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(KATU)   Girl denied entry to prom because her breasts are too large. With "maybe a turtleneck next time?" picture goodness   (katu.com) divider line 194
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2013-06-04 12:23:46 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i42.tinypic.com image 467x700]

Nipples. Lots of nipples.


[Snerk] That is so wrong.

/yet intriguing
 
2013-06-04 12:37:51 PM

ajt167: AverageAmericanGuy: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Some turtle necks can be hotter than a prom dress.

[img89.imageshack.us image 696x934]

A gorgeous woman in an ugly outfit is still a gorgeous woman. An ugly woman in a gorgeous outfit is still an ugly woman.

However when you have a gorgeous woman in a gorgeous outfit.... Well all you want to do is get her out of that outfit..

Too bad about the glasses and bad posture.

Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.


Not commenting on that picture specifically, but in general , a lot of women with large busts have an (often unconscious) habit of hunching, as if trying to hide their chest.  It doesn't work; it doesn't make their boobs look smaller, it just gives them bad posture and makes them look less attractive.  But it can be a hard habit to break even if you realize you're doing it.
 
2013-06-04 12:40:26 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i42.tinypic.com image 467x700]

Nipples. Lots of nipples.


Thanks. Now I've got WTFTIT.JPG stuck in my brain.
 
2013-06-04 12:43:23 PM

Elvis_Bogart: Stop looking my boobs!  You know, the ones I'm shoving right into your big fat face!


No, she seemed fine with showing them off
 
2013-06-04 12:43:56 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Everything on her is too large.


Pig in a gown.
 
2013-06-04 12:49:44 PM

tmntman: Giving the school the benefit of the doubt that the guidelines for gowns were provided and made clear in advance, this girl has clearly chosen a dress that shows cleavage.  And from the style, it appears that it would show that cleavage for any woman wearing it that in fact had breasts as there is nothing there to cover the top of the chest.  Furthermore, from the article, she wasn't denied entry to the prom entirely, she was required to wear a shawl and then allowed to participate normally.  She chose to leave.  It's time she gets over her righteous indignation and recognizes that she is at fault fat here.

 
2013-06-04 12:51:07 PM
not even worthy of being called pig in a blanket....more like its knock-off brand cousin hog in an afghan.
 
2013-06-04 01:10:28 PM
I saw worse at my prom in 1993 jeezle thats a long time ago WTF.
 
2013-06-04 01:15:12 PM
She'll have future webcam earnings with which to console herself.
 
2013-06-04 01:35:17 PM
She looks fine.
If she lost 25-30 pounds in the right places she would be smoking hot.
 
2013-06-04 01:39:00 PM

Langdon Alger: not even worthy of being called pig in a blanket....more like its knock-off brand cousin hog in an afghan.


Awesome handle. I'm sure I'm not the only one here who knows of that dreamboat.
 
2013-06-04 01:57:08 PM
The hog in an afghan was denied because she didn't follow the rules, not because her tits were too large. Yes, I'm being vulgar because KOMO, clearly, wants to manufacture controversy out of this one.

The school told her the reason she couldn't wave her cleavage around, provided a reasonable alternative, and let her attend. She left, voluntarily, after a short time, because she was forced to wear a shawl to hide her exposed cleavage, thanks to her silly-ass undercut strapless dress.

Her parents are whining, because the entire family has "you're not the boss of me" syndrome.
 
2013-06-04 01:57:10 PM

Begoggle: She looks fine.
If she lost 25-30 pounds in the right places she would be smoking hot.



i43.tinypic.com

Maybe...
 
2013-06-04 02:14:27 PM

Pumpernickel bread: I would have thought she would have been turned away because it shows off her gut.


Not because she showed up?
 
2013-06-04 02:16:20 PM
Maybe if your prom dress would blend in at a ren-faire it's not a good choice.

/And don't buy suits from Victoria's Secret
 
2013-06-04 02:27:14 PM

megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.


Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.
 
2013-06-04 02:30:17 PM

doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?


Agreed.

She covered 'em as best she could.  The dress is relatively tasteful and appropriate for the occasion.
 
2013-06-04 02:52:52 PM
God damn! That chick in the article is absolutely hideous.
 
2013-06-04 03:02:35 PM

FizixJunkee: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

Agreed.

She covered 'em as best she could.  The dress is relatively tasteful and appropriate for the occasion.


If that's the best she could do, she's a retard. Buying a dress that either wasn't intentionally cleavage baring or was properly fitting was apparently beyond what she was capable of doing, eh? And the people that run, organise, and make the rules for the event disagreed that it was tasteful and appropriate. She knew the rules and chose not to follow them. Personally, I would have enjoyed seeing that at my prom or even in my bedroom now.

WAaahh I was punished for knowingly and intentionally breaking the rules because everyone's jealous of how hot I am!
 
2013-06-04 03:06:41 PM

LiberalEastCoastElitist: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.

Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.


I mostly agree but you can't do that to all dresses. I found that out and was bummed (it was for a ceremony). It was an awesome dress. Or I could have not been a picky biatch to begin with and bought one of the thousands of other dresses that you can take in that much.

She definitely could have found an appropriate dress/something that fit her better. Even though I don't think the one she got was inappropriate.
 
2013-06-04 03:16:16 PM
"A girl like Brittany should not have to go to a dance in a burlap sack because she's large busted," he said. "It's ridiculous."

media.katu.com

www.beautybythebeast.com

I thought we had a match but really Fiona is better looking.
 
2013-06-04 03:20:19 PM

notaboveme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
NSFW problem solved


The inventors of this product should be placed against a wall and shot.  IMMEDIATELY!
 
