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Nougat		2004-01-04 12:19:37 PM

What happens here stays here. Oops.

Arcadum		2004-01-04 04:41:47 PM

Based on the slant of the signatures, it was her ideaa and he couldn't believe he was getting married.

tomasso		2004-01-04 04:50:49 PM

Actually, TSG was a little slow on the draw on this one!

Some TFer submitted the original from the Vegas Review Journal many hours earlier.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/images/spears_license.jpg

qburt		2004-01-04 04:53:39 PM

sooooo does this mean he gets half of her fortune..

muahahahhahaha

e-man		2004-01-04 05:33:26 PM

Why does a application for a marriage license ask for marital status?

iollow		2004-01-04 05:38:51 PM

We need a "media whore" tag. It will cover all stories about Brintey, Bennifer, Blain, and Bush.

TheOmni		2004-01-04 08:02:01 PM

She put marital status as single? Apparently she forgot about the little consumation ceremony that she and I had a while back.

Ok, it was a hooker I made dress up like her.

I mean a Real Doll.

I mean a cheap blow up doll.

OK OK, it was half a male Sears mannequinn I found in the dumpster and taped waterbaloon breasts onto. Are you happy now?

JOHNDX		2004-01-04 08:07:30 PM

That's funny Omni.

I think she should marry Michael Jackson, both their careers are down the tubes anyway.

farkingcomedienne		2004-01-04 09:12:33 PM

Did anyone else notice how she only writes three letters in her name?

Thus proving my theory that she does not know how to spell her name!

redbo		2004-01-04 09:15:04 PM

Wow, Clark county needs a better seal.

canuckman		2004-01-04 09:15:04 PM

How long before the " HONEYMOON VIDEO/ PRON version " ???????

Thats what I want !

the_leviathan		2004-01-04 09:15:05 PM

TheOmni you are one funny mofo.

This pretty much seems like a desperate stunt: Britney returns to her roots, marries a childhood sweetheart and ends up a battered wife.

Lifetime movie ensues, comeback album comes out. It flops, the hosebag appears in Playboy.

And then, praise Allah, this whole thing comes to an end.

Ironpoint		2004-01-04 09:16:09 PM

You have to put your marriage status so that if you are lying, some bloodsucking lawyer can burn you down with it later.

Trance750		2004-01-04 09:16:12 PM

Are we really expecting anything less from Spears? After all, she publically said that Madonna was her hero and she wanted to be like her, in every aspect.

This is just the 1st stop, on a one way ticket to slut-ville.

h2oman		2004-01-04 09:16:55 PM

B.J. Spears, 'eh?
Verrrrrry interesting.

atomic_99		2004-01-04 09:19:14 PM

Well I turned on the TV once and I saw her in a wedding dress kissing Madonna in a groom's suit, so I only assumed...

canuckman		2004-01-04 09:19:19 PM

Vegas taken bets how long this 'union " will last

I call BS on this one

/can you say "media attention"
/career in toilet,must be in spotlight still

Dr_Meniscus		2004-01-04 09:20:07 PM

They got married in Vegas so Jason Alexander wouldn't accidentally kill Britney with cheap invitations...

/nuthin

Eeek		2004-01-04 09:20:15 PM

That's funny, canuckman.

pompous_redneck		2004-01-04 09:21:56 PM

"Why does a application for a marriage license ask for marital status?"

For divorcees

RobIsLord		2004-01-04 09:22:56 PM

She's marrying this guy?

diskop		2004-01-04 09:24:36 PM

Wow, what are you, the 358,000th person to post an image of Jason Alexander?

Ms Information		2004-01-04 09:25:46 PM

"And for my next attention-whoring trick,
I shall dye my entire body purple and change
my name to Halle Berry

harryhardhat		2004-01-04 09:28:01 PM

oh come on' Brittany' my turn. This'll put an end to all these farfers.

yahmean		2004-01-04 09:30:15 PM

I'm just waiting for:

Black "Penis" in White Chicks - Vol #69

Featuring BJ Spears

Yeast Infection		2004-01-04 09:30:21 PM

who cares about this type of news?!! just as bad as the micheal jackson fiasco!!

