Somacandra: Was it in front of a daycare?
PainInTheASP: Pit bull? He must be married.
Atomic Spunk: My family has owned female dogs in the past. Is the opening of the vagina large enough to accommodate a human penis? It always looked like it would be much too small. Of course, I never tried to put anything into it, but it certainly looked too small - even for the larger dogs. Or was he making the dog lick him? I dunno. Anyway, thinking about this is making me a little queasy. I love dogs, and would never consider using one for my own sexual gratification.
"He was taken to St. John Hospital for evaluation. The dog is believed to be a pit bull or mix. It is not clear if charges will be issued against the man. "
A man walks into a bar and can't help but notice a jar filled with what must be at least $1,000. He asks the bartender what this is for, and he replies "There is a challenge that we have at this bar, it's ten bucks to try, and whoever can complete the challenge gets what is in the jar. No one has completed the challenge yet."The man asks what the challenge is, and the bartender tells him "First, you have to drink a bottle of the hottest hot sauce in the world. Then, you have to remove a sore tooth from a vicious pitbull, and lastly, you have to give a 90 year old woman an orgasm."The man refuses to try, but after a few drinks changes his mind. With tears running down his face, he manages to drink the hot sauce. After that, he goes out into the back where the pit bull is. All that can be heard is the man moaning, and the dog making a strange crying sound. After two hours, the man staggers back in and says "Where is that 90 year old with the sore tooth?
Zarquon's Flat Tire: Pit bull? The man earned it.
Coach_J: Detroiters...they really will breed with anything that moves./cue that's racist kid in 3, 2, 1...
mrlewish: I was expecting that the filmers would be arresting for producing obscene material.
megarian: Coach_J: Detroiters...they really will breed with anything that moves./cue that's racist kid in 3, 2, 1...Hey...I haven't had sex in 2 years dude...
Coach_J: megarian: Coach_J: Detroiters...they really will breed with anything that moves./cue that's racist kid in 3, 2, 1...Hey...I haven't had sex in 2 years dude...Don't tell anyone, they'll evict you for tha
Atomic Spunk: Is the opening of the vagina large enough to accommodate a human penis?
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