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(The Sun)   January Jones goes topless in new western staplehead llama earmuffs Picasso thimble (Not safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 143
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2013-06-04 09:05:17 AM  
I can't wait to see them... it, it, I can't wait to see it, the movie, on the big screen.

/I actually hope it's decent, I like Westerns and Ed Harris.
 
2013-06-04 09:35:25 AM  
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/Even though she's the blond version of Kristen Stewart
 
2013-06-04 10:25:33 AM  
Joke's on you, she's wearing the Fat Betty suit.
 
2013-06-04 10:42:34 AM  
Her breasts are as lifeless as her acting.
 
2013-06-04 11:00:26 AM  
Pretty lady, to be sure, but those tits look like Steve Buscemi's eyes. All googly and wandering. I'm sure the pose isn't flattering, but hey, this is Fark.

/studman
 
2013-06-04 11:01:22 AM  
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2013-06-04 11:01:50 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Her breasts are as lifeless as her acting.


I'd breathe some life into them, if ya know what I mean, and I thnk you do.
 
2013-06-04 11:06:08 AM  
I'm still waiting for the picture of a Staplehead llama earmuffs Picasso thimble.  Subby fails to deliver.

// J.J.'s breasts are far from Dyn-o-mite!
 
2013-06-04 11:07:01 AM  
PUBIS or GTFO.
 
2013-06-04 11:08:58 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Her breasts are as lifeless as her acting.


This, her acting is just awful, when she is on Mad Men I can't listen I just stare at how hot she is, that is all she is good for on that show.
 
2013-06-04 11:09:28 AM  

Incetardis: Pretty lady, to be sure, but those tits look like Steve Buscemi's eyes. All googly and wandering.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-06-04 11:15:16 AM  
Man, I hate to say it but as dissapoint. I thought her boobs were nicer. Still, I'm glad I looked.  Thanks subs!

/studman25
 
2013-06-04 11:18:02 AM  

Gunderson: I'm still waiting for the picture of a Staplehead llama earmuffs Picasso thimble.  Subby fails to deliver.

// J.J.'s breasts are far from Dyn-o-mite!



Staplehead Llama Earmuffs Picasso Thimble is my new band name.
 
2013-06-04 11:18:12 AM  
They look angry and sad. Well more sad than angry.
 
2013-06-04 11:18:31 AM  
Nice! Good for her.
 
2013-06-04 11:19:21 AM  
This is just more evidence that she should never have been cast as Emma Frost.
 
2013-06-04 11:19:31 AM  

stupiddream: Staplehead Llama Earmuffs Picasso Thimble is my new band name.


What type of music do you do?
 
2013-06-04 11:23:09 AM  

PizzaJedi81: stupiddream: Staplehead Llama Earmuffs Picasso Thimble is my new band name.

What type of music do you do?


Sounds like it'd be a great XKCD-style password.


/Correct Horse Battery Stapler
 
2013-06-04 11:24:36 AM  

PizzaJedi81: stupiddream: Staplehead Llama Earmuffs Picasso Thimble is my new band name.

What type of music do you do?


Ambient prog metal with a dash of hip hop and a smidge of bluegrass, countered by avant garde jazz interludes.
 
2013-06-04 11:25:15 AM  

stupiddream: PizzaJedi81: stupiddream: Staplehead Llama Earmuffs Picasso Thimble is my new band name.

What type of music do you do?

Ambient prog metal with a dash of hip hop and a smidge of bluegrass, countered by avant garde jazz interludes.


So mostly Radiohead covers, then?
 
2013-06-04 11:28:05 AM  

PizzaJedi81: stupiddream: PizzaJedi81: stupiddream: Staplehead Llama Earmuffs Picasso Thimble is my new band name.

What type of music do you do?

Ambient prog metal with a dash of hip hop and a smidge of bluegrass, countered by avant garde jazz interludes.

So mostly Radiohead covers, then?


Spot on
 
2013-06-04 11:28:06 AM  
hmmmm.....not sure who this is. i might wish to check this out from a non-work computer.
 
2013-06-04 11:29:16 AM  
Hmmm, my guess is she lost weight for the role.  She certainly didn't need to for my sake!
 
2013-06-04 11:33:33 AM  
January comes first in the year, and I just came now.
 
2013-06-04 11:42:47 AM  
 Nice, but udderwhelming.
 
