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2013-06-04 03:07:37 PM  
Stewardess: `THAT'S IT! We're flying this plane to Winnipeg!'

Boys & Goils: `AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!'
 
2013-06-04 03:07:41 PM  

Students and chaperones from the Brooklyn-based school said the flight crew overreacted to the teenagers who were looking forward to visiting Six Flags and rafting, among other activities.

THEN THEY SHOULD HAVE SAT THE fark DOWN AND SHUTTED THE fark UP

 
2013-06-04 03:08:05 PM  

LessO2: TrollingForColumbine: That's a lot of kosher meals.

Want to know how it's obvious you don't fly often?


I do
 
2013-06-04 03:08:32 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-04 03:08:42 PM  
Reminds me of the security test from The Hebrew Hammer.
 
2013-06-04 03:08:50 PM  
Meh, no mercy. You delay the takeoff by 5 or 10 minutes I might be more forgiving, but when everyone has to be asked individually to comply with the farking rules, and you've delayed other people's flights by 45 minutes, causing them to miss connections to where they're going, you're just being a bunch of inconsiderate A-holes. Delays like that cost airlines tens of thousands of dollars as other planes end up jamming up in the pattern, waiting at gates, and creating ground traffic logjams. I hope the other people who were inconvenienced sue the school for their trouble.
 
2013-06-04 03:08:52 PM  

LessO2: TrollingForColumbine: That's a lot of kosher meals.

Want to know how it's obvious you don't fly often?


lightenupfrancis.jpg
 
2013-06-04 03:09:01 PM  
So you are telling me there were 101 kids on this plane, most using their cell phones or ipad's, and not one video??
 
2013-06-04 03:09:06 PM  
You'd think the little darlings would be old enough to know that sitting the fark down, putting on seatbelts and turning off all electronic gadgets aren't merely "suggestions".

My sympathy is with the other travelers.
 
2013-06-04 03:09:13 PM  

MadMonk: This reminds me of a kid that started college where I work, he walks around telling everyone he's one of God's chosen people and nobody has the right to tell him what to do.  I'm not exaggerating, not even other Jewish people like him.

Best advice: introduce him to '70 yacht rock music
 
2013-06-04 03:10:06 PM  

tripleseven: On a flight recently, I saw the stewardess tell a kid three farking times to shut off his hone for landing.  Each time, he nodded, then continued to ignore her.

Really, it's not hard to be without your phone for 20 minutes.

Oh, yeah, and before the internet electrical engineer brigade gets on here to tell me that "it's no big deal"  well, I suppose, but lets just say something did happen, would you want to be the assfark who just killed 100 people cause you didn't want to listen?



If it were possible for a cell phone to bring down a plane they would require that they be checked. Your "what if" is silly.
 
2013-06-04 03:10:18 PM  
On the way back from Hawaii a couple weeks ago, we ran into a senior class trip going to London.  They were all normal white folk, though, so they were alllowed to be as noisy and obnoxious as they wanted to,.
 
2013-06-04 03:10:33 PM  
"Next year at Six Flags!"
 
2013-06-04 03:10:48 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: *reading article, thinking how cool it is they aren't playing the anti-semetic card*

FTA: Student Jonathan Zehavi said he felt they were targeted because they are an identifiably Jewish group.

Dammit.


Some people can never accept or admit to others that they were being a douchebag.  It's always the OTHER person and they were doing it because of some imagined reason; they're jealous, they hate that gender of person, they hate <religious group>, they hate people smarter then them, etc etc.
 
2013-06-04 03:11:10 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: I think this is the sequel to that movie.

"Jews on a Plane"


I preferred "Sheikhs on a Plane," though Hollywood panned it and idk why.
 
2013-06-04 03:11:10 PM  

skullkrusher: J. Frank Parnell: *reading article, thinking how cool it is they aren't playing the anti-semetic card*

FTA: Student Jonathan Zehavi said he felt they were targeted because they are an identifiably Jewish group.

Dammit.

technically the anti-religion card. TFA added the Jewish aspect as an identifier it seems but yeah, that was the point where I lost all sympathy


Yeah, that's it. Let's make this a religious thing when it is actually a TURN YOUR farkING CELLPHONE OFF NOW thing.
 
2013-06-04 03:11:23 PM  

ggecko: So you are telling me there were 101 kids on this plane, most using their cell phones or ipad's, and not one video??


Well they aren't going to post any because it would expose them as being dicks.
 
