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(New Musical Express)   Maybe there IS such a thing as bad publicity: "Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins denies baby rape charges"   (nme.com) divider line 49
    More: Strange, bad publicity, Lostprophets, Lostprophets singer, singer Ian, Cardiff Crown Court, jamie  
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2013-06-03 06:44:31 PM  
He denied two charges of raping a baby

Is "baby rape" a real charge in Britain?
 
2013-06-03 06:46:01 PM  
Not really, never heard of this band before
 
2013-06-03 06:52:09 PM  
Stop raping babies.
 
2013-06-03 06:56:14 PM  
So has he stopped raping babies/.
 
2013-06-03 07:03:15 PM  
It was in poor taste for him to do a cover of 'Baby Love
 
2013-06-03 07:06:56 PM  
i always hate it when i get my hotel bill and have to dispute a baby-rape charge.  just because the minibar is short two babies doesn't mean i had them both.  one is more than enough, tyvm
 
2013-06-03 07:10:23 PM  
Wait.. it's illegal to rape babies?

I guess you learn something new everyday.
 
2013-06-03 07:12:38 PM  
Is it the crappy weather that causes this in Britain?  Boredom?

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/ Just to show a few
/ Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ
 
2013-06-03 07:17:19 PM  
That's not celebrity, subby.  That's basically saying, "have you ever had the opportunity to find out just how many splinters there are on a prison mop?  No, well today's your lucky day."


//Even if he gets off on the baby rape he's screwed
//okay, bad choice of words
//Aisle seat, and I'll have the fish.
 
2013-06-03 07:21:20 PM  

AGremlin: Is it the crappy weather that causes this in Britain?  Boredom?

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/ Just to show a few
/ Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ


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2013-06-03 07:31:28 PM  
That kind of publicity will definitely result in some lost profits for that band.

Thank you and good night.
 
2013-06-03 07:33:51 PM  

AGremlin: / Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ


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"Your ass is mine."
 
2013-06-03 07:35:34 PM  
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2013-06-03 07:39:03 PM  
At least he did embrace the charges, revel and luxuriate in them.
 
2013-06-03 07:47:30 PM  

fusillade762: AGremlin: / Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ

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"Your ass is mine."


Oh yeah, Rooney.

Tellingthem: AGremlin: Is it the crappy weather that causes this in Britain?  Boredom?

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/ Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ

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Forgot about Elmo.

/  I guess the UK doesn't have the monopoly on the pedo entertainers
 
2013-06-03 07:48:00 PM  
Yeah, well, I had never heard of him or his band before this baby-raping incident.  I'l probabyly have to buy an album now.
 
2013-06-03 07:48:22 PM  
Could just be a Serbian thing...
 
2013-06-03 07:54:23 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: That kind of publicity will definitely result in some lost profits for that band.

Thank you and good night.


Was going to say this, more or less.
 
2013-06-03 08:00:05 PM  

AGremlin: / Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ


cinemaelectronica.files.wordpress.com

I'm calling it. No man willingly cries this much in public without some dirty secret.
 
2013-06-03 08:06:33 PM  

GungFu: AGremlin: / Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ

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I'm calling it. No man willingly cries this much in public without some dirty secret.


Nice.  But I said entertainer.
 
2013-06-03 08:18:07 PM  
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2013-06-03 08:55:25 PM  
For those who are asking "who?" Last Train Home was probably their most popular single. The rest of the album is pretty good. It'd be a shame if it's true, because baby rape is pretty bad.
 
2013-06-03 09:25:10 PM  

AGremlin: Is it the crappy weather that causes this in Britain?  Boredom?

  



/ Just to show a few
/ Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ


R. Kelly?
 
2013-06-03 09:28:56 PM  
"He denied two charges of raping a baby, a charge of conspiracy to rape another child and other offences including sexual assault."

good to know they don't charge you for the first one.
 
2013-06-03 09:56:12 PM  
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2013-06-03 09:59:05 PM  

AGremlin: GungFu: AGremlin: / Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ

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I'm calling it. No man willingly cries this much in public without some dirty secret.

Nice.  But I said entertainer.


I hope you're not suggesting the man is a journalist...
 
2013-06-03 10:30:09 PM  

nmrsnr: For those who are asking "who?" Last Train Home was probably their most popular single. The rest of the album is pretty good. It'd be a shame if it's true, because baby rape is pretty bad.


I like the part where he sings about how emotional it makes him when his mom tells him to stop raping babies and do his homework.
 
2013-06-03 10:40:48 PM  

fusillade762: AGremlin: GungFu: AGremlin: / Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ

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I'm calling it. No man willingly cries this much in public without some dirty secret.

Nice.  But I said entertainer.

I hope you're not suggesting the man is a journalist...


Well, the IRS frowns on "Carcinogenic Parasite" as a job title on the 1040.
 
