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2013-06-04 04:00:23 AM  
That dress is fine for clubbing, but it does show a bit too much cleavage IMHO for a school related dance.
 
2013-06-04 04:26:39 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: That dress is fine for clubbing, but it does show a bit too much cleavage IMHO for a school related dance.


I would like to see the dresses that other girls were wearing for comparison. I have seen a lot worse than that when it comes to prom dresses.
 
2013-06-04 04:46:48 AM  
Stop looking my boobs!  You know, the ones I'm shoving right into your big fat face!
 
2013-06-04 05:09:45 AM  
I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?
 
2013-06-04 06:10:18 AM  

doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?


Obviously, the itty bitty titty commitee.
 
2013-06-04 06:56:11 AM  
Everything on her is too large.
 
2013-06-04 07:10:44 AM  
According to the school's dress code, strapless dresses are allowed as long as cleavage, midriff and lower back are covered.

Well, it's in the dress code but does anyone actually crack that book open and look for the definition? Sounds more like it's being applied in retrospect.

Personally I don't like the dress on her, it emphasizes her over-sizedness, but it doesn't seem like there's too much boobage.
 
2013-06-04 07:16:01 AM  
I don't see a problem, but then I'm not fifteen and perpetually horny anymore.
 
2013-06-04 07:54:01 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Everything on her is too large.


Not the dress, the dress is too small. Look how the waistband is lost in her belly.
 
2013-06-04 08:14:57 AM  
Those are not large breasts.  You are fat.  There is a difference.  Learn your place.
 
2013-06-04 08:20:51 AM  
When asked for her comments she said "MOOO"
 
2013-06-04 08:29:52 AM  

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

 
2013-06-04 08:51:47 AM  
Butterface butterbody.

/sharp knees
 
2013-06-04 08:51:51 AM  
th09.deviantart.net
 
2013-06-04 08:52:02 AM  
I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out
 
2013-06-04 08:52:24 AM  
basemetal:

This exactly.
 
2013-06-04 08:52:27 AM  
should have been turned away for pigface and bad hair.
 
2013-06-04 08:52:28 AM  
Man, what I'd give to have her riding cowgirl style with those things flopping all over... I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-06-04 08:52:33 AM  
I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.
 
2013-06-04 08:52:40 AM  
It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS
 
2013-06-04 08:53:32 AM  

serial_crusher: Those are not large breasts.  You are fat.  There is a difference.  Learn your place.


jehovahs witness protection: When asked for her comments she said "MOOO"


basemetal: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 256x197]


Has anyone commented that she's fat.  Because that's the best reason to deny her entry.  Tell her to come back after she's done a year of push-aways.
 
2013-06-04 08:54:07 AM  
I want to get serious for a minute here. Breasts are awesome. The firm breasts of young, nubile women (over 18) are especially great, but I'll certainly make allowances for those of you who are younger and have access to breasts in the 14-17 year range. Those are pretty great too from my recollection.

But we can't just pop those boobs out anywhere. Decorum mandates that they be kept tucked away until the time is right. Sure, they can peek out and create a lovely crease which males, from boys to men, love to ogle and yearn to touch. But the important thing is that the nipples stay out of sight, until it's time to unleash the bosoms and let them hang freely.

Breasts are a natural resource. Sometimes firm and perky. Other times doughy and pliable. But in the end, they are what they are. Sacks of fat. Lovely, succulent sacks of fat. With a nipple.

Don't take these things for granted. Save the breasts.

For all of our sakes.
 
2013-06-04 08:54:08 AM  
I saw way trashier prom dresses when I worked retail.  That wasn't bad at all, is only cleavagetastic because of her *ahem* endowments.

Yes she could have chosen something more demure, but why should she have to just to make some school administrators feel less pervy?
 
2013-06-04 08:54:18 AM  
She ordered the dress from Canada?

/girl is a Bremelo
 
2013-06-04 08:54:21 AM  
Is she, perchance, of legal age? I could console her appropriately in that case.
 
2013-06-04 08:54:30 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 08:54:35 AM  
I thought it looked rather modest.
I'd let my daughter wear it to prom
 
2013-06-04 08:55:15 AM  
Just protecting the buffet.
 
2013-06-04 08:55:16 AM  
Her name is Brittany Minder.
 
2013-06-04 08:55:43 AM  
Completely inappropriate dress. It could lead to dancing.
 
2013-06-04 08:56:13 AM  
Skinny girls with large breasts = big tits.
Fat girls with large breasts = fat tits.
 
2013-06-04 08:56:24 AM  

flucto: It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-04 08:56:33 AM  
eh i've seen worse

www.oddballdaily.com
 
2013-06-04 08:56:49 AM  

vudukungfu: I thought it looked rather modest.
I'd let my daughter wear it to prom


How's the funbag situation?
 
2013-06-04 08:57:59 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


Oooo!

Aaaa!

Ooohhh!

Poppin' fresh dough!
 
2013-06-04 08:58:10 AM  
www.notiziario360.it
 
2013-06-04 08:58:29 AM  
images.t-nation.com
= fat boobs

img4.joyreactor.com
= big (but fake) boobs
 
2013-06-04 08:58:35 AM  
If she wasn't s big girl, she'd have no tatas
 
2013-06-04 08:58:40 AM  
I don't think the dancing 6 inches apart rule is going to be a problem. I got no problems with the dress, but then again, I'm not a completly farktarded power mad pathetic excuse for a human being.
 
2013-06-04 08:58:46 AM  
cdn.vanillaforums.com
 
2013-06-04 08:59:15 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


Came to this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-04 08:59:15 AM  
I'm just a bit surprised that they're not going all out and asking for money and crap. All they want is the school to apologize.

It's still a bit of a ridiculous situation sure, but at least they're being reasonable about that much.
 
2013-06-04 09:00:02 AM  
The school makes the rules, not you, fattard.  If you can't read and comprehend a rule that says no cleavage at your high school prom, maybe you're too dumb to get a high school diploma to start with.
 