RyanC829		2004-01-04 09:32:52 PM

You call her an attention whore, yet there have been 3 threads about her on Fark today. Obviously she don't have to do much whoring to get attention.

PocketChange		2004-01-04 09:34:15 PM

http://www.dallasfooty.com/players/j_alexander.jpg

Does it count as 358,001 if it is a different Jason Alexander, who kinda looks like Paul Tracy

/Feel free to beat my up on my lack of html

Weaver95		2004-01-04 09:34:17 PM

Ms Information - is it just me, or does she look a tad worn out in that picture?

Hello_Kthullu		2004-01-04 09:35:31 PM

How long before the " HONEYMOON VIDEO/ PRON version " ???????

And how long before you kids realize that spelling porn as pr0n doesn't make you hip, cool, or l33t? Especially when you spell everything else in your sentence normal.

Eeek		2004-01-04 09:36:03 PM

who cares about this type of news?!! just as bad as the micheal jackson fiasco!!
You're posting in a thread about it. So, I guess you do care. If you don't, what make it so hard for you to not post about it? I don't really care about it, but, I do like the funny things that farkers say. It's no fun scrolling though a thread and reading comments like yours. Please keep that in mind.

RyanC829		2004-01-04 09:36:18 PM

PocketChange - Too fat to be Paul. Not to mention Paul Tracy is a bad ass and that guy looks kinda fruity.

robotninja		2004-01-04 09:37:44 PM

CAN'TSTANDSYA! CAN'TSTANDYA!

If they have a baby, its name will be "Soda." Or "Seven."

SavaThePriest		2004-01-04 09:40:42 PM

Er.. Why do they even have "Marital Status" on a marriage license? Do they allow polygomous (if that's a word) marriages now?

Demetrius		2004-01-04 09:42:09 PM

I hope he got to boink her on their 'honeymoon'.

Lalalala		2004-01-04 09:42:09 PM

You're killing Independent George!

atomic_99		2004-01-04 09:42:58 PM

DBeniston		2004-01-04 09:43:12 PM

Lalalala		2004-01-04 09:44:17 PM

Shoot. dervish16108 already made that joke on the other thread.

OregonVet		2004-01-04 09:44:26 PM

Why marital status? Just to prevent polygamy...

B/C if you are divorced you have to file a copy of the final to prove you may legally marry....

If you are single all you need is a birth cert....

DBeniston		2004-01-04 09:44:54 PM

Hello_Kthullu, When I spell porn pr0n, It doesn't matter one bit. Im still cooler than your sorry ass.

DieselGirl		2004-01-04 09:45:14 PM

yahmean

At my old apartment, we had a copy of "Britney Speared: Oops I did it in your ass"

I think there were two VHS tapes to the set.

zaw		2004-01-04 09:46:04 PM

I wonder when are they going to get divorce.

Msfan		2004-01-04 09:46:59 PM

All that's left is the single wide or double wide decision.

Triumph		2004-01-04 09:48:32 PM

I bet the "Joke that got out of hand" was that she said she was saving herself for marriage and they went through an elaborate charade just to boink.
I further bet that she'll happily explain all this in the future.

art_shamsky		2004-01-04 09:49:46 PM

"What would it be like to fark Britney Spears? I can answer that question: monumental. Life altering!"

/Jack Nicholson, Esquire, January 2004

zaw		2004-01-04 09:50:35 PM

she is one ugly biatch.

tre_bumpn		2004-01-04 09:50:52 PM

"All that's left is the single wide or double wide decision.

If you mean for a garage, then you are probably right.

Demetrius		2004-01-04 09:51:48 PM

Rumor is this is why she married him...

I'm guessing this isn't what you were looking for, eh, JOHNDX?

SockMonkeyHolocaust		2004-01-04 09:52:18 PM

Hey, I just got an idea. Why don't we all make jokes about that guy from Seinfeld 'cause his name is the same as the guy from this story!!!

Quick, someone post his picture. That will be a laugh!

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