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2013-06-04 03:20:01 PM  

mama2tnt: PunGent: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Only once in all my flights have I ever seen the pilot leave the cockpit to tell an asspipe "turn the phone off or you're gone" so I can only imagine the shrieking tube of misery this plane must have been to inspire such a forced exodus.

Shrieking tubes of misery would be a great band name.

"shrieking tube of misery" is what I'm calling my ex from now on.


Wait - he's a guy. Does this still work? I was thinking "tube" like half-filled, half-limp balloon....
 
2013-06-04 03:20:06 PM  

tfresh: So these lil bastards were breaking two FARs and then are shocked that they get tossed off the plane?


Shows you how prepared Jewish people are.
 
2013-06-04 03:20:18 PM  
imagine that many people acting like Kyle's cousin Kyle:  constantly complaining about everything, highly sensitive to the dryness of the air, allergic to most meats excluding fish, and penny-pinching in nature. That's alot of BUH-BYE's  but I wouldn't have blamed them.
 
2013-06-04 03:20:23 PM  
I hurd dey wuz stealing the Palistinian's peanuts!

/the ones crowded in the back
 
2013-06-04 03:20:40 PM  
That reminds me, a new Suikoden game made by the original scenario writer would be awesome.
 
2013-06-04 03:20:51 PM  

BunkoSquad: "Next year at Six Flags!"


I am trying to figure out why the hell a group from an overpriced NY private school planned a senior trip to Atlanta.  I mean Six Flags is OK but for the passed few years they seem to be on the deferred maintenance plan, the aquarium nice but not of interest to most people above the age of 12, white water rafting on the same river where they filmed Deliverance, a little weird considering there are much better rafting opportunities in the Northeast. Atlanta is an airport you pass through going to somewhere good.
 
2013-06-04 03:20:58 PM  

thurstonxhowell: Electric_Banana: On the way back from Hawaii a couple weeks ago, we ran into a senior class trip going to London.  They were all normal white folk, though, so they were alllowed to be as noisy and obnoxious as they wanted to,.

[ksj.mit.edu image 400x300]


Could you teach me to be as cool, interesting and as original as you are?
 
2013-06-04 03:21:00 PM  
You played the religion card; your argument is invalid. Also, you're on your SENIOR CLASS TRIP! That means you've graduated high school. You're officially an adult.

/everything they said stinks to high heaven.
 
2013-06-04 03:21:15 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: One hundred one students and eight chaperones = 109


Nobody in this thread seems to care.
 
2013-06-04 03:22:06 PM  
I have never been on a plane with a group of teenagers who were not loud, obnoxious pricks desperate for attention.  This includes when I was with a group of teenagers on a plane.
 
2013-06-04 03:22:07 PM  
Disclaimer:  I don't have kids, nor do I want them.

However, I fail to comprehend why parents now believe that the entire world is essentially their living room, and that their spawn can act any way they damn well please.  Just the other day, was in Target, almost got run over by a kid riding a bike.  The parent was no less than 5 feet behind them, encouraging it.

WTF?

I gotta go, got some clouds to yell at, and I think there are people on my lawn.
 
2013-06-04 03:22:54 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: One hundred one students and eight chaperones = 109


One of them was chosen to stay.
 
2013-06-04 03:23:06 PM  
The gate right after the kids were kicked off.
thatwasabitmental.files.wordpress.com

/Candyman is coming for their asses now.
 
2013-06-04 03:23:46 PM  

Russ1642: The Stealth Hippopotamus: One hundred one students and eight chaperones = 109

Nobody in this thread seems to care.


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2013-06-04 03:24:19 PM  

tripleseven: On a flight recently, I saw the stewardess tell a kid three farking times to shut off his hone for landing.  Each time, he nodded, then continued to ignore her.

Really, it's not hard to be without your phone for 20 minutes.

Oh, yeah, and before the internet electrical engineer brigade gets on here to tell me that "it's no big deal"  well, I suppose, but lets just say something did happen, would you want to be the assfark who just killed 100 people cause you didn't want to listen?


facepalm.naurunappula.com
 
2013-06-04 03:24:48 PM  

Tom_Slick: BunkoSquad: "Next year at Six Flags!"

