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(TMZ)   Canada blocks New Kids on the Block from entering the country. WHO TOLD THEM ABOUT THE PLAN TO ABANDON THEM IN THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF ALBERTA?   (tmz.com) divider line 44
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2013-06-04 06:42:07 PM
There's no need to be afraid of us
Though that just might be your daughter on our bus
 
2013-06-04 06:44:59 PM
What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?
 
2013-06-04 07:05:37 PM
I read that as"kids in the hall", so imagine my confusion seeing the picture I tfa.

I think it's time to go home.
 
2013-06-04 07:10:56 PM
If the goal was to strand them in the Albertan wilderness, then the cunning plan missed by 2 time zones and about 3300km.
 
2013-06-04 07:13:11 PM

unyon: If the goal was to strand them in the Albertan wilderness, then the cunning plan missed by 2 time zones and about 3300km.


also according to the article, they got in. just not their speakers or whatever. way to go, Canadian border guards.
 
2013-06-04 08:20:53 PM
Canada blocks New Ki-

img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-06-04 08:25:12 PM
It's probably because they delayed the Eastern Conference Finals, forcing Canadians to suffer Two Days Without Hockey.
 
2013-06-04 08:26:00 PM
Aren't they the old guys on the block now?
 
2013-06-04 08:30:36 PM
I heard that Canadians love Stumpy Tom Conway forever!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJnS_pRQz3M
 
2013-06-04 08:31:09 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Aren't they the old guys on the block in the Free Candy van now?


FTFY
 
2013-06-04 08:34:55 PM
they didn't have the right stuff
 
2013-06-04 08:39:59 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?


You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

I think we're even.
 
2013-06-04 08:40:25 PM
So, three douche bags, and old man and a gorilla walk into Canada.  I don't know where this comment is going, but good lord that's one bizarre looking ape.
 
2013-06-04 08:44:33 PM

pueblonative: jehovahs witness protection: Aren't they the old guys on the block in the Free Candy van now?

FTFY


Yeah, because anyone under 18 wants to sleep with them.
 
2013-06-04 08:46:59 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.


You also gave us Nickelback.

Benevolent Misanthrope: I think we're even.


Not even close.
 
2013-06-04 08:52:21 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: pueblonative: jehovahs witness protection: Aren't they the old guys on the block in the Free Candy van now?

FTFY

Yeah, because anyone under 18 wants to sleep with them.


Um...the joke is that's why they need the candy, you know that, right?
 
2013-06-04 08:56:10 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bill Murray


American.  Canadian bacon, maybe?
 
2013-06-04 09:09:02 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: AdolfOliverPanties: What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?

You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

I think we're even.


That is why we let your state remain independent.  For now.
 
2013-06-04 09:11:07 PM

SpikeStrip: they didn't have the right stuff


Obviously the border guard was hanging tough.
 
2013-06-04 09:26:58 PM

ten foiled hats: Benevolent Misanthrope: Bill Murray

American.  Canadian bacon, maybe?


Dan Aykroyd perhaps?
 
2013-06-04 09:27:28 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?


They'd have to take 98 degrees and most of N'Sync (Timberlake can stay because he's somehow cool in spite of everything) off our hands.
 
2013-06-04 09:29:45 PM

Flappyhead: SpikeStrip: they didn't have the right stuff

Obviously the border guard was hanging tough.



and it was all bye bye bye after that
 
2013-06-04 09:31:55 PM

ten foiled hats: Benevolent Misanthrope: Bill Murray

American.  Canadian bacon, maybe?


shiat.

OK, Kieffer Sutherland.
 
2013-06-04 09:37:30 PM

umad: Benevolent Misanthrope: You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

You also gave us Nickelback.

Benevolent Misanthrope: I think we're even.

Not even close.


OK, on behalf of Canada, I apologize sincerely for Nickelback.  We really had no idea.

But you can keep Eugene Levy, Nathan Fillion and Donald Sutherland.  We took  Plus our likelihood to apologize for all eternity.
 
2013-06-04 09:42:03 PM

Uh...uh....they never wanted to hear Canada say, "I want it that a way!"


Dammit, wrong boy band!

 
2013-06-04 10:02:37 PM
Rowsdower?
 
2013-06-04 10:26:18 PM
well damn on to plan B: Siberia
 
2013-06-04 10:30:24 PM
I suppose they're back on tour to satisfy their mature artistic integrity.  They probably look back and resent how they were assembled and used by corporate entities for shameless financial gain.  This time, it's all about just making great music.

/truck was probably filled with textiles without country of origin info.  Customs doesn't want to be indirectly funding AQI
 
2013-06-04 10:44:10 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: AdolfOliverPanties: What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?

You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

I think we're even.


I didn't know Canadians could troll without apologizing.
 
2013-06-04 10:50:44 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: AdolfOliverPanties: What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?

You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

I think we're even.


But what about the damned geese?
 
2013-06-04 11:14:29 PM

FrancoFile: Benevolent Misanthrope: AdolfOliverPanties: What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?

You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

I think we're even.

But what about the damned geese?


Hey we gotta put up with that shiat too.  And you think they're bad in the winter, you should see them during egg season.
 
2013-06-04 11:18:12 PM

FrancoFile: Benevolent Misanthrope: AdolfOliverPanties: What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?

