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2013-06-04 09:04:15 AM  

Barfmaker: According to the school's dress code, strapless dresses are allowed as long as cleavage, midriff and lower back are covered.

Well, it's in the dress code but does anyone actually crack that book open and look for the definition? Sounds more like it's being applied in retrospect.


"as long as cleavage [...is] covered." seems pretty clear to me, Barfmaker.  Obviously, yes, comparisons with what they allowed otherwise would be helpful; if just about every other dress has bared cleavage (top of the breasts), then this would be pretty discriminatory.  If at most other dresses showed an inch or two at the tops of other girls' breasts, it's not unreasonable to keep her out.
 
2013-06-04 09:04:38 AM  

Sofa King Smart: I was thinking more like one of those self-inflating life rafts... but your 'biscuit dough' version seems somehow more appropriate in this instance.


No no this is appropriate as well, kinda of like the raft in Temple of Doom

/no time for love Doctor Jones
//I'd still ride it
 
2013-06-04 09:05:02 AM  
What about the back boobs?
 
2013-06-04 09:05:36 AM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-04 09:05:38 AM  

Todd300: IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out

Came to this, leaving satisfied.


not sure if intentional....
 
2013-06-04 09:05:45 AM  
It's hard to find a dress that covers breasticles like that. Especially when your chest is disproportionately large. And few people have the money to get a dress THAT tailored to her chest, so you have to go with standard sizes. Sucks, but I think the dress is fine.

A girl from my high school had a prom dress that had the neckline plunge to past her belly-button and was clasped by little gold chains. She has to use special boob-tape to keep the tiny bits of fabric over her nipples. God bless her. It was a magnificent sight to behold.
 
2013-06-04 09:06:21 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: Prom dress code is no visible cleavage and she goes for this dress? I'm sorry, but no one should be subjected to your mammary and re-appropriated side/belly fat. Why do fat girls think their mammary fat is attractive?


Q: how do you make 10 lbs of fat irresistible?  A: put a nipple on it.
 
2013-06-04 09:06:54 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i40.tinypic.com image 660x489]


Dude,
That's *SO* wrong.....LMFAO...but *wrong*....

/golf clap.
 
2013-06-04 09:07:09 AM  
Your tits are hanging out, fatty.  What did you expect?
 
2013-06-04 09:08:46 AM  
Giving the school the benefit of the doubt that the guidelines for gowns were provided and made clear in advance, this girl has clearly chosen a dress that shows cleavage.  And from the style, it appears that it would show that cleavage for any woman wearing it that in fact had breasts as there is nothing there to cover the top of the chest.  Furthermore, from the article, she wasn't denied entry to the prom entirely, she was required to wear a shawl and then allowed to participate normally.  She chose to leave.  It's time she gets over her righteous indignation and recognizes that she is at fault here.
 
2013-06-04 09:09:35 AM  
You have to know this community to understand. I do know that there is a big charity (in Silverdale) that gives free prom dresses to those who couldn't afford it..maybe this was the case and the selection was limited..who knows.
 
2013-06-04 09:10:47 AM  
i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)
 
2013-06-04 09:11:34 AM  

megarian: It's hard to find a dress that covers breasticles like that.


Bow Blouse
 
2013-06-04 09:12:28 AM  

megarian: Especially when your chest is disproportionately large


her chest is fat like the rest of her. not disproportional.

/would have hit it
 
2013-06-04 09:12:31 AM  
I don't have enough EIP for that kind of BIE.

/if Farkettes know what I mean
//and I hope they do
 
2013-06-04 09:12:42 AM  
My cousins wore sluttier stuff than that to their Homecoming Dance let alone their prom.. Does she live in a Mormon community or something?
 
2013-06-04 09:13:01 AM  

thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)


It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.
 
2013-06-04 09:13:59 AM  
I don't see a problem, but if that's the rule, don't break it then complain when you get punished. I like the part where she said there was nothing she could do about it - perhaps she could have bought a different dress or just worn a little scarf or jacket thingy like my wife wears when she's wearing a cleavagey dress and cleavage isn't appropriate?
 