I am trying to figure out why the hell a group from an overpriced NY private school planned a senior trip to Atlanta.  I mean Six Flags is OK but for the passed few years they seem to be on the deferred maintenance plan, the aquarium nice but not of interest to most people above the age of 12, white water rafting on the same river where they filmed Deliverance, a little weird considering there are much better rafting opportunities in the Northeast. Atlanta is an airport you pass through going to somewhere good.


They got a deal.
 
2013-06-04 03:25:02 PM  

ggecko: So you are telling me there were 101 kids on this plane, most using their cell phones or ipad's, and not one video??


They were supposed to be turned off at that point. A student posting that would just incriminate themselves. So I guess we'll see it in a few days on Facebook maybe?
 
2013-06-04 03:25:10 PM  

Electric_Banana: sunbelly: Flying out of BWI (well, trying to fly out of BWI) Thursday before last there was a group of asshole kids in our gate making so much noise and acting so rowdy that we could barely hear the airline rep ...

The ticket taker at the gate was struggling to make herself heard over the pack of screeching baboons even over the loudspeaker.  Her coworker grabbed the mike and had to yell into it before anyone could hear that it was time to board the plane.


You got to experience them too? I feel for you if you were on that flight.
 
2013-06-04 03:25:20 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: jst3p: If it were possible for a cell phone to bring down a plane they would require that they be checked. Your "what if" is silly.

It's not a certainty, just a precaution. You can use your cellphone while pumping gas for years and nothing bad will happen, then one day you die in a fire.


I find it kind of funny that your example to support a bullshiat position is another bullshiat position:

http://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp
 
2013-06-04 03:26:13 PM  
Any of these folks on the plane?
static.thecia.com.au
 
2013-06-04 03:26:33 PM  

Tom_Slick: BunkoSquad: "Next year at Six Flags!"

I am trying to figure out why the hell a group from an overpriced NY private school planned a senior trip to Atlanta.  I mean Six Flags is OK but for the passed few years they seem to be on the deferred maintenance plan, the aquarium nice but not of interest to most people above the age of 12, white water rafting on the same river where they filmed Deliverance, a little weird considering there are much better rafting opportunities in the Northeast. Atlanta is an airport you pass through going to somewhere good.


It's really too bad.  I wonder how many of them would have been stabbed at Six Flags Over Georgia.
 
2013-06-04 03:26:46 PM  

duffblue: skullkrusher: JesusJuice: Jews crying antisemitism when called out for acting like douchebags?Say it isn't so!

an anti-semitic post biatching about Jews crying about antisemitism. That was some well constructed dickbaggery right there

Not every thing disparaging the jews is anti-semitic, Spike Lee.


that lil article there makes it anti-semitic by definition, Hermann Hess.
 
2013-06-04 03:27:43 PM  

what_now: He said a flight attendant did not give him a chance to turn off his cell phone before asking him to "get off the plane."

He's upset because she didn't specifically tell him to turn his phone off? Shut the fark up.


Worse than that:  She didn't come up to him and give one "last" chance to do what she asked

"You must turn that off right now, or else you will be asked to get off the plane.  And this time I really  really  really  really  really  really  really  really  really really  really  really  really  really  really  mean it.  Swear to God.  right now.  Turn it off.  Seriously.  Now.  Or else."

fark them.  Maybe next time, not so many on one plane - book two.  Easier to control in small numbers
 
2013-06-04 03:28:11 PM  
i actually posted on CNN's forum and it seems they deleted it.  All i said was the following:

I would like to know if any of the passengers who remained on the plane has made any kind of a statement yet?  I'd really like to hear what the other passengers on the plane felt about the incident.  I have a feeling the airline was not in the wrong.

i really wonder why they deleted my comment...
 
2013-06-04 03:28:17 PM  

LessO2: TrollingForColumbine: That's a lot of kosher meals.

