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2013-06-03 09:59:43 AM  

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"

2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21)BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-06-03 10:00:30 AM  
I have Smackdown on DVR, but due to horrible weather here, my DVR missed part of it when the signal went out.  I'll rewatch what I have, but by chance, did anyone see TenorReaper and her signs?
 
2013-06-03 10:44:03 AM  
Hmm, not sure about how strong the headline is, but then again this is Senile Vince's Show we're discussing 'round these parts... either way, it's time for the 1004 Horsemen of the Apocalypse to take back from the pony queen what is rightfully ours!
 
2013-06-03 11:18:07 AM  
Hey, it's the best I could do, with virtually nothing planned for this week's RAW, and only one match confirmed for Payback, lulz.

And hey, the pony queen may have a gredunza belt, but I still have the other!   Besides, maybe if we play our cards right, we may even be able to form a power sharing agreement with the leader of the Nexus.  :)
 
2013-06-03 01:26:17 PM  
Guys, I just want you to know I read the script early.

I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but there's a little bit of homosexuality involving Cena and Axel.
 
2013-06-03 01:52:50 PM  

hardinparamedic: Guys, I just want you to know I read the script early.

I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but there's a little bit of homosexuality involving Cena and Axel.


Let me guess: Cena makes a gay and a dick joke about Curtis Axel. Later we see a commercial about not being a bully?
 
2013-06-03 02:33:39 PM  
I'll check in around 1004 later, but I'll mostly be throwing shiat at my TV and screaming out my NBA conspiracy theories when calls go against the Pacers.
 
2013-06-03 02:36:54 PM  

hardinparamedic: Guys, I just want you to know I read the script early.

I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but there's a little bit of homosexuality involving Cena and Axel.


First instinct is to dismiss this as trollish.  But, if it was deemed to be 'good for this business-ah', then they'd do it.  Hell, I can already envision that as an angle to bring Swagger and Colter out to feud with Axel...since I'm sure any homoerotic behavior is not welcome in Jack Thwagger's America.
 
2013-06-03 02:38:15 PM  

dugitman: I'll check in around 1004 later, but I'll mostly be throwing shiat at my TV and screaming out my NBA conspiracy theories when calls go against the Pacers.


Having watched the Pacers a bit during their great runs a few years back, my question would be:  when is the NBA NOT conspiring against the Pacers?
 
2013-06-03 03:29:58 PM  
THE TAG TEAM CHAMPS IS HERE! (It's gonna be sad when I can't open with that anymore...)

I'm ready to retain, yet again, with my partner GMJ. Bring it, marks!

WE ARE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WE ARE THE GREDUNZA CHAMPIONS!!
 
2013-06-03 03:44:09 PM  
 
2013-06-03 03:46:45 PM  
Ah yes!  The Church of REDACTED is recruiting...but you must first confess your sins and drink from the maple flavored vodak.  :D
 
2013-06-03 04:14:15 PM  
Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.
 
2013-06-03 04:15:26 PM  

cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.


Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.
 
2013-06-03 04:22:11 PM  

Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.


Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.
 
2013-06-03 04:24:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.

Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.


I will admit to one thing: bitter enemies on politics tab are best friends in an FWC thread.
 
2013-06-03 04:42:37 PM  

cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.

Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.

I will admit to one thing: bitter enemies on politics tab are best friends in an FWC thread.


Just proves the old saying: "Politics wrestling makes strange bedfellows."
 
2013-06-03 04:45:24 PM  

cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.

Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.

I will admit to one thing: bitter enemies on politics tab are best friends in an FWC thread.


Well said, but for the record, you're not on my 'bitter enemies' list.  Having strong disagreements on various issues (esp. ones as superficial as political topics) isn't worth getting worked up over, imo.  Besides, it's the internet.  I try not to take anything personally.  :)

I do have a few folks on ignore for being either obvious trolls or just downright, 110% rude/hateful, but you're not on that list.
 
2013-06-03 04:47:30 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.

Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.

I will admit to one thing: bitter enemies on politics tab are best friends in an FWC thread.

