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(KATU)   Girl denied entry to prom because her breasts are too large. With "maybe a turtleneck next time?" picture goodness   (katu.com) divider line 194
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2013-06-04 09:45:05 AM  
I would have thought she would have been turned away because it shows off her gut.
 
2013-06-04 09:46:02 AM  
Girls (and women) will blithely ignore what looks good on them in favor of what's in fashion, hence the trend of fat girls stuffing themselves into strapless dresses.  A friend of mine owns a bridal shop where she has gently tried to steer the weight-challenged away from the strapless gowns in favor of something that's more flattering--she sells prom dresses too--but they're not having it because "it's the style."  She's even been accused of being prejudiced against fat people even though she's far from skinny herself.  You know the "mermaid" gowns that are fitted pretty much from boobs to toes?  Some designers make them up to size 60.  The biscuit dough can being opened is an apt simile.
 
2013-06-04 09:47:36 AM  
I... I probably would.

//Alcohol would be involved.
 
2013-06-04 09:48:28 AM  

neversubmit: Her name is Brittany Minder.


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Her name is Brittany Minder.
Her name is Brittany Minder!
HER NAME IS BRITTANY MINDER!
 
2013-06-04 09:49:50 AM  
Can't go to prom?

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-04 09:51:08 AM  

cdn.straightfromthea.com.



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2013-06-04 09:52:11 AM  
She's pretty heavy.  Normally that would be unattractive.  But this girl, she farking owns it.  She bought her heaviness and put it in a cage, tied it up, beat it around for a while and shoved it out there and shows the world who's in charge of who.  I like that.

Itty Bitty Titty committy is just a bunch of haters.
 
2013-06-04 09:53:37 AM  
I tried to do some Shoppin' to clean up the photo.  I'm still a little new at this glam photo touch-up stuff so it might be a little distorted:

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2013-06-04 09:55:34 AM  

orclover: She's pretty heavy.  Normally that would be unattractive.  But this girl, she farking owns it.  She bought her heaviness and put it in a cage, tied it up, beat it around for a while and shoved it out there and shows the world who's in charge of who.  I like that.

Itty Bitty Titty committy is just a bunch of haters.


Your handle is appropriate here
 
2013-06-04 09:55:59 AM  
Cleavage rules or not, that is not a flattering dress on that girl and it just serves to accentuate her underarm fat.
 
2013-06-04 09:58:03 AM  
crow202.org

If a dress like the one above is inappropriate, who's lost? We've all lost.

Texas tried to ban cleavage once. It didn't work well.
 
2013-06-04 10:04:49 AM  
Some turtle necks can be hotter than a prom dress.

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A gorgeous woman in an ugly outfit is still a gorgeous woman. An ugly woman in a gorgeous outfit is still an ugly woman.

However when you have a gorgeous woman in a gorgeous outfit.... Well all you want to do is get her out of that outfit..
 
2013-06-04 10:05:45 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Some turtle necks can be hotter than a prom dress.

[img89.imageshack.us image 696x934]

A gorgeous woman in an ugly outfit is still a gorgeous woman. An ugly woman in a gorgeous outfit is still an ugly woman.

However when you have a gorgeous woman in a gorgeous outfit.... Well all you want to do is get her out of that outfit..


Too bad about the glasses and bad posture.
 
2013-06-04 10:07:57 AM  
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2013-06-04 10:08:27 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: I tried to do some Shoppin' to clean up the photo.  I'm still a little new at this glam photo touch-up stuff so it might be a little distorted:

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Reminded me of this....
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2013-06-04 10:09:54 AM  

Hunter4242: All they want is the school to apologize.


And for the teenage girl's big floppy tittays to be featured on the news.

Those are their only demands.
 
2013-06-04 10:10:39 AM  
Her future wedding gown:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 10:14:47 AM  
FTFA: According to the school's dress code, strapless dresses are allowed as long as cleavage, midriff and lower back are covered.

Oh, well, that kind of explains it then, doesn't it? It's a shame that she didn't learn to read during her time in high school.

/dress code is still dumb
//but, rly, how can she act surprised?
 
2013-06-04 10:16:38 AM  
I first read "porn", not "prom".

Might have made for a more interesting article.
 
