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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Not news: townspeople are somewhat offended by an "immodest statue" on Main St. Still not news, but funny: the locals take to dressing it up to cover the naughty bits. Facepalm: the city now requires a permit to dress the statue   (ksl.com) divider line 131
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2013-06-04 03:19:27 AM
Well, at least no one's destroyed it.

/stupid prudes
 
2013-06-04 10:15:49 AM
This is what people do for fun in Utah, is it?  I ask merely for information.
 
2013-06-04 10:17:32 AM
If you can fap to that statue, you are trying too hard.  That does not make me think sex, and I think sex a lot.
 
2013-06-04 10:49:00 AM
Mormons.
 
2013-06-04 10:54:03 AM

Walker: Mormons.


Morans even.
 
2013-06-04 11:22:00 AM
Yes "immodest" as in a suggestion of the outline of the female form.

www.co.summit.ut.us

I was expecting junk or at least some nippleage.
 
2013-06-04 11:31:25 AM
So I go to the link, really?  That's the immodest statue?  OFFS

This is like training art.  They aren't ready for anything that would really make them think.
 
2013-06-04 11:38:54 AM

Sybarite: Yes "immodest" as in a suggestion of the outline of the female form.

[www.co.summit.ut.us image 664x846]

I was expecting junk or at least some nippleage.


Well you got the junk part.
 
2013-06-04 11:40:51 AM
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2013-06-04 11:41:23 AM

Makh: So I go to the link, really?  That's the immodest statue?  OFFS

This is like training art.  They aren't ready for anything that would really make them think.


Exactly what I came to say.

So, this.
 
2013-06-04 11:42:04 AM
www.sonofthesouth.net
Get yer frump on, immodest harlot!
 
2013-06-04 11:42:06 AM
It would be more awesome if they only required a permit if you were going to dress the statue during the day.
 
2013-06-04 11:42:35 AM
Knees too sharp.
 
2013-06-04 11:42:41 AM

EvilEgg: If you can fap to that statue, you are trying too hard.  That does not make me think sex, and I think sex a lot.


No way I would fap to that. Sharp knees. Rusty, even.
 
2013-06-04 11:43:14 AM
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cdn2.vtourist.com
 
2013-06-04 11:45:19 AM
This was not old church ladies covering up naughty bits.

This was drunk youngsters and college kids who are stuck Living in freaking Utah.

It then turned into a localized meme.
 
2013-06-04 11:46:07 AM
Permit? We don't need no stinkin permit.
http://thecardiffkook.org/
 
2013-06-04 11:47:26 AM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

Old people oin Ohio LOVE to dress up statues of geese
 
2013-06-04 11:47:57 AM
If one of your main concerns is things being "immodest," you have the shiattiest priorities and standards in the world. Why does it always seem that human decency is inversely proportional to "moral" decency?
 
2013-06-04 11:48:21 AM
Sounds like the Manneken Pis in Flemish or le Petit Julien in Belgian French in Brussels. A city landmark. Has more costumes than LIberace.
Just don't Google it after a case of Stella Artois with the water running.
 
2013-06-04 11:48:58 AM

StarlingFive: This was not old church ladies covering up naughty bits.

This was drunk youngsters and college kids who are stuck Living in freaking Utah.

It then turned into a localized meme.


Fair enough. I can respect that. I appreciate constructive vandalism.

Not like it was an attorney general doing it...
 
2013-06-04 11:50:07 AM

BitwiseShift: Sounds like the Manneken Pis in Flemish or le Petit Julien in Belgian French in Brussels. A city landmark. Has more costumes than LIberace.
Just don't Google it after a case of Stella Artois with the water running.


There's a big, white statue of Christ on the cross at St. Anselm's Church in my neighborhood. Every time I walk by it, I want to put a t-shirt on him that says "FREE HUGS."
 
2013-06-04 11:50:08 AM

Bloody William: If one of your main concerns is things being "immodest," you have the shiattiest priorities and standards in the world. Why does it always seem that human decency is inversely proportional to "moral" decency?


This!

On the flip side I'll bet there's some freaky shiat going on in that town.
 
2013-06-04 11:50:47 AM
W.T.F.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-04 11:51:42 AM
this would blow their minds, then

www.wessexscene.co.uk
 
2013-06-04 11:51:43 AM
Our local high school has a large boulder in the front near the road. One night, some kids painted a happy birthday message on it. The school painted the rock white. A few days later, some other kids painted a different happy birthday message on it. Now the school charges students $25 to allow them to paint an approved message on the rock for one week. When they built a new middle school, it got a new rock that now also gets painted.
 