2013-06-04 09:00:24 AM  
Prom dress code is no visible cleavage and she goes for this dress? I'm sorry, but no one should be subjected to your mammary and re-appropriated side/belly fat. Why do fat girls think their mammary fat is attractive?
 
2013-06-04 09:00:47 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


I was thinking more like one of those self-inflating life rafts... but your 'biscuit dough' version seems somehow more appropriate in this instance.
 
2013-06-04 09:01:27 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I want to get serious for a minute here. Breasts are awesome. The firm breasts of young, nubile women (over 18) are especially great, but I'll certainly make allowances for those of you who are younger and have access to breasts in the 14-17 year range. Those are pretty great too from my recollection.

But we can't just pop those boobs out anywhere. Decorum mandates that they be kept tucked away until the time is right. Sure, they can peek out and create a lovely crease which males, from boys to men, love to ogle and yearn to touch. But the important thing is that the nipples stay out of sight, until it's time to unleash the bosoms and let them hang freely.

Breasts are a natural resource. Sometimes firm and perky. Other times doughy and pliable. But in the end, they are what they are. Sacks of fat. Lovely, succulent sacks of fat. With a nipple.

Don't take these things for granted. Save the breasts.

For all of our sakes.


Stephen Colbert?

/oh well. read it in that voice
 
2013-06-04 09:01:59 AM  

timswar: I saw way trashier prom dresses when I worked retail.  That wasn't bad at all, is only cleavagetastic because of her *ahem* endowments.

Yes she could have chosen something more demure, but why should she have to just to make some school administrators feel less pervy?


Because she isn't a special and unique snowflake who can ignore the rules because she is a special and unique snowflake.

The rules state cover up. If the rules stated that she had to wear a silly hat to go to the prom, then there better be a pretty farkin' ridiculous hat on her head if she wanted to be admitted. This isn't about, "Oh, my God, look at them making a big deal over breasts." It's about how one girl and her parents think that the rules don't apply to them.
 
2013-06-04 09:02:10 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-04 09:03:56 AM  
The school has nothing to apologize for. The girl and her family called the press.
 
2013-06-04 09:04:08 AM  
If guys are told to wear a tux and dress black tie appropriate girl's should follow the same rules.
 
2013-06-04 09:04:15 AM  

Barfmaker: According to the school's dress code, strapless dresses are allowed as long as cleavage, midriff and lower back are covered.

Well, it's in the dress code but does anyone actually crack that book open and look for the definition? Sounds more like it's being applied in retrospect.


"as long as cleavage [...is] covered." seems pretty clear to me, Barfmaker.  Obviously, yes, comparisons with what they allowed otherwise would be helpful; if just about every other dress has bared cleavage (top of the breasts), then this would be pretty discriminatory.  If at most other dresses showed an inch or two at the tops of other girls' breasts, it's not unreasonable to keep her out.
 
2013-06-04 09:04:38 AM  

Sofa King Smart: I was thinking more like one of those self-inflating life rafts... but your 'biscuit dough' version seems somehow more appropriate in this instance.


No no this is appropriate as well, kinda of like the raft in Temple of Doom

/no time for love Doctor Jones
//I'd still ride it
 
2013-06-04 09:05:02 AM  
What about the back boobs?
 
2013-06-04 09:05:36 AM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-04 09:05:38 AM  

Todd300: IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out

Came to this, leaving satisfied.


not sure if intentional....
 
2013-06-04 09:05:45 AM  
It's hard to find a dress that covers breasticles like that. Especially when your chest is disproportionately large. And few people have the money to get a dress THAT tailored to her chest, so you have to go with standard sizes. Sucks, but I think the dress is fine.

A girl from my high school had a prom dress that had the neckline plunge to past her belly-button and was clasped by little gold chains. She has to use special boob-tape to keep the tiny bits of fabric over her nipples. God bless her. It was a magnificent sight to behold.
 
2013-06-04 09:06:21 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: Prom dress code is no visible cleavage and she goes for this dress? I'm sorry, but no one should be subjected to your mammary and re-appropriated side/belly fat. Why do fat girls think their mammary fat is attractive?


Q: how do you make 10 lbs of fat irresistible?  A: put a nipple on it.
 
2013-06-04 09:06:54 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i40.tinypic.com image 660x489]


Dude,
That's *SO* wrong.....LMFAO...but *wrong*....

/golf clap.
 
2013-06-04 09:07:09 AM  
Your tits are hanging out, fatty.  What did you expect?
 
2013-06-04 09:08:46 AM  
Giving the school the benefit of the doubt that the guidelines for gowns were provided and made clear in advance, this girl has clearly chosen a dress that shows cleavage.  And from the style, it appears that it would show that cleavage for any woman wearing it that in fact had breasts as there is nothing there to cover the top of the chest.  Furthermore, from the article, she wasn't denied entry to the prom entirely, she was required to wear a shawl and then allowed to participate normally.  She chose to leave.  It's time she gets over her righteous indignation and recognizes that she is at fault here.
 
2013-06-04 09:09:35 AM  
You have to know this community to understand. I do know that there is a big charity (in Silverdale) that gives free prom dresses to those who couldn't afford it..maybe this was the case and the selection was limited..who knows.
 
2013-06-04 09:10:47 AM  
i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)
 
2013-06-04 09:11:34 AM  

megarian: It's hard to find a dress that covers breasticles like that.


Bow Blouse
 
2013-06-04 09:12:28 AM  

megarian: Especially when your chest is disproportionately large


her chest is fat like the rest of her. not disproportional.

/would have hit it
 
2013-06-04 09:12:31 AM  
I don't have enough EIP for that kind of BIE.

/if Farkettes know what I mean
//and I hope they do
 
2013-06-04 09:12:42 AM  
My cousins wore sluttier stuff than that to their Homecoming Dance let alone their prom.. Does she live in a Mormon community or something?
 