2013-06-04 10:30:08 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Some turtle necks can be hotter than a prom dress.

[img89.imageshack.us image 696x934]

A gorgeous woman in an ugly outfit is still a gorgeous woman. An ugly woman in a gorgeous outfit is still an ugly woman.

However when you have a gorgeous woman in a gorgeous outfit.... Well all you want to do is get her out of that outfit..

Too bad about the glasses and bad posture.


Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.
 
2013-06-04 10:35:42 AM  

ChipNASA:


Roflmao! I needed a good laugh when I saw this...thanks! :)
 
2013-06-04 10:37:23 AM  
There's still about two and a half inches of vertical space between the dress and her armpit... which means it's not fitted correctly. You should always buy a dress that fits you at your largest point (wherever that might be) and then get the rest altered down. She didn't follow this rule, which is why the dress is lower than it should be, even for the style. If she bought it a size up, the dress would be about an inch or so up on her body, which would have covered a good amount of the cleavage. People don't like to do this because then you have to spend the money on a tailor or seamstress, but it's the way dresses are supposed to be fitted.
 
2013-06-04 10:42:20 AM  

ajt167: Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.


You're White Knighting a picture of a girl that another guy posted on the internet. Do you just need the practice or are you trying to get the picture to sleep with you. Please tell me that you're not trying to get me to sleep with you, 'cause I don't swing that way.

And now for another sweater picture!

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2013-06-04 10:43:36 AM  
Oh, and you can also tell the dress is actually too small because the side seam is too far forward. Hopefully someone will pull her aside and tell her how to buy clothes so they fit.
 
2013-06-04 10:44:00 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 10:48:50 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ajt167: Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.

You're White Knighting a picture of a girl that another guy posted on the internet. Do you just need the practice or are you trying to get the picture to sleep with you. Please tell me that you're not trying to get me to sleep with you, 'cause I don't swing that way.

And now for another sweater picture!

[img543.imageshack.us image 467x700]


She's smuggling M&Ms!
 
2013-06-04 10:51:43 AM  

offacue: I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.


I read that as Baklava and thought she's already had too much desert.
 
2013-06-04 10:51:49 AM  

doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?


I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.
 
2013-06-04 11:00:08 AM  

mesmer242: Oh, and you can also tell the dress is actually too small because the side seam is too far forward. Hopefully someone will pull her aside and tell her how to buy clothes so they fit.


Or tell her to work out so she fits in the clothes she buys.
 
2013-06-04 11:01:29 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 11:02:16 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ajt167: Man,I dig the glasses. As far as posture, yeah, that can certainly make a much bigger difference than many women realize, but the woman in the photo looks like she's sitting/leaning on the edge off something like a stone wall or something like that. That's not a matter of posture, just how someone looks when they sit on the edge of something.

You're White Knighting a picture of a girl that another guy posted on the internet. Do you just need the practice or are you trying to get the picture to sleep with you. Please tell me that you're not trying to get me to sleep with you, 'cause I don't swing that way.

And now for another sweater picture!


I don't quite understand the first part of your post, but I like the picture! She looks chilly. If warm her up by sticking my penis in her vagina and having sex with her, if you know what I mean ;)
 
2013-06-04 11:03:01 AM  

ciberido: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

I know exactly what you mean.  I was just walking my dog through the park one day when all of a sudden my breasts leaped out of my blouse and started attacking folks willy-nilly.  Police had to be called in to subdue my rampaging boobs.  It was embarrassing and awkward, let me tell you.


...weirdest boner.
 
2013-06-04 11:03:34 AM  

Random Discord: offacue: I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.

I read that as Baklava and thought she's already had too much desert.


She has sand in her vagina?
 
2013-06-04 11:11:28 AM  

flucto: It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS


I'm surprised anyone even noticed, honestly.
 
2013-06-04 11:17:11 AM  

anotar: MajorTubeSteak: I tried to do some Shoppin' to clean up the photo.  I'm still a little new at this glam photo touch-up stuff so it might be a little distorted:

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Reminded me of this....
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HA, good stuff
 
2013-06-04 11:18:03 AM  
i42.tinypic.com

Nipples. Lots of nipples.
 
