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(AL.com)   Alabama state senator's wife demands possibly fake women stop soliciting her husband on Facebook   (blog.al.com) divider line 40
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2013-06-04 10:10:07 AM
Don't blame the (possibly fake Facebook) women, blame your husband for being so preternaturally sexy
 
2013-06-04 10:13:13 AM
What woman could resist an Alabama state senator?
 
2013-06-04 10:14:18 AM
Yeah, that's going to go over well.  Good luck, but methinks you be chasing some server-scripts, m'lady...
 
2013-06-04 10:17:04 AM

dragonfire77: Yeah, that's going to go over well.  Good luck, but methinks you be chasing some server-scripts, m'lady...


It is unfortunate she doesn't understand porn spam.  On the other hand, maybe it's just the senator himself, trying to play up his sexy beast cred.
 
2013-06-04 10:18:23 AM
Possibly fake woman identified.

static.tvguide.com
 
2013-06-04 10:19:12 AM
Actually, if you read the entire post it's comedy gold. The most sanctimonious, arrogant bullcrap I've read in ages. Awesome.
 
2013-06-04 10:20:23 AM

SmackLT: Don't blame the (possibly fake Facebook) women, blame your husband for being so preternaturally sexy


It's really her fault, according to Pat Robertson.

She doesn't play enough NBA backboard to her husband's Blake Griffin.
 
2013-06-04 10:22:45 AM
But beautiful single Russian women are just dying to meet him!
 
2013-06-04 10:22:54 AM
Jealous wife threatens to embarrass people who are trying to bone her husband. This is A) news and B) worthy of criticism.
 
2013-06-04 10:23:50 AM
Wait, his name is Shadrack? Really?

//I know, it's Biblical
//but... really? Shadrack?
 
2013-06-04 10:26:38 AM
She has to "protect" her husband from other women's seduction? Sounds like he has free rein to cheat on her. She must not think much of him.
 
2013-06-04 10:27:45 AM

Arkanaut: Wait, his name is Shadrack? Really?

//I know, it's Biblical
//but... really? Shadrack?


King Shadrack, that is his name. He knows the fly spot where they got the champagne
 
2013-06-04 10:28:29 AM
When trolling the Tea Party Community (the Facebook knock off for Tea 'tards) if you pose as a women in her 20s to early 40s and are reasonably attractive you WILL get hit on by a large number of Tea Party, right wing, religious, "Family men" ( and yes, most are married). And, judging from the Something Awful thread, a large number of those straight laced conservative manly gun toting trun patriots are into Sissy play, being the sub in a BDSM relationship and being, seriously, a human toilet.

I'm not even kidding. I don't have to. It's both hilarious and really scarring at the same time.
 
2013-06-04 10:35:04 AM
You know, it would be farking hilarious if 4chan became obsessed with this (/b/ isn't your personal army).
 
2013-06-04 10:37:02 AM

trotsky: When trolling the Tea Party Community (the Facebook knock off for Tea 'tards) if you pose as a women in her 20s to early 40s and are reasonably attractive you WILL get hit on by a large number of Tea Party, right wing, religious, "Family men" ( and yes, most are married). And, judging from the Something Awful thread, a large number of those straight laced conservative manly gun toting trun patriots are into Sissy play, being the sub in a BDSM relationship and being, seriously, a human toilet.

I'm not even kidding. I don't have to. It's both hilarious and really scarring at the same time.


Hey, the GOP gave Diaper Dave Vitter a standing O after his affair came out.

I thought it was just because they were happy it was a heterosexual affair, but now I know better.
 
2013-06-04 10:37:50 AM
His brothers, Meshach and Abednego were unavailable for comment.
 
