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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Doe that has obviously watched too many action movies, jumps on the back of moving motorcycle, throws driver off only to wreck 300 yards down the road. Officer Peck said a deer stealing a bike was "kind of a first"   (ksl.com) divider line 45
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2013-06-05 01:28:29 AM
I'm not a grammar nazi, but I've had many beers, and the headline confused me at first.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, learn the difference between:
To
Too
Two.
 
2013-06-05 01:54:56 AM
a bicycle-riding deer? cool.
 
2013-06-05 03:42:11 AM
"The deer was disemboweled by the impact, fell from the motorcycle almost instantly and later succumbed to her injuries. "

You could write a novel about those few seconds.

Is it deer season there?  Maybe it was just a Blaze of Glory thing.
 
2013-06-05 03:42:40 AM

TommyymmoT: I'm not a grammar nazi, but I've had many beers, and the headline confused me at first.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, learn the difference between:
To
Too
Two.


It's to difficult too remember two use both spell check and grammar check. To tools are too two many!
 
2013-06-05 03:48:45 AM
Deerdevil?
 
2013-06-05 03:53:42 AM
i hate it when TF'ers wreck a good liter headline

/I submitted this link with a much simpler (and better) headline
//but I don't care
//slashies
 
2013-06-05 04:04:29 AM

powhound: i hate it when TF'ers wreck a good liter headline

/I submitted this link with a much simpler (and better) headline
//but I don't care
//slashies


Based on little more than your handle as well as my personal experiences as a liter, I came to this conclusion.

You spit da truf!
 
2013-06-05 04:04:43 AM
"Carl's plan was going perfectly...until he realized he had no thumbs."
 
2013-06-05 04:10:21 AM
CSB:

My brother-in-law was riding his motorcycle on a country road near his home, going about 45 mph.  A deer came crashing down the ridge and fell on top of him like a hammer out of the sky.  It killed the deer and totaled the bike.  My brother-in-law ended up with a concussion, some broken ribs and major bruises.  farked him right up.
 
2013-06-05 04:12:27 AM
Quadrapeds seem to have a serious love of bikes. Dogs can't seem to resist chasing mine. Deer are bad enough. Now I just hope a moose doesn't decide he likes my Sporty.
 
2013-06-05 04:23:01 AM
In Utah, deer hit YOU.
 
2013-06-05 04:23:25 AM

notyomama: CSB:

My brother-in-law was riding his motorcycle on a country road near his home, going about 45 mph.  A deer came crashing down the ridge and fell on top of him like a hammer out of the sky.  It killed the deer and totaled the bike.  My brother-in-law ended up with a concussion, some broken ribs and major bruises.  farked him right up.


That really was a CSB. Hilarious imagery. Laughed almost hard enough at my mental image to bathe my keyboard in Sun Drop.
 
2013-06-05 04:23:54 AM

Luse: Now I just hope a moose doesn't decide he likes my Sporty.


Y'know, for $75, Big Moose down at the local Leather Angels club will give you a 'sporty'.  $65 if he thinks you're cute.
 
2013-06-05 04:26:44 AM
Peck says the 19-year-old rider was knocked off and slid about 100 yards

...How fast do you have to be going to accomplish that?
=Smidge=
 
2013-06-05 04:29:47 AM

HotWingAgenda: Luse: Now I just hope a moose doesn't decide he likes my Sporty.

Y'know, for $75, Big Moose down at the local Leather Angels club will give you a 'sporty'.  $65 if he thinks you're cute.


He's offered me pro-bono work, but just not my type. His mustache tickles.
 
2013-06-05 04:48:09 AM

AliceBToklasLives: TommyymmoT: I'm not a grammar nazi, but I've had many beers, and the headline confused me at first.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, learn the difference between:
To
Too
Two.

It's to difficult too remember two use both spell check and grammar check. To tools are too two many!


oh your so funny?...
 
2013-06-05 05:18:28 AM
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
 
2013-06-05 05:26:07 AM
Doh!
 
2013-06-05 06:01:57 AM
I just got off from motorcycle ride, and this partly amused me

/atgatt
//reminds me of friend of my dad, who ran into a deer with his pickup, and had it land in the truck bed
///I worry about deer, moose, and dogs on my rides, ran over a dog before, don't ever want to again
 
2013-06-05 06:06:19 AM
I swear... women drivers.
 
2013-06-05 06:14:48 AM
Did he taze and shoot the dear just to be sure?
 
2013-06-05 06:46:48 AM
cdn2-b.examiner.com

Been done.
 
2013-06-05 07:13:09 AM
Two B oar knot too bee . . .
 
2013-06-05 07:15:05 AM

No Time To Explain: I just got off from motorcycle ride


TMI
 
2013-06-05 07:17:31 AM
 
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2013-06-05 07:19:46 AM

RobSeace: No Time To Explain: I just got off from motorcycle ride

TMI


I had a GF like that.
 