2013-06-04 09:13:01 AM  

thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)


It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.
 
2013-06-04 09:13:59 AM  
I don't see a problem, but if that's the rule, don't break it then complain when you get punished. I like the part where she said there was nothing she could do about it - perhaps she could have bought a different dress or just worn a little scarf or jacket thingy like my wife wears when she's wearing a cleavagey dress and cleavage isn't appropriate?
 
2013-06-04 09:15:04 AM  

vudukungfu: megarian: It's hard to find a dress that covers breasticles like that.

Bow Blouse


Heh heh that makes me think of The Puffy Shirt. She could have worn a puffy pirate dress.
 
2013-06-04 09:16:21 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: megarian: Especially when your chest is disproportionately large

her chest is fat like the rest of her. not disproportional.

/would have hit it


Yeah, you're right. But it is really hard to tell with bigger girls. Who knows. I just know prom dress shopping can be a nightmare.

/would probably hit it, too
 
2013-06-04 09:16:48 AM  
I actually looked a bit like that in my prom dress (it was before I discovered the rec center at college and lost a shiat-ton of weight,) and I was kind of worried I'd have that problem, especially considering the school administrators were...well...the old phrase 'flat as a board, easy to nail' applied. We had had some cases before where the well-endowed girls got the fuzzier end of the lollipop.

So I busted my ass from September to Christmas and lost fifteen pounds (every ounce of it in the gut and upper arms, because kickboxing and Pilates are like that and some things, like tits, are genetic,) and realized, 'well, tits, I don't like you and you don't like me, but we have to make this work.' Considering I made my own dress with my Daddy and Grandma's help, the weight loss wasn't a problem (four seams, no biggie,) but I still looked, well...busty. And that was with my DAD helping to make the dress!

So, to be absolutely sure the administration gestapo wouldn't give me shiat about the dress, I asked Grandma (from whom said rack was inherited,) what she would do. I took her advice and spent exactly $22.95 at Joann Fabrics for some silky blue costume-sheer fabric, shiny beads, and delicate embroidery silk, plus a few fancy needles. (The fabric was on special.) Then I made myself an elegant scarfy shawl-thing, just a plain long rectangle of fabric with hemmed edges and a bit of embellishment for style. It was just the thing to tastefully cover my upper arms and the worst of the decolletage, and since my dress was done with time to spare, I made a special project out of just the shawl, figuring I could work on it at school and kind of 'show them, show them all!' that making one's own prom dress was awesome and not just something poor kids whose folks make theatrical costumes do.

I hand-beaded the ends and a section near the edge it to match the dress during Study Hall, Home Ec and Art Class, and several of the other girls wound up doing the same. We even had a charming gay fellow (the date of a good friend whose boyfriend had dumped her to avoid the cost of prom tickets,) who worked the school mascot in silk petit point on a Walmart tie and still had time for the initials of the guy he liked on a satin handkerchief he carried as a pocket square. Embroidery and bead-embroidery became this incredible fad at school. Our one linebacker managed to make a cross-stitched stadium cushion as a gift for his mom, because it was cool to do so and he needed something to do while his ACL healed up.

We wore the shawls to the door of Prom, posed for a picture with the dear older lady (a pal of Grandma's,) who volunteered at the school and taught us all bead embroidery, walked right past the administrators appropriate-as-you-please and then either used our shawls to mark chairs or tied them around our waists for dancing.

It was like we were Breast Smugglers, sneaking white meat into prom through the cunning use of a fashion idea my Grandma suggested. We felt so pleased with ourselves, and all of our dates, even the gay one, approved of the shawls.

Of course, Grandma also told us just how to conceal a hip flask, a switchblade and an emergency $20 in a formal gown, as well as how to completely incapacitate a date who got fresh using only a tiny clutch purse and a couple of pressure points. Apparently Forties proms and USO dances were way cooler than anything we get today.
 
2013-06-04 09:18:12 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: her chest is fat like the rest of her. not disproportional.


This.  That's not breast tissue, her gunt has migrated up to her chest.
 
2013-06-04 09:19:07 AM  
Ever notice that "BBW" always act like they are proud of their large breasts? Like, their large breasts are sexually alluring... I've never understood that...Yes, their breasts are large, but their nipples shouldn't be able to fornicate with their bellybuttons.
 
2013-06-04 09:19:36 AM  
This is acceptable
img.escapade.co.uk

This is not
www.chiffon-bridesmaid-dresses.com
Wait, WHAT?
 
2013-06-04 09:19:58 AM  
megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?
 
2013-06-04 09:20:04 AM  
Just because some of the layers of fat that envelop your body happen to land in your tits, it doesn't mean you are suddenly a goddess.

You just have better distributed fat than other chicks.
 
2013-06-04 09:21:05 AM  
Has anyone called her fat yet?
 
2013-06-04 09:21:25 AM  

calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?


I'm probably batshiat insane.
 
2013-06-04 09:23:14 AM  

calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?


wadechi.swalrus.org
 
2013-06-04 09:25:25 AM  

thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"


The only Lane Bryant that carried a prom dress that size was in Canada.
 
2013-06-04 09:25:45 AM  

megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?

I'm probably batshiat insane.


ftfy
 
2013-06-04 09:26:07 AM  

megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.


True. But apparently, despite what she said, she didn't really look since her dress is the third dress on google image search for "plus size prom dresses." And seeing how the dress really looks like, I say she got her dress two sizes too small.

/Went to Canada, my foot.
 
2013-06-04 09:27:05 AM  

SpiderQueenDemon: Of course, Grandma also told us just how to conceal a hip flask, a switchblade and an emergency $20 in a formal gown, as well as how to completely incapacitate a date who got fresh using only a tiny clutch purse and a couple of pressure points. Apparently Forties proms and USO dances were way cooler than anything we get today.


