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(Mother Nature Network)   You know you're a tortured artist if you create a city made out of bread just so you can watch it mold and decay   (mnn.com) divider line 50
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-06-05 10:33:09 AM
Also, the split personality gives it away.
 
2013-06-05 11:17:18 AM

vpb: Also, the split personality gives it away.


YOU SHUT UP WHEN WE'RE THINKING! IT LEAVES THE GREATNESS ALONE OR IT GETS THE HOSE!
 
2013-06-05 11:21:52 AM
that was both awesome and a bit disgusting
WIN
 
2013-06-05 12:07:48 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-05 12:08:09 PM
It had better be Detroit.
 
2013-06-05 12:08:59 PM
I'd worry less about the "tortured" artist and more about the tortured puppies and kittens locked in the basement.
 
2013-06-05 12:10:04 PM

DerAppie: I'd worry less about the "tortured" artist and more about the tortured puppies and kittens locked in the basement.


You mean the installation piece?
 
2013-06-05 12:10:09 PM
I can remember when art wasn't a punchline the viewer had to "get".
Those were the days.
 
2013-06-05 12:13:17 PM
That's a pretty complicated way of saying "Look at me! I'm an attention whore!"
 
2013-06-05 12:16:16 PM
Isn't that how 'The world Without People' did it?
 
2013-06-05 12:25:28 PM
CAN'T...THROW FOOD...AWAY...FAST ENOUGH!
 
2013-06-05 12:27:52 PM
I Wonder what kind of Bimbo would do something like that?
 
2013-06-05 12:30:03 PM
That's... actually kind of cool.

Though I'm not sure it's really "art."
 
2013-06-05 12:30:52 PM
I admire his willpower to keep from eating it.
 
2013-06-05 12:31:13 PM
I just want the major motion picture rights.

In a world.... without hope.

In a world....without gingerbread men...

I know it may need a little star power but I've already signed Will Smith and his kid to do the baked goods for it.
 
2013-06-05 12:31:56 PM

trappedspirit: CAN'T...THROW FOOD...AWAY...FAST ENOUGH!


That's putting it moldly.
 
2013-06-05 12:35:08 PM
Reminds me of 12 oz Mouse

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-06-05 12:41:47 PM
A city with no pigeons?
 
2013-06-05 12:42:16 PM

MattyBlast: I Wonder what kind of Bimbo would do something like that?


Possibly a really little one, named Debby.
 
2013-06-05 12:43:04 PM
The story is dated new, but isn't that bread-city-mold-art-thing really old? I'm almost certain I saw that same .gif several years ago.

Also, it's bothering me that the city got scrambled by hand for the last image. I'm guessing the "artist" got impatient. More frames and a much longer duration would've been better.
 
2013-06-05 12:43:45 PM

wildcardjack: Reminds me of 12 oz Mouse


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-06-05 12:44:37 PM
That was actually a lot cooler than I thought it was going to be.

Thanks, Weirdmitter.
 
2013-06-05 12:47:53 PM
I would call it "South Florida"
 
2013-06-05 12:47:54 PM
Oh my. What an insightful comment on urban decay.
o_0
 
2013-06-05 12:48:21 PM

MattyBlast: I Wonder what kind of Bimbo would do something like that?


One that enjoys rye humor.
 
2013-06-05 12:54:53 PM
I wonder if he created Lutherans?

Also, what is this? A school for weevils?
 
2013-06-05 12:58:50 PM
You know you're an tortured artists

Pet peave.
 
2013-06-05 01:13:48 PM

Arkanaut: You know you're an tortured artists

Pet peave.


lol wut?
 
2013-06-05 01:17:52 PM
Some people just want to watch the  world burn bread mold.
 
2013-06-05 01:22:20 PM
Starving artist uses food as medium...
 
2013-06-05 01:25:27 PM
Tortured artist's self portrait:
blog.bellcurves.com
 
2013-06-05 01:27:09 PM
A city made out of Bread? If It don't matter to me, I want to make it with you, Aubrey.
 
2013-06-05 01:37:27 PM
It's not art, it's a third grade science project.
 
2013-06-05 01:41:16 PM

jso2897: MattyBlast: I Wonder what kind of Bimbo would do something like that?

Possibly a really little one, named Debby.


Perhaps he thought it would be the 8th Wonder of the world.
 
2013-06-05 01:42:58 PM
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
 
2013-06-05 01:43:19 PM
Some men just want to watch the world....decompose?
 
2013-06-05 01:45:34 PM
Showing this in africa is how you piss off starving children.
 
2013-06-05 01:46:17 PM
Ditto to wildcardjack. That's exactly what I thought. Not that there need be any connection, but the resemblance is suggestive of what the art world calls "influence" and the rest of the world calls "plagiarism" or "copyright violation" because there's money involved.
 
2013-06-05 01:48:20 PM
Move over, Starship. This one's ours.

ichef.bbci.co.uk
 
2013-06-05 02:14:54 PM

Krieghund: MattyBlast: I Wonder what kind of Bimbo would do something like that?

One that enjoys rye humor.


Crust me on this, wheat be much breader off if you stop the puns.
 
2013-06-05 02:39:34 PM
I like this.  This might actually be art.
 
2013-06-05 03:08:37 PM

RedZoneTuba: Krieghund: MattyBlast: I Wonder what kind of Bimbo would do something like that?

One that enjoys rye humor.

Crust me on this, wheat be much breader off if you stop the puns.


I loaf this thread!
 
2013-06-05 03:17:15 PM
Should try it using McDonalds food, that would be quite a time lapse.
 
2013-06-05 03:41:22 PM
I is a artists too. Dos that mak me werd?
 
2013-06-05 03:46:00 PM

MBooda: jso2897: MattyBlast: I Wonder what kind of Bimbo would do something like that?

Possibly a really little one, named Debby.

Perhaps he thought it would be the 8th Wonder of the world.


I thought that was Stevie?
 
2013-06-05 03:52:26 PM

offmymeds: RedZoneTuba: Krieghund: MattyBlast: I Wonder what kind of Bimbo would do something like that?

One that enjoys rye humor.

Crust me on this, wheat be much breader off if you stop the puns.

I loaf this thread!


I agree. It's absolutely breadful.
 
2013-06-05 04:10:07 PM
Article doesn't say but I wanna bet that there is your federal tax dollars at work in the form of some kind of dumb ass Grant
 
2013-06-05 04:48:09 PM
I'm neither tortured nor an artist but I do have an urge to punch down Subby's illiterate face.
 
2013-06-05 04:57:02 PM
Subby, you might be an artist because you're definitely not a linguist.
 
2013-06-05 11:26:08 PM
What does a tortured artist paint?

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
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