2013-06-04 11:05:50 AM
You've been makin' your brags around town that you've been a lovin' with my man
But the man I love when he picks up trash he puts it in a garbage can
And that's what you look like to me and what I see is a pitty
You'd better close your face and stay out of my way
If you don't wanta go to Fist City
If you don't wanna go to Fist City you'd better detour round my town
Cause I'll grab you by the hair of the head and I'll lift you off of the ground
I'm not a sayin' my baby is a saint cause he ain't
And that he won't cat around with a kitty
I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man if you don't wanna go to Fist City

Come on and tell me what you told my friends if you think you're brave enough
And I'll show you what a real woman is since you think you're hot stuff
You'll bite off more than you can chew if you get too cute or witty
You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat a meal that's called Fist City


Loretta Lynn Link

/Go get 'em Heather
 
2013-06-04 11:09:03 AM
Wait... how did they become friends in the first place?  She knows who they are, she's friends with them on FB. This is just an invitation for people to troll her.


/i'm of course assuming that others are like me in that i only friend people I actually know on FB.
 
2013-06-04 11:11:36 AM
Comment 1.  I'm sure this in no way is attempting to distract from the $1M lawsuit that her husband is currently involved in (see links at bottom of the article).

Comment 2.  I'm doubtful that publicly outing fake accounts is going to shame the fake people.

Comment 3.  Lady your husband is a Republican, which means he is far more likely to be secretly into dudes.  I sure you have nothing to fear from fake women, although I would worry if he suddenly decides to go hiking on the Appellation trail.
 
2013-06-04 11:31:37 AM
Now I want to hit on him.
 
2013-06-04 11:34:38 AM

trotsky: When trolling the Tea Party Community (the Facebook knock off for Tea 'tards) if you pose as a women in her 20s to early 40s and are reasonably attractive you WILL get hit on by a large number of Tea Party, right wing, religious, "Family men" ( and yes, most are married). And, judging from the Something Awful thread, a large number of those straight laced conservative manly gun toting trun patriots are into Sissy play, being the sub in a BDSM relationship and being, seriously, a human toilet.

I'm not even kidding. I don't have to. It's both hilarious and really scarring at the same time.


Link?
 
2013-06-04 11:41:34 AM
"NO MORE! Multiple times since being in office he has gotten emails from women (who may not even be real) inviting him to explore"

Single horny women in my area?  I think not.
Hot asian teens waiting to explore with me?  Doubtful.
G3t Bigger H3rb4l Vi4gra?!?!?!?!?!? ok, now I'm going to Facebook.
 
2013-06-04 11:58:55 AM

propasaurus: trotsky: When trolling the Tea Party Community (the Facebook knock off for Tea 'tards) if you pose as a women in her 20s to early 40s and are reasonably attractive you WILL get hit on by a large number of Tea Party, right wing, religious, "Family men" ( and yes, most are married). And, judging from the Something Awful thread, a large number of those straight laced conservative manly gun toting trun patriots are into Sissy play, being the sub in a BDSM relationship and being, seriously, a human toilet.

I'm not even kidding. I don't have to. It's both hilarious and really scarring at the same time.

Link?


http://www.teapartycommunity.com/

Go at your own risk. You'll need a disposable e-mail and a hard heart. These people are nuts and they are really, really paranoid about Trolls.

The Something Awful thread is here

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535600

and you'll have to dig, but it's all there. Actually, the thread is a pretty funny read, chock full of insanity, trolling and some really hilarious stuff.
 
2013-06-04 12:11:59 PM

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: I sure you have nothing to fear from fake women, although I would worry if he suddenly decides to go hiking on the Appellation trail.


Is that the trail you have to go down when you disagree with a jury verdict?
 
2013-06-04 12:14:22 PM

varmitydog: You've been makin' your brags around town that you've been a lovin' with my man
But the man I love when he picks up trash he puts it in a garbage can
And that's what you look like to me and what I see is a pitty
You'd better close your face and stay out of my way
If you don't wanta go to Fist City
If you don't wanna go to Fist City you'd better detour round my town
Cause I'll grab you by the hair of the head and I'll lift you off of the ground
I'm not a sayin' my baby is a saint cause he ain't
And that he won't cat around with a kitty
I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man if you don't wanna go to Fist City

Come on and tell me what you told my friends if you think you're brave enough
And I'll show you what a real woman is since you think you're hot stuff
You'll bite off more than you can chew if you get too cute or witty
You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat a meal that's called Fist City

Loretta Lynn Link

/Go get 'em Heather


Don't forget:  this Loretta gem.


