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2013-06-04 02:28:26 PM
I'm kinda surprised the Spanish postal service would allow people to mail feces.

Pretty funny though.
 
2013-06-04 02:35:53 PM
They need to go back to the old system:

"Last year, Brunete dog owners were chased by a remote-controlled device containing the dog excrement."
 
2013-06-04 02:50:48 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: They need to go back to the old system:
"Last year, Brunete dog owners were chased by a remote-controlled device containing the dog excrement."


Why not do both?
 
2013-06-04 03:04:05 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: They need to go back to the old system:

"Last year, Brunete dog owners were chased by a remote-controlled device containing the dog excrement."


Oh, so now we're discriminating based on hair color?  Bastards.
 
2013-06-04 03:04:37 PM

Cyberluddite: Pray 4 Mojo: They need to go back to the old system:
"Last year, Brunete dog owners were chased by a remote-controlled device containing the dog excrement."

Why not do both?


Comedy basically.

I guess after they make a 2x speed Youtube video of a remote control turd truck chasing the dog and owner around the park to the tune of Yakety Sax... THEN they should mail it to them.
 
2013-06-04 03:08:54 PM
Shiat shaming, huh? I'm okay with this.
 
2013-06-04 03:34:45 PM
Well, the way I see it, it's probably easier to dispose of a box that shows up in the mail all neatly sealed up than it is to pick up dog poop and carry it around until you can dispose of it properly. I mean, like, thanks for picking it up for me.
 
2013-06-04 03:39:30 PM
When my neighbors don't clean up after their dogs, I stick the owners' noses in it.  It's been pretty effective so far.
 
2013-06-04 03:44:44 PM
Is Opposing Views the new Wampler?
 
2013-06-04 03:48:59 PM

Diogenes: When my neighbors don't clean up after their dogs, I stick the owners' noses in it.  It's been pretty effective so far.


I wish I could do that. There are 2 lawns at the large, dog-friendly apartment complex where I live, and each lawn has a special dog poop receptacle and free plastic bags (I've noticed that the bag holder is never empty), so dog owners have no excuse for not picking up after their mutts. Even the threat of a $250 L.A. city fine doesn't motivate these jerks. Some of them let their dogs poop on the walkways between the buildings, elevators, tennis court, and even in the carpeted lobby.
 
2013-06-04 04:20:02 PM
*sigh*
The mailman's been here.

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2013-06-04 04:20:21 PM
Lazy dog owners are the worst! My neighbor doesn't pick up her dog's shiat and she even has a bag holder thing on the leash. I want to push her.
 
2013-06-04 04:20:28 PM
I really, really don't understand people that don't do this. It's gross as hell. The only times I haven't picked up after them have been when I went 'Okay, time to get the bag o... fark.', and have thus discovered I do not have a bag with me. Even then, I try to go back and find it once I go home and get a bag.

Because, seriously, it's just damn inconsiderate otherwise.
 
2013-06-04 04:21:21 PM
So if Im drunk in the park and shiat in the phone booth, do they mail that back to me too?
 
2013-06-04 04:22:15 PM
Sort of the opposite of...
static.happyplace.com
 
2013-06-04 04:22:35 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: So if Im drunk in the park and shiat in the phone booth, do they mail that back to me too?


Dafuq is a "phone booth"?
 
2013-06-04 04:22:45 PM

Secret Agent X23: Well, the way I see it, it's probably easier to dispose of a box that shows up in the mail all neatly sealed up than it is to pick up dog poop and carry it around until you can dispose of it properly. I mean, like, thanks for picking it up for me.


I agree, you'll pick it up for me, box it up, put postage on it and mail it to me?  Hell this is a much better idea than paying some kids $8 an hour for 2 hours every other day.
 
2013-06-04 04:24:21 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: Lazy dog owners are the worst! My neighbor doesn't pick up her dog's shiat and she even has a bag holder thing on the leash. I want to push her.


For a lot of people it's just show. They'll only use it if someone happens to be around or watching them. Otherwise screw it.
 
2013-06-04 04:24:47 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: Lazy dog owners are the worst! My neighbor doesn't pick up her dog's shiat and she even has a bag holder thing on the leash. I want to push her.


How's it goin', lady? You're taking a vacay in the slums too?
 
2013-06-04 04:25:10 PM
Wouldn't that be considered bio-hazardous waste? Unless there's a company that specifically does it, you can't just send it through any old carrier without proper documentation.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-06-04 04:25:26 PM
No way this is abused.

1- Walk dog
2- Don't pick up poop
3- Give name of prank victim
4- Profit?
 
