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(NYPost)   It's normal after breaking up with a boyfriend to go out and get drunk. It's not normal to get so drunk you try to skip out on a cab fare and throw your panties at the police. "Eat my ass, you f--king pigs"   (nypost.com) divider line 58
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2013-06-03 10:41:45 AM
Judging from he picture, I'm fairly certain her panties could legally be categorized as a bio-hazard.
 
2013-06-03 10:47:41 AM
ooh a lady!
 
2013-06-03 10:55:57 AM
Those would be some big panties. Those cops could have been tied up for hours if they got tangled up in them.
 
2013-06-03 11:44:40 AM
So...she's single then?
 
2013-06-03 11:59:33 AM

ongbok: Those would be some big panties. Those cops could have been tied up for hours if they got tangled up in them.


It would be like when Superman threw the big cellophane S-Shield at Zod and his gang in Superman 2.
 
2013-06-03 12:06:50 PM
Or, Tuesday night for Lindsay Lohan.
 
2013-06-03 12:08:19 PM
It's not?
 
2013-06-03 12:09:57 PM
"Everyone was in a festive mood," she said. "Things were flowing. Then things got out of control. I was wasted - all caps bold. You couldn't get bigger, all caps bold, wasted."

Yup.
 
2013-06-03 12:20:38 PM
From TFA:

The incident was captured on the deli's surveillance video, which shows Hendricks charging out of the shop, her butt exposed, and lunging at officers.

God help me, but this is the first image that popped into my mind:

www.glenwoodnyc.com

Someone just put me out of my misery.....
 
2013-06-03 12:37:50 PM

ongbok: Those would be some big panties. Those cops could have been tied up for hours if they got tangled up in them.



www.nickypapers.com
 
2013-06-03 12:53:10 PM
www.troll.me
 
2013-06-03 01:41:06 PM
I love this story
 
2013-06-03 01:42:34 PM

Yes... like anyone is going to eat this woman's ass out.



www.nypost.com
 
2013-06-03 01:42:35 PM

Fissile: Judging from he picture, I'm fairly certain her panties could legally be categorized as a bio-hazard.


Gotta be a level 2 at least.
 
2013-06-03 01:42:48 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-03 01:43:22 PM
Wow - she could have escaped while the cops tried to fend off the massive panties

www.nypost.com

BTW - nice angle on the photo...most appropriate
 
2013-06-03 01:43:41 PM
Those aren't panties.  Those are underpants.

After a certain weight limit, panties, with their suggestion of daintiness and femininity, no longer apply.
 
2013-06-03 01:43:54 PM
The immigrant dude running the deli was totally nonplussed.  He's probably seen much worse.
 
2013-06-03 01:44:37 PM

bim1154: Yes... like anyone is going to eat this woman's ass out.

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On second thought... this is Fark where anything is possible.  Some of you are sick! You hear me... very sick!
 
2013-06-03 01:45:40 PM

bim1154: Yes... like anyone is going to eat this woman's ass out.


Now you have me craving a Taco Bell Gordita!
 
2013-06-03 01:45:56 PM
She should sue the bar/restaurant.  She was obviously over-served.

/not her fault
 
2013-06-03 01:46:04 PM
A $6 cab fare? How far did she go, half a block?
 
2013-06-03 01:47:39 PM

ku4a: A $6 cab fare? How far did she go, half a block?


yep. Or approximately from the front of her panties to the back.
 
2013-06-03 01:47:40 PM

toetag: bim1154: Yes... like anyone is going to eat this woman's ass out.

Now you have me craving a Taco Bell Gordita!


I think I mentioned you in my second comment right above yours.  Well done my friend.
 
2013-06-03 01:50:45 PM
"Everybody has something like this happened to them," the lawyer reasoned

God I hope not...
 
2013-06-03 01:50:58 PM
What a shame for the boyfriend, because she certainly sounds like a keeper!
 
2013-06-03 01:51:28 PM
"Everyone was in a festive mood,"

I guess so.
 