But seriously, it's a public Fb page for fark's sake. I hope every man woman and dog on the interwebs goes and hits on this bible-thumping jackass (just google him).

And Heather dear...you don't start drama on your husband's Fb page when hubby is an elected official. May he be laughed out of the state capitol, next time he opens his fool mouth.
 
2013-06-04 12:18:07 PM
My husband gets these all the time. He's probably got 10 of them in his Other folder on facebook right now. They're profiles of women, mostly fake I think, and they all say pretty much the same thing. "Hi sorry to bother you but I'm such a big fan of the military. Thanks for all you do blah blah blah message me blah blah blah."

This woman is off her rocker.
 
2013-06-04 12:28:37 PM
Shad = a fish

Rack = a construct to hold a specific item

So... Fishholder is one sexy sexy man.
 
2013-06-04 12:34:53 PM

trotsky: propasaurus: trotsky: When trolling the Tea Party Community (the Facebook knock off for Tea 'tards) if you pose as a women in her 20s to early 40s and are reasonably attractive you WILL get hit on by a large number of Tea Party, right wing, religious, "Family men" ( and yes, most are married). And, judging from the Something Awful thread, a large number of those straight laced conservative manly gun toting trun patriots are into Sissy play, being the sub in a BDSM relationship and being, seriously, a human toilet.

I'm not even kidding. I don't have to. It's both hilarious and really scarring at the same time.

Link?

http://www.teapartycommunity.com/

Go at your own risk. You'll need a disposable e-mail and a hard heart. These people are nuts and they are really, really paranoid about Trolls.

The Something Awful thread is here

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535600

and you'll have to dig, but it's all there. Actually, the thread is a pretty funny read, chock full of insanity, trolling and some really hilarious stuff.


Well, there goes my morning. Thanks.
 
2013-06-04 12:37:15 PM
Maybe the fake women thought he is Dave Foley, famous since Kids in the Hall.

media.al.comwww.biography.com
 
2013-06-04 12:44:26 PM
If fictional people using fake accounts threaten your marriage, you have bigger problems than Facebook, sugartits.
 
2013-06-04 01:10:34 PM
This being the internet I'm sure making a public challenge could never backfire on her.
 
2013-06-04 02:08:07 PM
shame the shameless ? sound like a Great Plan </snark>
 
2013-06-04 02:14:42 PM

trotsky: propasaurus: trotsky: When trolling the Tea Party Community (the Facebook knock off for Tea 'tards) if you pose as a women in her 20s to early 40s and are reasonably attractive you WILL get hit on by a large number of Tea Party, right wing, religious, "Family men" ( and yes, most are married). And, judging from the Something Awful thread, a large number of those straight laced conservative manly gun toting trun patriots are into Sissy play, being the sub in a BDSM relationship and being, seriously, a human toilet.

I'm not even kidding. I don't have to. It's both hilarious and really scarring at the same time.

Link?

http://www.teapartycommunity.com/

Go at your own risk. You'll need a disposable e-mail and a hard heart. These people are nuts and they are really, really paranoid about Trolls.

The Something Awful thread is here

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535600

and you'll have to dig, but it's all there. Actually, the thread is a pretty funny read, chock full of insanity, trolling and some really hilarious stuff.


SA costs money to view the forum? Lame.
 
2013-06-04 02:43:14 PM

Nishu: My husband gets these all the time. He's probably got 10 of them in his Other folder on facebook right now. They're profiles of women, mostly fake I think, and they all say pretty much the same thing. "Hi sorry to bother you but I'm such a big fan of the military. Thanks for all you do blah blah blah message me blah blah blah."

