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(CBS News)   Jill Kelley sues the FBI for leaking the name of Jill Kelley after Jill Kelley exposed sex scandal that had nothing to do with Jill Kelley. Jill Kelley   (cbsnews.com) divider line 26
    More: Followup, Petraeus, FBI, Paula Broadwell, Robert S. Mueller, John Allen, sex scandals, online harassment, Petraeus sex  
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2013-06-04 08:48:02 AM
oh, Kelley with an E-Y.  Never mind.
 
2013-06-04 08:49:52 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-04 10:32:24 AM
I thought this was about the cancer thing again.
 
2013-06-04 10:38:48 AM

basemetal:


Swear to god, I thought that's who this was about.
 
2013-06-04 10:49:48 AM
She's a member of Tampa's "high society".
 
2013-06-04 10:58:32 AM

Rapmaster2000: She's a member of Tampa's "high society".


Socialite debutard way past her sell-by date.
 
2013-06-04 11:01:10 AM

Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine; When we're together I feel fine. Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean; You make me feel that the whole world is mine. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ... Why? Because you're Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, (pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly of mine! (applause) Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, ... Mine! - See more at: http://www.chacha.com/question/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-song-about- k elly-on-cheers#sthash.W6bEBd0Q.dpuf

Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine;
When we're together I feel fine.
Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean;
You make me feel that the whole world is mine.
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ...
Why? Because you're

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
(pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly of mine!

(applause)
Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,
Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,
... Mine!



Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine; When we're together I feel fine. Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean; You make me feel that the whole world is mine. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ... Why? Because you're Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, (pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly of mine! (applause) Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, ... Mine! - See more at: http://www.chacha.com/question/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-song-about- k elly-on-cheers#sthash.W6bEBd0Q.dpuf
 
2013-06-04 11:15:37 AM
Good god woman!!! You husband just announced he had cancer yesterday.

Allow him some time before you have to make everything about yourself.

/a huge football fan hoping for your husbands speedy recovery.
//just to be safe you should get checked for HPV as Merv Griffin has recently infromed us it might be a factor
 
2013-06-04 11:15:51 AM
Apologies for the formatting fail.

/No sudden movements . . .  No sudden movements . . .
 
2013-06-04 11:29:25 AM
webpages.charter.net
I like Jill Kelly!

/the aforementioned porn star, not the vapid attn. whore in tfa.
 
2013-06-04 11:33:08 AM
This is not completely unexpected.

Wait, don't tell me....she has a book coming out?
 
2013-06-04 12:16:59 PM
That outfit she's wearing has pleats pointing down to her jutting nipples. That's what I got from this story.
 
2013-06-04 12:27:32 PM

Rapmaster2000: She's a member of Tampa's "high society".


That means that she gets to order off-menu at Scores.
 
2013-06-04 12:28:45 PM
Isn't this the woman who expected to make 4 million (possibly tax dollars?) for making an introduction?
 
2013-06-04 12:29:59 PM
i read that as "Jim Kelley"

got nuthin.
 
2013-06-04 12:35:12 PM
I just checked, while no it wasn't tax dollars, she was expecting 80 million for making an introduction.
 
2013-06-04 12:38:25 PM

Rose McGowan Loveslave: i read that as "Jim Kelley"

got nuthin.


Gonna set ME up?  Hunh!
 
2013-06-04 12:40:10 PM
has she done porn yet? no? then IDGAF...
 
2013-06-04 12:46:50 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

As opposed to the regular kind mentioned previously.
 
2013-06-04 01:05:35 PM

homelessdude: This is not completely unexpected.

Wait, don't tell me....she has a book coming out?


Possibly.  Maybe she has bigger plans:


"Today is an unforgettable day because one year ago threatening emails shook my life, and ultimately changed our country's leadership," Kelley said in a statement.

"This ill-fated day one year ago has made me an advocate for privacy rights for every American," she continued.


To my cynical eye, this looks like she's got plans for a bullshiat advocacy organization, exploiting public concern about government surveillance of emails/text/phone calls, domestic drones, and IRS profiling.  While these are legitimate concerns, they would be better handled by existing organizations such as the EFF and ACLU.  Her organization will exist solely to solicit donations and to get her some media exposure in newspapers, on talk radio, on the Sunday morning news shows, etc.  Sadly, her notoriety as a D-list celebrity will likely result in her stealing the limelight from legitimate privacy advocates.
 
2013-06-04 01:07:44 PM
Bob Dole approves of the headline.

/Bob Dole
 
2013-06-04 01:53:27 PM
She should start up Jill Kelley Productions. I'm sure her accountant could figure out some kind of tax write off for all this nonsense...
 
2013-06-04 02:00:25 PM
I see Tyler Perry's PR firm has been branching out
 
2013-06-04 02:04:29 PM
I might've gone with, "J. Kelly is pissed."

/If you're into the whole brevity thing.
 
2013-06-04 03:36:48 PM

HighOnCraic: I might've gone with, "J. Kelly is pissed."

/If you're into the whole brevity thing.


Hey, it was only ninety nine cents!
 
2013-06-04 03:44:17 PM

Rapmaster2000: She's a member of Tampa's "high society".


She's an idiot, hoping to extend her attention whoring by using the legal system.
 
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