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(WXYZ Detroit)   Detroit police respond after students walking to school film naked man having sex with dog   (wxyz.com ) divider line
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9994 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jun 2013 at 8:45 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-04 06:37:39 PM  
They probably filmed it in profile and didn't muffle the mic.
 
2013-06-04 06:42:34 PM  
Arf, arf, OUCH.
 
2013-06-04 07:18:55 PM  
If it were filmed vertically, the viewers are the real victims here
 
2013-06-04 08:03:48 PM  
Police version: Police contacted the man's brother who said the man had mental issues and used drugs

What the brother really said: Police contacted the man's brother who said the man used drugs to treat mental issues.
 
2013-06-04 08:13:03 PM  
Pit bull?  He must be married.
 
2013-06-04 08:21:01 PM  
It is Detroit. How many women could be left there?
 
2013-06-04 08:36:24 PM  
Was it in front of a daycare?
 
2013-06-04 08:41:40 PM  

Somacandra: Was it in front of a daycare?


And was the dog dead or alive?
 
2013-06-04 08:45:50 PM  
When they arrived, they found a naked man sitting on the ground behind two vacant houses near the corner of Kelly and Spring Garden.
What a shock, vacant houses in Detroit.

The dog is believed to be a pit bull or mix.

Well that's just plain dangerous right there. He could have lost his wiener schnitzel.
 
2013-06-04 08:49:44 PM  
FTFA: "To end it all, the female officer collapsed on the scene from exhaustion. She had worked past her 12 hour shift."

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2013-06-04 08:51:15 PM  
 
2013-06-04 08:51:23 PM  

PainInTheASP: Pit bull?  He must be married.


Well played, you win the internet
 
2013-06-04 08:51:46 PM  
Any pics of the dog?

It's for.......research.
 
2013-06-04 08:53:58 PM  
Has anyone seen Jason Mewes?
 
2013-06-04 08:54:15 PM  
PARTY!!!
 
2013-06-04 08:54:22 PM  
My family has owned female dogs in the past. Is the opening of the vagina large enough to accommodate a human penis? It always looked like it would be much too small. Of course, I never tried to put anything into it, but it certainly looked too small - even for the larger dogs. Or was he making the dog lick him? I dunno. Anyway, thinking about this is making me a little queasy. I love dogs, and would never consider using one for my own sexual gratification.
 
2013-06-04 08:54:31 PM  
Pit bull? The man earned it.
 
2013-06-04 08:55:20 PM  
It does give new meaning to the term "dog pound", though.
 
2013-06-04 08:55:29 PM  
Every other car in Detroit is probably stolen with Jersey plates.

Drtfa
 
2013-06-04 08:55:36 PM  

Atomic Spunk: My family has owned female dogs in the past. Is the opening of the vagina large enough to accommodate a human penis? It always looked like it would be much too small. Of course, I never tried to put anything into it, but it certainly looked too small - even for the larger dogs. Or was he making the dog lick him? I dunno. Anyway, thinking about this is making me a little queasy. I love dogs, and would never consider using one for my own sexual gratification.


Either that or the dog was getting it in the butt.
 
2013-06-04 08:56:20 PM  
The students were able to get the scene in only five takes with the cooperation of the talent and a few dog biscuits. But they were still late to school, they needed to tell the security guard as an excuse.

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2013-06-04 08:57:19 PM  
Stay the fark out of my neighborhood, coppers...we don't like yer kind.
 
2013-06-04 08:57:42 PM  
no biatchin'
 
2013-06-04 08:57:55 PM  

PainInTheASP: Pit bull?  He must be married.

Did he finish..you have to let him finish..
 
2013-06-04 08:58:11 PM  

"He was taken to St. John Hospital for evaluation. The dog is believed to be a pit bull or mix. It is not clear if charges will be issued against the man. "


A man walks into a bar and can't help but notice a jar filled with what must be at least $1,000. He asks the bartender what this is for, and he replies "There is a challenge that we have at this bar, it's ten bucks to try, and whoever can complete the challenge gets what is in the jar. No one has completed the challenge yet."