Well said, but for the record, you're not on my 'bitter enemies' list.  Having strong disagreements on various issues (esp. ones as superficial as political topics) isn't worth getting worked up over, imo.  Besides, it's the internet.  I try not to take anything personally.  :)

I do have a few folks on ignore for being either obvious trolls or just downright, 110% rude/hateful, but you're not on that list.


Gawd help us if Skinnyhead ever discovers this thread.
 
2013-06-03 04:49:35 PM  

clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.

Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.

I will admit to one thing: bitter enemies on politics tab are best friends in an FWC thread.

Well said, but for the record, you're not on my 'bitter enemies' list.  Having strong disagreements on various issues (esp. ones as superficial as political topics) isn't worth getting worked up over, imo.  Besides, it's the internet.  I try not to take anything personally.  :)

I do have a few folks on ignore for being either obvious trolls or just downright, 110% rude/hateful, but you're not on that list.

Gawd help us if Skinnyhead ever discovers this thread.


or tenpoundsofcheese.  :|
 
2013-06-03 05:06:33 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.

Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.

I will admit to one thing: bitter enemies on politics tab are best friends in an FWC thread.

Well said, but for the record, you're not on my 'bitter enemies' list.  Having strong disagreements on various issues (esp. ones as superficial as political topics) isn't worth getting worked up over, imo.  Besides, it's the internet.  I try not to take anything personally.  :)

I do have a few folks on ignore for being either obvious trolls or just downright, 110% rude/hateful, but you're not on that list.

Gawd help us if Skinnyhead ever discovers this thread.

or tenpoundsofcheese.  :|


I've seen the dark side of the TF Politics threads... and I just can't look away...
 
2013-06-03 05:07:30 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.

Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.

I will admit to one thing: bitter enemies on politics tab are best friends in an FWC thread.

Well said, but for the record, you're not on my 'bitter enemies' list.  Having strong disagreements on various issues (esp. ones as superficial as political topics) isn't worth getting worked up over, imo.  Besides, it's the internet.  I try not to take anything personally.  :)

I do have a few folks on ignore for being either obvious trolls or just downright, 110% rude/hateful, but you're not on that list.

Gawd help us if Skinnyhead ever discovers this thread.

or tenpoundsofcheese.  :|


Why would you guys even joke about that???????
 
2013-06-03 06:00:55 PM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Grand_Moff_Joseph: clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.

Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.

I will admit to one thing: bitter enemies on politics tab are best friends in an FWC thread.

Well said, but for the record, you're not on my 'bitter enemies' list.  Having strong disagreements on various issues (esp. ones as superficial as political topics) isn't worth getting worked up over, imo.  Besides, it's the internet.  I try not to take anything personally.  :)

I do have a few folks on ignore for being either obvious trolls or just downright, 110% rude/hateful, but you're not on that list.

Gawd help us if Skinnyhead ever discovers this thread.

or tenpoundsofcheese.  :|

Why would you guys even joke about that???????


Are you not Politically Entertained?
 
2013-06-03 06:55:08 PM  

Triple Oak: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Grand_Moff_Joseph: clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: cman: Brand loyalty can only take one so far

Many of you should admit that WWE is unwatchable.

Outside of a few wrestlers, I don't think anyone would disagree.  Hell, if it weren't for these threads, I probably wouldn't even bother to watch.

Same here.  We are literally the MST3K of the wrestling world, lulz.

I will admit to one thing: bitter enemies on politics tab are best friends in an FWC thread.

Well said, but for the record, you're not on my 'bitter enemies' list.  Having strong disagreements on various issues (esp. ones as superficial as political topics) isn't worth getting worked up over, imo.  Besides, it's the internet.  I try not to take anything personally.  :)

I do have a few folks on ignore for being either obvious trolls or just downright, 110% rude/hateful, but you're not on that list.

Gawd help us if Skinnyhead ever discovers this thread.

or tenpoundsofcheese.  :|

Why would you guys even joke about that???????

Are you not Politically Entertained?


Actually, they are 2 of the biggest reasons I lurk in the Politics tab. Fun stuff.
 
