupid slowing down my drive home from work. Yesterday, it was a little fender Bender on the side of the highway that blocked up traffic from 275 to Kenwood.

Drive home from work in Dayton continues to get longer every afternoon, yesterday was almost two hours. Want to stick my head in an oven a little.

This city needs a major public transportation solution in a bad way. The highway traffic gets worse and worse every year. Why can't we get a light rail like Cleveland and Chicago have? Run it north and south along I-71 and 75 and east and west on Reagan and Norwood Lateral and have a line out to the airport. Then have the hub downtown.

Cause Malory is busy spending the Cincinnati's money on staff vacations and other nonsense.


I would rather have good light rail then that stupid streetcar crap.
I'm lucky I work 5 minutes from my house and only have to deal w the bs traffic when I head to class at NKU.
Don't even get me started on Fields Ertel. I farking hate that road.
 
2013-06-05 04:31:43 PM  
In the Dayton area, we have had 48 buildings hit by vehicles this year.
And two more were struck from the inside of a garage, while they were trying to steal the vehicles.

It's fun to keep track of them...
 
2013-06-05 07:18:13 PM  
I for one welcome our new automotive overlords.
 
2013-06-05 08:13:19 PM  
I can't make this shiat up...I just saw on Twitter a SIXTH car has hit a building in the nasty Nati...
Wtf?
 
2013-06-06 12:47:37 AM  

busy chillin': Clemkadidlefark: busy chillin': what a Saab story

Jeebus, the very Weeners?!
I actuallyhave a Saab story and was going to post ...
Never mind

/audiakbar indeed

Yugo ahead and post it


The four door version is the Wego, you know
 
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