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(CNN)   Only CNN could assemble a 22-picture slideshow of world-famous nude beaches called "naked, wet, and free" and not manage to include any nudes   (cnn.com) divider line 60
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2013-06-03 09:02:02 AM  
Considering the people that usually frequent these places, TTIPFWOP.

/keeps eyebleach handy just in case
 
2013-06-03 09:12:32 AM  
PSA:  Don't click the slide show. Especially don't click slide #12 (and/or #15 IIRC).
 
2013-06-03 09:13:19 AM  
That's because there would be outrage by the moralistic busy bodies if their sensibilities were shattered by seeing a tit.
 
2013-06-03 09:17:06 AM  

Aarontology: That's because there would be outrage by the moralistic busy bodies if their sensibilities were shattered by seeing a tit.


Why is that so bad?

s22.postimg.org
 
2013-06-03 09:27:40 AM  

UberDave: Why is that so bad?


LOOK AT THOSE SLUTS.
 
2013-06-03 09:40:00 AM  

Aarontology: That's because there would be outrage by the moralistic busy bodies if their sensibilities were shattered by seeing a tit.


I know that I am my children are still traumatized from that Super Bowl mishap.
 
2013-06-03 09:41:51 AM  
Based on the headline, I assumed there would not be any nudes in the gallery, and went ahead and clicked through.  So, thanks, subby, for getting me fired...
 
2013-06-03 09:42:36 AM  
I once went to a topless beach that was frequented by Germans.  It was not sexy.
 
2013-06-03 09:46:45 AM  

UberDave: Aarontology: That's because there would be outrage by the moralistic busy bodies if their sensibilities were shattered by seeing a tit.

Why is that so bad?

[s22.postimg.org image 202x250]


They look pretty calm.
 
2013-06-03 09:48:11 AM  
Except for numbers 9 , 12 and 19 .
 
2013-06-03 09:52:34 AM  

xanadian: PSA:  Don't click the slide show. Especially don't click slide #12 (and/or #15 IIRC).


Can you get one of your admin buddies to change the headline to include a NSFW warning?
 
2013-06-03 09:56:15 AM  
Remember kids, bookmark early and bookmark often!
 
2013-06-03 09:58:14 AM  
I'm looking for more local options, thanks.
 
2013-06-03 09:58:38 AM  
It is pretty freeing to go to a nude/clothing optional place.  If you've never tried it, I suggest you do once in your life.

Some Pro Tips:

If you plan on going to a resort or campground, call ahead and ask about the policies there.  Some won't allow piercings, etc.  Try to get a feel for how welcoming it will be there.

Yes, there will be people that are overweight and/or otherwise unpleasant to look at.  Age happens, and not everyone is a supermodel.

Creepers - Much like the older dude at the under 18 club, this can happen if you go with a woman or as a group of women.  Most clubs won't have people like this, or they will be willing to kick them out if they make you feel uncomfortable.  Be sure to ask about the policies relating to creepy dudes before going.
 
2013-06-03 09:58:46 AM  

xanadian: Considering the people that usually frequent these places, TTIPFWOP.

/keeps eyebleach handy just in case


I came here to say this.  So, instead, y'all get a funny story...

My wife and I were in San Fransisco on vacation.  We jumped in the rental car and just went randomly north up the Pacific Coast Highway.  It's a lovely ride full of cliffs with no gaurdrails.  My wife, being afraid of heights, was not exactly thrilled with the experience.  So she suggested that we find the nearest place that serves alcohol to calm her nerves.  No problem.

So on the way back, since she was happily boozed up, she actually got up the nerve to suggest we stop and take a look over a cliff.  So we pulled over, and walked to the edge.  Over on the left, there was a parking lot full of VW Microbusses.  That in itself was strange.  But what was more strange was the people directly below.  They were all naked!  They were yelling for us to come down and join them.  (For the record, we didn't).  But that was one of the funniest, and most random things, we'd ever seen.
 
2013-06-03 10:00:15 AM  

durbnpoisn: So on the way back, since she was happily boozed up, she actually got up the nerve to suggest we stop and take a look over a cliff. So we pulled over, and walked to the edge. Over on the left, there was a parking lot full of VW Microbusses. That in itself was strange. But what was more strange was the people directly below. They were all naked! They were yelling for us to come down and join them. (For the record, we didn't). But that was one of the funniest, and most random things, we'd ever seen.


