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(Straits Times)   Australian police baffled by naked Asian man who disappeared after beating on the door of an elderly couple. Believe he's either in the trunk of a 1965 Mercedes or back with his gang   (straitstimes.com) divider line 18
    More: Strange, Asian Man, Australian police, Asian, Australians  
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2013-06-04 01:00:53 PM
If he has a tire iron, run!
 
2013-06-04 02:01:35 PM
Chow?
 
2013-06-04 02:04:37 PM
Any got the rest of TFA?  I get a login/subscribe box after 3 paragraphs.
 
2013-06-04 02:06:59 PM
So what happened?  I only got as far as "To Read the Full Story"
 
2013-06-04 02:09:11 PM
I knew Dahmer getting killed in prison was a ruse.
 
2013-06-04 02:09:21 PM

FrancoFile: Any got the rest of TFA?  I get a login/subscribe box after 3 paragraphs.


Found it:

"....after he was taken into the house by the couple, the man jumped to his feet, ran to the kitchen and prepared the couple a delicious meal. However, them being elderly could not eat the carrots as they hadn't been boiled. This enraged the couple. The husband battered the Asian man and decided to concoct a tempura story about how he stumbled to the door hammering on it while injured. When probed about how this circular story really began, the couple released their dogs on the reporter."
 
2013-06-04 02:11:21 PM
Time traveling Ninja?
 
2013-06-04 02:11:26 PM
He leads a life of danger. To everyone he meets, he stays a stranger.
 
2013-06-04 02:11:45 PM
 
2013-06-04 02:14:42 PM

Snarfangel: He leads a life of danger. To everyone he meets, he stays a stranger.


Secret ... Asian Man!

(that's how I always heard it, too)
 
2013-06-04 02:14:45 PM
Is he suffering from Changnesia?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 02:32:47 PM
Dong, where is my automobile?
 
2013-06-04 02:33:28 PM
Not at the table Carlos!
 
2013-06-04 02:45:23 PM
John doe jelsey?

//what, did you expect high brow jokes on fark?
 
2013-06-04 02:47:57 PM
Married?
 
2013-06-04 05:55:18 PM
If you let them in your country they will bang your doors

Or, is it daughters.

/got kicked in the head this morning
 
2013-06-05 07:26:41 AM
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SOooooo, DNRTFA!
Do I really care?Nooooooo
 
2013-06-05 03:14:04 PM

poot42: Oops!The requested page is unavailable
SOooooo, DNRTFA!
Do I really care?Nooooooo


Yet, you posted. *rolls eyes*
 
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