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2013-06-04 09:14:44 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-06-04 09:14:58 PM  
Why would a tanker in America be filled with Scotch?

We sure this isn't just bootleg hooch?
 
2013-06-04 09:17:22 PM  
www.rankopedia.com
 
2013-06-04 09:18:14 PM  
From who? This is important.
 
2013-06-04 09:19:10 PM  
I read that as "Tanya Tucker"....

ahh dyslexia
 
2013-06-04 09:19:14 PM  

The Muthaship: And nothing of value was lost.


What's your poison? Tequila? Rum? Cognac?
 
2013-06-04 09:19:57 PM  
Oh the humanity
 
2013-06-04 09:20:29 PM  
Alcohol abuse!
 
2013-06-04 09:21:29 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: The Muthaship: And nothing of value was lost.

What's your poison? Tequila? Rum? Cognac?


I like those, more of a Bourbon guy though.  The only Scotch I can stand is too expensive.
 
2013-06-04 09:22:03 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would a tanker in America be filled with Scotch?

We sure this isn't just bootleg hooch?


Well it is New Jersey.
 
2013-06-04 09:22:30 PM  
A fire? In Woodbridge?

Can they save it?
 
2013-06-04 09:22:47 PM  
Did they call it Deacon Blues?

/obscure?
 
2013-06-04 09:23:43 PM  
mtvhive.mtvnimages.com


R.I.P. TANYA TUCKER
 
2013-06-04 09:24:13 PM  
Jersey.   Nothing good ever happens there.
 
2013-06-04 09:24:48 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would a tanker in America be filled with Scotch?

We sure this isn't just bootleg hooch?


Probably a mistake. Most likely white lightning on it's way to a bottler/ager.
 
2013-06-04 09:25:19 PM  
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2013-06-04 09:26:15 PM  

squrrelco3: Did they call it Deacon Blues?

/obscure?


that's cuervo gold
 
2013-06-04 09:27:19 PM  

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First thing I thought of....

Errrbody in the truck gettin' tipsy....
 
2013-06-04 09:27:37 PM  
I hope the highway was Scotchgarded.
 
2013-06-04 09:28:10 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: The Muthaship: And nothing of value was lost.

What's your poison? Tequila? Rum? Cognac?


I prefer stuff that doesn't come in tanker quantity. Although I guess some of those might spend some time in a tank, at least from the producer to the on shore bottling plant.

Now that I think about it, maybe it's not a horrid brand of sheep dip, maybe it's a mid grade. Still doesn't explain why it's in a tanker, you'd think it would be in tanks inside intermodal containers.
 
2013-06-04 09:29:29 PM  

SpdrJay


I hope the highway was Scotchgarded.


*slow clap*
 
2013-06-04 09:29:30 PM  
In other news, Speaker of the House John Boehner had to make an emergency trip to Woodbridge, NJ for reasons his office did not disclose. He was last seen with a large tumbler of ice and a 7-11 straw designed for very large Slurpees.
 
2013-06-04 09:30:08 PM  
"...firefighters, who have a station steps away from the scene, responded within minutes and quickly put out the fire..."

Sooooo did they have to do the whole suit-up-and-get-on-the-truck-sirens-blaring and pull up at the scene? I think I'd laugh heartily if I saw that
 
2013-06-04 09:30:30 PM  

nocturnal001: AverageAmericanGuy: Why would a tanker in America be filled with Scotch?

We sure this isn't just bootleg hooch?

Probably a mistake. Most likely white lightning on it's way to a bottler/ager.


This is how Dewars is forced to admit the secretly bottle it in NJ.
 
2013-06-04 09:31:08 PM  
Emergency crews rushed to the scene with a tanker truck of diet raspberry Snapple.
 
2013-06-04 09:32:17 PM  
if your whisk(e)y gets shipped in tanker trucks, you need to re-evaluate your life.
 
2013-06-04 09:32:28 PM  

The Muthaship: Quantum Apostrophe: The Muthaship: And nothing of value was lost.

What's your poison? Tequila? Rum? Cognac?

I like those, more of a Bourbon guy though.  The only Scotch I can stand is too expensive.


I love scotch. Not the *really* cheap stuff, but the cheap stuff, the ok stuff, the good stuff, the really good stuff...man, I love scotch.
Even more than gin. And I love gin.
And more than IPAs. And let me tell you, I absolutely adore IPAs.
Never got into Rum, Cognac, Bourbon. Can't drink Tequila after a period of weekly "Tequila Only" parties in my early twenties.
 
2013-06-04 09:45:53 PM  
Scotch Whisky
Irish Whiskey
American Whiskey
Canadian Whiskey
Japanese Whisky

learn who has the "E" and who doesn't
 
2013-06-04 09:49:07 PM  

TheDeathMerchant: learn who has the "E"


It's the creepy guy selling the glow sticks.
 
2013-06-04 09:50:29 PM  

TheDeathMerchant: Scotch Whisky
Irish Whiskey
American Whiskey
Canadian Whiskey
Japanese Whisky

learn who has the "E" and who doesn't


www.tailgatingideas.com

Yes, why don't you.
 
2013-06-04 10:02:11 PM  

TheDeathMerchant: Scotch Whisky
Irish Whiskey
American Whiskey
Canadian Whiskey
Japanese Whisky

learn who has the "E" and who doesn't


They're interchangeable, you dolt!
 
2013-06-04 10:03:15 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: The Muthaship: And nothing of value was lost.

What's your poison? Tequila? Rum? Cognac?