2013-06-04 11:51:46 AM
Aside from the fact that the statue isn't immodest, it's actually quite cool that the city embraced the situation instead of wasting resources to hunt down and prosecute the people who do it.
 
2013-06-04 11:51:51 AM
Does anyone not think that someone will dress her up in BDSM stuff?
 
2013-06-04 11:52:06 AM
She needs a basketball - she's clearly trying to do a Sky Hook.
 
2013-06-04 11:52:26 AM
A woman in the video apparently has the last name Beatlebrox.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-04 11:54:14 AM

FarkingReading


A woman in the video apparently has the last name Beatlebrox.


?!??!!!??? (?!?!?!?) !!
 
2013-06-04 11:54:44 AM

Sybarite: Yes "immodest" as in a suggestion of the outline of the female form.

[www.co.summit.ut.us image 664x846]

I was expecting junk or at least some nippleage.


How about a NSFW warning!  You can sort of, almost make out, an artistic representation of a female breast.

/I'll be in my bunk
//oh the vapors
 
2013-06-04 11:55:04 AM

AugieDoggyDaddy: Does anyone not think that someone will dress her up in BDSM stuff?


now THAT would be something to see.
 
2013-06-04 11:56:23 AM
"We thought it was immodest," said Bridget Wright, a Coalville resident. "So we started taking old clothes that we didn't need anymore, too small or too big or whatever, and we dressed her up."

That turned out brilliant, didn't it, you moralizing freak?
 
2013-06-04 11:57:26 AM

Makh: So I go to the link, really?  That's the immodest statue?  OFFS

This is like training art.  They aren't ready for anything that would really make them think.


Seriously. I was wondering what was immodest in that. I was expecting a grecian/roman style statue, at the very least.
 
2013-06-04 11:57:37 AM
Is this the hometown of John Ashcroft?
 
2013-06-04 11:59:05 AM

that one guy from that one place: Aside from the fact that the statue isn't immodest, it's actually quite cool that the city embraced the situation instead of wasting resources to hunt down and prosecute the people who do it.


Embraced the situation? They won't hunt down and prosecute people who don't get a permit first? I'm sure there's a fee involved (ok, maybe they did embrace the profit that can come from such a thing).
 
2013-06-04 12:02:08 PM
That's controversial? How farking uptight are these people?
 
2013-06-04 12:04:55 PM
Simpsons did it.
 
2013-06-04 12:06:28 PM
It reminds me of the people around here. They included a picture of Michelangelo's David in the paper and the locals hit the roof. One man wrote in saying "I don't know who this David is, but God would strike him down for such immodesty and sin." and another wrote in about how the paper should feel ashamed for showing their children gay pornography.

I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. North Carolina is odd in places.
 
2013-06-04 12:08:00 PM
I am still trying to figure out why a man would want 4 wives. Do the positives truly outweigh the negatives?
 
2013-06-04 12:08:41 PM

Sybarite: Yes "immodest" as in a suggestion of the outline of the female form.

[www.co.summit.ut.us image 664x846]

I was expecting junk or at least some nippleage.


Jebus... seriously?  The Taliban have won.
 
2013-06-04 12:08:41 PM
fu(kin' rubes
 
2013-06-04 12:11:34 PM

abhorrent1: That's controversial? How farking uptight are these people?


Difficulty: Utah.
 
2013-06-04 12:11:54 PM

AugieDoggyDaddy: Does anyone not think that someone will dress her up in BDSM stuff?


Unlikely, as that shiat's expensive

/or so I've been told
 
2013-06-04 12:11:54 PM
Is the 'cool' tag busy waiting for its turn?

And prudes: everybody already knows that you have genitals that you like to use for sexual pleasures. Get over it already.
 
2013-06-04 12:12:10 PM

StarlingFive: This was not old church ladies covering up naughty bits.

This was drunk youngsters and college kids who are stuck Living in freaking Utah.

It then turned into a localized meme.


Seriously. The prudes in this thread are the ones who don't think it's fun to have a statue to dress up.
 
2013-06-04 12:12:39 PM

PsyLord: ... seriously?  The Taliban have won



Actually, they're not in the playoffs this year. Uniforms didn't have permit.
 
2013-06-04 12:14:39 PM

generallyso: Is this the hometown of John Ashcroft?


timbuk3.com
 
2013-06-04 12:14:56 PM
Oblig hometown statue pic:
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
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