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(The Newspaper)   Can Jesus save you from a meth dealing conviction?   (thenewspaper.com) divider line 18
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2013-06-03 12:39:22 PM
He can turn vitamin pills into amphetamine, but not get you off on the charges. Heaven's law school is worlds behind their chemistry programs.
 
2013-06-03 12:46:09 PM
The trooper insisted it was inherently suspicious to have two people driving with two cell phones north on I-5 without visible luggage.

TWO cell phones? They must either be drug dealers or Rockefellers.
 
2013-06-03 01:10:23 PM
No. Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's.
 
2013-06-03 01:11:32 PM
Yes, but he chooses to remain indifferent to your struggles.
 
2013-06-03 01:14:13 PM
If the judge is going to let you off if you claim Jesus changed your life, then for God's sake, say Jesus changed your life.
 
2013-06-03 01:14:40 PM
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Here's what you should drive if you want to get pulled over.
 
2013-06-03 01:15:20 PM

Sybarite: The trooper insisted it was inherently suspicious to have two people driving with two cell phones north on I-5 without visible luggage.

TWO cell phones? They must either be drug dealers or Rockefellers.


Yea, not sure how he could have thought that would stick.
 
2013-06-03 01:34:18 PM
Pro tip: If Jesus can't save you from meth addiction, I kinda doubt he's gonna save you from a meth dealing conviction.
 
2013-06-03 01:45:42 PM
Tebows BFF, as it turns out,is a bit of a coont.
 
2013-06-03 01:46:16 PM
Depends on what he rolls on the 20 sided.
 
2013-06-03 02:01:28 PM
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No, but he will bogart your heroin
 
2013-06-03 02:11:11 PM
Only if he's your lawyer.
 
2013-06-03 02:38:00 PM
Huh?  The consented to the search also?  What were they hoping that they would throw out the consent because the suspicion was invalid?
 
2013-06-03 02:56:53 PM

IRQ12: Huh?  The consented to the search also?  What were they hoping that they would throw out the consent because the suspicion was invalid?


These geniuses were probably not doing much thinking.

Cops are really quite good at getting people to incriminate themselves. E.g., the line "I just had one beer" is always used to incriminate.
 
2013-06-03 04:03:28 PM
That might put you square with the Lord, but the State of Mississippi is a little more hard-nosed.
 
2013-06-03 07:10:23 PM
Better call Saul
 
2013-06-03 08:28:27 PM
No
 
2013-06-03 11:38:17 PM

Taxcheat: IRQ12: Huh?  The consented to the search also?  What were they hoping that they would throw out the consent because the suspicion was invalid?

These geniuses were probably not doing much thinking.

Cops are really quite good at getting people to incriminate themselves. E.g., the line "I just had one beer" is always used to incriminate.


"You guys are consenting to a search, right?"
"Que?"
"Right!"
 
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