2013-06-03 01:52:51 PM
Subby: It's normal after breaking up with a boyfriend to go out and get drunk. It's not normal to get so drunk you try to skip out on a cab fare and throw your panties at the police. "Eat my ass, you f--king pigs"

But on meth it is.
 
2013-06-03 02:01:28 PM
Eat my ass?  HPV trifecta?
 
2013-06-03 02:01:35 PM

Mock26: What a shame for the boyfriend, because she certainly sounds like a keeper!


Yeah, I hear ya.
 
2013-06-03 02:01:51 PM

airsupport: Those aren't panties.  Those are underpants.

After a certain weight limit, panties, with their suggestion of daintiness and femininity, no longer apply.


I came here to say the same thing, panties are small and delicate and should not be able to fit me (6' 200lbs)
/maybe a little more than 200
 
2013-06-03 02:01:52 PM
Panties In The Wind - Elton John.
 
2013-06-03 02:02:53 PM
I hear it can cause throat cancer....
 
2013-06-03 02:04:28 PM

kid_icarus: "Everyone was in a festive mood," she said. "Things were flowing. Then things got out of control. I was wasted - all caps bold. You couldn't get bigger, all caps bold, wasted."

Yup.


What's her Fark handle?
 
2013-06-03 02:08:54 PM
When I imagine her throwing her panties, I can only think she thought it was going to work like when Superman threw his "S" symbol at Zod Jr.

www.herogohome.com
 
2013-06-03 02:10:36 PM

ku4a: A $6 cab fare? How far did she go, half a block?



I think the size of her "panties" might be an indicator that she is not much of a walker, no matter what distance.
 
2013-06-03 02:11:12 PM
"Lady parts"?  Geez, NYP, everybody knows it's called a vajayjay.
 
2013-06-03 02:12:00 PM
"Eat my ass, you f--king pigs"

Not even with subbys teeth.
 
2013-06-03 02:15:11 PM

Fissile: Judging from he picture, I'm fairly certain her panties could legally be categorized as a bio-hazard circus tent....

 
2013-06-03 02:16:26 PM
barf
 
2013-06-03 02:21:32 PM
Between how not-hot she is, the dollar value involved and the threat to her career... someone at the newspaper must have a grudge against her. If we had real journalists left in this country this doesn't get published.

I still think it is really stupid that people can get arrested for things that they do when drunk. If they can't make good decisions while driving, how are they expected to make good decisions about other things? Plus at least she didn't drive.
 
2013-06-03 02:33:12 PM
Tequilafied mood amplification can be bad.

/especially when chugged from an industrial bug sprayer in Mazatlan.
 
2013-06-03 03:07:46 PM
I'd eat a pigs ass (if they cook it right).
 
2013-06-03 03:09:53 PM

FrancoFile: nonplussed


that's not what that means

/usage nazi
 
2013-06-03 03:17:24 PM

ski9600: She should sue the bar/restaurant.  She was obviously over-served.

/not her fault


Yup.
 
2013-06-03 03:29:36 PM

Bullseyed: I still think it is really stupid that people can get arrested for things that they do when drunk. If they can't make good decisions while driving, how are they expected to make good decisions about other things?


I agree. Somebody must have held her down and force fed her those drinks like they were fattening a foie gras goose. I'm pretty sure that is the only way to get drunk anyway.
 
2013-06-03 04:27:31 PM

FrancoFile: The immigrant dude running the deli was totally nonplussed.  He's probably seen much worse.


i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-03 04:37:44 PM
I'm getting ALL CAPS BOLD wasted tonight watching the Bruins/Pens game.

/Go B's
 
2013-06-03 04:46:58 PM

Barfmaker: FrancoFile: The immigrant dude running the deli was totally nonplussed.  He's probably seen much worse.

[i23.photobucket.com image 425x368]


Definition of nonplussedadjective 1(of a person) surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react:he would be completely nonplussed and embarrassed at the idea 2North American informal (of a person) not disconcerted; unperturbed.
 
2013-06-03 05:23:34 PM
Fark handle?
 
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