2013-06-04 11:44:50 AM  
LMAO that GQ cover sure looks doctored more than 'usual' now.....
 
2013-06-04 11:48:03 AM  
This is what pops to mind. Mainly because she's just such an awful actress.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OERYl6jU1U
 
2013-06-04 11:48:49 AM  
Picasso and thimble? Was subby doing word association after seeing that pic?
 
2013-06-04 11:51:44 AM  

Snapper Carr: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x313]


Mournful.
 
2013-06-04 11:53:34 AM  

thecpt: Picasso and thimble? Was subby doing word association after seeing that pic?


It's a play on the fact that after "goes topless" no one would be reading anymore and would have already clicked the link.


+5 points,  subby
 
2013-06-04 11:56:21 AM  
I didn't know she was Italian.
 
2013-06-04 12:00:24 PM  
Streetwalker?
Oh...Sweetwater.
 
2013-06-04 12:00:53 PM  

lesliessexxy: thecpt: Picasso and thimble? Was subby doing word association after seeing that pic?

It's a play on the fact that after "goes topless" no one would be reading anymore and would have already clicked the link.


+5 points,  subby


Uhhh, as a guy...duh.

As a guy not enthralled by said photos, maybe they are Freudian words or something.

/they have lazy eye
 
2013-06-04 12:01:27 PM  
Sure wish this would have happened pre-baby.
 
2013-06-04 12:02:20 PM  

lesliessexxy: thecpt: Picasso and thimble? Was subby doing word association after seeing that pic?

It's a play on the fact that after "goes topless" no one would be reading anymore and would have already clicked the link.


+5 points,  subby


I think thecpt is playing on the fact her breasts are small and wonky hence Picasso and thimble in the headline.
 
2013-06-04 12:02:26 PM  
Cute mosquito bites lady, what do they have to do with llama earmuffs?  Do they serve llama burrito bowls at Moe's?
 
2013-06-04 12:03:02 PM  
Hey, I've seen worse.
 
2013-06-04 12:04:16 PM  
....Awesome.
 
2013-06-04 12:10:35 PM  
meh, heard the name, don't know who she is, too lazy to google.  why I post? duuno.
 
2013-06-04 12:11:11 PM  
You'd think the term "incompetently topless" would never appear in the English language - yet she somehow achieved it.
 
2013-06-04 12:13:38 PM  
I've never seen her in anything but Mad Men, but I'm wondering if that "poor acting" is actually part of Betty's character - Betty is supposed to be bland and lifeless.  Just like January's boobs.
 
2013-06-04 12:14:03 PM  
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2013-06-04 12:16:01 PM  
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It's amazing what tape and Photoshop can do, isn't it?
 
2013-06-04 12:19:16 PM  

riverwalk barfly: I've never seen her in anything but Mad Men, but I'm wondering if that "poor acting" is actually part of Betty's character - Betty is supposed to be bland and lifeless.  Just like January's boobs.


She was like that in the X-Men movie as well.
 
2013-06-04 12:19:48 PM  
sometimes i hope that certain actresses never get topless in a movie, no matter how hot they are, because i'm afraid their boobs will be disappointing and it will ruin the perfect image i have in my mind.  i'm looking at you, jessica alba.
 
2013-06-04 12:26:54 PM  
The US actress - who is best known for playing prim and proper Betty Draper in hit TV series Mad Men ...

If Betty Draper is supposed to be prim and proper, she really is an awful actress.
 
2013-06-04 12:28:00 PM  
I alwat did think she had an obvious pornstar name.
 
2013-06-04 12:29:51 PM  

enderthexenocide: sometimes i hope that certain actresses never get topless in a movie, no matter how hot they are, because i'm afraid their boobs will be disappointing and it will ruin the perfect image i have in my mind.  i'm looking at you, jessica alba.


I take it you didn't see her cellphone preggo pics.

Just do a GIS, NSFW obviously.
 
2013-06-04 12:36:20 PM  

praymantis: FirstNationalBastard: Her breasts are as lifeless as her acting.

This, her acting is just awful, when she is on Mad Men I can't listen I just stare at how hot she is, that is all she is good for on that show.


Is she really that bad or is it an allusion to the fact that Don only married her for her looks?
 
2013-06-04 12:41:47 PM  
You know...I was going to say something like JJ being yesterday's news and that September Smith is where it's at now. Then I googled September Smith and realized there are plenty of them out there. Even some stripper/dancer whatever.
 
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