Your Grandma sounds like a really cool lady.
 
2013-06-04 09:27:55 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?

I'm probably batshiat insane.

ftfy


Thanks for fixing that. :)
 
2013-06-04 09:28:00 AM  

pxlboy: Has anyone called her fat yet?




It's more of a case of pointing it out. Calling her fat would imply it was a matter of opinion (some nicely built women get called fat when they really are not), but in this case it's a matter of objective fact.
 
gja
2013-06-04 09:28:10 AM  

ChipNASA: [25.media.tumblr.com image 420x573]


LOL, you magnificent bastard.
/a new keyboard
//you owe me one
 
2013-06-04 09:29:16 AM  

mekki: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.

True. But apparently, despite what she said, she didn't really look since her dress is the third dress on google image search for "plus size prom dresses." And seeing how the dress really looks like, I say she got her dress two sizes too small.

/Went to Canada, my foot.


HA! Awesome. Hope you're not on some list for doing a GIS for prom dresses, though.
 
2013-06-04 09:29:20 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

Obviously, the itty bitty titty commitee.


This is a good explanation.  "Wah! The boys aren't looking at us because Hootie McBoob is showing too much cleavage.  Make her go away!"
 
2013-06-04 09:30:53 AM  

megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?

I'm probably batshiat insane.


Still, though, you do have your charms.
 
2013-06-04 09:31:42 AM  
AbbeySomeone- Lol, haven't heard "Bremalo" in decades. lol, thanks for the laugh.  I can say this cuz I'm a Gorst.  hahaha,
I didn't know Subby was keeping an eye on the Kitsap Pennisula.  lol- Has it warmed up yet?
 
2013-06-04 09:32:41 AM  

calm like a bomb: megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?

I'm probably batshiat insane.

Still, though, you do have your charms.


Beer helps.
 
2013-06-04 09:32:53 AM  
Disallowing cleavage.......

I guess some people are like me, they see the top of cleavage and they think it resembles the top of the vulva.  A little bit.  Maybe a lot.

.......I like cleavage.  I like the way the top part of the vulva looks like cleavage.
 
2013-06-04 09:32:55 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
NSFW problem solved
 
2013-06-04 09:33:46 AM  

basemetal: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 256x197]


Can't believe it took that long.
 
2013-06-04 09:39:52 AM  

SpiderQueenDemon: I actually looked a bit like that in my prom dress (it was before I discovered the rec center at college and lost a shiat-ton of weight,) and I was kind of worried I'd have that problem, especially considering the school administrators were...well...the old phrase 'flat as a board, easy to nail' applied. We had had some cases before where the well-endowed girls got the fuzzier end of the lollipop.

So I busted my ass from September to Christmas and lost fifteen pounds (every ounce of it in the gut and upper arms, because kickboxing and Pilates are like that and some things, like tits, are genetic,) and realized, 'well, tits, I don't like you and you don't like me, but we have to make this work.' Considering I made my own dress with my Daddy and Grandma's help, the weight loss wasn't a problem (four seams, no biggie,) but I still looked, well...busty. And that was with my DAD helping to make the dress!

So, to be absolutely sure the administration gestapo wouldn't give me shiat about the dress, I asked Grandma (from whom said rack was inherited,) what she would do. I took her advice and spent exactly $22.95 at Joann Fabrics for some silky blue costume-sheer fabric, shiny beads, and delicate embroidery silk, plus a few fancy needles. (The fabric was on special.) Then I made myself an elegant scarfy shawl-thing, just a plain long rectangle of fabric with hemmed edges and a bit of embellishment for style. It was just the thing to tastefully cover my upper arms and the worst of the decolletage, and since my dress was done with time to spare, I made a special project out of just the shawl, figuring I could work on it at school and kind of 'show them, show them all!' that making one's own prom dress was awesome and not just something poor kids whose folks make theatrical costumes do.

I hand-beaded the ends and a section near the edge it to match the dress during Study Hall, Home Ec and Art Class, and several of the other girls wound up doing the same. We even had a charming gay fellow (the date of a good friend whose boyfriend had dumped her to avoid the cost of prom tickets,) who worked the school mascot in silk petit point on a Walmart tie and still had time for the initials of the guy he liked on a satin handkerchief he carried as a pocket square. Embroidery and bead-embroidery became this incredible fad at school. Our one linebacker managed to make a cross-stitched stadium cushion as a gift for his mom, because it was cool to do so and he needed something to do while his ACL healed up.

We wore the shawls to the door of Prom, posed for a picture with the dear older lady (a pal of Grandma's,) who volunteered at the school and taught us all bead embroidery, walked right past the administrators appropriate-as-you-please and then either used our shawls to mark chairs or tied them around our waists for dancing.

It was like we were Breast Smugglers, sneaking white meat into prom through the cunning use of a fashion idea my Grandma suggested. We felt so pleased with ourselves, and all of our dates, even the gay one, approved of the shawls.

Of course, Grandma also told us just how to conceal a hip flask, a switchblade and an emergency $20 in a formal gown, as well as how to completely incapacitate a date who got fresh using only a tiny clutch purse and a couple of pressure points. Apparently Forties proms and USO dances were way cooler than anything we get today.


Cool story, sis. Not snark, I truly enjoyed that. Went well with my first cup of morning coffee.
 
2013-06-04 09:40:06 AM  

serial_crusher: Those are not large breasts.  You are fat.


You don't know what breasts are made of, do you?
 
2013-06-04 09:40:58 AM  
notaboveme - Thank a bunch, are you going to clean my keyboard? lol, that was Sooooo funny, gasp.
 
2013-06-04 09:42:39 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

does this top make my boobs look big?
 
2013-06-04 09:43:15 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-04 09:44:15 AM  
*thanks- typo. sorry
 
2013-06-04 09:45:05 AM  
I would have thought she would have been turned away because it shows off her gut.
 
