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(KATU)   Girl denied entry to prom because her breasts are too large. With "maybe a turtleneck next time?" picture goodness   (katu.com) divider line 194
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2013-06-04 04:00:23 AM  
That dress is fine for clubbing, but it does show a bit too much cleavage IMHO for a school related dance.
 
2013-06-04 04:26:39 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: That dress is fine for clubbing, but it does show a bit too much cleavage IMHO for a school related dance.


I would like to see the dresses that other girls were wearing for comparison. I have seen a lot worse than that when it comes to prom dresses.
 
2013-06-04 04:46:48 AM  
Stop looking my boobs!  You know, the ones I'm shoving right into your big fat face!
 
2013-06-04 05:09:45 AM  
I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?
 
2013-06-04 06:10:18 AM  

doglover: I don't see the problem. She's got large breasts, but they're not popping out and attacking people. They're street legal without even toeing the line. Who cares?


Obviously, the itty bitty titty commitee.
 
2013-06-04 06:56:11 AM  
Everything on her is too large.
 
2013-06-04 07:10:44 AM  
According to the school's dress code, strapless dresses are allowed as long as cleavage, midriff and lower back are covered.

Well, it's in the dress code but does anyone actually crack that book open and look for the definition? Sounds more like it's being applied in retrospect.

Personally I don't like the dress on her, it emphasizes her over-sizedness, but it doesn't seem like there's too much boobage.
 
2013-06-04 07:16:01 AM  
I don't see a problem, but then I'm not fifteen and perpetually horny anymore.
 
2013-06-04 07:54:01 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Everything on her is too large.


Not the dress, the dress is too small. Look how the waistband is lost in her belly.
 
2013-06-04 08:14:57 AM  
Those are not large breasts.  You are fat.  There is a difference.  Learn your place.
 
2013-06-04 08:20:51 AM  
When asked for her comments she said "MOOO"
 
2013-06-04 08:29:52 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-04 08:51:47 AM  
Butterface butterbody.

/sharp knees
 
2013-06-04 08:51:51 AM  
th09.deviantart.net
 
2013-06-04 08:52:02 AM  
I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out
 
2013-06-04 08:52:24 AM  
basemetal:

This exactly.
 
2013-06-04 08:52:27 AM  
should have been turned away for pigface and bad hair.
 
2013-06-04 08:52:28 AM  
Man, what I'd give to have her riding cowgirl style with those things flopping all over... I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-06-04 08:52:33 AM  
I think a balaclava on backwards would probably do the trick.
 
2013-06-04 08:52:40 AM  
It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS
 
2013-06-04 08:53:32 AM  

serial_crusher: Those are not large breasts.  You are fat.  There is a difference.  Learn your place.


jehovahs witness protection: When asked for her comments she said "MOOO"


basemetal: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 256x197]


Has anyone commented that she's fat.  Because that's the best reason to deny her entry.  Tell her to come back after she's done a year of push-aways.
 
2013-06-04 08:54:07 AM  
I want to get serious for a minute here. Breasts are awesome. The firm breasts of young, nubile women (over 18) are especially great, but I'll certainly make allowances for those of you who are younger and have access to breasts in the 14-17 year range. Those are pretty great too from my recollection.

But we can't just pop those boobs out anywhere. Decorum mandates that they be kept tucked away until the time is right. Sure, they can peek out and create a lovely crease which males, from boys to men, love to ogle and yearn to touch. But the important thing is that the nipples stay out of sight, until it's time to unleash the bosoms and let them hang freely.

Breasts are a natural resource. Sometimes firm and perky. Other times doughy and pliable. But in the end, they are what they are. Sacks of fat. Lovely, succulent sacks of fat. With a nipple.

Don't take these things for granted. Save the breasts.

For all of our sakes.
 
2013-06-04 08:54:08 AM  
I saw way trashier prom dresses when I worked retail.  That wasn't bad at all, is only cleavagetastic because of her *ahem* endowments.

Yes she could have chosen something more demure, but why should she have to just to make some school administrators feel less pervy?
 
2013-06-04 08:54:18 AM  
She ordered the dress from Canada?

/girl is a Bremelo
 
2013-06-04 08:54:21 AM  
Is she, perchance, of legal age? I could console her appropriately in that case.
 
2013-06-04 08:54:30 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 08:54:35 AM  
I thought it looked rather modest.
I'd let my daughter wear it to prom
 
2013-06-04 08:55:15 AM  
Just protecting the buffet.
 