Want to know how it's obvious you don't fly often?


Especially Southwest.
 
2013-06-04 03:28:50 PM  
My father is a lawyer!

Mine's an accountant!
 
2013-06-04 03:29:06 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: jst3p: If it were possible for a cell phone to bring down a plane they would require that they be checked. Your "what if" is silly.

It's not a certainty, just a precaution. You can use your cellphone while pumping gas for years and nothing bad will happen, then one day you die in a fire.


That logic tends to lend itself well to a slippery slope fallacy.
 
2013-06-04 03:29:07 PM  
It amazes me how so many people either don't realize or don't give a fark how loud they're being.  I was on a flight out of ATL, and there were a handful of teenage girls traveling with I guess some of their moms.  They were about 6-8 rows behind us.  I was sitting right by one of the engines, and had my earphones in and set to max volume, and I could still hear every word they said, as if they were talking to me directly.  Why do people shout at someone who is right beside them?  Just use a normal farking talking voice.  If they are only 2 feet away from you, your voice doesn't need to travel 30 feet for them to hear you.

We took our son out to a restaurant for the first time when he was just over 2 months old.  We were both nervous about him having an outburst and disturbing people (Don't know why, he's a quiet baby), but we knew we had to bite the bullet sooner or later.  He slept half the time, and spent the rest just calmly looking around.  I realized how foolish I was for worrying about him disturbing someone, when every time I go out to eat, I have to listen to the conversation someone else is having on the other side of the dining room.  From now on, I'm officially not going to give a fark if my baby cries for a minute in a restaurant.  Everyone else is being just as loud, if not worse, and is old enough to know better.
 
2013-06-04 03:29:08 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: "We were more behaved than kids should be," he said.

The experiment has failed.
We must bring corporal punishment back to schools.


Or bring it on the plane. 20 lashes each.
 
2013-06-04 03:29:12 PM  

ggecko: So you are telling me there were 101 kids on this plane, most using their cell phones or ipad's, and not one video??


Why would they do that?  That would show how bad they really were.
 
2013-06-04 03:29:48 PM  

deadspace: i actually posted on CNN's forum and it seems they deleted it.  All i said was the following:

I would like to know if any of the passengers who remained on the plane has made any kind of a statement yet?  I'd really like to hear what the other passengers on the plane felt about the incident.  I have a feeling the airline was not in the wrong.

i really wonder why they deleted my comment...


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-04 03:29:49 PM  
DRTFA-

But I suspect a combination of the following-

Disrespectful brats
Overreaction from airline
No kosher meals
 
2013-06-04 03:30:23 PM  

skullkrusher: duffblue: skullkrusher: JesusJuice: Jews crying antisemitism when called out for acting like douchebags?Say it isn't so!

an anti-semitic post biatching about Jews crying about antisemitism. That was some well constructed dickbaggery right there

Not every thing disparaging the jews is anti-semitic, Spike Lee.

that lil article there makes it anti-semitic by definition, Hermann Hess.


Yeah, it is "zee JEWS!"  Get it right. Sheesh.
 
2013-06-04 03:30:24 PM  

Betep: My father is a lawyer!

Mine's an accountant!


haha, Betep has two dads
 
2013-06-04 03:30:26 PM  

what_now: I was in the airport recently for an overnight flight, and I saw a group of cheerleaders and their moms walk into the gate area. That was an incredibly terrifying few minutes, but they were headed for a different plane.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-04 03:30:52 PM  

Rapmaster2000: It's really too bad. I wonder how many of them would have been stabbed at Six Flags Over Georgia.


Hey now those stabbings happen in the parking lot.

/Six Flags Over Georgia season pass summer daycare program.
 
2013-06-04 03:30:59 PM  

Gunny Highway: skullkrusher: duffblue: skullkrusher: JesusJuice: Jews crying antisemitism when called out for acting like douchebags?Say it isn't so!

an anti-semitic post biatching about Jews crying about antisemitism. That was some well constructed dickbaggery right there

Not every thing disparaging the jews is anti-semitic, Spike Lee.

that lil article there makes it anti-semitic by definition, Hermann Hess.

