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(ABC)   Jennifer Love Hewitt announces pregnancy, send your congratulations to JLH and Submitter   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 66
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2013-06-04 05:19:04 PM
Fb-?
 
2013-06-04 05:19:08 PM
You mean them tig ole bitties are gonna get bigger?  Yea!
 
2013-06-04 05:19:12 PM
Well, she has the hips for it...
 
2013-06-04 05:19:36 PM
Epic boobs soon to be epic pregnancy boobs!
 
2013-06-04 05:20:35 PM

cygnusx13: Well, she has the hips for it...


She does indeed.
 
2013-06-04 05:21:14 PM
Fb- is back?
 
2013-06-04 05:22:43 PM
Goddamn it. That'll teach me to read the thread (or at least the Boobies) before hammering the Add Comment button.

/not really
 
2013-06-04 05:25:12 PM

cygnusx13: Well, she has the hips for it...


That kid could cartwheel out.
 
2013-06-04 05:25:22 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Fb- is back?


You can understand why he's been missing for a few years.  If I had the opportunity to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt whenever I wanted, I wouldn't waste a lot of time around here either.
 
2013-06-04 05:25:52 PM
cdn2.mamapop.com
OBLIG
 
2013-06-04 05:26:47 PM
Congrats on the greenlight, -fb.
 
2013-06-04 05:31:18 PM
We need an archive of pre-preggo boobies so we can do this scientifically.
 
2013-06-04 05:33:04 PM

MisterBill: Fb-?


Bonanza Jellybean: Fb- is back?


Backstory for us lowly peons please.
 
2013-06-04 05:33:44 PM
That's gonna be one greedy kid.
 
2013-06-04 05:38:24 PM
 
2013-06-04 05:38:46 PM
Man, she's gonna have a hard time fighting back the weight after this one. Don't get me wrong I've always found JLH hot, but she's always been fighting her weight. Still, pregnancy/nursing boobies.
 
2013-06-04 05:42:30 PM
 
2013-06-04 05:50:27 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Man, she's gonna have a hard time fighting back the weight after this one. Don't get me wrong I've always found JLH hot, but she's always been fighting her weight. Still, pregnancy/nursing boobies.


Yeah, I mean look at how hard of a time Jessica Simpson had before getting pregnant again.
 
2013-06-04 05:54:21 PM
From my understanding she is a class 10 clinger-oner and partially crazy which is why every guy has fled from her. I can't imagine someone wanting to have a kid with her.


/she is still hot
//but has crazy eyes
 
2013-06-04 05:58:51 PM

MisterBill: Fb-?


Another Farkism that's sadly been laid to rest.
 
2013-06-04 05:59:22 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: From my understanding she is a class 10 clinger-oner and partially crazy which is why every guy has fled from her. I can't imagine someone wanting to have a kid with her.


/she is still hot
//but has crazy eyes


She's independently wealthy, has a good sense of humor, and is hot.  I could put up with clingy and crazy for that.
 
2013-06-04 06:02:39 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: From my understanding she is a class 10 clinger-oner and partially crazy which is why every guy has fled from her. I can't imagine someone wanting to have a kid with her.


/she is still hot
//but has crazy eyes


That's what I thought too. I thought I read a story about her already having purchased wedding rings even thought she wasn't even dating anyone at the time.

Ah ha, they were engagement rings.

Yeah, she's hot but this guy needs to be careful.
 
ecl
2013-06-04 06:03:45 PM
BRING BACK GORGOR
 
2013-06-04 06:05:54 PM

Supercampion: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 850x1275]
OBLIG


I remember when she had a great ass
I miss those days

I was a LOT younger then
 
2013-06-04 06:10:04 PM
Wish I was the father. *grumble*
 
2013-06-04 06:10:14 PM

MisterBill: Fb-?


and we are done here
 
IP
2013-06-04 06:40:48 PM

MisterBill: Fb-?


Winner.
 
2013-06-04 06:44:51 PM
Am I the only one who gets nostalgic about main page boobies when they see Fb-?
 
