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(The Atlantic Wire)   Donald Trump believes that Mitt Romney lost the election because he failed to utilize the overwhelming star-power and political genius of the GOP's greatest and most-beloved figure: Donald Trump, of course   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 65
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2013-06-03 01:20:22 PM
Of course F*ckface von Clownstick said that.

/F*ckface von Clownstick
 
2013-06-03 01:22:32 PM
lynnrockets.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-03 01:22:49 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Of course F*ckface von Clownstick said that.

/F*ckface von Clownstick


I'm pretty sure he would legally change his name to that if it would get more people to look at him.

Then again, he'd put his penis in his own father if it would get his dad's proctologist to ask him to move.

/that last part is shamelessly stolen from seanbaby
//credit where it's due
 
2013-06-03 01:22:58 PM
Ha hah Ha! Oh, Wow!
 
2013-06-03 01:26:26 PM
Romney-Trump: Plutocrats Forever
 
2013-06-03 01:27:03 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-06-03 01:30:02 PM
No one on this planet loves themselves more than Donald Trump.  Even Gene Simmons thinks Trump over does it when it comes to self-promotion.
 
2013-06-03 01:30:12 PM
The same star-power that wrecked the USFL?

/He thought the Generals were due!
 
2013-06-03 01:31:10 PM
Wow, lots of typos in the headlines today.
 
2013-06-03 01:31:25 PM
Trump got it absolutely right. The GOP needs to put him more front-and-center next time around. . .

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease. . . .
 
2013-06-03 01:31:59 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
A guaranteed election win or my name isn't F*ckface von Clownstick- DAMMIT! Trump, Donald Trumps!
 
2013-06-03 01:34:02 PM
The article so pointless about the attention whore so inconsequential nobody bothers to comment on it.
 
2013-06-03 01:35:05 PM
One could speculate on the plethora of reasons that Mitt lost.

Leave it to Trump to fine the one reason that didn't factor in.

/nailed it!!
 
2013-06-03 01:36:49 PM
It must be quite liberating to be born completely lacking self awareness.

/  F*ckface von Clownstick
 
2013-06-03 01:37:56 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Of course F*ckface von Clownstick said that.

/F*ckface von Clownstick


Fark me I am so stealing that. XD
 
2013-06-03 01:39:44 PM
Moar boatrocking plz Donald.  You are destined for victory.
 
2013-06-03 01:42:30 PM

oldfarthenry: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x466]
A guaranteed election win or my name isn't F*ckface von Clownstick- DAMMIT! Trump, Donald Trumps!


Ladies and gentlemen, your FARK Post of the WeekTM.
 
2013-06-03 01:49:08 PM
I can't take anyone that walks around with a furry vermin on his head seriously
 
2013-06-03 01:51:34 PM

Poopspasm: Then again, he'd put his penis in his own father if it would get his dad's proctologist to ask him to move.


I'm not sure I get that one.  If this is some kind of statement on Trump's "notice me, notice me" attitude, it is really a clumsy one.

Why would he want his dad's proctologist to notice him and ask him to move?

Not sure SeanBaby deserves credit for such a sloppy dig.
 
2013-06-03 01:54:07 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-06-03 01:55:00 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Of course F*ckface von Clownstick said that.

/F*ckface von Clownstick


I love the fact that not only did the name stick, but it clearly got to Trump.
www.bizpacreview.com
static5.businessinsider.com
 
2013-06-03 01:57:25 PM

secularsage: Wow, lots of typos in the headlines today.


Rule 1 of Fark Greenlights.

i301.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-03 01:57:58 PM
I have to wonder if the DOnald is a complete act at this point.  I mean somebody who made that much money can't be THAT stupid in real life, can they?  And how can a control-freak CEO be seriously upset that another control-freak CEO wouldn't completely scrap his own carefully-crafted (well, okay, but MITT thought of it that way, I'm sure) messaging strategy for an ad that a complete amatuer knocked together and was demanding he run out of left feild.?
 
2013-06-03 01:58:02 PM
He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
 
2013-06-03 02:07:56 PM

Magorn: I have to wonder if the DOnald is a complete act at this point.  I mean somebody who made that much money can't be THAT stupid in real life, can they?  And how can a control-freak CEO be seriously upset that another control-freak CEO wouldn't completely scrap his own carefully-crafted (well, okay, but MITT thought of it that way, I'm sure) messaging strategy for an ad that a complete amatuer knocked together and was demanding he run out of left feild.?


Does the color of the sky on your planet match the oceans? I always thought that was a nice touch, here on earth.
 
2013-06-03 02:10:42 PM

Magorn: I have to wonder if the DOnald is a complete act at this point.  I mean somebody who made that much money can't be THAT stupid in real life, can they?  And how can a control-freak CEO be seriously upset that another control-freak CEO wouldn't completely scrap his own carefully-crafted (well, okay, but MITT thought of it that way, I'm sure) messaging strategy for an ad that a complete amatuer knocked together and was demanding he run out of left feild.?



He was born rich and has declared bankruptcy at least four times.
 
2013-06-03 02:13:27 PM
He also didn't really do enough to appeal to white and upscale voters.
 
2013-06-03 02:23:15 PM

Magorn: I have to wonder if the DOnald is a complete act at this point.  I mean somebody who made that much money can't be THAT stupid in real life, can they?


Spy magazine asked and answered that question in the 1980s
 
2013-06-03 02:26:38 PM
Magorn

He's only ever been good at self-promotion and schmoozing with other rich people to get them to invest in his bullshiat, he's actually shown himself to be terrible at basically everything else. All mouth and no trousers as the British would say.
 