2013-06-04 09:46:02 AM  
Girls (and women) will blithely ignore what looks good on them in favor of what's in fashion, hence the trend of fat girls stuffing themselves into strapless dresses.  A friend of mine owns a bridal shop where she has gently tried to steer the weight-challenged away from the strapless gowns in favor of something that's more flattering--she sells prom dresses too--but they're not having it because "it's the style."  She's even been accused of being prejudiced against fat people even though she's far from skinny herself.  You know the "mermaid" gowns that are fitted pretty much from boobs to toes?  Some designers make them up to size 60.  The biscuit dough can being opened is an apt simile.
 
2013-06-04 09:47:36 AM  
I... I probably would.

//Alcohol would be involved.
 
2013-06-04 09:48:28 AM  

neversubmit: Her name is Brittany Minder.


b.vimeocdn.com
Her name is Brittany Minder.
Her name is Brittany Minder!
HER NAME IS BRITTANY MINDER!
 
2013-06-04 09:49:50 AM  
Can't go to prom?

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-04 09:51:08 AM  

cdn.straightfromthea.com.



cdn.straightfromthea.com

cdn.straightfromthea.com

img2.rnkr-static.com

cdn.sheknows.com
 
2013-06-04 09:52:11 AM  
She's pretty heavy.  Normally that would be unattractive.  But this girl, she farking owns it.  She bought her heaviness and put it in a cage, tied it up, beat it around for a while and shoved it out there and shows the world who's in charge of who.  I like that.

Itty Bitty Titty committy is just a bunch of haters.
 
2013-06-04 09:53:37 AM  
I tried to do some Shoppin' to clean up the photo.  I'm still a little new at this glam photo touch-up stuff so it might be a little distorted:

imageshack.us
 
2013-06-04 09:55:34 AM  

orclover: She's pretty heavy.  Normally that would be unattractive.  But this girl, she farking owns it.  She bought her heaviness and put it in a cage, tied it up, beat it around for a while and shoved it out there and shows the world who's in charge of who.  I like that.

Itty Bitty Titty committy is just a bunch of haters.


Your handle is appropriate here
 
2013-06-04 09:55:59 AM  
Cleavage rules or not, that is not a flattering dress on that girl and it just serves to accentuate her underarm fat.
 
2013-06-04 09:58:03 AM  
crow202.org

If a dress like the one above is inappropriate, who's lost? We've all lost.

Texas tried to ban cleavage once. It didn't work well.
 
2013-06-04 10:04:49 AM  
Some turtle necks can be hotter than a prom dress.

img89.imageshack.us

A gorgeous woman in an ugly outfit is still a gorgeous woman. An ugly woman in a gorgeous outfit is still an ugly woman.

However when you have a gorgeous woman in a gorgeous outfit.... Well all you want to do is get her out of that outfit..
 
2013-06-04 10:05:45 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Some turtle necks can be hotter than a prom dress.

[img89.imageshack.us image 696x934]

A gorgeous woman in an ugly outfit is still a gorgeous woman. An ugly woman in a gorgeous outfit is still an ugly woman.

However when you have a gorgeous woman in a gorgeous outfit.... Well all you want to do is get her out of that outfit..


Too bad about the glasses and bad posture.
 
2013-06-04 10:07:57 AM  
blog.educaedu.com
 
2013-06-04 10:08:27 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: I tried to do some Shoppin' to clean up the photo.  I'm still a little new at this glam photo touch-up stuff so it might be a little distorted:

[imageshack.us image 660x456]

Reminded me of this....
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-04 10:09:54 AM  

Hunter4242: All they want is the school to apologize.


And for the teenage girl's big floppy tittays to be featured on the news.

Those are their only demands.
 
2013-06-04 10:10:39 AM  
Her future wedding gown:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 10:14:47 AM  
FTFA: According to the school's dress code, strapless dresses are allowed as long as cleavage, midriff and lower back are covered.

Oh, well, that kind of explains it then, doesn't it? It's a shame that she didn't learn to read during her time in high school.

/dress code is still dumb
//but, rly, how can she act surprised?
 
2013-06-04 10:16:38 AM  
I first read "porn", not "prom".

Might have made for a more interesting article.
 
2013-06-04 10:30:08 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Some turtle necks can be hotter than a prom dress.

[img89.imageshack.us image 696x934]

A gorgeous woman in an ugly outfit is still a gorgeous woman. An ugly woman in a gorgeous outfit is still an ugly woman.

However when you have a gorgeous woman in a gorgeous outfit.... Well all you want to do is get her out of that outfit..

Too bad about the glasses and bad posture.


Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.
 
2013-06-04 10:35:42 AM  
ChipNASA:

Roflmao! I needed a good laugh when I saw this...thanks! :)
 
2013-06-04 10:37:23 AM  
There's still about two and a half inches of vertical space between the dress and her armpit... which means it's not fitted correctly. You should always buy a dress that fits you at your largest point (wherever that might be) and then get the rest altered down. She didn't follow this rule, which is why the dress is lower than it should be, even for the style. If she bought it a size up, the dress would be about an inch or so up on her body, which would have covered a good amount of the cleavage. People don't like to do this because then you have to spend the money on a tailor or seamstress, but it's the way dresses are supposed to be fitted.
 
2013-06-04 10:42:20 AM  

ajt167: Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.


You're White Knighting a picture of a girl that another guy posted on the internet. Do you just need the practice or are you trying to get the picture to sleep with you. Please tell me that you're not trying to get me to sleep with you, 'cause I don't swing that way.

And now for another sweater picture!

img543.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-04 10:43:36 AM  
Oh, and you can also tell the dress is actually too small because the side seam is too far forward. Hopefully someone will pull her aside and tell her how to buy clothes so they fit.
 
2013-06-04 10:44:00 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 10:48:50 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ajt167: Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.

