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(ABC)   It appears China is not immune to teacher-student sex trysts, and this group proposes an unusual solution   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 26
    More: Weird, Chinese, sex crimes, Hainan Province  
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2013-06-03 09:33:08 AM  
Proposing teacher-student sex trysts would be an unusual solution, so what additional unusual solution are they also proposing?
 
2013-06-03 09:33:54 AM  
whatdafuqiamreading
 
2013-06-03 09:34:34 AM  
It's spelled principal for a reason.
 
2013-06-03 09:34:34 AM  
I need to start teaching in China.
 
2013-06-03 09:36:40 AM  
Small, weird looking, non-milk odor, yellow people problems.
 
2013-06-03 09:36:54 AM  
Did...did I just read some bad erotica? I missed the part about tentacles, but I was sure I read something with sex and Chinese schoolgirls. Or is the tentacle thing Japanese?

I'm confused.
 
2013-06-03 09:38:57 AM  

YoOjo: Small, weird looking, non-milk odor, yellow people problems.


Oh, when I say 'small' I'm saying all of them, not just the small, weird looking, non-milk odor yellow young people.
I don't want to be ageist with my apathetic disregard for the plight of others, misanthropy knows no exclusions.
 
2013-06-03 09:39:02 AM  
Probably the largest sexually repressed nation in the world.  I know it is easy to point and laugh at Christianity for lack of sex education and/or purposely keeping kids ignorant but China takes the cake here.
 
2013-06-03 09:40:11 AM  
So it would seem that our friend Pedobear has a cousin in China - PedoPanda.
 
2013-06-03 09:40:57 AM  
Standing offer for all 21 to 44 year old somewhat okay (or better) looking female teachers. If you are ever I repeat EVER tempted to have sex with one of your students.  Just give me a call and I am sure we can work something out where you can get your rocks off.
 
2013-06-03 09:41:57 AM  

kvinesknows: Standing offer for all 21 to 44 year old somewhat okay (or better) looking female teachers. If you are ever I repeat EVER tempted to have sex with one of your students.  Just give me a call and I am sure we can work something out where you can get your rocks off.


You have a teenage son?
 
2013-06-03 09:44:02 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: kvinesknows: Standing offer for all 21 to 44 year old somewhat okay (or better) looking female teachers. If you are ever I repeat EVER tempted to have sex with one of your students.  Just give me a call and I am sure we can work something out where you can get your rocks off.

You have a teenage son?


not necessarily, but by the sounds of it he might have a pre-pubescent looking weener he's willing to share with you if that'll do instead.
 
2013-06-03 09:45:20 AM  
I probably should've added Bu-dum-tish just so nobody cyber-strangles me in a fury of cyber-anger

/cyber-scared now
 
2013-06-03 09:45:41 AM  
Age of consent in China is 14.

PedoPanda approves
 
2013-06-03 09:46:02 AM  
"and unusual"?

How am I the first one to see this?

/you're slipping grammar nazis fark.
 
2013-06-03 10:21:42 AM  
As a male teacher, I approve of this solution. Can there be some sort of website compiling critical data of willing substitutes? Regarding female teachers, when are ya'all gonna get smart and just go to a bar to get your freak on?
 
2013-06-03 10:24:32 AM  

megarian: Did...did I just read some bad erotica? I missed the part about tentacles, but I was sure I read something with sex and Chinese schoolgirls. Or is the tentacle thing Japanese?

I'm confused.


a.abcnews.com

Isn't that a tentacle he's holding ? annnnd whats the deal with that bottle... please tell me its for drinking...
 
2013-06-03 10:51:18 AM  

MassAsster: megarian: Did...did I just read some bad erotica? I missed the part about tentacles, but I was sure I read something with sex and Chinese schoolgirls. Or is the tentacle thing Japanese?

I'm confused.



Isn't that a tentacle he's holding ? annnnd whats the deal with that bottle... please tell me its for drinking...


...and who wrote on his back?
 
2013-06-03 11:03:21 AM  
From TFA: "In a recent survey by Beijing News, 37.4 percent of the respondents said they do not know how to teach their children to protect themselves from sexual abuse."


Really? I honestly cannot imagine "not knowing how". What the fark?
 
2013-06-03 11:27:37 AM  

YoOjo: IdBeCrazyIf: kvinesknows: Standing offer for all 21 to 44 year old somewhat okay (or better) looking female teachers. If you are ever I repeat EVER tempted to have sex with one of your students.  Just give me a call and I am sure we can work something out where you can get your rocks off.

You have a teenage son?

not necessarily, but by the sounds of it he might have a pre-pubescent looking weener he's willing to share with you if that'll do instead.


well.. I have more then a few teenage sons... but no.. I was hoping I could convince to take a ride on the kvinesknows express.
 
2013-06-03 11:48:10 AM  
I'm in China now so getting a kick, etc.

I've no doubt that this is not a unique case, not just because China is so freakingly huge and there are millions of teen school girls, but because abusing young girls is not a new phenomenon in this part of the world.
 
2013-06-03 01:29:41 PM  
It didn't help that the school principal looked like the Chinese equivalent of a young Brad Pitt, wrote lots of sappy romance poetry, and gave the fat little dears more attention and affection in an hour than they got in their previous 14 years combined.
 
2013-06-03 01:43:44 PM  

Brick-House: Age of consent in China is 14.

PedoPanda approves


At 14 a Roman boy was able to join the legion, get a sword and shield, and legally become head of household. Yes that includes farking an older woman.

At 14 Roman girls were able to be prostitutes, or get married and become matron of a home. Of course this one depended a little more on her having the ability to have children. No menses yet meant no marriage.
 
2013-06-03 01:59:29 PM  
Apparently hanging out in front of schools naked and clutching a bottle of wine is okay in China. Good to know.
 
2013-06-03 04:03:39 PM  

ModernLuddite: Apparently hanging out in front of schools naked and clutching a bottle of wine is okay in China. Good to know.


They got kind of annoyed when I did that in a kilt.

// that was in Wuhan
/ I live in Beijing
 
2013-06-04 07:24:22 AM  
Teacher-student sex tends not to be such a big problem in countries where the grown men bear a striking resemblance to 8 year old boys.
 
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