2013-06-04 04:27:44 PM

TNel: Secret Agent X23: Well, the way I see it, it's probably easier to dispose of a box that shows up in the mail all neatly sealed up than it is to pick up dog poop and carry it around until you can dispose of it properly. I mean, like, thanks for picking it up for me.

I agree, you'll pick it up for me, box it up, put postage on it and mail it to me?  Hell this is a much better idea than paying some kids $8 an hour for 2 hours every other day.


Well, it occurs to me now that I should add that I didn't mean to imply that people should do this, if indeed it seemed that way. I'm just saying that maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.
 
2013-06-04 04:28:52 PM
So...dog poop is part of nature, disgusting, yet biodegradable but needs to be clean up ASAP. Sending a disgusting possibly parasite infested item to people is OK?
 
2013-06-04 04:29:28 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: IdBeCrazyIf: So if Im drunk in the park and shiat in the phone booth, do they mail that back to me too?

Dafuq is a "phone booth"?


hobo shelter anymore
 
2013-06-04 04:29:31 PM

2wolves: Is Opposing Views the new Wampler?


i dont know what wampler is, but if wampler really sucked, then maybe.

where did opposing views come from? they went from 0 to inifinity links a day (approximately) on fark in the course of about 4 hours (also, approximately). is this more sponsored content?
 
2013-06-04 04:30:37 PM
Something something dogshiat something.  20 hottest NBA celebrity fans

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Yes please.
 
2013-06-04 04:31:46 PM
A lady in my neighborhood needs this service.  She walks her three dogs and lets them shiat in anyone's yard.  She's a biatch.  Mine almost always poops in our yard before we walk and I still bring a poo bag just in case.  I think it's beyond rude to let your dog shiat in someone else's yard and not clean it up.
 
2013-06-04 04:32:20 PM
Well, we had this problem with our neighbors many years ago.  They were the kind of people who had dogs instead of children.  Their dog was trained to walk 10 feet into our yard and do his business.  My brother collected it all up and left it on their door step.  Didn't quite solve the problem.  Their mini poodles kept coming in the yard, so my mom took a BB gun, gave it 1 pump, and plunked the dog in the ass.  Mom didn't know my brother and I had a dozen pumps on the gun because we were shooting at crows, and that BB was buried in the dogs ass pretty good.  It's been 23 years since those neighbors have spoken to my parents, but their dogs haven't crapped in my parents' yard since then.  Who says guns don't solve problems?
 
2013-06-04 04:34:56 PM
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2013-06-04 04:35:03 PM

Lorelle: er empty), so dog owners have no excuse for not picking up after their mutts. Even the threat of a $250 L.A. city fine doesn't motivate these jerks. Some of them let their dogs poop on the walkways between the buildings, elevators, tennis court, and even in the carpeted lobby.


A fine is not a deterrent especially for the wealthy. Make it all fair for everybody. Instead of a fine, make them eat it. Your dog pooped so either you pick it up or eat it, choice is up to you.

I think you'll find that might be deterrent enough... unless they're into that shiat (pun intended).
 
2013-06-04 04:35:08 PM
Well, it's certainly better than this stupid idea.
 
2013-06-04 04:35:22 PM
If I were one of the dog owners, before walks I would feed my dog a big bowl of eggs, broccoli, ExLax and blue food coloring.  You wanna pick that up and slop it into a neat little package?  Knock yourself out. I wouldn't mind get that mailed to me.  I mean, how hard is it to take the 3 seconds to write "return to sender" on the package?
 
2013-06-04 04:35:34 PM
I do enjoy mowing the lawn and running over a hidden land mine and having to clean it off before putting the mower away.

Also, cigarette smokers need this service for all the butts they drop on the ground, C.O.D., no refusals, fark you pigs.
 
2013-06-04 04:35:54 PM

scottydoesntknow: I'm kinda surprised the Spanish postal service would allow people to mail feces.

Pretty funny though.


Exactly what I thought.  If they want to deliver the "message", don't make the post office do your dirty work for them.
 
2013-06-04 04:36:26 PM
I'm okay with this...

CSB time:
Many years ago I hosted a particularly raucous and debauched New Year's party at my apartment in the North End of Boston. A pleasant time was had by all except for one fellow who vomited profusely in my bedroom trash can and passed out on the floor. Luckily, I've always used small shopping bags for trash can liners. When his buddies were hoisting him home at the end of the night, I stopped them at the door. "Your buddy wanted me to make sure he didn't forget his Walgreens bag" I told his drunken friends as I gave them the tied off plastic bag. His friends gratefully took the bag and shuffled home. I would have loved to see the look on his face when he looked in the bag the next morning...

