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(KATU)   Girl denied entry to prom because her breasts are too large. With "maybe a turtleneck next time?" picture goodness   (katu.com) divider line 52
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2013-06-04 08:52:02 AM
22 votes:
I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out
2013-06-04 09:05:36 AM
10 votes:
i40.tinypic.com
2013-06-04 11:18:03 AM
8 votes:
i42.tinypic.com

Nipples. Lots of nipples.
2013-06-04 06:56:11 AM
8 votes:
Everything on her is too large.
2013-06-04 09:53:37 AM
7 votes:
I tried to do some Shoppin' to clean up the photo.  I'm still a little new at this glam photo touch-up stuff so it might be a little distorted:

imageshack.us
2013-06-04 08:58:10 AM
6 votes:
www.notiziario360.it
2013-06-04 08:55:43 AM
5 votes:
Completely inappropriate dress. It could lead to dancing.
2013-06-04 08:52:40 AM
5 votes:
It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS
2013-06-04 08:54:30 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-04 06:10:18 AM
4 votes:

doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?


Obviously, the itty bitty titty commitee.
2013-06-04 09:43:15 AM
3 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


i44.tinypic.com
2013-06-04 09:16:48 AM
3 votes:
I actually looked a bit like that in my prom dress (it was before I discovered the rec center at college and lost a shiat-ton of weight,) and I was kind of worried I'd have that problem, especially considering the school administrators were...well...the old phrase 'flat as a board, easy to nail' applied. We had had some cases before where the well-endowed girls got the fuzzier end of the lollipop.

So I busted my ass from September to Christmas and lost fifteen pounds (every ounce of it in the gut and upper arms, because kickboxing and Pilates are like that and some things, like tits, are genetic,) and realized, 'well, tits, I don't like you and you don't like me, but we have to make this work.' Considering I made my own dress with my Daddy and Grandma's help, the weight loss wasn't a problem (four seams, no biggie,) but I still looked, well...busty. And that was with my DAD helping to make the dress!

So, to be absolutely sure the administration gestapo wouldn't give me shiat about the dress, I asked Grandma (from whom said rack was inherited,) what she would do. I took her advice and spent exactly $22.95 at Joann Fabrics for some silky blue costume-sheer fabric, shiny beads, and delicate embroidery silk, plus a few fancy needles. (The fabric was on special.) Then I made myself an elegant scarfy shawl-thing, just a plain long rectangle of fabric with hemmed edges and a bit of embellishment for style. It was just the thing to tastefully cover my upper arms and the worst of the decolletage, and since my dress was done with time to spare, I made a special project out of just the shawl, figuring I could work on it at school and kind of 'show them, show them all!' that making one's own prom dress was awesome and not just something poor kids whose folks make theatrical costumes do.

I hand-beaded the ends and a section near the edge it to match the dress during Study Hall, Home Ec and Art Class, and several of the other girls wound up doing the same. We even had a charming gay fellow (the date of a good friend whose boyfriend had dumped her to avoid the cost of prom tickets,) who worked the school mascot in silk petit point on a Walmart tie and still had time for the initials of the guy he liked on a satin handkerchief he carried as a pocket square. Embroidery and bead-embroidery became this incredible fad at school. Our one linebacker managed to make a cross-stitched stadium cushion as a gift for his mom, because it was cool to do so and he needed something to do while his ACL healed up.

We wore the shawls to the door of Prom, posed for a picture with the dear older lady (a pal of Grandma's,) who volunteered at the school and taught us all bead embroidery, walked right past the administrators appropriate-as-you-please and then either used our shawls to mark chairs or tied them around our waists for dancing.

It was like we were Breast Smugglers, sneaking white meat into prom through the cunning use of a fashion idea my Grandma suggested. We felt so pleased with ourselves, and all of our dates, even the gay one, approved of the shawls.