2013-06-04 03:24:21 PM
With tits that big EVERYTHING is cleavage. If one of her little b-cup girlfriends had worn something like this there might have been a lot less "cleave", but on her... a burkha would have cleavage.
/cleavage
 
2013-06-04 03:46:19 PM

notaboveme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
NSFW problem solved


Holy crap dude, I almost laughed my spleen out.
 
2013-06-04 03:51:46 PM
Oh come on, she can't help it if she has big boobs! She's fat, of course she'll have fat flabby boobs as well! They shouldn't ruin her prom just because of her physical form. Everyone deserves to experience prom whether or not they have a willing partner.
 
2013-06-04 03:52:50 PM

megarian: LiberalEastCoastElitist: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.

Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.

I mostly agree but you can't do that to all dresses. I found that out and was bummed (it was for a ceremony). It was an awesome dress. Or I could have not been a picky biatch to begin with and bought one of the thousands of other dresses that you can take in that much.

She definitely could have found an appropriate dress/something that fit her better. Even though I don't think the one she got was inappropriate.


i live in the south, i know for a fact they make plus size prom dresses to fit the bigger girls

but this girl just picked the wrong dress on all accounts. the top doesn't give approbate coverage and the waist is so deeply cut in to her torso i dont know how she can breath while wearing it

but really my original point is this whole long search for the dress is a bunch of BS, being this is a very common dress
 
2013-06-04 03:59:22 PM

ciberido: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.


My poor "willy-nilly" still hasn't recovered from the attack!

/Rampaging Boobs would be a decent band name...
 
2013-06-04 04:02:51 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


L.O.L
 
2013-06-04 04:09:36 PM
FTFA :
In my opinion, I feel that it is because I'm bigger chested and there is more cleavage that you can see, and there's nothing I could really do about that," she said.

There is nothing you can do about it?  Showing them off is the only possibility, it's not possible to cover them up?

The school even gives a hint :

According to the school's dress code, strapless dresses are allowed as long as cleavage, midriff and lower back are covered.

See there, where it says "covered" ?

I don't really have a problem with the dress, but it sounds like she should have known she was breaking the dress code before she ever showed up.

I notice that the article didn't mention a date.  I suspect she just wanted some attention and found a way to get some.
 
2013-06-04 04:12:03 PM

RobSeace: ciberido: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.

My poor "willy-nilly" still hasn't recovered from the attack!

/Rampaging Boobs would be a decent band name...


I'm very sorry.  I hope your willy-nilly feels better soon.  Try massaging it gently.  See if that helps any.
 
2013-06-04 04:12:14 PM
"All women are not created equal, and you can not compare a golf ball to a grapefruit. It ain't gonna happen," Kim Minder said.

How YOU doin'?
 
2013-06-04 04:13:25 PM
She would have cleavage in any dress. I'd let my daughter wear that dress. Take that stick out of your ass
 
2013-06-04 04:13:31 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i42.tinypic.com image 467x700]

Nipples. Lots of nipples.


You are an evil, evil man.
 
2013-06-04 04:46:16 PM

thenumber5: megarian: LiberalEastCoastElitist: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.

Not really. Buy one that fits the biggest part of your body and pay someone $20 to take it in.

I mostly agree but you can't do that to all dresses. I found that out and was bummed (it was for a ceremony). It was an awesome dress. Or I could have not been a picky biatch to begin with and bought one of the thousands of other dresses that you can take in that much.

She definitely could have found an appropriate dress/something that fit her better. Even though I don't think the one she got was inappropriate.

i live in the south, i know for a fact they make plus size prom dresses to fit the bigger girls

but this girl just picked the wrong dress on all accounts. the top doesn't give approbate coverage and the waist is so deeply cut in to her torso i dont know how she can breath while wearing it

but really my original point is this whole long search for the dress is a bunch of BS, being this is a very common dress


I totally agree.

They make cute plus-sized dresses. Girly should have swallowed her pride and found one. I live 20 min. from Canada. Dresses don't magically appear when I go across the border to drink at the strip clubs go shopping.
 
2013-06-04 04:46:57 PM

Andrew Wiggin: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 652x788]

does this top make my boobs look big?


That's photoshop, right?
 
2013-06-04 05:28:04 PM
bie?

eip

www.oddballdaily.com
 
2013-06-04 05:28:43 PM
www.oddballdaily.com
 
Al!
2013-06-04 05:57:20 PM

Andrew Wiggin: [images.t-nation.com image 437x580]
= fat boobs

[img4.joyreactor.com image 600x661]
= big (but fake) boobs


As a bonus, they're both making duck faces.  Of course one is "Mmmmmm, delicious, greasy duck" face.
 
2013-06-04 07:27:26 PM
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It works for prom dresses....
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...bridal gowns....
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com ..and FARK Parties
 
2013-06-04 07:57:21 PM
SpiderQueenDemon:

That is a charming story, and the last sentence makes it hilarious.
 
2013-06-04 07:57:33 PM

p51d007: We had a girl when I was in junior high school, we called "mother jugs" because she reminded
us of this lady.  (and this will date me somewhat)

[www.thewallpapers.org image 850x680]


That poster actually hung in my middle school cafeteria when I was in 8th grade,
Get off my lawn.
 
2013-06-04 09:03:58 PM

FizixJunkee: She covered 'em as best she could.  The dress is relatively tasteful and appropriate for the occasion.


School policy clearly stated that strapless gowns could only be worn if no cleavage was shown. You don't get to go around violating school dress codes because you're a fat ass.
 
2013-06-05 01:13:44 AM
Hey it's a thread full of assholes. I *never* expected that!
 
2013-06-05 02:27:35 AM
Kitsap is kind of the butthole of Washington. And that's saying something, considering the entire eastern half of the state.

I mean, really. People in Silverdale are SO. FARKING. WEIRD.

/just saying
 
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