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(Opposing Views)   Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was kicked out of hotel that is hosting Bilderberg conference. Conspiracy about why he was kicked out to follow   (opposingviews.com) divider line 152
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2013-06-04 02:34:34 PM
Without any further information, I'll assume he was kicked out for acting like an asshole.
But I suppose it's equally likely he was kicked out after someone discovered they'd let a conspiracy theorist hack into what sounds like a rather exclusive event.
 
2013-06-04 02:48:01 PM
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deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-06-04 02:52:14 PM
Do you want to know something scary?

Both right and left wing extremists believe that Bilderberger is a conspiracy to control the world.

Well, to be fair, it is kinda cool to have something where we can still be bipartisan in
 
2013-06-04 02:52:27 PM
Quite frankly, I'm still unsure as to why you'd need a build a 'burg convention.  The damn things aren't that hard to make.  It really is just about the proper ingredients.
 
2013-06-04 02:53:09 PM

cman: Do you want to know something scary?

Both right and left wing extremists believe that Bilderberg is a conspiracy to control the world.

Well, to be fair, it is kinda cool to have something where we can still be bipartisan in


I guess I am hungrier than I thought. Time to go get me a burger
 
2013-06-04 02:56:29 PM
Is this the one with the giant owl, or am I mixing up my conspiracies?
 
2013-06-04 03:09:25 PM

rotsky: Is this the one with the giant owl, or am I mixing up my conspiracies?


Bohemian Grove
 
2013-06-04 03:10:38 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com

What?
 
2013-06-04 03:11:15 PM
Didn't this happen in the book by Jon Ronson? back in like 2003? How is this news?

/Adventures with Extremists is a good book
//also Men Who Stare At Goats
 
2013-06-04 03:23:33 PM
Conspiracy theorist booted by purported conspirators?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-04 03:25:53 PM

cman: cman: Do you want to know something scary?

Both right and left wing extremists believe that Bilderberg is a conspiracy to control the world.

Well, to be fair, it is kinda cool to have something where we can still be bipartisan in

I guess I am hungrier than I thought. Time to go get me a burger


Feh.  Like a commoner.  Why not gold foil wrapped babies?  That's what all the secret, powerful cabal types are eating these days.
 
2013-06-04 03:56:04 PM

Diogenes: Feh.  Like a commoner.  Why not gold foil wrapped babies?  That's what all the secret, powerful cabal types are eating these days.


It is a little bothersome how some guy in Thailand gets caught selling dead babies wrapped in gold foil and the story just drops and police never say who his customer was. It's like the story that came out about how Jerry Sandusky was pimping out boys to a wealthy Penn State donor who was raping them on his private jet, but we'll never hear who that guy was either.
 
2013-06-04 03:56:57 PM

cman: cman: Do you want to know something scary?

Both right and left wing extremists believe that Bilderberg is a conspiracy to control the world.

Well, to be fair, it is kinda cool to have something where we can still be bipartisan in

I guess I am hungrier than I thought. Time to go get me a burger


Your hunger is conspiring against your typing.
 
2013-06-04 04:13:06 PM
He clearly requested room number 1776!!!!!!11111
 
2013-06-04 04:16:00 PM
The worldwide conspiracy against loudmouthed assholes continues.

Although i do think when so many people with so much power get together, they can't help but conspire for more power.
 
2013-06-04 04:17:12 PM
just asking questions
 
2013-06-04 04:20:04 PM
Bilderbergs were protecting themselves against a flalse, false flag operation from Prison Planet fundies.

Tin-hat about that AJ.
 
2013-06-04 04:20:08 PM

cman: Do you want to know something scary?

Both right and left wing extremists believe that Bilderberger is a conspiracy to control the world.

Well, to be fair, it is kinda cool to have something where we can still be bipartisan in


As if they need Bilderberger to communicate.
All the most powerful people in the world are probably in the same Facebook group.
It's far less cloak-and-dagger stuff than just normal communication between rich & powerful people.
 
2013-06-04 04:20:30 PM

rotsky: Is this the one with the giant owl, or am I mixing up my conspiracies?


The owls are not what they seem.
 
2013-06-04 04:21:07 PM
Can we kick him off the planet?
 
2013-06-04 04:22:16 PM
Which TV sitcom did this guy star in as a child?
 