/why yes, I am kind of a dick
 
2013-06-04 04:37:02 PM
My uncle had a neighbor whose dog crapped on everyone's front lawn all the time.  He finally got together with a couple of neighbors and passed out signs that said "I LET MY DOG SHIAT ON MY NEIGHBORS LAWNS" so every time the neighbor was gone to work for at least a month, someone would post one of the signs.  The neighbor got rid of his dog.
 
2013-06-04 04:37:05 PM
Mail dog poop in the USA? You might as well mail anthrax.
 
2013-06-04 04:37:19 PM

nytmare: I do enjoy mowing the lawn and running over a hidden land mine and having to clean it off before putting the mower away.

Also, cigarette smokers need this service for all the butts they drop on the ground, C.O.D., no refusals, fark you pigs.


to be fair, those butts are on fire when they get dropped.  they should be on fire when they are returned.
 
2013-06-04 04:37:33 PM

Felgraf: I really, really don't understand people that don't do this.


...followed by a story of you not doing this. I know, I know, you tried.

Dogs shiat once or twice a day. 300 dogs = 4-500 shiats. 99% success rate of picking up dog poop is better than you could ever expect of people. That means at least 2 or 3 poops per day that stay on the ground per 500 dogs.

You can fight it tooth and nail or you can pay somebody to pick it up. This is the same process that lead to professional street sweepers and litter crews. There is an upper limit to human perfection and it is less than 100%.
 
2013-06-04 04:38:17 PM

nytmare: Also, cigarette smokers need this service for all the butts they drop on the ground, C.O.D., no refusals, fark you pigs.


Easy, now. If I'm out and have a smoke, I roll the lit end off, stomp it out, put the butt in my pocket and get on with my life. Not everyone is a filthy pig.
 
2013-06-04 04:39:43 PM
Couple of years ago, a neighbor had this Yorkie who would crap on the lawn next to our house that borders the street.  Several times, he wouldn't pick up after the dog.   I think he got the message when I kept tossing the crap up on his patio.
 
2013-06-04 04:41:59 PM
I wonder if a dog can be trained to back-up to the letter slot on a door and make a direct doo-doo deposit?
These `revenge hounds' could be dispatched to evil-doers' residents.
 
2013-06-04 04:42:56 PM
Good luck, I'm behind 7 Pekingese!
 
2013-06-04 04:45:17 PM

Secret Agent X23: Well, the way I see it, it's probably easier to dispose of a box that shows up in the mail all neatly sealed up than it is to pick up dog poop and carry it around until you can dispose of it properly. I mean, like, thanks for picking it up for me.


That was my first thought.
Hmm, should I have to feel the warm mushy poo through the thin plastic bag, or can I just wait until the city sends it to me in a nice sealed cardboard box I can just huck into the trash? I would not mind that at all.

The remote control thing, I'd just kick it over. What now Fernado? Your little poop car is all upside down going 'whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr'.
 
2013-06-04 04:45:59 PM
I have a neighbor who doesn't pick up after his dog.  He is curious as to why someone is covering his car in dog shiat.
 
2013-06-04 04:47:32 PM

ShuyaNanahara


Good luck, I'm behind 7 Pekingese! Boxers!
 
2013-06-04 04:48:13 PM
One winter day I was sitting in my front window and some woman's dog was taking a schitt in the middle of the sidewalk.  When the dog was done the woman did not pick it up.  She just left it there.  She got all about 15 steps when another woman walking on the sidewalk yelled for the woman to pick it up.  The dog owner turned around and told her to go to hell.  So, the other woman gets a big wad of snow, picks up the schitt, and throws it at the other woman.  And it was a hit, right in the middle of the back.  It was hilarious.
 
2013-06-04 04:48:46 PM
I have a neighbor who doesn't pick up after his dog.  He is curious as to why someone is covering his car in dog shiat.We live in a very dog friendly community and supply little poopbags every few feet along trails and common areas.  And every now and then an owner is still too lazy or whatever to pick up the dog poop.  I always fantasize about leaving it in a brown paper bag on their doorstep - flames optional.
 
2013-06-04 04:49:21 PM
Ugh...boyfriends dad says we can't have a dog here, he doesn't want the mess. Neighbors dogS poop daily in our yard n they occasionally pick it up, we pick up the rest. We have the mess without the cute fluffy puppy. Also, I work at a vet's office...i walk all the dogs, and pick up all the poop, it's not difficult to figure out...they go out to do their business so go prepared to clean it up.
 
2013-06-04 04:49:59 PM
Living in Condoland, this is a constant problem. We no longer have issues though as the spouse took to keeping an eye on a woman who didn't pick up but would claim otherwise. She no longer walks her yapping, trembling, overbred dog in front of our place and the problem went away from us to another building.

If you're going to have the beast, be good enough to take care of the thing.
 
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