2013-06-03 02:27:06 PM

SpectroBoy: It must be quite liberating to be born completely lacking self awareness.

/  F*ckface von Clownstick


I disagree.  He's overwhelmingly self-aware.  In fact, the only thing he IS aware of is himself.

/F*ckface von Clownstick
 
2013-06-03 02:27:11 PM
I think he should continue his transformation - Donald Trump --> F*uckface von Clownstick --> Metaworld von Clownstick -->  The Artist Formerly Known as F*uckface von Clownstick.

Eventually, we'll just have to write his name as *.  Which is the way this has been going anyway.
 
2013-06-03 02:35:34 PM
My favorite post-election Trump tweet was when he advocated for the overthrow of the government of the United States of America because his guy didn't win.
 
2013-06-03 02:41:19 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: My favorite post-election Trump tweet was when he advocated for the overthrow of the government of the United States of America because his guy didn't win.


That's pretty much what South Carolina did in 1860.
 
2013-06-03 02:42:25 PM

mcnguyen: Spy magazine asked and answered that question in the 1980s


Short-fingered vulgarian!

God, I miss Spy.
 
2013-06-03 02:48:24 PM

ikanreed: That's pretty much what South Carolina did in 1860.


Haha, yeah and this time white trash wasn't going to charge where the rich white male pointed.
 
2013-06-03 02:53:33 PM

Glenford: Two Dogs Farking: Of course F*ckface von Clownstick said that.

/F*ckface von Clownstick

I love the fact that not only did the name stick, but it clearly got to Trump.
[www.bizpacreview.com image 532x338]
[static5.businessinsider.com image 537x416]


He is incredibly thin-skinned, much like Sarah Palin.  They both have a middle-school child's need to retort "I know you are but what am I?"

That makes them that much more fun to poke with a stick.

I dare one of you to go to his Facebook page and call him "F*ckface von Clownstick".  I guarantee you he will take the bait.
 
2013-06-03 03:02:59 PM

freetomato: Glenford: Two Dogs Farking: Of course F*ckface von Clownstick said that.

/F*ckface von Clownstick

I love the fact that not only did the name stick, but it clearly got to Trump.
[www.bizpacreview.com image 532x338]
[static5.businessinsider.com image 537x416]

He is incredibly thin-skinned, much like Sarah Palin.  They both have a middle-school child's need to retort "I know you are but what am I?"

That makes them that much more fun to poke with a stick.

I dare one of you to go to his Facebook page and call him "F*ckface von Clownstick".  I guarantee you he will take the bait.


Even better....get the domain F*ckfacevonClownstick.com and Google bomb him.
 
2013-06-03 03:03:29 PM

freetomato: He is incredibly thin-skinned, much like Sarah Palin.  They both have a middle-school child's need to retort "I know you are but what am I?"


That wouldn't even bother me if they weren't usually the ones to start it. Sarah "Pitbull with Lipstick" Palin comes out swinging, and Conservatives cheer because "our gal really sticks it to them Libs" but as soon as someone responds, suddenly she's the martyr of the ages. Same with Trump. They're like the poster children for can-dish-it-out-but-can't-take-it-itis.
 
2013-06-03 03:03:39 PM

urbangirl: SpectroBoy: It must be quite liberating to be born completely lacking self awareness.

/  F*ckface von Clownstick

I disagree.  He's overwhelmingly self-aware.  In fact, the only thing he IS aware of is himself.

/F*ckface von Clownstick


s1.ibtimes.com

Doesn't get it.
 
2013-06-03 03:10:57 PM
If only he had taken Colbert up on his offer...

oi44.tinypic.com

...we may respect him more today.
 
2013-06-03 03:47:38 PM
If F*ckface Von Clownstick had gotten his way in 2012, the election would have been 315-0 for Obama.
 
2013-06-03 03:48:41 PM
He really isn't ever going to just go away and stop bothering everyone, is he?
 
2013-06-03 04:05:07 PM
Gyrfalcon: If F*ckface Von Clownstick had gotten his way in 2012, the election would have been 315-0538-0 for Obama.

/FTFY
 
2013-06-03 04:06:18 PM

Glenford: freetomato: Glenford: Two Dogs Farking: Of course F*ckface von Clownstick said that.

/F*ckface von Clownstick

I love the fact that not only did the name stick, but it clearly got to Trump.
[www.bizpacreview.com image 532x338]
[static5.businessinsider.com image 537x416]

Even better....get the domain F*ckfacevonClownstick.com and Google bomb him.


Someone already has that one....
 
2013-06-03 04:14:30 PM
F*ckface von Clownstick:  Best. Name. Evah.
 
2013-06-03 04:39:33 PM
Would someone please suffocate him with his own toupee already?
 
2013-06-03 05:09:04 PM
So I know we have some truly dedicated Farkers keeping track of the current lists of GoP's threats to America (not the exact wording, but ya'll know what I'm talking about).

Can we get a list of "reasons the Republican party lost the 2012 Presidential Election" (that of course won't include things like "toxic campaign, espousing of values that would be more at home at a 1950s Klan rally, etc, etc,) ?
 
2013-06-03 05:17:42 PM
You can't be Donald Trump and not be a dissociative psychopath. He's full blown.
 
2013-06-03 05:18:32 PM
Trump "doesn't like to be associated with failure."

That's the joke.
 
2013-06-03 05:55:27 PM
I still think F*ckface there is spending too much time obsessing over Jewish names than someone of German ancestry really should .
 
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