Of course, Grandma also told us just how to conceal a hip flask, a switchblade and an emergency $20 in a formal gown, as well as how to completely incapacitate a date who got fresh using only a tiny clutch purse and a couple of pressure points. Apparently Forties proms and USO dances were way cooler than anything we get today.
2013-06-04 09:02:10 AM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-06-04 08:29:52 AM
3 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-06-04 03:16:16 PM
2 votes:
"A girl like Brittany should not have to go to a dance in a burlap sack because she's large busted," he said. "It's ridiculous."

media.katu.com

www.beautybythebeast.com

I thought we had a match but really Fiona is better looking.
2013-06-04 09:32:55 AM
2 votes:
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NSFW problem solved
2013-06-04 09:23:14 AM
2 votes:

calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?


wadechi.swalrus.org
2013-06-04 09:19:36 AM
2 votes:
This is acceptable
img.escapade.co.uk

This is not
www.chiffon-bridesmaid-dresses.com
Wait, WHAT?
2013-06-04 09:18:12 AM
2 votes:

Andrew Wiggin: her chest is fat like the rest of her. not disproportional.


This.  That's not breast tissue, her gunt has migrated up to her chest.
2013-06-04 08:54:07 AM
2 votes:
I want to get serious for a minute here. Breasts are awesome. The firm breasts of young, nubile women (over 18) are especially great, but I'll certainly make allowances for those of you who are younger and have access to breasts in the 14-17 year range. Those are pretty great too from my recollection.

But we can't just pop those boobs out anywhere. Decorum mandates that they be kept tucked away until the time is right. Sure, they can peek out and create a lovely crease which males, from boys to men, love to ogle and yearn to touch. But the important thing is that the nipples stay out of sight, until it's time to unleash the bosoms and let them hang freely.

Breasts are a natural resource. Sometimes firm and perky. Other times doughy and pliable. But in the end, they are what they are. Sacks of fat. Lovely, succulent sacks of fat. With a nipple.

Don't take these things for granted. Save the breasts.

For all of our sakes.
2013-06-04 08:52:27 AM
2 votes:
should have been turned away for pigface and bad hair.
2013-06-04 08:14:57 AM
2 votes:
Those are not large breasts.  You are fat.  There is a difference.  Learn your place.
2013-06-04 07:54:01 AM
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Everything on her is too large.


Not the dress, the dress is too small. Look how the waistband is lost in her belly.
2013-06-04 04:46:16 PM
1 votes:

thenumber5: megarian: LiberalEastCoastElitist: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.

Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.

I mostly agree but you can't do that to all dresses. I found that out and was bummed (it was for a ceremony). It was an awesome dress. Or I could have not been a picky biatch to begin with and bought one of the thousands of other dresses that you can take in that much.

She definitely could have found an appropriate dress/something that fit her better. Even though I don't think the one she got was inappropriate.

i live in the south, i know for a fact they make plus size prom dresses to fit the bigger girls

but this girl just picked the wrong dress on all accounts. the top doesn't give approbate coverage and the waist is so deeply cut in to her torso i dont know how she can breath while wearing it

but really my original point is this whole long search for the dress is a bunch of BS, being this is a very common dress


I totally agree.

They make cute plus-sized dresses. Girly should have swallowed her pride and found one. I live 20 min. from Canada. Dresses don't magically appear when I go across the border to drink at the strip clubs go shopping.
2013-06-04 03:59:22 PM
1 votes:

ciberido: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.


My poor "willy-nilly" still hasn't recovered from the attack!

/Rampaging Boobs would be a decent band name...
2013-06-04 01:57:08 PM
1 votes:
The hog in an afghan was denied because she didn't follow the rules, not because her tits were too large. Yes, I'm being vulgar because KOMO, clearly, wants to manufacture controversy out of this one.

The school told her the reason she couldn't wave her cleavage around, provided a reasonable alternative, and let her attend. She left, voluntarily, after a short time, because she was forced to wear a shawl to hide her exposed cleavage, thanks to her silly-ass undercut strapless dress.