2013-06-04 09:15:04 AM  

vudukungfu: megarian: It's hard to find a dress that covers breasticles like that.

Bow Blouse


Heh heh that makes me think of The Puffy Shirt. She could have worn a puffy pirate dress.
 
2013-06-04 09:16:21 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: megarian: Especially when your chest is disproportionately large

her chest is fat like the rest of her. not disproportional.

/would have hit it


Yeah, you're right. But it is really hard to tell with bigger girls. Who knows. I just know prom dress shopping can be a nightmare.

/would probably hit it, too
 
2013-06-04 09:16:48 AM  
I actually looked a bit like that in my prom dress (it was before I discovered the rec center at college and lost a shiat-ton of weight,) and I was kind of worried I'd have that problem, especially considering the school administrators were...well...the old phrase 'flat as a board, easy to nail' applied. We had had some cases before where the well-endowed girls got the fuzzier end of the lollipop.

So I busted my ass from September to Christmas and lost fifteen pounds (every ounce of it in the gut and upper arms, because kickboxing and Pilates are like that and some things, like tits, are genetic,) and realized, 'well, tits, I don't like you and you don't like me, but we have to make this work.' Considering I made my own dress with my Daddy and Grandma's help, the weight loss wasn't a problem (four seams, no biggie,) but I still looked, well...busty. And that was with my DAD helping to make the dress!

So, to be absolutely sure the administration gestapo wouldn't give me shiat about the dress, I asked Grandma (from whom said rack was inherited,) what she would do. I took her advice and spent exactly $22.95 at Joann Fabrics for some silky blue costume-sheer fabric, shiny beads, and delicate embroidery silk, plus a few fancy needles. (The fabric was on special.) Then I made myself an elegant scarfy shawl-thing, just a plain long rectangle of fabric with hemmed edges and a bit of embellishment for style. It was just the thing to tastefully cover my upper arms and the worst of the decolletage, and since my dress was done with time to spare, I made a special project out of just the shawl, figuring I could work on it at school and kind of 'show them, show them all!' that making one's own prom dress was awesome and not just something poor kids whose folks make theatrical costumes do.

I hand-beaded the ends and a section near the edge it to match the dress during Study Hall, Home Ec and Art Class, and several of the other girls wound up doing the same. We even had a charming gay fellow (the date of a good friend whose boyfriend had dumped her to avoid the cost of prom tickets,) who worked the school mascot in silk petit point on a Walmart tie and still had time for the initials of the guy he liked on a satin handkerchief he carried as a pocket square. Embroidery and bead-embroidery became this incredible fad at school. Our one linebacker managed to make a cross-stitched stadium cushion as a gift for his mom, because it was cool to do so and he needed something to do while his ACL healed up.

We wore the shawls to the door of Prom, posed for a picture with the dear older lady (a pal of Grandma's,) who volunteered at the school and taught us all bead embroidery, walked right past the administrators appropriate-as-you-please and then either used our shawls to mark chairs or tied them around our waists for dancing.

It was like we were Breast Smugglers, sneaking white meat into prom through the cunning use of a fashion idea my Grandma suggested. We felt so pleased with ourselves, and all of our dates, even the gay one, approved of the shawls.

Of course, Grandma also told us just how to conceal a hip flask, a switchblade and an emergency $20 in a formal gown, as well as how to completely incapacitate a date who got fresh using only a tiny clutch purse and a couple of pressure points. Apparently Forties proms and USO dances were way cooler than anything we get today.
 
2013-06-04 09:18:12 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: her chest is fat like the rest of her. not disproportional.


This.  That's not breast tissue, her gunt has migrated up to her chest.
 
2013-06-04 09:19:07 AM  
Ever notice that "BBW" always act like they are proud of their large breasts? Like, their large breasts are sexually alluring... I've never understood that...Yes, their breasts are large, but their nipples shouldn't be able to fornicate with their bellybuttons.
 