2013-06-04 03:11:52 PM  
Flying out of BWI (well, trying to fly out of BWI) Thursday before last there was a group of asshole kids in our gate making so much noise and acting so rowdy that we could barely hear the airline rep who was trying to rebook our flight (would have missed our connection due to severe weather and didn't want to spend the night in O'Hare). Turns out they were with a large group traveling to Houston and the rest of them, including the chaperones, were all 3 gates away waiting to board. They weren't just rowdy little assholes, they were basically playing tag in front of the counter and screeching like drunken parrots. It took every ounce of patience I had not to strangle them one at a time. I can't imagine actually being on the plane with them.
 
2013-06-04 03:11:55 PM  

what_now: I was in the airport recently for an overnight flight, and I saw a group of cheerleaders and their moms walk into the gate area. That was an incredibly terrifying few minutes, but they were headed for a different plane.


Dear Penthouse;
 
2013-06-04 03:12:10 PM  

jst3p: tripleseven: On a flight recently, I saw the stewardess tell a kid three farking times to shut off his hone for landing.  Each time, he nodded, then continued to ignore her.

Really, it's not hard to be without your phone for 20 minutes.

Oh, yeah, and before the internet electrical engineer brigade gets on here to tell me that "it's no big deal"  well, I suppose, but lets just say something did happen, would you want to be the assfark who just killed 100 people cause you didn't want to listen?


If it were possible for a cell phone to bring down a plane they would require that they be checked. Your "what if" is silly.


Whatever you say, Chaim...

/kidding
 
2013-06-04 03:12:21 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: "We were more behaved than kids should be," he said.

The experiment has failed.
We must bring corporal punishment back to schools.


I'm sorry, Corporal Punishment is busy -- we're going to have to bring in

www.noisetosignal.org
 
2013-06-04 03:12:31 PM  
As someone who flies Southwest and AirTran all the time I can only hope that these little self entitled punks fly another airline from now on.
 
2013-06-04 03:12:32 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Only once in all my flights have I ever seen the pilot leave the cockpit to tell an asspipe "turn the phone off or you're gone" so I can only imagine the shrieking tube of misery this plane must have been to inspire such a forced exodus.


Shrieking tubes of misery would be a great band name.
 
2013-06-04 03:12:58 PM  

Electric_Banana: On the way back from Hawaii a couple weeks ago, we ran into a senior class trip going to London.  They were all normal white folk, though, so they were alllowed to be as noisy and obnoxious as they wanted to,.


ksj.mit.edu
 
2013-06-04 03:13:37 PM  

PunGent: Shrieking tubes of misery would be a great band name.


It's called Nickelback.
 
2013-06-04 03:13:56 PM  

ggecko: So you are telling me there were 101 kids on this plane, most using their cell phones or ipad's, and not one video??


cdn.smosh.com
 
2013-06-04 03:14:06 PM  

PunGent: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Only once in all my flights have I ever seen the pilot leave the cockpit to tell an asspipe "turn the phone off or you're gone" so I can only imagine the shrieking tube of misery this plane must have been to inspire such a forced exodus.

Shrieking tubes of misery would be a great band name.


Or a feminine product...
 
2013-06-04 03:14:09 PM  
Kicking them off the plane was a solution, but I'm not sure it should have been the final solution.
 
2013-06-04 03:14:10 PM  
I bet the stewardess was Jewish too. She just realized with that much concentrated Jewery on one plane, the chance of a spontaneous terrorist incident occurring was rapidly approaching one.
 
2013-06-04 03:14:16 PM  
Jews crying antisemitism when called out for acting like douchebags?Say it isn't so!
 
2013-06-04 03:14:35 PM  
I was thinking "maybe the stewardess overreacted"

then they played the race card, and I'm thinking "these people are just making shiat up"
 
2013-06-04 03:14:48 PM  

jst3p: If it were possible for a cell phone to bring down a plane they would require that they be checked. Your "what if" is silly.


It's not a certainty, just a precaution. You can use your cellphone while pumping gas for years and nothing bad will happen, then one day you die in a fire.
 
2013-06-04 03:15:11 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: "We were more behaved than kids should be," he said.

The experiment has failed.
We must bring corporal punishment back to schools.


I used to be a pain in the ass kid in high school. Got away with a lot up until I pushed the line too far and ended up with the option of 2 days of suspension, or 2 swats. I took the swats.

Got my shiat together pretty quickly after that IIRC.
 
2013-06-04 03:15:29 PM  

JesusJuice: Jews crying antisemitism when called out for acting like douchebags?Say it isn't so!


an anti-semitic post biatching about Jews crying about antisemitism. That was some well constructed dickbaggery right there
 
2013-06-04 03:16:24 PM  
So these lil bastards were breaking two FARs and then are shocked that they get tossed off the plane?
 
