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(Fox News)   Leaked drone mission capabilities: 1) Observe 2) Destroy 3) War Crime 4) Deliver in 30 minutes or less   (foxnews.com) divider line 28
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2013-06-04 01:10:31 PM  
5) Search for Sarah Connor

./oblig
 
2013-06-04 01:27:13 PM  
I've been thinking I need to build a anti-drone drone, now I have a reason.

\PIZZA RAIN!
\\Dominos pizza rain :-(
 
2013-06-04 01:27:19 PM  
The good news is that the food will arrive quickly. The bad news is that it's Dominos.
 
2013-06-04 01:30:50 PM  
The burrito bomber was cooler
 
2013-06-04 01:34:57 PM  
The Deliverator does not approve.

Uncle Enzo probably does.
 
2013-06-04 01:37:07 PM  
If I install a retractable skylight, can the thing hover right into my living-room so I don't have to get off the couch.

Yes, I am fat.
 
2013-06-04 01:49:56 PM  
ROBOCOP PRIME DIRECTIVES:
1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST
2. PROTECT THE INNOCENT
3. AVOID THE NOID
 
2013-06-04 02:01:51 PM  
Thanks, Uncle Enzo!
 
2013-06-04 02:07:24 PM  
They will cease doing this as soon as those drones start getting stolen on a regular basis.

And they will.
 
2013-06-04 02:25:58 PM  
How do you pay a drone ?  Do I have to tip the drone ?
 
2013-06-04 02:26:56 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-04 02:54:47 PM  

Teambaylagoon: How do you pay a drone ?  Do I have to tip the drone ?


In Kongbucks with a credit card. And tipping is optional, but encouraged if the drone is visibly armed.
 
2013-06-04 02:56:37 PM  

Intrope: Teambaylagoon: How do you pay a drone ?  Do I have to tip the drone ?

In Kongbucks with a credit card. And tipping is optional, but encouraged if the drone is visibly armed.


It's powered by bitcoins
 
2013-06-04 03:23:55 PM  
I thought airlines were already dropping blue ice on people.
 
2013-06-04 04:06:04 PM  
his type of drone is primarily used for capturing broadcast quality video with cameras like the Red Epic , Canon C300 or Sony PMW F3.

If you're used to carrying $25k-$40k camera rigs I guess you can carry a pizza or two.

But damn, I'd bet it'd be cheaper to lease Smart cars for your drivers.
 
2013-06-04 07:19:05 PM  
Damn drones... They're taking our jobs.
 
2013-06-04 08:17:03 PM  

Intrope: Teambaylagoon: How do you pay a drone ?  Do I have to tip the drone ?

In Kongbucks with a credit card. And tipping is optional, but encouraged if the drone is visibly armed.


We only take Gippers around these parts.
 
2013-06-04 09:01:31 PM  
SCOTUS judge Scalia said he was looking forward to a test case on whether an RPG/SAM launcher could be considered self-defense.  Blasting one of these things out of the sky might be that case.

"But your honor - Domino's delivery is, per se, an attack on my castle!"
 
2013-06-04 09:14:18 PM  
I had this idea years ago (I wasn't the only one).  Didn't they make this illegal somewhere? Tho, I'm sure Dominoes can afford to change the legislation.
 
2013-06-04 09:58:39 PM  

ArkPanda: ROBOCOP PRIME DIRECTIVES:
1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST
2. PROTECT THE INNOCENT
3. AVOID THE NOID


+1
 
2013-06-04 10:32:27 PM  
IN AD 2013 PIZZA WAS COOKING

*ripping diarrhea sound*

WHAT HAPPEN

SOMEONE SET US UP THE DOMINOS

WE GET SIGNAL!

GOOD EVENING GENTLEMAN HOW ARE YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR INTESTINES AND ANUS HAVE NO CHANCE MAKE YOUR TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-06-05 06:40:57 AM  
Oh FFS. Stop with these stupid drone delivery gimmicks. It is not practical.
 
2013-06-05 06:44:00 AM  

abhorrent1: Oh FFS. Stop with these stupid drone delivery gimmicks. It is not practical.


It's just a marketing gimmick.
 
2013-06-05 07:31:35 AM  

lewismarktwo: abhorrent1: Oh FFS. Stop with these stupid drone delivery gimmicks. It is not practical.

It's just a marketing gimmick.


I know but it's still stupid.
 
2013-06-05 10:27:55 AM  
Dominos do the best non-genuine-Italian mass producedpizza, over here at least, and according to my taste buds. I might just get one or two tonight.

I often see Americans arguing over which style of pizza is best, for some reason, so would a pizza in New York Dominos be noticably different from a Chicago Dominos? Or are they the same across the country?

DamnI'm hungry now.
 
2013-06-05 12:34:43 PM  

MichiganFTL: 5) Search for Sarah Connor

./oblig


Nothing but h8 for people who seriously argue this (we're cool tho MI, I've made more than my fair share of obligatory comments in Fark threads

Tango_down: I've been thinking I need to build a anti-drone drone, now I have a reason.

\PIZZA RAIN!
\\Dominos pizza rain :-(


You know someone's developing an UAV destroyer, or will be once al Qaeda gets it gear together and starts strapping explosives and cameras to RC airplanes.
 
2013-06-05 08:02:31 PM  

Slaxl: Dominos do the best non-genuine-Italian mass producedpizza, over here at least, and according to my taste buds. I might just get one or two tonight.

I often see Americans arguing over which style of pizza is best, for some reason, so would a pizza in New York Dominos be noticably different from a Chicago Dominos? Or are they the same across the country?

DamnI'm hungry now.


Quality varies from location to location even within cities and the like, but it's all based on maximum profit.  The only reason they taste good is all the butter and salt.  Don't get the sausage.

Do they have Papa Murphy's where you live? It's actual pizza!
 
2013-06-05 11:24:19 PM  
Care package incoming.
 
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