2013-06-04 11:21:14 AM  
All they stood was cleavage had to be covered.  Sweat, glitter, and a smattering of biscuit crumbs and barbecue sauce don't count, so they're making her wear a shawl?  You're damn right the magic its gone.
 
2013-06-04 11:23:59 AM  
I didn't know we had any Tellarites on Earth, yet.
 
2013-06-04 11:25:08 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Nipples. Lots of nipples.


I'm not sure how I feel about that. Confused, for sure. I think I'd like more titties to go with the extra nipples. Maybe 10 titties with 2 nipples each. Yeah, there it is. One or two pair on her back too. Man,I would have made a great God.
 
2013-06-04 11:25:45 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 652x788]

does this top make my boobs look big?


No but it really brings out the hollow sad look in your eyes...

Jim from Saint Paul: [cdn.straightfromthea.com image 655x768].

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k -- those are mostly gross but the last pic of the girl in the confederate flag dress and cowboy boots? Idk -- that seems kinda hot to me...

You could make her do the rebel yell while shes riding in the back of an orange dodge charger... ifyouknowwhatimean...

\The boots stay on baby -- the boots stay on.
 
2013-06-04 11:27:24 AM  

SpiderQueenDemon: It was like we were Breast Smugglers, sneaking white meat into prom through the cunning use of a fashion idea my Grandma suggested. We felt so pleased with ourselves, and all of our dates, even the gay one, approved of the shawls.



I wish to know more of these "Breast Smugglers" you speak of.  How might one join such an organization?
 
2013-06-04 11:28:45 AM  

Wolf892: Ever notice that "BBW" always act like they are proud of their large breasts? Like, their large breasts are sexually alluring... I've never understood that...Yes, their breasts are large, but their nipples shouldn't be able to fornicate with their bellybuttons.


Just as a guess, maybe because the world doesn't revolve around you and your opinion doesn't matter as much as you think it does?
 
2013-06-04 11:33:49 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: eh i've seen worse

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I'll be in my bunk!

/ my type!!!
 
2013-06-04 11:36:37 AM  
I had a girlfriend I met on a blind date (my 20th birthday). Didn't notice at first, she was wearing a turtleneck, but after I got her home, she unleashed a couple of EEs,and proceeded to tear me up. We went out for a few months, went on a few trips together, but I fondly remember that as the BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR.
 
2013-06-04 11:45:24 AM  
Well technically she is in the sweater...

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2013-06-04 11:54:12 AM  
We had a girl when I was in junior high school, we called "mother jugs" because she reminded
us of this lady.  (and this will date me somewhat)

www.thewallpapers.org
 
2013-06-04 12:00:12 PM  
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There is a sweeter in the picture.
 
2013-06-04 12:07:28 PM  

Ima_Lurker: Your Grandma sounds like a really cool lady.


I keep trying to get her on Fark, but all she likes about it is Caturday. And the beer threads. So she never made an account...that I know of. My Nana has one, but she's mainly on Reddit now. Considering Grandma and I would likely get into fights over at the Politics tab, that's likely for the best.

She's like the original Farkette, hard-drinking, fast-typing and really loves cat .gifs. I actually look forward to being old so that I can be like her.
 
2013-06-04 12:10:12 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is a sweeter in the picture.


There you are!

And thank you for your services.
 
2013-06-04 12:14:08 PM  

SpiderQueenDemon: I actually looked a bit like that in my prom dress


Pics or it didn't happen.

(it was before I discovered the rec center at college and lost a shiat-ton of weight,)

Oh. Nevermind.

and I was kind of worried I'd have that problem, especially considering the school administrators were...well...the old phrase 'flat as a board, easy to nail' applied.

Wait, what? School administrators were flat but easy to nail? Damn, and I wasted my time lusting after well-endowed teachers.

We had had some cases before where the well-endowed girls got the fuzzier end of the lollipop.

The testicles?

the weight loss wasn't a problem (four seams, no biggie,) but I still looked, well...busty.

Again, pics or it didn't happen.

I took her advice and spent exactly $22.95 at Joann Fabrics for some silky blue costume-sheer fabric, shiny beads, and delicate embroidery silk, plus a few fancy needles. (The fabric was on special.) [etc, etc]

tl;dr

/only want to read about boobies
//or see them (BIE, EIP)
 
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