doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?
IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out
calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, tooHow are you still single?
Andrew Wiggin: her chest is fat like the rest of her. not disproportional.
Popcorn Johnny: Everything on her is too large.
thenumber5: megarian: LiberalEastCoastElitist: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any malland she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.I mostly agree but you can't do that to all dresses. I found that out and was bummed (it was for a ceremony). It was an awesome dress. Or I could have not been a picky biatch to begin with and bought one of the thousands of other dresses that you can take in that much.She definitely could have found an appropriate dress/something that fit her better. Even though I don't think the one she got was inappropriate.i live in the south, i know for a fact they make plus size prom dresses to fit the bigger girlsbut this girl just picked the wrong dress on all accounts. the top doesn't give approbate coverage and the waist is so deeply cut in to her torso i dont know how she can breath while wearing itbut really my original point is this whole long search for the dress is a bunch of BS, being this is a very common dress
ciberido: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?I know exactly what you mean. I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly. Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs. It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.
flucto: It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS
Random Discord: offacue: I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.I read that as Baklava and thought she's already had too much desert.
offacue: I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: ajt167: Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.You're White Knighting a picture of a girl that another guy posted on the internet. Do you just need the practice or are you trying to get the picture to sleep with you. Please tell me that you're not trying to get me to sleep with you, 'cause I don't swing that way.And now for another sweater picture![img543.imageshack.us image 467x700]
neversubmit: Her name is Brittany Minder.
Andrew Wiggin: megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, tooHow are you still single?I'm probably batshiat insane.ftfy
thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"
vudukungfu: megarian: It's hard to find a dress that covers breasticles like that.Bow Blouse
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i40.tinypic.com image 660x489]
MutantMotherMouse: Prom dress code is no visible cleavage and she goes for this dress? I'm sorry, but no one should be subjected to your mammary and re-appropriated side/belly fat. Why do fat girls think their mammary fat is attractive?
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