Dude, you missed your orgy chance.

Everyone in life should experience at least one.
 
2013-06-03 10:01:34 AM  

UberDave: Aarontology: That's because there would be outrage by the moralistic busy bodies if their sensibilities were shattered by seeing a tit.

Why is that so bad?

[s22.postimg.org image 202x250]


But can you put those into a titzling?
 
2013-06-03 10:05:32 AM  
durbnpoisn
So on the way back, since she was happily boozed up, she actually got up the nerve to suggest we stop and take a look over a cliff.  So we pulled over, and walked to the edge.  Over on the left, there was a parking lot full of VW Microbusses.  That in itself was strange.  But what was more strange was the people directly below.  They were all naked!  They were yelling for us to come down and join them.  (For the record, we didn't).  But that was one of the funniest, and most random things, we'd ever seen.

The unnatural collection of VW microbus should have tipped you off to naked before you actually saw naked.
 
2013-06-03 10:07:38 AM  
Cable Nudes Network?
 
2013-06-03 10:24:36 AM  
I am shocked to hear that there are pictures of naked people on the internet!
 
2013-06-03 10:26:46 AM  
Well, im bored and sitting in dfw. Lets see what happens.
 
2013-06-03 10:48:57 AM  
And one of the places is named Phuket?
 
2013-06-03 10:52:15 AM  

xanadian: Considering the people that usually frequent these places, TTIPFWOP.

/keeps eyebleach handy just in case


Wow, no kidding - I once was surfing north of the SF Bay (around Stinson) and got caught in a rip. I had to paddle in on the beach south of where I had put in. As I walked up to the beach I realized it was a nude beach - and jeebus it looked like the fabled place where the whales went to die. My first reaction was to hand out sunblock to protect all that pasty white skin.
 
2013-06-03 11:00:00 AM  
Hey Mods how far can we go on this one? Strict? Rather not face the ban hammer again.
 
2013-06-03 11:00:42 AM  
Been to a clothing optional beach once.  I didn't realize it until I sat down, looked over and saw a hot naked chick.  That, by the way, is as good as it got.  They are as exciting as a playboy magazine and as active as a jr. High school dance at a school full of Mormons.  In short, if you are going expecting to see nothing but naked hotties as far as the eye can see and expect it to be a place to meet women and have orgies break out....you're gonna have a bad time.
 
2013-06-03 11:02:23 AM  

ronaprhys: And one of the places is named Phuket?


Congratulations, you're the very first to make this joke ever.

Here's your T-shirt.
i2.cpcache.com
 
2013-06-03 11:02:51 AM  
What we want:

imageshack.us
 
2013-06-03 11:06:20 AM  
I went to Orient Bay once, but one of the ships docked in Philipsburg was hosting a gay cruise (NTTAWWT), so the nude half of the beach was a sausagefest.
 
2013-06-03 11:08:11 AM  
If you do go to a nude beach, make sure to  apply LOTS of sunblock. NSFW
 
2013-06-03 11:08:35 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I once went to a topless beach that was frequented by Germans.  It was not sexy.


No no, you should go to a beach frequented by Australian women. Yummy...

/TTIUWP
 
2013-06-03 11:12:27 AM  

Flab: ronaprhys: And one of the places is named Phuket?

Congratulations, you're the very first to make this joke ever.

Here's your T-shirt.
[i2.cpcache.com image 480x480]


Wasn't making a joke, just an observation.

/but since it made you feel better...
 
2013-06-03 11:13:44 AM  
obviously can't post any pics from nude beaches...so...here?

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-03 11:16:10 AM  
Is this today's Bee in EE thread?  'Cause I just noticed there's an E in my Pee.

/Ewwwwww--gotta get a better proposition line than that!
 
2013-06-03 11:22:03 AM  

WindBreaker: Is this today's Bee in EE thread?  'Cause I just noticed there's an E in my Pee.

/Ewwwwww--gotta get a better proposition line than that!


Your urine sample tested positive for XTC?