2013-06-04 06:46:31 PM

ecl: BRING BACK GORGOR


This.

/or Rims, as one prefers...
//and congrats Fb-
 
2013-06-04 06:53:23 PM
No, really? Last I saw him he was laying on a beach in Paso San Placa with no shirt and a tequila worm hanging out his mouth.
 
2013-06-04 06:58:15 PM

Whatthefark: they were engagement rings.


Or all the stories Rich Cronin spoke about on the Howard Stern show a few times. The chick is nuts.
 
2013-06-04 06:58:15 PM
Well, I see the "her boobs will be huge now" angle has been adequately covered.
 
2013-06-04 07:22:47 PM
I'll send my congrats to that kid.

Think where he/she will be spending the better part of next year....
 
2013-06-04 07:26:30 PM
So now she'll be playing a fat AND pregnant suburban prostitute?
 
2013-06-04 07:29:25 PM

Yanks_RSJ: cygnusx13: Well, she has the hips for it...

That kid could cartwheel out.


that is some funny shtuf right there, I don't care who you are.
Favorite now - but colored yellow cuz your a yanky
 
2013-06-04 07:53:58 PM
I'm a little sad I'm a post Fb- FARKer  AND too late old for JLH...
 
2013-06-04 07:55:47 PM
Good on her and her guy.  This'll give her more substance.

I've always liked her.  The "vajazzling" thing, though - I still SMH and giggle.
 
2013-06-04 07:56:26 PM
SUMMON GORGOR
 
2013-06-04 08:09:14 PM

Master Chuin: SUMMON GORGOR


You'll be sorrrrrry!
 
2013-06-04 08:09:16 PM
Another hot (a while back) chick ruined forever by childbirth.

Said it once, said it a million times: all hot chicks should hire surrogates and never destroy those hot bodies.
 
2013-06-04 08:19:15 PM

MisterBill: Fb-?


Came for this, leaving satisfied~!
 
2013-06-04 08:20:29 PM

Spanky McStupid: Master Chuin: SUMMON GORGOR

You'll be sorrrrrry!


I dont think he works here anymore.
 
2013-06-04 08:21:52 PM

Apos: Wish I was the father. *grumble*


This.
 
2013-06-04 08:26:03 PM
If only I was braver in high school.

/and in choir...
//like she was
 
2013-06-04 08:28:47 PM

jmr61: Another hot (a while back) chick ruined forever by childbirth.

Said it once, said it a million times: all hot chicks should hire surrogates and never destroy those hot bodies.


Yeah, but some of them bounce back with training/getting in shape.

What bugs me most is when there's a young actress or famous musician who has kids and then all we see are pictures of them as soccer moms with their kids and family.

I know it's their life and who the fark am I? True...I guess my gripe is they do it too young and fall off the map real quick while resigning to a mom role. (It bugged me with Jessica Alba, in particular.)

I'm also not as interested in seeing a hot actress in a movie if there's not even a chance, no matter how remote, that I will somehow get to sleep with her...at least in the back of my mind/fantasy. If she's taken and paparazzi images of a mom actress with her kids getting ice cream haunt me, then...yawn.
 
2013-06-04 08:45:14 PM

ecl: BRING BACK GORGOR


Master Chuin: SUMMON GORGOR


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-04 09:38:26 PM
This is what happens when I gave her my Party of Five.

topnews.in
 
2013-06-04 10:14:41 PM
www.theschoolphilly.com

Dear lord image what will happen when the titty-fairy arrives towards the end of the pregnancy.
 
2013-06-04 11:06:00 PM

ecl: BRING BACK GORGOR


SUMMON GORGOR
 
2013-06-04 11:35:43 PM

dennysgod: [www.theschoolphilly.com image 400x600]

Dear lord image what will happen when the titty-fairy arrives towards the end of the pregnancy.


2nd image of GIS for 'titty fairy'



www.cartoonstock.com
JLH? Drooooooooooolllllllll
 
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