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(Huffington Post)   House Republicans will vote to defund ACORN, declare war against the Nazis and repeal prohibition. Take that Obama with your Time Machine   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, House Republicans, ACORN, Nazis, John Culberson, campaign finance laws, Massachusetts Attorney General, California Attorney General, john carter  
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2013-06-04 03:09:00 PM  
26 votes:
Here's something I noticed the other day. Numerologically speaking (and of course I am speaking of a 6-point numerological scale, some people use 2 or 3 or even 4 point scales but trust me they don't know what they're doing), Acorn has a value of 306. That really doesn't mean much of anything, I'm afraid, but if you add up the value-weighted digits in 306 (3+6), you get 9. Multiply 9 by 306, what do you get?


OK, that's interesting by itself, but take a close look at the last two digits there: 5 and 4. Notice something? Right, they add up to 9. As do the first digits (2+7). So what we're looking at here is a triple 9 factor, a real power indicator. We need to account for that by taking a single, double, and triple 9 (9+19+27) and adding that to 2754. Total? 2808.

Ok. Interesting, still. Let's take a closer look at this number. 2+8+10=18. We're in the second variable of our determination, which means we divide. 2808/18=156.

Now it's time to go back to our 6-scale numerology. That's the natural value of Z, but you can also get there by adding together G (42) and S (114). GS. Know anyone with those initials?

George Soros.

Now, 156 is the Zeta value, so we only use his last name. SOROS equals 516, which by itself would be fairly meaningless, but his actual name is a palindrome...aka, it's the same going forward or backward. This portents great power, so we must count his name twice, for a total of 1032. Now add Acorns' value (306) in, and what do you have?


Seem innocuous? You're forgetting to add them up. 1+3+3+8=15. So, 15. Remember that. Now add back the power number of 9, for 24. 24 is the numerological value of D, the fourth letter of the alphabet. Fourth letter, fourth month....4/15. Anything significant happen on that date? 4/15 ring a bell to you?

That's right, tax day. It's all there, subby. Acorn, George Soros, the IRS and its slowly unfolding corruption and scandal. The insidious power of groups like Acorn never goes away, subby. It's always there, waiting. You just have to know how to look.
2013-06-04 02:39:18 PM  
7 votes:
That's nothing. Many of the newer reps believe they're voting to defund actual acorns.
2013-06-04 03:02:15 PM  
5 votes:
2013-06-04 02:45:37 PM  
5 votes:
You laugh, but only House Republican LEADERSHIP will show the Ottoman Empire that we've got the phlogiston to get the job done!
2013-06-04 04:42:46 PM  
4 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Dimensio: If ACORN really has not existed for three years, then how did Obama steal the 2012 Presidential election?

I think we need a picture of a raptor thinking about this one in order for it to be more meaningful.

Like this?
2013-06-04 02:37:38 PM  
3 votes:

timujin: Didn't they do this last session as well?  I seem to remember making fun of them for it sometime in the past year or so.

They're in reruns right now, the new season doesn't start until fall.
2013-06-04 01:10:50 PM  
3 votes:
I hear they'll start hearings on making Pan-AM the official airline of the House soon.
2013-06-04 04:18:35 PM  
2 votes:
We shall defund them, yea, even unto the seventh generation!
2013-06-04 03:29:49 PM  
2 votes:
2013-06-04 02:29:01 PM  
2 votes:
2013-06-04 01:18:00 PM  
2 votes:
At least the IRS isn't singling out ACORN for scrutiny of their tax-exempt status, just because of their name. That would be a SCANDAL!
2013-06-05 05:45:19 AM  
1 vote:
If it's really all the GOP has left until their pulse runs out, I say indulge them.
2013-06-04 08:02:14 PM  
1 vote:

Isitoveryet: Pocket Ninja: You just have to know how to look.

I really really hope the GOP doesn't get their hands on you, they'd be invincible.

Pocket Ninja is like the One Ring - he cannot be wielded selfishly. The GOP would succumb to Pocket Ninja instead.
2013-06-04 05:45:45 PM  
1 vote:
It's like the movie Terminator.  If they write a bill de-funding ACORNthen send the billback in time to 2007, they can change the timeline and make John McCain president. It's the only way we can prevent Judgement Day. The only problem is they took money away from the sciences, so they're having interns spin in circles in the parking lot until one of them ends up in 2007. It's not going well.
2013-06-04 05:11:14 PM  
1 vote:
Section 545 of a bill put forward the next day by Rep. John Carter (R-Texas) delves still deeper into faux certainty, extending the funding ban to "any prior appropriations Act."

So are you telling me they're so against ACORN, they're voting to defund it in the past?
2013-06-04 05:09:51 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-04 04:58:21 PM  
1 vote:
Drew needs to nuke the Politics queueueueueueue again.
2013-06-04 04:48:38 PM  
1 vote:

Dimensio: If ACORN really has not existed for three years, then how did Obama steal the 2012 Presidential election?

Easy, he refused to unskew the results.
2013-06-04 04:35:37 PM  
1 vote:

Dimensio: If ACORN really has not existed for three years, then how did Obama steal the 2012 Presidential election?

I think we need a picture of a raptor thinking about this one in order for it to be more meaningful.
2013-06-04 04:23:07 PM  
1 vote:

Heron: ongbok: What I believe this bill is supposed to do is to prevent any federal funds from going to any group that was a subsidiary, ever affiliated, or was started by somebody that had any type of ties to the former ACORN. Basically they don't want anybody doing any ACORN type activities even though ACORN never did anything remotely wrong or illegal. Basically proving the point that they want people to remain uniformed of their rights disenfranchised.

Wouldn't that be a bill of attainder; a law that singles out a specific class of people or organizations for legal punishment without trial?

You're thinking about the ACTUAL Constitution, not the Teabagger Constitution.
2013-06-04 04:16:51 PM  
1 vote:
Something something 4:15 autogyro from Idlewild...something something Prussia, Siam....
2013-06-04 04:14:00 PM  
1 vote:
I certainly hope they created additional dirigible funding.  I don't want to live in an America under the specter of the Kaizer's Zeppelins.
2013-06-04 04:09:17 PM  
1 vote:

vernonFL: Thats almost as ridiculous as passing a law banning Sharia Law.

Well, Sharia Law should be banned. She hasn't had a single farking good single since "Any Man Of Mine."
2013-06-04 03:36:54 PM  
1 vote:
Next, I expect the House to pass a bill protecting Americans from Genghis Khan and the entirety of the encroaching horde of the Mongol Empire.
2013-06-04 02:51:00 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: That's nothing. Many of the newer reps believe they're voting to defund actual acorns.

Naturally, it says right in their Bible (Book of Reagan 14:12) that trees cause pollution.
2013-06-04 02:30:21 PM  
1 vote:
I cannot believe I ever voted for a Republican in my life. I have to figure out a way to atone for this.
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