2013-06-03 07:06:53 PM  
Hey guys! I am away from my laptop at the moment so I'll post my SD notes in a little bit but I don't think I quite made it on tv. I think you could see me after Jericho's win but they may have cut out to the ugly stepsister version of my sign!
 
2013-06-03 07:12:28 PM  
Welcome to...

RAW
IS
BURIALS
 
2013-06-03 07:14:59 PM  
Drew needs to put up a "Not Entertainment" tab.  That way we will have a proper place for the Raw threads.
 
2013-06-03 07:17:26 PM  
- WWE is currently hiring for a new lead creative writer. This person would be responsible for building TV scripts and developing long-term storylines as well as character back stories for new talents. WWE is requiring that this person have experience in either reality TV, sitcoms or character-based nonfiction.

On a related note, apparently the WWE writing team is under major stress right now because of the feeling that there's a good chance this week's RAW rating won't be good. Things didn't get any better when they realized they were going up against game 7 of the NBA Eastern Conference Finals tonight.'

Source: F4Wonline.com


This made me laugh, they say Vince is making creative rewrite all of RAW because of Heat/Pacers. No idea what he's thinking...super exciting first half hour will make people not switch to the game?
 
2013-06-03 07:18:03 PM  

Steven Rules: Drew needs to put up a "Not Entertainment" tab.  That way we will have a proper place for the Raw threads.


There's already a "Not Entertainment" tab.
 
2013-06-03 07:20:34 PM  
Catching up on last weeks Raw/Main Event/SD.  Just saw the end of Raw where Cena loses by count out to MP2.  What a terrible ending to Raw, Cena no selling getting thrown off the stage.
 
2013-06-03 07:22:03 PM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
or tenpoundsofcheese.  :|

Why would you guys even joke about that???????



AND THEIR OPPONENTS:

*Entrance song: "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen*

Coming down the aisle... from Washington DC...

tenpoundsofcheese....

Jehovah's Witness Protection....

they are CHEESE PROTECTION!
 
2013-06-03 07:22:27 PM  

tbaughm: Steven Rules: Drew needs to put up a "Not Entertainment" tab.  That way we will have a proper place for the Raw threads.

There's already a "Not Entertainment" tab.


Very nice.

I am intrigued by the return of Husky Harris though.  The gimmick could be entertaining.
 
2013-06-03 07:23:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-03 07:23:15 PM  

you are a puppet: - WWE is currently hiring for a new lead creative writer. This person would be responsible for building TV scripts and developing long-term storylines as well as character back stories for new talents. WWE is requiring that this person have experience in either reality TV, sitcoms or character-based nonfiction.

On a related note, apparently the WWE writing team is under major stress right now because of the feeling that there's a good chance this week's RAW rating won't be good. Things didn't get any better when they realized they were going up against game 7 of the NBA Eastern Conference Finals tonight.'

Source: F4Wonline.com

This made me laugh, they say Vince is making creative rewrite all of RAW because of Heat/Pacers. No idea what he's thinking...super exciting first half hour will make people not switch to the game?


I wish I was a WWE Writer... been a dream for 15 year now.
 
2013-06-03 07:24:27 PM  

WippitGuud: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
or tenpoundsofcheese.  :|

Why would you guys even joke about that???????


AND THEIR OPPONENTS:

*Entrance song: "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen*

Coming down the aisle... from Washington DC...

tenpoundsofcheese....

Jehovah's Witness Protection....

they are CHEESE PROTECTION!


Steve Blackman joins the APA?
 
2013-06-03 07:25:04 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-03 07:35:27 PM  
We'll get a Heat vs Pacers match that ends with Trips chairshotting everybody as Vince reinstates the kiss my ass club
 
2013-06-03 07:36:05 PM  

Triple Oak: Hmm, not sure about how strong the headline is, but then again this is Senile Vince's Show we're discussing 'round these parts... either way, it's time for the 1004 Horsemen of the Apocalypse to take back from the pony queen what is rightfully ours!


Dream on sucka! THE CHICK CHAMP. IS. HERE!!!!!