Yeah, it is "zee JEWS!"  Get it right. Sheesh.


hehe
 
2013-06-04 03:31:02 PM  

litespeed74: DRTFA-

But I suspect a combination of the following-

Disrespectful brats
Overreaction from airline
No kosher meals


Yep.  Everyone involved sucks.
 
2013-06-04 03:31:38 PM  
Religion aside, the mere fact that you have a group of 100-plus kids who can afford to take a plane on a senior trip to go rafting and to Six Flags screams spoiled brats.

AirTran:  Good work.

Kids: Do a farking community service project or maybe help out someone less fortunate than you rather than essentially buying a plane and treating the hired help, who are just trying to do a job for your own good, like crap.
 
2013-06-04 03:31:44 PM  

OHDUDENESS: what_now: I was in the airport recently for an overnight flight, and I saw a group of cheerleaders and their moms walk into the gate area. That was an incredibly terrifying few minutes, but they were headed for a different plane.

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actually, all things considered, that's how you know what_now is NOT gay

/think about it
 
2013-06-04 03:32:12 PM  
i621.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-04 03:33:02 PM  

mama2tnt: mama2tnt: PunGent: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Only once in all my flights have I ever seen the pilot leave the cockpit to tell an asspipe "turn the phone off or you're gone" so I can only imagine the shrieking tube of misery this plane must have been to inspire such a forced exodus.

Shrieking tubes of misery would be a great band name.

"shrieking tube of misery" is what I'm calling my ex from now on.

Wait - he's a guy. Does this still work? I was thinking "tube" like half-filled, half-limp balloon....


Heh, I think it's a pretty good insult for EITHER gender...
 
2013-06-04 03:33:12 PM  

MadMonk: This reminds me of a kid that started college where I work, he walks around telling everyone he's one of God's chosen people and nobody has the right to tell him what to do.  I'm not exaggerating, not even other Jewish people like him.


Being Jewish has vertually nothing to do with the problem here.  Out of 108 anything there's going to be some doofus playing the _____ card.
 
2013-06-04 03:33:20 PM  

BrainyBear: I'm sorry, Corporal Punishment is busy -- we're going to have to bring in



"How old are these kids!? Damnit Venture! I've got a court order!"
 
2013-06-04 03:33:27 PM  
Kids today are uncontrollable monsters. Give me shelter.
 
2013-06-04 03:33:37 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Religion aside, the mere fact that you have a group of 100-plus kids who can afford to take a plane on a senior trip to go rafting and to Six Flags screams spoiled brats.


flying to Atlanta from NY for a rafting and amusement park trip isn't exactly St Tropaz
 
2013-06-04 03:34:04 PM  
Southwest rules. They don't put up with that shiat
 
2013-06-04 03:34:08 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: fark them. Maybe next time, not so many on one plane - book two. Easier to control in small numbers


Honestly I'm surprised that isn't policy to begin with. If that plane goes down you've lost your entire senior class.
 
2013-06-04 03:34:23 PM  

ItHurtsWhenIDoThis: FTA: Another student in the group, Michael Mamiye, said he was one of the first to be kicked off the plane. He said a flight attendant did not give him a chance to turn off his cell phone before asking him to "get off the plane."

It's not the attendants job to threaten you. I'm thinking maybe the first 8 times they asked you to turn it off, and when the captain came back and asked you all, was enough.


I'm going to guess the self-entitled little brat thought he could finish his phone call first.  And anyone who has dealt with a teenager knows that "just a sec" means approximately 34 minutes (give or take a minute).
 
2013-06-04 03:34:36 PM  

OHDUDENESS: what_now: I was in the airport recently for an overnight flight, and I saw a group of cheerleaders and their moms walk into the gate area. That was an incredibly terrifying few minutes, but they were headed for a different plane.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x299]


That would be appropriate if I started talking about how much I WANTED the cheerleaders on my flight, as I am a girl.
 
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