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(Huffington Post)   House Republicans will vote to defund ACORN, declare war against the Nazis and repeal prohibition. Take that Obama with your Time Machine   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, House Republicans, ACORN, Nazis, John Culberson, campaign finance laws, Massachusetts Attorney General, California Attorney General, john carter  
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2013-06-04 03:09:00 PM  
15 votes:
Here's something I noticed the other day. Numerologically speaking (and of course I am speaking of a 6-point numerological scale, some people use 2 or 3 or even 4 point scales but trust me they don't know what they're doing), Acorn has a value of 306. That really doesn't mean much of anything, I'm afraid, but if you add up the value-weighted digits in 306 (3+6), you get 9. Multiply 9 by 306, what do you get?


OK, that's interesting by itself, but take a close look at the last two digits there: 5 and 4. Notice something? Right, they add up to 9. As do the first digits (2+7). So what we're looking at here is a triple 9 factor, a real power indicator. We need to account for that by taking a single, double, and triple 9 (9+19+27) and adding that to 2754. Total? 2808.

Ok. Interesting, still. Let's take a closer look at this number. 2+8+10=18. We're in the second variable of our determination, which means we divide. 2808/18=156.

Now it's time to go back to our 6-scale numerology. That's the natural value of Z, but you can also get there by adding together G (42) and S (114). GS. Know anyone with those initials?

George Soros.

Now, 156 is the Zeta value, so we only use his last name. SOROS equals 516, which by itself would be fairly meaningless, but his actual name is a palindrome...aka, it's the same going forward or backward. This portents great power, so we must count his name twice, for a total of 1032. Now add Acorns' value (306) in, and what do you have?


Seem innocuous? You're forgetting to add them up. 1+3+3+8=15. So, 15. Remember that. Now add back the power number of 9, for 24. 24 is the numerological value of D, the fourth letter of the alphabet. Fourth letter, fourth month....4/15. Anything significant happen on that date? 4/15 ring a bell to you?

That's right, tax day. It's all there, subby. Acorn, George Soros, the IRS and its slowly unfolding corruption and scandal. The insidious power of groups like Acorn never goes away, subby. It's always there, waiting. You just have to know how to look.
2013-06-04 01:38:24 PM  
5 votes:
What I believe this bill is supposed to do is to prevent any federal funds from going to any group that was a subsidiary, ever affiliated, or was started by somebody that had any type of ties to the former ACORN. Basically they don't want anybody doing any ACORN type activities even though ACORN never did anything remotely wrong or illegal. Basically proving the point that they want people to remain uniformed of their rights disenfranchised.
2013-06-04 02:30:21 PM  
3 votes:
I cannot believe I ever voted for a Republican in my life. I have to figure out a way to atone for this.
2013-06-04 04:19:01 PM  
2 votes:
Aren't these the people flipping out about the government supposedly targeting groups for political reasons?
2013-06-04 02:39:18 PM  
2 votes:
That's nothing. Many of the newer reps believe they're voting to defund actual acorns.
2013-06-04 02:37:38 PM  
2 votes:

timujin: Didn't they do this last session as well?  I seem to remember making fun of them for it sometime in the past year or so.

They're in reruns right now, the new season doesn't start until fall.
2013-06-04 01:22:53 PM  
2 votes:
There's that laser-like focus on jobs, jobs jobs promised by the House leadership.
2013-06-04 08:15:49 PM  
1 vote:
shiat like this make me feel like i should try my hand at becoming a politician. I mean, it doesn't seem like it requires a lot of work. But then i think, i would never be elected.

I believe we should legalize prostitution and help them unionize. Sisterhood of the ladys of the night we'd call it.

I would legalize pot to the same extent as alcohol.

I would cut the defense budget by 60 percent.

Finally i would push for a government takeover of the private sector and put caps on executive compensation.

So no i don't think i would get elected.
2013-06-04 04:42:46 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: Dimensio: If ACORN really has not existed for three years, then how did Obama steal the 2012 Presidential election?

I think we need a picture of a raptor thinking about this one in order for it to be more meaningful.

Like this?
2013-06-04 04:26:48 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: I cannot believe I ever voted for a Republican in my life. I have to figure out a way to atone for this.

It was probably the same reason I did. You were trying to be "open minded" about things. Later then I realized voting for any Republican gave the one's that are the most conservative more power. That the "liberal" Republicans was really just a trick to give the Republican Party more power.
2013-06-04 04:23:07 PM  
1 vote:

Lurking Fear: Why do conservatives think that stupidity and willful ignorance are some kind of badges of honor?

Because they are stupid and willfully ignorant, but they want to feel good about themselves.
2013-06-04 04:17:47 PM  
1 vote:
So basically they got to hold ceremonial and meaningless votes against ACORN, Black Panthers and Karl Marx just so they can go back to their DERPY Districts in a year and run  television ads saying "I voted against militant and uppity darkies as your representative, and you if you re-elect me I'll continue to put to a stop to  Chairman Fartbanjo's agenda".
2013-06-04 04:16:51 PM  
1 vote:
Something something 4:15 autogyro from Idlewild...something something Prussia, Siam....
2013-06-04 04:12:48 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: I cannot believe I ever voted for a Republican in my life. I have to figure out a way to atone for this.

I've only voted for one Republican. But that was to keep a damned Teabagger out of Congress.
2013-06-04 03:02:15 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-04 02:45:37 PM  
1 vote:
You laugh, but only House Republican LEADERSHIP will show the Ottoman Empire that we've got the phlogiston to get the job done!
2013-06-04 01:23:19 PM  
1 vote:
What the fark is wrong with these imbeciles? Why do conservatives think that stupidity and willful ignorance are some kind of badges of honor? Conservitards...
2013-06-04 01:18:00 PM  
1 vote:
At least the IRS isn't singling out ACORN for scrutiny of their tax-exempt status, just because of their name. That would be a SCANDAL!
2013-06-04 01:10:50 PM  
1 vote:
I hear they'll start hearings on making Pan-AM the official airline of the House soon.
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