2013-06-04 04:24:24 PM
How kind of this shady, world-spanning Satanic elite to let him film them having their continental breakfast though.

I have it in good authority from my Satanist connections that they had to boot Jones after Hilary began complaining the breakfast didn't come with enough foreskins of gentile children.
 
2013-06-04 04:24:58 PM

moothemagiccow: Which TV sitcom did this guy star in as a child?


Neither.  It's Bill Hicks on a long con.

2.bp.blogspot.com

mackquigley.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-04 04:25:46 PM
Why would a secret world-controlling group publish the dates and locations of its meetings?
http://www.bilderbergmeetings.org/conferences-10s.html
 
2013-06-04 04:26:03 PM
Newsflash; they're not conspiring to take over the world, they're discussing how to maintain their control over wealth.
 
2013-06-04 04:28:37 PM

thoughtsausage: Why would a secret world-controlling group publish the dates and locations of its meetings?
http://www.bilderbergmeetings.org/conferences-10s.html


Because in recent years they've realized lots of secrecy makes them look suspicious. There guys are no PR amateurs.
 
2013-06-04 04:31:40 PM

Triumph: It is a little bothersome how some guy in Thailand gets caught selling dead babies wrapped in gold foil and the story just drops and police never say who his customer was. It's like the story that came out about how Jerry Sandusky was pimping out boys to a wealthy Penn State donor who was raping them on his private jet, but we'll never hear who that guy was either.


Maybe Alex Jones if more right about a few things than its comfortable to admit.
 
2013-06-04 04:32:08 PM

vernonFL: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 340x240]

What?


i2.cdn.turner.com

"The wealthiest families in every major country have secret underground compounds, stocked with enough food and provisions for over 2 years. Why? What do they know?"
 
2013-06-04 04:33:40 PM

gimmegimme: moothemagiccow: Which TV sitcom did this guy star in as a child?

Neither.  It's Bill Hicks on a long con.

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I'd buy admission to see Alex Jones running through a luxury hotel convention area bellowing "you suck Satan's cock!" to a group of Cheneyesque suits.
 
2013-06-04 04:33:58 PM
Interesting that Petraeus is there.
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2013-06-04 04:33:58 PM
I think the true conspiracy is that people actually believe Alex Jones. There must  be some kind of Alien mind control device installed in their head.  Everyone knows that if two people  are in on a secret it is no longer a secret.
 
2013-06-04 04:35:41 PM
A guest at your hotel is in the area because he wants to harass people and has a history of being arrested for doing just that. Would kicking him out be part of a conspiracy? Only when it's convenient to make such a statement.
 
2013-06-04 04:36:32 PM

Triumph: It is a little bothersome how some guy in Thailand gets caught selling dead babies wrapped in gold foil and the story just drops and police never say who his customer was.


*shifts eyes back and forth nervously*

*leaves thread*
 
2013-06-04 04:41:34 PM
New World Order, since 1952.
 
2013-06-04 04:43:48 PM
I would to see him get tased like that Sovereign Citizen nutcase when he went into jerk mode at a courthouse.
 
2013-06-04 04:45:22 PM

rotsky: Is this the one with the giant owl, or am I mixing up my conspiracies?


i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-04 04:45:26 PM

gimmegimme: moothemagiccow: Which TV sitcom did this guy star in as a child?

Neither.  It's Bill Hicks on a long con.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 401x271]

[mackquigley.files.wordpress.com image 800x498]


OMG he himself is a conspiracy!
 
2013-06-04 04:46:03 PM

NathanAllen: Newsflash; they're not conspiring to take over the world, they're discussing how to maintain their control over wealth.


And it's not a "conspiracy." It's pretty much their stated purpose.
 
2013-06-04 04:46:04 PM
FTFA
"According to InfoWars.com....."
 I naturally assumed anything after that phrase was steaming BS and read no further
 
2013-06-04 04:46:26 PM
My dream in life is to start a chain of conspiracy theory-themed custom burger joints called Bilderberger.
 
2013-06-04 04:47:05 PM
I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist, but when I am one, I theorize about bilderberg.
 
2013-06-04 04:49:55 PM
I am going with the theory that it is because he is a retarded, moronic, douchebag idiot.
 