2013-06-03 10:41:19 PM  
There exist memes, the sight of which I will regret to my dying day. I think I'm just going to leave it at that.
 
2013-06-03 11:10:21 PM  
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2013-06-03 11:11:16 PM  

fusillade762: AGremlin: GungFu: AGremlin: / Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ

[cinemaelectronica.files.wordpress.com image 638x476]

I'm calling it. No man willingly cries this much in public without some dirty secret.

Nice.  But I said entertainer.

I hope you're not suggesting the man is a journalist...


And I hope you're not suggesting he's a man.
 
2013-06-03 11:17:21 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: AGremlin: Is it the crappy weather that causes this in Britain?  Boredom?

/ Just to show a few
/ Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ

R. Kelly?


Good one.  But has R. Kelly really ever entertained anyone?

/ Dave Chapelle as R. Kelly....maybe
 
2013-06-03 11:49:35 PM  
It's awwwwright
 
2013-06-04 12:48:00 AM  
Came for the magical fark frog, leaving satisfied.

"Joseph Smith, don't rape a baby . . . "
 
2013-06-04 01:15:53 AM  
I found one of their CDs in an old shoe box, and I listen to it while taking my daughter to school. Now I'll probably throw it out the window.
 
2013-06-04 01:18:59 AM  

Fox10456: I found one of their CDs in an old shoe box, and I listen to it while taking my daughter to school. Now I'll probably throw it out the window.


Just stare lustfully at your daughter instead..it's what Ian would want...
 
2013-06-04 02:20:48 AM  
I like how he doesn't even have to show up in court himself to address the baby rape accusation.
 
2013-06-04 02:31:25 AM  

nmrsnr: For those who are asking "who?" Last Train Home was probably their most popular single. The rest of the album is pretty good. It'd be a shame if it's true, because baby rape is pretty bad.


Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja is the only song I think of when I think of lostprophets... probably because it's the only one I actually know from them.
 
2013-06-04 02:48:38 AM  
 
2013-06-04 05:02:35 AM  
Uh....

Nobody really defined baby.
 
2013-06-04 05:53:11 AM  

Another Government Employee: Uh....

Nobody really defined baby.


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2013-06-04 05:56:34 AM  
I really wish they would suppress the name of everyone involved in certain crimes, hell even all crimes, until there's a conviction.  That is taint that never washes off.  Even if found not guilty, or determined to be entirely fabricated, everyone just assumes you "got away with it".

AGremlin: Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ


"Identified" being the key word there.  There's a hell of a lot more money going on in Hollywood, and a heavier reason for people to keep their mouths shut, because the worst abusers are the ones who hold the strings; directors, producers, company guys, money men.  Paedophilia is a big problem there because predators with the power and money to shut mouths have easy access to vulnerable kids who have huge pressure to keep earning that money and fame.

I don't know how adults put up with it, it's no surprise the kids end up coming out insane.  How desperate for fame do you have to be to say yes to giving Joel Schumacher a rimjob just to get a background walk on role in a film?
 
2013-06-04 06:52:32 AM  
Hmmmm puts a new spin on their "hit" single from 7 years ago "Way back home"
 
2013-06-04 07:44:36 AM  

Fox10456: I found one of their CDs in an old shoe box, and I listen to it while taking my daughter to school. Now I'll probably throw it out the window.


same here, found one their CDs while packing up my house....now I feel...weird about it....

Hmm...I'm not scared though.

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2013-06-04 09:44:12 AM  

fusillade762: AGremlin: / Trying to think of the last US entertainer identified as a possible pedo besides MJ



"Your ass is mine."


Hahaa! Just watched that last night. Strangely my daughter has plans to watch it on her 21st birthday this coming saturday.
 
2013-06-04 10:04:46 AM  
That's bad, but at least it's not baby lamb rape. That would be aweful
 
2013-06-04 11:56:12 AM  

StealthStalker: nmrsnr: For those who are asking "who?" Last Train Home was probably their most popular single. The rest of the album is pretty good. It'd be a shame if it's true, because baby rape is pretty bad.

Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja is the only song I think of when I think of lostprophets... probably because it's the only one I actually know from them.


They're hit or miss. Good summer car music, though I've only ever heard their first two albums.
 
2013-06-04 05:58:10 PM  

squidgod2000: StealthStalker: nmrsnr: For those who are asking "who?" Last Train Home was probably their most popular single. The rest of the album is pretty good. It'd be a shame if it's true, because baby rape is pretty bad.

Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja is the only song I think of when I think of lostprophets... probably because it's the only one I actually know from them.

They're hit or miss. Good summer car music, though I've only ever heard their first two albums.


Some decent workout music too.

/nothing else to add
 
2013-06-04 06:22:59 PM  

LewDux: That's bad, but at least it's not baby lamb rape. That would be aweful

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