2013-06-04 09:19:36 AM  
This is acceptable
img.escapade.co.uk

This is not
www.chiffon-bridesmaid-dresses.com
Wait, WHAT?
 
2013-06-04 09:19:58 AM  
megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?
 
2013-06-04 09:20:04 AM  
Just because some of the layers of fat that envelop your body happen to land in your tits, it doesn't mean you are suddenly a goddess.

You just have better distributed fat than other chicks.
 
2013-06-04 09:21:05 AM  
Has anyone called her fat yet?
 
2013-06-04 09:21:25 AM  

calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?


I'm probably batshiat insane.
 
2013-06-04 09:23:14 AM  

calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?


wadechi.swalrus.org
 
2013-06-04 09:25:25 AM  

thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"


The only Lane Bryant that carried a prom dress that size was in Canada.
 
2013-06-04 09:25:45 AM  

megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?

I'm probably batshiat insane.


ftfy
 
2013-06-04 09:26:07 AM  

megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.


True. But apparently, despite what she said, she didn't really look since her dress is the third dress on google image search for "plus size prom dresses." And seeing how the dress really looks like, I say she got her dress two sizes too small.

/Went to Canada, my foot.
 
2013-06-04 09:27:05 AM  

SpiderQueenDemon: Of course, Grandma also told us just how to conceal a hip flask, a switchblade and an emergency $20 in a formal gown, as well as how to completely incapacitate a date who got fresh using only a tiny clutch purse and a couple of pressure points. Apparently Forties proms and USO dances were way cooler than anything we get today.


Your Grandma sounds like a really cool lady.
 
2013-06-04 09:27:55 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?

I'm probably batshiat insane.

ftfy


Thanks for fixing that. :)
 
2013-06-04 09:28:00 AM  

pxlboy: Has anyone called her fat yet?




It's more of a case of pointing it out. Calling her fat would imply it was a matter of opinion (some nicely built women get called fat when they really are not), but in this case it's a matter of objective fact.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-06-04 09:28:10 AM  

ChipNASA: [25.media.tumblr.com image 420x573]


LOL, you magnificent bastard.
/a new keyboard
//you owe me one
 
2013-06-04 09:29:16 AM  

mekki: megarian: thenumber5: i call BS on the whole "Minder's search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada"

that dress looks just like every other "Prom Dress" you can buy at any mall

and she is one jump away from overflowing (likely they reason the school has such a rule)

It's REALLY hard to find an appropriate prom dress if you have big ta-tas. I bet it's even harder if you are a bigger girl WITH big ta-tas.

True. But apparently, despite what she said, she didn't really look since her dress is the third dress on google image search for "plus size prom dresses." And seeing how the dress really looks like, I say she got her dress two sizes too small.

/Went to Canada, my foot.


HA! Awesome. Hope you're not on some list for doing a GIS for prom dresses, though.
 
2013-06-04 09:29:20 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?

Obviously, the itty bitty titty commitee.


This is a good explanation.  "Wah! The boys aren't looking at us because Hootie McBoob is showing too much cleavage.  Make her go away!"
 
2013-06-04 09:30:53 AM  

megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?

I'm probably batshiat insane.


Still, though, you do have your charms.
 
2013-06-04 09:31:42 AM  
AbbeySomeone- Lol, haven't heard "Bremalo" in decades. lol, thanks for the laugh.  I can say this cuz I'm a Gorst.  hahaha,
I didn't know Subby was keeping an eye on the Kitsap Pennisula.  lol- Has it warmed up yet?
 
2013-06-04 09:32:41 AM  

calm like a bomb: megarian: calm like a bomb: megarian:/would probably hit it, too

How are you still single?

I'm probably batshiat insane.

Still, though, you do have your charms.


Beer helps.
 
2013-06-04 09:32:53 AM  
Disallowing cleavage.......