You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

I think we're even.

But what about the damned geese?


Look, it's statements like this that are part of the problem. Those geese that hit the plane were terrorist geese, not true Canadian Geese.

Stop painting all geese with the same brush.

/how'd I do?
 
2013-06-04 11:27:27 PM
Yeah, guess who turned our border into a security theatre shiat show?
 
2013-06-05 12:17:25 AM
i45.tinypic.com

You guys are slacking.
 
2013-06-05 12:31:38 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: umad: Benevolent Misanthrope: You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

You also gave us Nickelback.

Benevolent Misanthrope: I think we're even.

Not even close.

OK, on behalf of Canada, I apologize sincerely for Nickelback.  We really had no idea.

But you can keep Eugene Levy, Nathan Fillion and Donald Sutherland.  We took  Plus our likelihood to apologize for all eternity.


Hey, was Nathan Fillion the guy who played the wrong James Ryan in Saving Private Ryan? I just watched it again last night and went "hey!" at that scene.
 
2013-06-05 02:13:45 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Benevolent Misanthrope: umad: Benevolent Misanthrope: You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

You also gave us Nickelback.

Benevolent Misanthrope: I think we're even.

Not even close.

OK, on behalf of Canada, I apologize sincerely for Nickelback.  We really had no idea.

But you can keep Eugene Levy, Nathan Fillion and Donald Sutherland.  We took  Plus our likelihood to apologize for all eternity.

Hey, was Nathan Fillion the guy who played the wrong James Ryan in Saving Private Ryan? I just watched it again last night and went "hey!" at that scene.


yep. Was also the evil priest in the final season of Buffy
 
2013-06-05 02:47:30 AM

CSM101: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Benevolent Misanthrope: umad: Benevolent Misanthrope: You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

You also gave us Nickelback.

Benevolent Misanthrope: I think we're even.

Not even close.

OK, on behalf of Canada, I apologize sincerely for Nickelback.  We really had no idea.

But you can keep Eugene Levy, Nathan Fillion and Donald Sutherland.  We took  Plus our likelihood to apologize for all eternity.

Hey, was Nathan Fillion the guy who played the wrong James Ryan in Saving Private Ryan? I just watched it again last night and went "hey!" at that scene.

yep. Was also the evil priest in the final season of Buffy


to me he'll always be Sharon's boyfriend on two guys, a girl, and a pizza place.
 
2013-06-05 03:08:28 AM
FARK THAT!

As a resident of Alberta, we have too many people here to expose to that.

Send them to Saskatchewan or Nunavut.
 
2013-06-05 06:18:56 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: AdolfOliverPanties: What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?

You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

I think we're even.


Alexander Graham Bell invented phone in US....while working as a hearing impaired teacher. Although he resided in Canada before and after invention....the phone was invented in US.

Though the Graham museum in Baddeck NS is awesome
 
2013-06-05 01:28:40 PM

FloridaFarkTag: Benevolent Misanthrope: AdolfOliverPanties: What is the exchange rate for us taking Bieber?

Surely five has-been coonts is an acceptable trade for one presently mega-popular ultra-coont?

You get Bieber and Celine Dion, but you also get Mike Meyers, Bill Murray and Ryan Gosling.  We also gave you hockey, the telephone, insulin, paint rollers, instant mashed potatoes, fish sticks, zippers, and the WonderBra.

I think we're even.

Alexander Graham Bell invented phone in US....while working as a hearing impaired teacher. Although he resided in Canada before and after invention....the phone was invented in US.

Though the Graham museum in Baddeck NS is awesome


Bell  is a typical Canadian hero. He was born in Scotland, did a lot of his early work on the telephone in Canada, but had to go to the U.S. to get funding to finish his invention.
 
2013-06-05 06:59:42 PM
On a serious note, our border policies need a serious overhaul. The way things are right now, one would think Canada and the US are at the peak of some sort of holy war with each other! Here they are holding up a pop band's equipment so long that they have to cancel a showing, yet how many weapons and drugs are smuggled across each and every day?

The people who work our borders truly are a special kind of retarded.
 
2013-06-05 08:36:55 PM
I like how TMZ calls up the Canadian Border Services, believing that a foreign government will actually speak to TMZ.

//Does it look like that one TMZ guy is in black face?
///What the hell kind of tan is that?
 
2013-06-05 09:10:41 PM

Electrify: On a serious note, our border policies need a serious overhaul. The way things are right now, one would think Canada and the US are at the peak of some sort of holy war with each other! Here they are holding up a pop band's equipment so long that they have to cancel a showing, yet how many weapons and drugs are smuggled across each and every day?

The people who work our borders truly are a special kind of retarded.


I miss the good old days when

Electrify: On a serious note, our border policies need a serious overhaul. The way things are right now, one would think Canada and the US are at the peak of some sort of holy war with each other! Here they are holding up a pop band's equipment so long that they have to cancel a showing, yet how many weapons and drugs are smuggled across each and every day?

The people who work our borders truly are a special kind of retarded.


I miss the good old days.  Canadian officers run shifts at NORAD command, but I need a passport and a pat-down to visit the casinos in Windsor.  WTF?
 
2013-06-05 11:07:38 PM
Imagine what those poor bastards' groupies must look like these days.
 
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