2013-06-04 04:51:56 PM

J. Frank Parnell: The worldwide conspiracy against loudmouthed assholes continues.


Then why is Sharpton doing so well?
 
2013-06-04 04:54:03 PM
oh, this should be good

/gets popcorn and lawnchair
 
2013-06-04 04:55:02 PM

Jeep2011: I think the true conspiracy is that people actually believe Alex Jones. There must be some kind of Alien mind control device installed in their head. Everyone knows that if two people are in on a secret it is no longer a secret.


You dont have to believe Alex Jones, but you should read some of legit(backed by certified government documents) really creepy shiat the government, CIA, FBI, ATF, DEA and other alphabet agencies have done and been classified "State Secrets" when in reality they are evidence of criminal activity that no one went to jail for cause it would "embarress" the government as a whole.  Repub's and Dem's have colluded for decades to protect this massive ongoing list of crimes against humanity.  Jones, maybe a paid shill or double agent, but the sad truth is the US government does not work for the american people anymore but for Corporatocracy of Financial interests.
 
2013-06-04 04:56:39 PM
I would pay good money to hire an elite cadre of international ninja assassins to simply film Alex Jones being kicked repeatedly in the cods.

Can we start a kickstarter for this?
 
2013-06-04 04:56:58 PM
If I was holding a private event, I'd just kick him out on general principles.
 
2013-06-04 05:00:20 PM

flynn80: Jeep2011: I think the true conspiracy is that people actually believe Alex Jones. There must be some kind of Alien mind control device installed in their head. Everyone knows that if two people are in on a secret it is no longer a secret.

You dont have to believe Alex Jones, but you should read some of legit(backed by certified government documents) really creepy shiat the government, CIA, FBI, ATF, DEA and other alphabet agencies have done and been classified "State Secrets" when in reality they are evidence of criminal activity that no one went to jail for cause it would "embarress" the government as a whole.  Repub's and Dem's have colluded for decades to protect this massive ongoing list of crimes against humanity.  Jones, maybe a paid shill or double agent, but the sad truth is the US government does not work for the american people anymore but for Corporatocracy of Financial interests.


It's "shocking" and "terrifying" only if you still think the world is somehow fair or just. Or if you ever thought that.
 
2013-06-04 05:04:05 PM

flynn80: Jeep2011: I think the true conspiracy is that people actually believe Alex Jones. There must be some kind of Alien mind control device installed in their head. Everyone knows that if two people are in on a secret it is no longer a secret.

You dont have to believe Alex Jones, but you should read some of legit(backed by certified government documents) really creepy shiat the government, CIA, FBI, ATF, DEA and other alphabet agencies have done and been classified "State Secrets" when in reality they are evidence of criminal activity that no one went to jail for cause it would "embarress" the government as a whole.  Repub's and Dem's have colluded for decades to protect this massive ongoing list of crimes against humanity.  Jones, maybe a paid shill or double agent, but the sad truth is the US government does not work for the american people anymore but for Corporatocracy of Financial interests.


Can we throw some blame at George W, George H.W. and Prescott Bush for being the under arm of control that keeps starting military conflicts to justify military spending which serves only to make defense contractors richer than they already are?
 
2013-06-04 05:04:26 PM
Shadowy Figure:  "Hey, Alex... Al... Alley-oop... buddy.  I really wanted to thank you for taking time out your schedule to be here again, this year.  We always appreciate your insights into 'cattle management'.  Honestly, your 'Misdirection Engine' presentation yesterday was a thing of beauty."

Alex Jones:  "Aw, shucks.  Ya flatter me."

SF:  "No, no.  You deserve it.  But listen, I didn't just call you in here to boost your ego.  You see, we've had a bit of a problem."

AJ:  <nervously> "Go on..."

SF:  "Well, apparently, some local yahoo saw you at the hotel, snapped a pic, and forwarded it to his journalist pal.  Now normally, a couple timely 'accidents' would take care of things, but Gore hasn't been keeping proper rein on the whole internet thing lately, so a few items are managing to slip through, deaths notwithstanding.  Anyway, we figure instead, we just make a big show of kicking you out of the hotel, you do a program about your run-in with our 'jack-booted thugs', and that should stifle the whole thing before it even starts.  Whaddya think?

AJ:  "Sounds good to me, boss."
 
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