2013-06-04 03:16:29 PM  
It would be interesting to see what other passengers thought went down.
 
2013-06-04 03:16:58 PM  

PunGent: what_now: I was in the airport recently for an overnight flight, and I saw a group of cheerleaders and their moms walk into the gate area. That was an incredibly terrifying few minutes, but they were headed for a different plane.

Dear Penthouse;


I remember being in an airport that a group of cheerleaders was flying through.

It was glorious.  Mostly because my eyes were open and my iPod was blasting, so I didn't have to listen to them talk.
 
2013-06-04 03:17:02 PM  

LessO2: PunGent: Shrieking tubes of misery would be a great band name.

It's called Nickelback.


Ha!
 
2013-06-04 03:17:06 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: so I can only imagine the shrieking tube of misery this plane must have been to inspire such a forced exodus.


You shouda seen the last exodus.

Possible reenactment.
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-06-04 03:17:09 PM  

jst3p: tripleseven: On a flight recently, I saw the stewardess tell a kid three farking times to shut off his hone for landing.  Each time, he nodded, then continued to ignore her.

Really, it's not hard to be without your phone for 20 minutes.

Oh, yeah, and before the internet electrical engineer brigade gets on here to tell me that "it's no big deal"  well, I suppose, but lets just say something did happen, would you want to be the assfark who just killed 100 people cause you didn't want to listen?


If it were possible for a cell phone to bring down a plane they would require that they be checked. Your "what if" is silly.


And it's your snowflake like belief that your desires outweigh a federally mandated rule, that was put in place for good reason.  Lets put it this way, people who likely more well versed in electrical engineering than you have deemed it is unsafe, and they have backed it up a regulation.  Until the regulation is removed, please stop believing your ideas trump the safety of others.
 
2013-06-04 03:17:17 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: the shrieking tube of misery


Hey! That's what my wife calls my penis.

Wait .. that's not a good thing..
 
2013-06-04 03:17:19 PM  

sunbelly: Flying out of BWI (well, trying to fly out of BWI) Thursday before last there was a group of asshole kids in our gate making so much noise and acting so rowdy that we could barely hear the airline rep who was trying to rebook our flight (would have missed our connection due to severe weather and didn't want to spend the night in O'Hare). Turns out they were with a large group traveling to Houston and the rest of them, including the chaperones, were all 3 gates away waiting to board. They weren't just rowdy little assholes, they were basically playing tag in front of the counter and screeching like drunken parrots. It took every ounce of patience I had not to strangle them one at a time. I can't imagine actually being on the plane with them.


The ticket taker at the gate was struggling to make herself heard over the pack of screeching baboons even over the loudspeaker.  Her coworker grabbed the mike and had to yell into it before anyone could hear that it was time to board the plane.
 
2013-06-04 03:18:41 PM  
If I was the pilot and the kids were not listening to the crew to take their seats and buckle up:  www.popularmechanics.com
 
2013-06-04 03:18:44 PM  

skullkrusher: JesusJuice: Jews crying antisemitism when called out for acting like douchebags?Say it isn't so!

an anti-semitic post biatching about Jews crying about antisemitism. That was some well constructed dickbaggery right there


Not every thing disparaging the jews is anti-semitic, Spike Lee.
 
2013-06-04 03:18:45 PM  

mrmyxolodian: Kicking them off the plane was a solution, but I'm not sure it should have been the final solution.


damn thats good
 
2013-06-04 03:19:09 PM  

Jument: It would be interesting to see what other passengers thought went down.


I'm gonna guess they were thrilled to be rid of 100 high schoolers, and won't attribute it to jihad.
 
2013-06-04 03:19:12 PM  

PunGent: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Only once in all my flights have I ever seen the pilot leave the cockpit to tell an asspipe "turn the phone off or you're gone" so I can only imagine the shrieking tube of misery this plane must have been to inspire such a forced exodus.

Shrieking tubes of misery would be a great band name.


"shrieking tube of misery" is what I'm calling my ex from now on.
 
2013-06-04 03:19:13 PM  
We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle Series L-1011. Came off the line twenty months ago. Carries a Sim-5 transponder tracking system. And you're telling me I can still flummox this thing with something I bought at Radio Shack?
 
2013-06-04 03:19:37 PM  
"Bye-bye plane! Bye-bye plane! Bye-bye..."
 
2013-06-04 03:19:53 PM  
"We take this matter seriously and have started our own investigation,"


Ooooh.
Double secret probation.
I'm so scared.
 
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