Her parents are whining, because the entire family has "you're not the boss of me" syndrome.
2013-06-04 12:00:12 PM
1 votes:
img812.imageshack.us
There is a sweeter in the picture.
2013-06-04 11:45:24 AM
1 votes:
Well technically she is in the sweater...

img839.imageshack.us
2013-06-04 11:11:28 AM
1 votes:

flucto: It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS


I'm surprised anyone even noticed, honestly.
2013-06-04 11:03:34 AM
1 votes:

Random Discord: offacue: I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.

I read that as Baklava and thought she's already had too much desert.


She has sand in her vagina?
2013-06-04 11:01:29 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-04 10:51:49 AM
1 votes:

doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?


I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.
2013-06-04 10:51:43 AM
1 votes:

offacue: I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.


I read that as Baklava and thought she's already had too much desert.
2013-06-04 10:48:50 AM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ajt167: Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.

You're White Knighting a picture of a girl that another guy posted on the internet. Do you just need the practice or are you trying to get the picture to sleep with you. Please tell me that you're not trying to get me to sleep with you, 'cause I don't swing that way.

And now for another sweater picture!

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She's smuggling M&Ms!
2013-06-04 10:10:39 AM
1 votes:
Her future wedding gown:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-04 09:48:28 AM
1 votes:

neversubmit: Her name is Brittany Minder.


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Her name is Brittany Minder.
Her name is Brittany Minder!
HER NAME IS BRITTANY MINDER!
2013-06-04 09:42:39 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

does this top make my boobs look big?
2013-06-04 09:27:55 AM
1 votes:

Andrew Wiggin: megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?

I'm probably batshiat insane.

ftfy


Thanks for fixing that. :)
2013-06-04 09:25:25 AM
1 votes:

thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"


The only Lane Bryant that carried a prom dress that size was in Canada.
2013-06-04 09:21:25 AM
1 votes:

calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?


I'm probably batshiat insane.
2013-06-04 09:15:04 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: megarian: It's hard to find a dress that covers breasticles like that.

Bow Blouse


Heh heh that makes me think of The Puffy Shirt. She could have worn a puffy pirate dress.
2013-06-04 09:06:54 AM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i40.tinypic.com image 660x489]


Dude,
That's *SO* wrong.....LMFAO...but *wrong*....

/golf clap.
2013-06-04 09:06:21 AM
1 votes:

MutantMotherMouse: Prom dress code is no visible cleavage and she goes for this dress? I'm sorry, but no one should be subjected to your mammary and re-appropriated side/belly fat. Why do fat girls think their mammary fat is attractive?


Q: how do you make 10 lbs of fat irresistible?  A: put a nipple on it.
2013-06-04 09:05:45 AM
1 votes:
It's hard to find a dress that covers breasticles like that. Especially when your chest is disproportionately large. And few people have the money to get a dress THAT tailored to her chest, so you have to go with standard sizes. Sucks, but I think the dress is fine.

A girl from my high school had a prom dress that had the neckline plunge to past her belly-button and was clasped by little gold chains. She has to use special boob-tape to keep the tiny bits of fabric over her nipples. God bless her. It was a magnificent sight to behold.
2013-06-04 09:05:02 AM
1 votes:
What about the back boobs?
2013-06-04 08:59:15 AM
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


Came to this, leaving satisfied.
2013-06-04 08:56:33 AM
1 votes:
eh i've seen worse

www.oddballdaily.com
2013-06-04 08:56:24 AM
1 votes:

flucto: It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS


img.photobucket.com
2013-06-04 08:55:16 AM
1 votes:
Her name is Brittany Minder.
2013-06-04 08:54:18 AM
1 votes:
She ordered the dress from Canada?

/girl is a Bremelo
2013-06-04 08:52:28 AM
1 votes:
Man, what I'd give to have her riding cowgirl style with those things flopping all over... I'll be in my bunk
2013-06-04 08:51:51 AM
1 votes:
th09.deviantart.net
 
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