You're White Knighting a picture of a girl that another guy posted on the internet. Do you just need the practice or are you trying to get the picture to sleep with you. Please tell me that you're not trying to get me to sleep with you, 'cause I don't swing that way.

And now for another sweater picture!

[img543.imageshack.us image 467x700]


She's smuggling M&Ms!
 
2013-06-04 10:51:43 AM  

offacue: I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.


I read that as Baklava and thought she's already had too much desert.
 
2013-06-04 10:51:49 AM  

doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?


I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.
 
2013-06-04 11:00:08 AM  

mesmer242: Oh, and you can also tell the dress is actually too small because the side seam is too far forward. Hopefully someone will pull her aside and tell her how to buy clothes so they fit.


Or tell her to work out so she fits in the clothes she buys.
 
2013-06-04 11:01:29 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 11:02:16 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ajt167: Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.

You're White Knighting a picture of a girl that another guy posted on the internet. Do you just need the practice or are you trying to get the picture to sleep with you. Please tell me that you're not trying to get me to sleep with you, 'cause I don't swing that way.

And now for another sweater picture!


I don't quite understand the first part of your post, but I like the picture! She looks chilly. If warm her up by sticking my penis in her vagina and having sex with her, if you know what I mean ;)
 
2013-06-04 11:03:01 AM  

ciberido: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.


...weirdest boner.
 
2013-06-04 11:03:34 AM  

Random Discord: offacue: I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.

I read that as Baklava and thought she's already had too much desert.


She has sand in her vagina?
 
2013-06-04 11:11:28 AM  

flucto: It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS


I'm surprised anyone even noticed, honestly.
 
2013-06-04 11:17:11 AM  

anotar: MajorTubeSteak: I tried to do some Shoppin' to clean up the photo.  I'm still a little new at this glam photo touch-up stuff so it might be a little distorted:

[imageshack.us image 660x456]
Reminded me of this....
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x293]


HA, good stuff
 
2013-06-04 11:18:03 AM  
i42.tinypic.com

Nipples. Lots of nipples.
 
2013-06-04 11:21:14 AM  
All they stood was cleavage had to be covered.  Sweat, glitter, and a smattering of biscuit crumbs and barbecue sauce don't count, so they're making her wear a shawl?  You're damn right the magic its gone.
 
2013-06-04 11:23:59 AM  
I didn't know we had any Tellarites on Earth, yet.
 
2013-06-04 11:25:08 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Nipples. Lots of nipples.


I'm not sure how I feel about that. Confused, for sure. I think I'd like more titties to go with the extra nipples. Maybe 10 titties with 2 nipples each. Yeah, there it is. One or two pair on her back too. Man,I would have made a great God.
 
2013-06-04 11:25:45 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 652x788]

does this top make my boobs look big?


No but it really brings out the hollow sad look in your eyes...

Jim from Saint Paul: [cdn.straightfromthea.com image 655x768].

[cdn.straightfromthea.com image 509x768]

[cdn.straightfromthea.com image 516x768]

[img2.rnkr-static.com image 500x637]

[cdn.sheknows.com image 436x390]


k -- those are mostly gross but the last pic of the girl in the confederate flag dress and cowboy boots? Idk -- that seems kinda hot to me...

You could make her do the rebel yell while shes riding in the back of an orange dodge charger... ifyouknowwhatimean...

\The boots stay on baby -- the boots stay on.
 
2013-06-04 11:27:24 AM  

SpiderQueenDemon: It was like we were Breast Smugglers, sneaking white meat into prom through the cunning use of a fashion idea my Grandma suggested. We felt so pleased with ourselves, and all of our dates, even the gay one, approved of the shawls.



I wish to know more of these "Breast Smugglers" you speak of.  How might one join such an organization?
 
2013-06-04 11:28:45 AM  

Wolf892: Ever notice that "BBW" always act like they are proud of their large breasts? Like, their large breasts are sexually alluring... I've never understood that...Yes, their breasts are large, but their nipples shouldn't be able to fornicate with their bellybuttons.


Just as a guess, maybe because the world doesn't revolve around you and your opinion doesn't matter as much as you think it does?
 
2013-06-04 11:33:49 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: eh i've seen worse

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x667]


I'll be in my bunk!

/ my type!!!
 
2013-06-04 11:36:37 AM  
I had a girlfriend I met on a blind date (my 20th birthday). Didn't notice at first, she was wearing a turtleneck, but after I got her home, she unleashed a couple of EEs,and proceeded to tear me up. We went out for a few months, went on a few trips together, but I fondly remember that as the BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR.
 
2013-06-04 11:45:24 AM  
Well technically she is in the sweater...

img839.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-04 11:54:12 AM  
We had a girl when I was in junior high school, we called "mother jugs" because she reminded
us of this lady.  (and this will date me somewhat)

www.thewallpapers.org
 
2013-06-04 12:00:12 PM  
img812.imageshack.us
There is a sweeter in the picture.
 
2013-06-04 12:07:28 PM  

Ima_Lurker: Your Grandma sounds like a really cool lady.


I keep trying to get her on Fark, but all she likes about it is Caturday. And the beer threads. So she never made an account...that I know of. My Nana has one, but she's mainly on Reddit now. Considering Grandma and I would likely get into fights over at the Politics tab, that's likely for the best.

She's like the original Farkette, hard-drinking, fast-typing and really loves cat .gifs. I actually look forward to being old so that I can be like her.
 
2013-06-04 12:10:12 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is a sweeter in the picture.


There you are!

And thank you for your services.
 
2013-06-04 12:14:08 PM  

SpiderQueenDemon: I actually looked a bit like that in my prom dress


Pics or it didn't happen.

(it was before I discovered the rec center at college and lost a shiat-ton of weight,)

Oh. Nevermind.

and I was kind of worried I'd have that problem, especially considering the school administrators were...well...the old phrase 'flat as a board, easy to nail' applied.

Wait, what? School administrators were flat but easy to nail? Damn, and I wasted my time lusting after well-endowed teachers.