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-03 07:37:30 PM  

ShiningWizard: Triple Oak: Hmm, not sure about how strong the headline is, but then again this is Senile Vince's Show we're discussing 'round these parts... either way, it's time for the 1004 Horsemen of the Apocalypse to take back from the pony queen what is rightfully ours!

Dream on sucka! THE CHICK CHAMP. IS. HERE!!!!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 357x500]


BAH GAWD, KING! THAT JEZEBEL SHININGWIZARD STOLE THE GREDUNZA WHILE THE CHAMPION WAS SLEEPING!
 
2013-06-03 07:38:59 PM  
Still continuing my quest to create the 1506 title, King of the Thread.

Wippit 3:16 says "I'm the King of the Thread!"
 
2013-06-03 07:39:42 PM  

tbaughm: ShiningWizard: Triple Oak: Hmm, not sure about how strong the headline is, but then again this is Senile Vince's Show we're discussing 'round these parts... either way, it's time for the 1004 Horsemen of the Apocalypse to take back from the pony queen what is rightfully ours!

Dream on sucka! THE CHICK CHAMP. IS. HERE!!!!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 357x500]

BAH GAWD, KING! THAT JEZEBEL SHININGWIZARD STOLE THE GREDUNZA WHILE THE CHAMPION WAS SLEEPING!


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-03 07:39:57 PM  
Just finished creating a Bray Wyatt for WWE 13. When it came time to create a custom video for his entrance, I set it up, let it render and watched it.  Wyatt's opponent in the entrance video?

Chris Beno@*&9hbh23 *carrier lost*
 
2013-06-03 07:40:50 PM  
Anyone follow Bobby and Gorilla on Twitter? He's a bit miffed about tonight's potential.

@BobbyandGorilla 5h

I'm going to have to be "that special kind of drunk" to watch @wwe #raw tonight it appears.
 
2013-06-03 07:41:12 PM  

clintster: Just finished creating a Bray Wyatt for WWE 13. When it came time to create a custom video for his entrance, I set it up, let it render and watched it.  Wyatt's opponent in the entrance video?

Chris Beno@*&9hbh23 *carrier lost*


Ooooooo... you had better put that out for download!
 
2013-06-03 07:42:10 PM  

WippitGuud: Anyone follow Bobby and Gorilla on Twitter? He's a bit miffed about tonight's potential.

@BobbyandGorilla 5h

I'm going to have to be "that special kind of drunk" to watch @wwe #raw tonight it appears.


They provide me with great amusement.
 
2013-06-03 07:42:16 PM  

clintster: Just finished creating a Bray Wyatt for WWE 13. When it came time to create a custom video for his entrance, I set it up, let it render and watched it.  Wyatt's opponent in the entrance video?


I'm guessing we'll be stuck with just having vignettes until the setup for Summerslam.
 
2013-06-03 07:44:13 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Hey guys! I am away from my laptop at the moment so I'll post my SD notes in a little bit but I don't think I quite made it on tv. I think you could see me after Jericho's win but they may have cut out to the ugly stepsister version of my sign!


My brother DVRed it for me but I couldn't see you or you sign :-(

I am however enjoying how SmackDown had become The Daniel Bryan Kicks Everyone's Arse Show. He's been the entire program for about 3 weeks now. Too bad they don't run those live too often
 
2013-06-03 07:44:27 PM  
Well, I have been busy last 4 weeks, so I havent been around. It's kinda nice having a life. You guys should try it sometime. I dont want you to to think that I missed you. Because I didnt. Im just here to make fun.

I can almost smell the cheetos and desperation from here. It smells disgusting guys.
 
2013-06-03 07:45:39 PM  

Karate Explosion: Well, I have been busy last 4 weeks, so I havent been around. It's kinda nice having a life. You guys should try it sometime. I dont want you to to think that I missed you. Because I didnt. Im just here to make fun.

I can almost smell the cheetos and desperation from here. It smells disgusting guys.


We missed you too.
 
2013-06-03 07:46:14 PM  
Oooo! NXT Battle Royal on Sky
 
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