/should've just gone with EIP
//BIE
 
2013-06-03 11:24:35 AM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-03 11:24:56 AM  

OldManDownDRoad: xanadian: Considering the people that usually frequent these places, TTIPFWOP.

/keeps eyebleach handy just in case

Wow, no kidding - I once was surfing north of the SF Bay (around Stinson) and got caught in a rip. I had to paddle in on the beach south of where I had put in. As I walked up to the beach I realized it was a nude beach - and jeebus it looked like the fabled place where the whales went to die. My first reaction was to hand out sunblock to protect all that pasty white skin.


That's Red Rock beach. I've been there, and it's pretty surreal to see a bunch of naked guys playing utimate frisbee with their wangs flopping around all over the place. There are usually a bunch of fully clothed Mexican men watching everyone.
 
2013-06-03 11:30:22 AM  
Protip: If you visit a nudist resort, it's considered good etiquette to take a shower before getting in the pool. NSFW


And since the subject has been broached...

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-03 11:43:34 AM  
FTFA:
Croatia is famed for its FKK (freikörperkultur, or "free body culture") beaches,

During the German occupation, perhaps. GODWIN FAIL
 
2013-06-03 11:54:24 AM  
Well, since someone brought it up....

/EIP, BIE plz
 
2013-06-03 12:02:01 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Protip: If you visit a nudist resort, it's considered good etiquette to take a shower before getting in the pool. NSFW


And since the subject has been broached...


Is that a penis tattooed on her belly?
 
2013-06-03 12:12:02 PM  

steelwelder: DirkTheDaring: Protip: If you visit a nudist resort, it's considered good etiquette to take a shower before getting in the pool. NSFW


And since the subject has been broached...

Is that a penis tattooed on her belly?


It's supposed to be a dolphin, but from that angle, and that distance, it sure does look like a dong.
 
2013-06-03 12:15:43 PM  

DirkTheDaring: it's considered good etiquette to take a shower before getting in the pool.


She should have kept her flip-flops on.  She's going to get athlete's foot!
 
2013-06-03 12:20:30 PM  
When it comes to CNN, you get what you pay for when you haze the new summer interns with naughty slideshow projects.

The Quaint Outhouses Show needs a little more work, right after the copier gets more paper.
 
2013-06-03 12:33:24 PM  

DirkTheDaring: steelwelder: DirkTheDaring: Protip: If you visit a nudist resort, it's considered good etiquette to take a shower before getting in the pool. NSFW


And since the subject has been broached...

Is that a penis tattooed on her belly?

It's supposed to be a dolphin, but from that angle, and that distance, it sure does look like a dong.


Yes, yes it does.

/NTTATWT
 
2013-06-03 12:36:39 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Protip: If you visit a nudist resort, it's considered good etiquette to take a shower before getting in the pool. NSFW


And since the subject has been broached...


What must be going on outside the frame at the right that has distracted not one, but two photograpers from the hot, wet, pink, and naked subject right in front of them?
 
2013-06-03 12:42:39 PM  
Tits!
 
2013-06-03 12:44:03 PM  

WindBreaker: DirkTheDaring: Protip: If you visit a nudist resort, it's considered good etiquette to take a shower before getting in the pool. NSFW


And since the subject has been broached...

What must be going on outside the frame at the right that has distracted not one, but two photograpers from the hot, wet, pink, and naked subject right in front of them?


More hot, wet, pink, and naked subjects, of course!
 
2013-06-03 12:54:02 PM  
I think the slide show has been "fixed" to remove the NSFW pics.  Anybody have an archive?
 
2013-06-03 12:57:46 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: obviously can't post any pics from nude beaches...so...here?

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666]


NICE GRAPES!
 
2013-06-03 01:11:24 PM  
"Black's Beach, everyone knows,
You don't need no buttons and bows.
Black's Beach, everyone goes -
There's a bunch of crazy people there without any clothes."

Also, Orient Bay in Saint Martin is one of the most beautiful beaches I've ever been at. However, I did not appreciate the fish who tended to nibble on and pluck out any hairs that stuck out. Maybe that's why everyone else was shaved. It was also odd that many of the people I met were teachers from New Jersey. Not one or two or three, but ten.
 
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