2013-06-05 07:29:07 AM
Mormon Driver
You're the star of the deer's charade
No need to hunt for this stag

Get away, get away, get away.

Ooooooh.
 
2013-06-05 07:33:51 AM
FTFA: "Peck said a deer mounting a bike was "kind of a first."

So this is kind of ambiguous. Was the deer trying to get a ride or have sex with the motorcycle?

/sort of puts a whole new spin on "speed dating"
//ba-dum-tish!
 
2013-06-05 07:54:33 AM
Deer vs Motorcyclist accidents happen around here all the time.  I know of one driver that was killed by a collision with a deer.
Not as many hunters as there should be and habitat destruction are the main issues.
 
2013-06-05 07:59:55 AM
Those mule deer are huge. Glad the rider wasn't killed.
 
2013-06-05 08:11:49 AM

AliceBToklasLives: TommyymmoT: I'm not a grammar nazi, but I've had many beers, and the headline confused me at first.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, learn the difference between:
To
Too
Two.

It's to difficult too remember two use both spell check and grammar check. To tools are too two many!


HA!
 
2013-06-05 08:14:15 AM
The important question is:  Was the deer wearing a helmet?
 
2013-06-05 08:17:04 AM
Video or it didn't happen.
 
2013-06-05 08:22:05 AM

notyomama: CSB:

My brother-in-law was riding his motorcycle on a country road near his home, going about 45 mph.  A deer came crashing down the ridge and fell on top of him like a hammer out of the sky.  It killed the deer and totaled the bike.  My brother-in-law ended up with a concussion, some broken ribs and major bruises.  farked him right up.


Another CSB:

Was climbing in Kentucky, and these two guys come walking past, looking really shaken.  Apparently while they were climbing, a buck above them took a running leap off the top of the 80' cliff, and landed on a backpack right next to the belayer.  They decided they were done for the day.
 
2013-06-05 08:49:08 AM

Erix: notyomama: CSB:

My brother-in-law was riding his motorcycle on a country road near his home, going about 45 mph.  A deer came crashing down the ridge and fell on top of him like a hammer out of the sky.  It killed the deer and totaled the bike.  My brother-in-law ended up with a concussion, some broken ribs and major bruises.  farked him right up.

Another CSB:

Was climbing in Kentucky, and these two guys come walking past, looking really shaken.  Apparently while they were climbing, a buck above them took a running leap off the top of the 80' cliff, and landed on a backpack right next to the belayer.  They decided they were done for the day.


Conclusion:

Deers be crazy

files.myopera.com
 
2013-06-05 08:54:37 AM
2.bp.blogspot.comApproves.
 
2013-06-05 09:21:31 AM
 
2013-06-05 09:24:58 AM
Bucks in the Hood.

Doe gots to eat too.

Doe!?! Who you callin a "Doe"?
!?

Sorry, biatch...
 
2013-06-05 09:41:44 AM
Peck says the 19-year-old rider was knocked off and slid about 100 yards, while the bike kept going for about 300 yards.

Holy shiat, was he doing a 180mph?  Hell I dont even think that would do it.

my csb

Was 19 years old back in 90, was going to work at my crappy security job on the windiest nastiest road east of Austin at 11:45pm.  Doing 77mph on my BMW sport bike and enjoying the ride.  Ended up broadsiding a doe who was midjump trying to catch up to her friend.  It exploded,  I didnt drop the bike and I kept riding.  Had just enough sense to ride the next couple miles to work where I walked into the lobby and freaked the absolute hell out of the two guys waiting for me to show up.  I was covered head to toe in blood and icky bits.  Lil bit of hair here and there.  Not a scratch on me or my bike, BMW made some awesome bikes back in the day, frickin tanks.  They sent me home.  Next day after a very very long shower and a sleepless night my mother and stepfather drove me our there to see if we could find the "scene of the crime".  Found the deer, not very big.  Missing its back half, I had gone right through it, found 1 of the two back legs, neck snapped and then some.  Stepdad said "if it makes you feel any better, she didnt feel a damn thing".  I dont know how I didnt wreck.

/end another stupid csb
 
2013-06-05 10:13:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-05 10:49:28 AM

AliceBToklasLives: TommyymmoT: I'm not a grammar nazi, but I've had many beers, and the headline confused me at first.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, learn the difference between:
To
Too
Two.

It's to difficult too remember two use both spell check and grammar check. To tools are too two tutu many!


FTFY
 
2013-06-05 11:13:42 AM
I hope that wasn't the deer from yesterday's article. That's taking domestication a little too far.
 
2013-06-05 12:46:09 PM

gadian: It's better to burn out than to fade away.


Nice to see you too, Kurgen!
 
2013-06-05 12:48:47 PM

RobSeace: No Time To Explain: I just got off from motorcycle ride

TMI


Must have been a 2-stroke engine.  Those things vibrate like crazy!
 
2013-06-05 01:12:09 PM
Officer Peck said a deer stealing a bike was "kind of a first"

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Perhaps Officer Peck is lacking in some areas
 
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