We had had some cases before where the well-endowed girls got the fuzzier end of the lollipop.

The testicles?

the weight loss wasn't a problem (four seams, no biggie,) but I still looked, well...busty.

Again, pics or it didn't happen.

I took her advice and spent exactly $22.95 at Joann Fabrics for some silky blue costume-sheer fabric, shiny beads, and delicate embroidery silk, plus a few fancy needles. (The fabric was on special.) [etc, etc]

tl;dr

/only want to read about boobies
//or see them (BIE, EIP)
 
2013-06-04 12:23:46 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i42.tinypic.com image 467x700]

Nipples. Lots of nipples.


[Snerk] That is so wrong.

/yet intriguing
 
2013-06-04 12:37:51 PM  

ajt167: AverageAmericanGuy: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Some turtle necks can be hotter than a prom dress.

[img89.imageshack.us image 696x934]

A gorgeous woman in an ugly outfit is still a gorgeous woman. An ugly woman in a gorgeous outfit is still an ugly woman.

However when you have a gorgeous woman in a gorgeous outfit.... Well all you want to do is get her out of that outfit..

Too bad about the glasses and bad posture.

Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.


Not commenting on that picture specifically, but in general , a lot of women with large busts have an (often unconscious) habit of hunching, as if trying to hide their chest.  It doesn't work; it doesn't make their boobs look smaller, it just gives them bad posture and makes them look less attractive.  But it can be a hard habit to break even if you realize you're doing it.
 
2013-06-04 12:40:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i42.tinypic.com image 467x700]

Nipples. Lots of nipples.


Thanks. Now I've got WTFTIT.JPG stuck in my brain.
 
2013-06-04 12:43:23 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Stop looking my boobs!  You know, the ones I'm shoving right into your big fat face!


No, she seemed fine with showing them off
 
2013-06-04 12:43:56 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Everything on her is too large.


Pig in a gown.
 
2013-06-04 12:49:44 PM  

tmntman: Giving the school the benefit of the doubt that the guidelines for gowns were provided and made clear in advance, this girl has clearly chosen a dress that shows cleavage.  And from the style, it appears that it would show that cleavage for any woman wearing it that in fact had breasts as there is nothing there to cover the top of the chest.  Furthermore, from the article, she wasn't denied entry to the prom entirely, she was required to wear a shawl and then allowed to participate normally.  She chose to leave.  It's time she gets over her righteous indignation and recognizes that she is at fault fat here.

 
2013-06-04 12:51:07 PM  
not even worthy of being called pig in a blanket....more like its knock-off brand cousin hog in an afghan.
 
2013-06-04 01:10:28 PM  
I saw worse at my prom in 1993 jeezle thats a long time ago WTF.
 
2013-06-04 01:15:12 PM  
She'll have future webcam earnings with which to console herself.
 
2013-06-04 01:35:17 PM  
She looks fine.
If she lost 25-30 pounds in the right places she would be smoking hot.
 
2013-06-04 01:39:00 PM  

Langdon Alger: not even worthy of being called pig in a blanket....more like its knock-off brand cousin hog in an afghan.


Awesome handle. I'm sure I'm not the only one here who knows of that dreamboat.
 
2013-06-04 01:57:08 PM  
The hog in an afghan was denied because she didn't follow the rules, not because her tits were too large. Yes, I'm being vulgar because KOMO, clearly, wants to manufacture controversy out of this one.

The school told her the reason she couldn't wave her cleavage around, provided a reasonable alternative, and let her attend. She left, voluntarily, after a short time, because she was forced to wear a shawl to hide her exposed cleavage, thanks to her silly-ass undercut strapless dress.

Her parents are whining, because the entire family has "you're not the boss of me" syndrome.
 
2013-06-04 01:57:10 PM  

Begoggle: She looks fine.
If she lost 25-30 pounds in the right places she would be smoking hot.



i43.tinypic.com

Maybe...
 
2013-06-04 02:14:27 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: I would have thought she would have been turned away because it shows off her gut.


Not because she showed up?
 
2013-06-04 02:16:20 PM  
Maybe if your prom dress would blend in at a ren-faire it's not a good choice.

/And don't buy suits from Victoria's Secret
 
2013-06-04 02:27:14 PM  

megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.


Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.
 
2013-06-04 02:30:17 PM  

doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?


Agreed.

She covered 'em as best she could.  The dress is relatively tasteful and appropriate for the occasion.
 
2013-06-04 02:52:52 PM  
God damn! That chick in the article is absolutely hideous.
 
2013-06-04 03:02:35 PM  

FizixJunkee: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

Agreed.

She covered 'em as best she could.  The dress is relatively tasteful and appropriate for the occasion.


If that's the best she could do, she's a retard. Buying a dress that either wasn't intentionally cleavage baring or was properly fitting was apparently beyond what she was capable of doing, eh? And the people that run, organise, and make the rules for the event disagreed that it was tasteful and appropriate. She knew the rules and chose not to follow them. Personally, I would have enjoyed seeing that at my prom or even in my bedroom now.

WAaahh I was punished for knowingly and intentionally breaking the rules because everyone's jealous of how hot I am!
 
2013-06-04 03:06:41 PM  

LiberalEastCoastElitist: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.

Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.


I mostly agree but you can't do that to all dresses. I found that out and was bummed (it was for a ceremony). It was an awesome dress. Or I could have not been a picky biatch to begin with and bought one of the thousands of other dresses that you can take in that much.

She definitely could have found an appropriate dress/something that fit her better. Even though I don't think the one she got was inappropriate.
 
2013-06-04 03:16:16 PM  
"A girl like Brittany should not have to go to a dance in a burlap sack because she's large busted," he said. "It's ridiculous."

media.katu.com

www.beautybythebeast.com

I thought we had a match but really Fiona is better looking.
 