The man asks what the challenge is, and the bartender tells him "First, you have to drink a bottle of the hottest hot sauce in the world. Then, you have to remove a sore tooth from a vicious pitbull, and lastly, you have to give a 90 year old woman an orgasm."

The man refuses to try, but after a few drinks changes his mind. With tears running down his face, he manages to drink the hot sauce. After that, he goes out into the back where the pit bull is. All that can be heard is the man moaning, and the dog making a strange crying sound. After two hours, the man staggers back in and says "Where is that 90 year old with the sore tooth?

 
2013-06-04 08:59:03 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Pit bull? The man earned it.


Dog of Piece
 
2013-06-04 08:59:51 PM  
Detroiters...they really will breed with anything that moves.

/cue that's racist kid in 3, 2, 1...
 
2013-06-04 09:04:51 PM  
I was expecting that the filmers would be arresting for producing obscene material.
 
2013-06-04 09:04:59 PM  
To end it all, the female officer collapsed on the scene from exhaustion.

It's not unusual for women to fall asleep after sex.
 
2013-06-04 09:05:34 PM  
Would it have made a difference if he had clothes on?
 
2013-06-04 09:06:50 PM  
Well, that's gonna happen.
 
2013-06-04 09:07:19 PM  
Ruff sex.
 
2013-06-04 09:08:44 PM  

Coach_J: Detroiters...they really will breed with anything that moves.

/cue that's racist kid in 3, 2, 1...


Hey...I haven't had sex in 2 years dude...
 
2013-06-04 09:08:45 PM  
It's going to be difficult for the naked man to mount an effective defense if this was filmed.  Pretty soon he's going to feel the heat, that's for sure.
 
2013-06-04 09:09:01 PM  

mrlewish: I was expecting that the filmers would be arresting for producing obscene material.


That was my first thought too...
 
2013-06-04 09:09:09 PM  
Wonder when Doglover is going to come to this thread to defend this crap.
 
2013-06-04 09:11:25 PM  
Sick tag? Well how else was he supposed to have sex with the dog if not naked?
 
2013-06-04 09:13:16 PM  
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2013-06-04 09:15:44 PM  
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2013-06-04 09:15:51 PM  
something, something, something...

If anyone needs me I'll be in my lab.
 
2013-06-04 09:19:06 PM  
zamboni

Three seconds... laughing my arse off

/Public sex. Apparently drunk or high. Arrest him.
 
2013-06-04 09:19:43 PM  
I will be in my bark.
 
2013-06-04 09:19:55 PM  

megarian: Coach_J: Detroiters...they really will breed with anything that moves.

/cue that's racist kid in 3, 2, 1...

Hey...I haven't had sex in 2 years dude...


Don't tell anyone, they'll evict you for tha
 
2013-06-04 09:20:51 PM  
The real crime here is that the kids were walking to a school in Detroit.
 
2013-06-04 09:21:12 PM  
Pretty sure this is the fault of women.
If women weren't busy molesting students men wouldn't have to molest dogs.
Thanks a lot, feminism.
 
2013-06-04 09:24:43 PM  
quick! someone call a doctor!
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2013-06-04 09:27:17 PM  
See! Pits are lovers not fighters.

/can be great dogs
//ghetto people ruined them
 
2013-06-04 09:27:35 PM  
Kid films dude farking a dog, dude gets arrested. Dude films kid farking a dog, dude gets arrested. Dog films dude farking the kid? DUDE GETS ARRESTED. 

This is bullshiat.
 
2013-06-04 09:27:53 PM  

Coach_J: megarian: Coach_J: Detroiters...they really will breed with anything that moves.

/cue that's racist kid in 3, 2, 1...

Hey...I haven't had sex in 2 years dude...

Don't tell anyone, they'll evict you for tha


You're not my dealer. Don't tell me what to do! *shoots random innocent under-eighteen-year-old*

Just kidding. I farking love Detroit but we are messed up and probably contagious. Hide.
 
2013-06-04 09:34:25 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Is the opening of the vagina large enough to accommodate a human penis?


Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to. Yes.
 
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