I guess some people are like me, they see the top of cleavage and they think it resembles the top of the vulva.  A little bit.  Maybe a lot.

.......I like cleavage.  I like the way the top part of the vulva looks like cleavage.
 
2013-06-04 09:32:55 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
NSFW problem solved
 
2013-06-04 09:33:46 AM  

basemetal: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 256x197]


Can't believe it took that long.
 
2013-06-04 09:39:52 AM  

SpiderQueenDemon: I actually looked a bit like that in my prom dress (it was before I discovered the rec center at college and lost a shiat-ton of weight,) and I was kind of worried I'd have that problem, especially considering the school administrators were...well...the old phrase 'flat as a board, easy to nail' applied. We had had some cases before where the well-endowed girls got the fuzzier end of the lollipop.

So I busted my ass from September to Christmas and lost fifteen pounds (every ounce of it in the gut and upper arms, because kickboxing and Pilates are like that and some things, like tits, are genetic,) and realized, 'well, tits, I don't like you and you don't like me, but we have to make this work.' Considering I made my own dress with my Daddy and Grandma's help, the weight loss wasn't a problem (four seams, no biggie,) but I still looked, well...busty. And that was with my DAD helping to make the dress!

So, to be absolutely sure the administration gestapo wouldn't give me shiat about the dress, I asked Grandma (from whom said rack was inherited,) what she would do. I took her advice and spent exactly $22.95 at Joann Fabrics for some silky blue costume-sheer fabric, shiny beads, and delicate embroidery silk, plus a few fancy needles. (The fabric was on special.) Then I made myself an elegant scarfy shawl-thing, just a plain long rectangle of fabric with hemmed edges and a bit of embellishment for style. It was just the thing to tastefully cover my upper arms and the worst of the decolletage, and since my dress was done with time to spare, I made a special project out of just the shawl, figuring I could work on it at school and kind of 'show them, show them all!' that making one's own prom dress was awesome and not just something poor kids whose folks make theatrical costumes do.

I hand-beaded the ends and a section near the edge it to match the dress during Study Hall, Home Ec and Art Class, and several of the other girls wound up doing the same. We even had a charming gay fellow (the date of a good friend whose boyfriend had dumped her to avoid the cost of prom tickets,) who worked the school mascot in silk petit point on a Walmart tie and still had time for the initials of the guy he liked on a satin handkerchief he carried as a pocket square. Embroidery and bead-embroidery became this incredible fad at school. Our one linebacker managed to make a cross-stitched stadium cushion as a gift for his mom, because it was cool to do so and he needed something to do while his ACL healed up.

We wore the shawls to the door of Prom, posed for a picture with the dear older lady (a pal of Grandma's,) who volunteered at the school and taught us all bead embroidery, walked right past the administrators appropriate-as-you-please and then either used our shawls to mark chairs or tied them around our waists for dancing.

It was like we were Breast Smugglers, sneaking white meat into prom through the cunning use of a fashion idea my Grandma suggested. We felt so pleased with ourselves, and all of our dates, even the gay one, approved of the shawls.

Of course, Grandma also told us just how to conceal a hip flask, a switchblade and an emergency $20 in a formal gown, as well as how to completely incapacitate a date who got fresh using only a tiny clutch purse and a couple of pressure points. Apparently Forties proms and USO dances were way cooler than anything we get today.


Cool story, sis. Not snark, I truly enjoyed that. Went well with my first cup of morning coffee.
 
2013-06-04 09:40:06 AM  

serial_crusher: Those are not large breasts.  You are fat.


You don't know what breasts are made of, do you?
 
2013-06-04 09:40:58 AM  
notaboveme - Thank a bunch, are you going to clean my keyboard? lol, that was Sooooo funny, gasp.
 
2013-06-04 09:42:39 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

does this top make my boobs look big?
 
2013-06-04 09:43:15 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-04 09:44:15 AM  
*thanks- typo. sorry
 
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