2013-06-04 03:20:19 PM  

notaboveme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
NSFW problem solved


The inventors of this product should be placed against a wall and shot.  IMMEDIATELY!
 
2013-06-04 03:24:21 PM  
With tits that big EVERYTHING is cleavage. If one of her little b-cup girlfriends had worn something like this there might have been a lot less "cleave", but on her... a burkha would have cleavage.
/cleavage
 
2013-06-04 03:46:19 PM  

notaboveme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
NSFW problem solved


Holy crap dude, I almost laughed my spleen out.
 
2013-06-04 03:51:46 PM  
Oh come on, she can't help it if she has big boobs! She's fat, of course she'll have fat flabby boobs as well! They shouldn't ruin her prom just because of her physical form. Everyone deserves to experience prom whether or not they have a willing partner.
 
2013-06-04 03:52:50 PM  

megarian: LiberalEastCoastElitist: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.

Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.

I mostly agree but you can't do that to all dresses. I found that out and was bummed (it was for a ceremony). It was an awesome dress. Or I could have not been a picky biatch to begin with and bought one of the thousands of other dresses that you can take in that much.

She definitely could have found an appropriate dress/something that fit her better. Even though I don't think the one she got was inappropriate.


i live in the south, i know for a fact they make plus size prom dresses to fit the bigger girls

but this girl just picked the wrong dress on all accounts. the top doesn't give approbate coverage and the waist is so deeply cut in to her torso i dont know how she can breath while wearing it

but really my original point is this whole long search for the dress is a bunch of BS, being this is a very common dress
 
2013-06-04 03:59:22 PM  

ciberido: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.


My poor "willy-nilly" still hasn't recovered from the attack!

/Rampaging Boobs would be a decent band name...
 
2013-06-04 04:02:51 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


L.O.L
 
2013-06-04 04:09:36 PM  
FTFA :
In my opinion, I feel that it is because I'm bigger chested and there is more cleavage that you can see, and there's nothing I could really do about that," she said.

There is nothing you can do about it?  Showing them off is the only possibility, it's not possible to cover them up?

The school even gives a hint :

According to the school's dress code, strapless dresses are allowed as long as cleavage, midriff and lower back are covered.

See there, where it says "covered" ?

I don't really have a problem with the dress, but it sounds like she should have known she was breaking the dress code before she ever showed up.

I notice that the article didn't mention a date.  I suspect she just wanted some attention and found a way to get some.
 
2013-06-04 04:12:03 PM  

RobSeace: ciberido: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.

My poor "willy-nilly" still hasn't recovered from the attack!

/Rampaging Boobs would be a decent band name...


I'm very sorry.  I hope your willy-nilly feels better soon.  Try massaging it gently.  See if that helps any.
 
2013-06-04 04:12:14 PM  
"All women are not created equal, and you can not compare a golf ball to a grapefruit. It ain't gonna happen," Kim Minder said.

How YOU doin'?
 
2013-06-04 04:13:25 PM  
She would have cleavage in any dress. I'd let my daughter wear that dress. Take that stick out of your ass
 
2013-06-04 04:13:31 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i42.tinypic.com image 467x700]

Nipples. Lots of nipples.


You are an evil, evil man.
 
2013-06-04 04:46:16 PM  

thenumber5: megarian: LiberalEastCoastElitist: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.

Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.

I mostly agree but you can't do that to all dresses. I found that out and was bummed (it was for a ceremony). It was an awesome dress. Or I could have not been a picky biatch to begin with and bought one of the thousands of other dresses that you can take in that much.

She definitely could have found an appropriate dress/something that fit her better. Even though I don't think the one she got was inappropriate.

i live in the south, i know for a fact they make plus size prom dresses to fit the bigger girls

but this girl just picked the wrong dress on all accounts. the top doesn't give approbate coverage and the waist is so deeply cut in to her torso i dont know how she can breath while wearing it

but really my original point is this whole long search for the dress is a bunch of BS, being this is a very common dress


I totally agree.

They make cute plus-sized dresses. Girly should have swallowed her pride and found one. I live 20 min. from Canada. Dresses don't magically appear when I go across the border to drink at the strip clubs go shopping.
 
2013-06-04 04:46:57 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 652x788]

does this top make my boobs look big?


That's photoshop, right?
 
2013-06-04 05:28:04 PM  
bie?

eip

www.oddballdaily.com
 
2013-06-04 05:28:43 PM  
www.oddballdaily.com
 
Al!
2013-06-04 05:57:20 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: [images.t-nation.com image 437x580]
= fat boobs

[img4.joyreactor.com image 600x661]
= big (but fake) boobs


As a bonus, they're both making duck faces.  Of course one is "Mmmmmm, delicious, greasy duck" face.
 
2013-06-04 07:27:26 PM  
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It works for prom dresses....
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...bridal gowns....
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com ..and FARK Parties
 
2013-06-04 07:57:21 PM  
SpiderQueenDemon:

That is a charming story, and the last sentence makes it hilarious.
 
2013-06-04 07:57:33 PM  

p51d007: We had a girl when I was in junior high school, we called "mother jugs" because she reminded
us of this lady.  (and this will date me somewhat)

[www.thewallpapers.org image 850x680]


That poster actually hung in my middle school cafeteria when I was in 8th grade,
Get off my lawn.
 
2013-06-04 09:03:58 PM  

FizixJunkee: She covered 'em as best she could.  The dress is relatively tasteful and appropriate for the occasion.


School policy clearly stated that strapless gowns could only be worn if no cleavage was shown. You don't get to go around violating school dress codes because you're a fat ass.
 
2013-06-05 01:13:44 AM  
Hey it's a thread full of assholes. I *never* expected that!
 
2013-06-05 02:27:35 AM  
Kitsap is kind of the butthole of Washington. And that's saying something, considering the entire eastern half of the state.

I mean, really. People in Silverdale are SO. FARKING. WEIRD.

/just saying
 
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