This woman is off her rocker.


Now, I'm sad that I don't have come-ons from fake women in my Other folder.
 
2013-06-04 02:52:29 PM
I wasn't familiar with the senator, so I Googled him and found this http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/01/shadrack-mcgill-alabama-teac h er-pay-bible_n_1247765.html. He thinks keeping teacher pay low is a biblical imperative. Fark him.
 
2013-06-04 03:00:57 PM

stevetherobot: Nishu: My husband gets these all the time. He's probably got 10 of them in his Other folder on facebook right now. They're profiles of women, mostly fake I think, and they all say pretty much the same thing. "Hi sorry to bother you but I'm such a big fan of the military. Thanks for all you do blah blah blah message me blah blah blah."

This woman is off her rocker.

Now, I'm sad that I don't have come-ons from fake women in my Other folder.


You and me both, dude. I get occasional messages from boys on the internet who want to tell me I'm pretty, but that's apparently limited to older men with poor eyesight and lonely boys with low standards. Nothing like the sexy fakies that my husband gets.
 
2013-06-04 04:23:15 PM

Nishu: stevetherobot: Nishu: My husband gets these all the time. He's probably got 10 of them in his Other folder on facebook right now. They're profiles of women, mostly fake I think, and they all say pretty much the same thing. "Hi sorry to bother you but I'm such a big fan of the military. Thanks for all you do blah blah blah message me blah blah blah."

This woman is off her rocker.

Now, I'm sad that I don't have come-ons from fake women in my Other folder.

You and me both, dude. I get occasional messages from boys on the internet who want to tell me I'm pretty, but that's apparently limited to older men with poor eyesight and lonely boys with low standards. Nothing like the sexy fakies that my husband gets.


As an older (45) man with poor eyesight (corrected to 20/20 with contact lenses), let me just say that based on your profile picture you are a very pretty woman and your husband is a very lucky man.

/Was that creepy enough?
 
2013-06-04 04:28:44 PM
Her husband's name is SHADRACK?

Here is a picture of what this Shadrack dude might look like:

https://d27fcql9yjk2c0.cloudfront.net/assets/5246854/lightbox/Fish%2 0D rying%20Rack%20I%20HR.jpg?1331735744
 
2013-06-04 05:20:02 PM

stevetherobot: Nishu: stevetherobot: Nishu: My husband gets these all the time. He's probably got 10 of them in his Other folder on facebook right now. They're profiles of women, mostly fake I think, and they all say pretty much the same thing. "Hi sorry to bother you but I'm such a big fan of the military. Thanks for all you do blah blah blah message me blah blah blah."

This woman is off her rocker.

Now, I'm sad that I don't have come-ons from fake women in my Other folder.

You and me both, dude. I get occasional messages from boys on the internet who want to tell me I'm pretty, but that's apparently limited to older men with poor eyesight and lonely boys with low standards. Nothing like the sexy fakies that my husband gets.

As an older (45) man with poor eyesight (corrected to 20/20 with contact lenses), let me just say that based on your profile picture you are a very pretty woman and your husband is a very lucky man.

/Was that creepy enough?


Thanks, but I don't really look like that in real life. That's only my internet face.
 
2013-06-04 09:56:39 PM

trotsky: When trolling the Tea Party Community (the Facebook knock off for Tea 'tards) if you pose as a women in her 20s to early 40s and are reasonably attractive you WILL get hit on by a large number of Tea Party, right wing, religious, "Family men" ( and yes, most are married). And, judging from the Something Awful thread, a large number of those straight laced conservative manly gun toting trun patriots are into Sissy play, being the sub in a BDSM relationship and being, seriously, a human toilet.

I'm not even kidding. I don't have to. It's both hilarious and really scarring at the same time.


I could oblige them with great glee, but I'm not their type.
 
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