2013-06-04 08:55:16 AM  
Her name is Brittany Minder.
 
2013-06-04 08:55:43 AM  
Completely inappropriate dress. It could lead to dancing.
 
2013-06-04 08:56:13 AM  
Skinny girls with large breasts = big tits.
Fat girls with large breasts = fat tits.
 
2013-06-04 08:56:24 AM  

flucto: It's just like at my prom. The rules said "no exposed penis" but I rented a tux where my penis hung out and THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-04 08:56:33 AM  
eh i've seen worse

www.oddballdaily.com
 
2013-06-04 08:56:49 AM  

vudukungfu: I thought it looked rather modest.
I'd let my daughter wear it to prom


How's the funbag situation?
 
2013-06-04 08:57:59 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


Oooo!

Aaaa!

Ooohhh!

Poppin' fresh dough!
 
2013-06-04 08:58:10 AM  
www.notiziario360.it
 
2013-06-04 08:58:29 AM  
images.t-nation.com
= fat boobs

img4.joyreactor.com
= big (but fake) boobs
 
2013-06-04 08:58:35 AM  
If she wasn't s big girl, she'd have no tatas
 
2013-06-04 08:58:40 AM  
I don't think the dancing 6 inches apart rule is going to be a problem. I got no problems with the dress, but then again, I'm not a completly farktarded power mad pathetic excuse for a human being.
 
2013-06-04 08:58:46 AM  
cdn.vanillaforums.com
 
2013-06-04 08:59:15 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


Came to this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-04 08:59:15 AM  
I'm just a bit surprised that they're not going all out and asking for money and crap. All they want is the school to apologize.

It's still a bit of a ridiculous situation sure, but at least they're being reasonable about that much.
 
2013-06-04 09:00:02 AM  
The school makes the rules, not you, fattard.  If you can't read and comprehend a rule that says no cleavage at your high school prom, maybe you're too dumb to get a high school diploma to start with.
 
2013-06-04 09:00:24 AM  
Prom dress code is no visible cleavage and she goes for this dress? I'm sorry, but no one should be subjected to your mammary and re-appropriated side/belly fat. Why do fat girls think their mammary fat is attractive?
 
2013-06-04 09:00:47 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I mean I know it looks fine now, but the minute you pull the zipper on the back everything hidden is going to come out like biscuit dough from a can popping out


I was thinking more like one of those self-inflating life rafts... but your 'biscuit dough' version seems somehow more appropriate in this instance.
 
2013-06-04 09:01:27 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I want to get serious for a minute here. Breasts are awesome. The firm breasts of young, nubile women (over 18) are especially great, but I'll certainly make allowances for those of you who are younger and have access to breasts in the 14-17 year range. Those are pretty great too from my recollection.

But we can't just pop those boobs out anywhere. Decorum mandates that they be kept tucked away until the time is right. Sure, they can peek out and create a lovely crease which males, from boys to men, love to ogle and yearn to touch. But the important thing is that the nipples stay out of sight, until it's time to unleash the bosoms and let them hang freely.

Breasts are a natural resource. Sometimes firm and perky. Other times doughy and pliable. But in the end, they are what they are. Sacks of fat. Lovely, succulent sacks of fat. With a nipple.

Don't take these things for granted. Save the breasts.

For all of our sakes.


Stephen Colbert?

/oh well. read it in that voice
 
2013-06-04 09:01:59 AM  

timswar: I saw way trashier prom dresses when I worked retail.  That wasn't bad at all, is only cleavagetastic because of her *ahem* endowments.

Yes she could have chosen something more demure, but why should she have to just to make some school administrators feel less pervy?


Because she isn't a special and unique snowflake who can ignore the rules because she is a special and unique snowflake.

The rules state cover up. If the rules stated that she had to wear a silly hat to go to the prom, then there better be a pretty farkin' ridiculous hat on her head if she wanted to be admitted. This isn't about, "Oh, my God, look at them making a big deal over breasts." It's about how one girl and her parents think that the rules don't apply to them.
 
2013-06-04 09:02:10 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-04 09:03:56 AM  
The school has nothing to apologize for. The girl and her family called the press.
 
2013-06-04 09:04:08 AM  
If guys are told to wear a tux and dress black tie appropriate girl's should follow the same rules.
 
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