I'll wager he's a Tango drinker.
Are ya still usin' a bendy straw lad?
aqua-amore.com
 
2013-06-04 10:13:07 PM  

TheDeathMerchant: Scotch Whisky
Irish Whiskey
American Whiskey
Canadian Whiskey
Japanese Whisky

learn who has the "E" and who doesn't


liquor.com

//Try to stay away from "if/then" statements that make you look stupid.
 
2013-06-04 10:17:59 PM  

The Muthaship: And nothing of value was lost.


And we're done. Good whiskey doesn't get transported by tanker truck.
 
2013-06-04 10:30:58 PM  

Triumph: nocturnal001: AverageAmericanGuy: Why would a tanker in America be filled with Scotch?

We sure this isn't just bootleg hooch?

Probably a mistake. Most likely white lightning on it's way to a bottler/ager.

This is how Dewars is forced to admit the secretly bottle it in NJ.


====================

Taxes can vary by quite a bit depending on where the stuff is bottled.
 
2013-06-04 10:35:16 PM  
Whiskey is the life of man
(Whiskey! Johnny!)
Always was since the world began
(Whiskey for me Johnny!)

Whiskey here, whiskey there
Whiskey almost everywhere

Whiskey up and whiskey down
Whiskey all around the town

Whiskey killed me poor old dad
Whiskey drove me mother mad

My wife and I do not agree
She puts whiskey in her tea

I had a girl and her name was Lize
She puts whiskey in her pies

Oh whiskey straight, and whiskey strong
Give me some whiskey and I'll sing you a song

If whiskey comes too near my nose
I tip it up and down she goes

Some likes whiskey, some likes beer
I wisht I had a barrel here

Whiskey made me pawn me clothes
It gave me this here broken nose

Oh the mate likes whiskey, the skipper likes rum
The sailors like both but me can't get none

Whiskey is the life of man
Whiskey from that old tin can

I thought I heard the first mate say
I treats me crew in a decent way

If whiskey was a river and I could swim
I'd say here goes and dive right in

If whiskey was a river and I was a duck arrived in a tanker truck
I'd dive to the bottom and never come up

I wisht I knew where whiskey grew
I'd eat the leaves and the branches too

A tot of whiskey all around
And a bottle full for the shanty man
 
2013-06-04 10:48:19 PM  
Seattle just had a semi overturn and block a freeway too.

But ours was full of boring ol' bread.

Still, I guess you could use the bread to mop up the booze.
 
2013-06-04 11:08:38 PM  

FormlessOne: The Muthaship: And nothing of value was lost.

And we're done. Good whiskey doesn't get transported by tanker truck.


Well, unless you count the glove compartment or under the driver's seat.
 
2013-06-04 11:34:32 PM  

FormlessOne: The Muthaship: And nothing of value was lost.

And we're done. Good whiskey doesn't get transported by tanker truck.


Yeah, it was probably Glenlivet.
 
2013-06-04 11:50:22 PM  

KickahaOta: Seattle just had a semi overturn and block a freeway too.

But ours was full of boring ol' bread.

Still, I guess you could use the bread to mop up the booze.


Houston had a tanker truck dump over this morning at 6am near a major interchange that closed all lanes in both directions. At 4pm, officials opened the lanes on the other side of the accident. Not sure when the tanker cleared got out and the other lanes opened. Apparently it was a BFD.
 
2013-06-05 12:15:19 AM  

sloshed_again: Jersey.   Nothing good ever happens there.


I was once driving up the incline of the Delaware Memorial Bridge when a box of billiard balls fell out of the back of a van and bounced all over the place.

Even inanimate objects don't want to go to New Jersey.
 
2013-06-05 12:22:33 AM  

max_pooper: KickahaOta: Seattle just had a semi overturn and block a freeway too.

But ours was full of boring ol' bread.

Still, I guess you could use the bread to mop up the booze.

Houston had a tanker truck dump over this morning at 6am near a major interchange that closed all lanes in both directions. At 4pm, officials opened the lanes on the other side of the accident. Not sure when the tanker cleared got out and the other lanes opened. Apparently it was a BFD.


They're still a bit touchy about those kinds of things down there:
http://blog.chron.com/bayoucityhistory/2011/05/35-years-later-housto ns -deadly-ammonia-truck-disaster/
 
2013-06-05 12:28:19 AM  

Grumpynuts: Alcohol abuse!



The poor acohol!
 
2013-06-05 12:35:04 AM  

The Muthaship: TheDeathMerchant: learn who has the "E"

It's the creepy guy selling the glow sticks.


That was awesome.

Triumph, cameroncrazy1984, Sushi and the Banshees:

My apologies, gentlemen. It appears I have to have a conversation with a mentor of mine in the morning...
 
2013-06-05 12:41:00 AM  

wrenchboy: Grumpynuts: Alcohol abuse!


The poor acohol!


www.letsjapan.org
 
2013-06-05 01:50:51 AM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-06-05 01:51:24 AM  
Tanker Full of Scotch would be an awesome band name

/neat
 
2013-06-05 02:29:04 AM  

Sushi and the Banshees: TheDeathMerchant: Scotch Whisky
Irish Whiskey
American Whiskey
Canadian Whiskey
Japanese Whisky

learn who has the "E" and who doesn't



//Try to stay away from "if/then" statements that make you look stupid.


Except Scotch never has an e in it.

/I remember mentioning "whiskey" in an essay at school aged about 15. The teacher wrote "Irish, I presume, Scotch whisky has no 'e'". Best comment ever.
 
2013-06-05 03:01:05 AM  
I highly doubt it was scotch.  If it was, it was not very good scotch if it was put into a tanker. Or "White scotch" that had not been put into barrells
 
2013-06-05 03:09:35 AM  

Grumpynuts: Alcohol abuse!


Shakes tiny fist!

/Why is there no TRAGEDY tag?
 
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