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(Buzzfeed)   Introducing the Donut Bacon and Egg Sandwich, because America isn't fat enough yet   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 63
    More: Sick, Dang, bacon sandwich, Greater Boston, Dunkin' Donuts, doughnuts  
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2013-06-03 07:49:31 PM  
 
2013-06-03 08:00:44 PM  
They're being fattened for slaughter. Let them be.
 
2013-06-03 08:18:34 PM  
Hey hey hey

That samich would be just fine if you run uphill 32 miles every day.

Sheesh. Nannies.
 
2013-06-03 08:30:24 PM  
 dailybail.com
Takes notice.
 
2013-06-03 08:50:49 PM  
I would try one. And then be wracked with guilt.

/and then I'd probably have another one the next day, and so on
//so best I stay clear
 
2013-06-03 08:55:57 PM  
And I'm proud to be un-American
Where at least I can see my feet

...

I need to work on my parody song-writing.
 
2013-06-03 09:37:25 PM  

Twist-42: A local food truck had a bacon cheeseburger with a split Krispy Kreme donut for the buns and it was awesome!


Me at UMD's homecoming three years ago:

i44.tinypic.com

Those things are good as hell.

And definitely a sometimes food.
 
2013-06-03 09:39:59 PM  

TheRameres: skullkrusher: Lsherm: Side note: Dunkin's doughnut breakfast sandwich has fewer calories (360) than its "healthy" new turkey sausage sandwich (390)

360 calories for a fast food breakfast sandwich isn't beyond the pale.  An Egg McMuffin only has 300 calories, but a Sausage McMuffin has 370, and with egg it has 460.  Most all of the other McDonald's breakfast choices are above 450 calories.

came for this:

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-dunkin-donuts-glazed-donut-i1 19 302

D&D glazed donut has 260 calories

http://www.dunkindonuts.com/content/dunkindonuts/en/menu/nutrition/n ut rition_catalog.html

plain bagel has 310

obvious difference in the fat departments but most people wouldn't scoff at a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel but there are a shiatton of cals in bagels

/ex bagelry employee

Is it just me or does something not add up?

One egg and one piece of bacon is 110 calories (70 for the egg, 40 for the bacon).

If the donut alone is 260, shouldn't that mean at a minimum, it should be 370?

Plus I'm reading "fried eggs and bacon" - that implies more than one egg.  So maybe really 440 calories?

All and all, if you're going to pick up one of these (plus some tator tots per the picture), just plan on doing a bunch of yard work or walking later that day and skip out on any morning snack you might have.  A 700-800 calorie intake in the morning plus some exercise really isn't too bad as a weekend indulgance.


It's two donuts so add another 260 calories.
 
2013-06-03 09:58:52 PM  
static.giantbomb.com

/Coming from a fatty, that must mean something
 
2013-06-03 11:46:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-04 01:27:58 AM  

Canton: TuteTibiImperes: TheShavingofOccam123: I could see a cake donut egg and bacon sandwich. Especially if it had some savory stuff tossed into the dough and A LITTLE OF THE SWEETNESS REDUCED!!1!

/blaspheme emphasized by author

Cake donuts are the miracle whip of the donut world, i.e. abominations.

Blasphemy. Yeast donuts have no place in the world of cider.

[i43.tinypic.com image 585x380]

Also, cake donuts are delicious.

/So are yeast donuts.
//But cider donuts are the best.
///Nomnomnom


What is this magical cider donut of which you speak?
 
2013-06-04 04:25:02 AM  
At some point America will become so fat its collective weight will turn the entire country into a neutron star.

/I say this as a slightly larger than I'd like to be American
//Still under 200lbs tho.
 
2013-06-04 12:21:40 PM  

I. R. Rottweiler: Canton: TuteTibiImperes: TheShavingofOccam123: I could see a cake donut egg and bacon sandwich. Especially if it had some savory stuff tossed into the dough and A LITTLE OF THE SWEETNESS REDUCED!!1!

/blaspheme emphasized by author

Cake donuts are the miracle whip of the donut world, i.e. abominations.

Blasphemy. Yeast donuts have no place in the world of cider.

[i43.tinypic.com image 585x380]

Also, cake donuts are delicious.

/So are yeast donuts.
//But cider donuts are the best.
///Nomnomnom

What is this magical cider donut of which you speak?


Ahh, the cider donut is a staple autumn pastry. Although they would be wonderful year-round, they perfectly accompany sweet apple cider (preferably unpasteurized.) They can be found freshly made at midwestern cider mills, and are perfect for dunking, or just on the side, depending on your preference. They may be sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar, but I have never seen one glazed. That would just take away from the warm magic that is the cider donut.

/Sounds fat
//Kinda fat
///Working on that
 
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