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(Daily Mail)   With selection of 40-year-old Penelope Cruz as newest Bond Girl, James Bond franchise to go back to its milftastic roots in deference to Honor Blackman, who was 39 in "Goldfinger"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
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2013-06-02 12:38:31 PM  
She might be 40, but she is still Penelope.
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Ella es muy caliente.
 
2013-06-02 12:50:06 PM  
She is still hot and will be for quite some time.
 
2013-06-02 04:51:58 PM  
Stiffy Rigido
 
2013-06-02 05:07:25 PM  

teto85: She might be 40, but she is still Penelope.
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Ella es muy caliente.


Seriously. She's unfairly hot.
 
2013-06-02 05:10:05 PM  
More importantly, will they go back to their "write a decent screenplay" roots. Casino Royale was great, Quantum of Whatnow was bad, and Skyfall started fine, then turned in to Home Alone 007.
 
2013-06-02 05:11:23 PM  
Pussy Galore.
 
2013-06-02 05:14:20 PM  

Hebalo: More importantly, will they go back to their "write a decent screenplay" roots. Casino Royale was great, Quantum of Whatnow was bad, and Skyfall started fine, then turned in to Home Alone 007.


This.
 
2013-06-02 05:16:06 PM  
Wait. Craig is only doing one more Bond?? Dammit!
 
2013-06-02 05:19:11 PM  
When I think of perfect women in terms of look, she pops up near the top of the list.
 
2013-06-02 05:19:42 PM  
A proper Bond movie needs a geriatric 60-something Bond and a sprite 19-year-old starlet. It needs to be such a vast difference age that it makes the viewer uncomfortable.
 
2013-06-02 05:35:59 PM  

Shaggy_C: A proper Bond movie needs a geriatric 60-something Bond and a sprite 19-year-old starlet. It needs to be such a vast difference age that it makes the viewer uncomfortable.


Why not an 18 year old actress?
 
2013-06-02 05:36:42 PM  

AntonChigger: Why not an 18 year old actress?


Pervert.
 
2013-06-02 05:37:44 PM  

Shaggy_C: A proper Bond movie needs a geriatric 60-something Bond and a sprite 19-year-old starlet. It needs to be such a vast difference age that it makes the viewer uncomfortable.


Like this?

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2013-06-02 05:41:59 PM  
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2013-06-02 05:42:01 PM  
SEABISCUIT!
 
2013-06-02 05:44:09 PM  

Hetfield: Hebalo: More importantly, will they go back to their "write a decent screenplay" roots. Casino Royale was great, Quantum of Whatnow was bad, and Skyfall started fine, then turned in to Home Alone 007.

This.


nevermind that the whole 2nd half of the movie was because Q sucked at I.T. basics.
 
2013-06-02 05:44:45 PM  
Am i the only one who feels like she needs to be seen in the right light, in the wrong light she just looks scary
 
2013-06-02 05:49:19 PM  
Go-go-gadget boner
 
2013-06-02 05:52:41 PM  

mark12A: Wait. Craig is only doing one more Bond?? Dammit!


FTA--Mendes last week said he was in talks to direct the next two Bond movies, which will mark the end of Daniel Craig's run as 007.

Relax. You won't be saying goodbye to Craig til the latter part of this decade (depending on years between films, generally 2, maybe 3).

And could they have picked a more unflattering pic of the indescribably hot Honor Blackman for the article?
 
2013-06-02 05:53:55 PM  

RedWolf: Am i the only one who feels like she needs to be seen in the right light, in the wrong light she just looks scary


Yes, you are gay.
 
2013-06-02 05:53:57 PM  
Is this just because her husband Javier Bardem was the villain of the last movie?
 
2013-06-02 05:54:17 PM  
I had a dream last night that I was cheating on my wife with Penelope Cruz.
 
2013-06-02 05:55:15 PM  

majestic: I had a dream last night that I was cheating on my wife with Penelope Cruz.


Details, Bub.
 
2013-06-02 05:57:51 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Is this just because her husband Javier Bardem was the villain of the last movie?


Call me crazy, but I'd say this is more about serendipity and less about nepotism.
 
2013-06-02 05:58:28 PM  

Ika7734: Hetfield: Hebalo: More importantly, will they go back to their "write a decent screenplay" roots. Casino Royale was great, Quantum of Whatnow was bad, and Skyfall started fine, then turned in to Home Alone 007.

This.

nevermind that the whole 2nd half of the movie was because Q sucked at I.T. basics.


Yeah, failure to airgap the building controls was an obvious I.T. failure.
 
2013-06-02 06:00:40 PM  

John Buck 41: the indescribably hot Honor Blackman


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2013-06-02 06:02:37 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Is this just because her husband Javier Bardem was the villain of the last movie?



From the article:

A source close to the production of the £100million film, likely to be directed by Sam Mendes after his success with Skyfall, said: 'The producers have tried to get Penelope before, but she has never been available because of other commitments.
'The discussions have been going on for some time and they are working out the contract details now.'
 
2013-06-02 06:07:36 PM  

RedWolf: Am i the only one who feels like she needs to be seen in the right light, in the wrong light she just looks scary


Most of these celebrities aren't so amazingly beautiful (compared to "normal" women), they just have great cosmetic routines applied by professionals.
 Almost any woman can be made to look just as good, and even drag queens can use that wizardry to look like attractive women.
 
2013-06-02 06:10:59 PM  
I had a dream last night that I was cheating on my wife with Penelope Cruz.

FTFM.

/yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2013-06-02 06:15:42 PM  
Honor Blackman didn't have children at the time of Goldfinger and so was not technically a MILF.
 
2013-06-02 06:34:48 PM  
Bring in Salma Hayek and have the two reenact the chair scene from Skyfall and I'm in.
 
2013-06-02 06:35:27 PM  
"I like to take roles that stretch and excite me."

I'd like to stretch and excite her, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-06-02 06:36:33 PM  
What?  No Tom Cruise jokes yet?  Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-06-02 06:42:58 PM  
I'd show her my Goldfinger, Thunderball, and my 007 just to see her Octopussy, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-02 06:46:36 PM  
I enjoyed her performance in Belle Epoque. So beautiful.
 
2013-06-02 06:48:19 PM  

fusillade762: "I like to take roles that stretch and excite me."

I'd like to stretch and excite her, if you know what I mean.


You want to be her yoga instructor?
 
2013-06-02 06:59:30 PM  
Mendes last week said he was in talks to direct the next two Bond movies, which will mark the end of Daniel Craig's run as 007
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So he'll have done THREE bond movies? Look Sam, I liked your directing of Skyfall. It was awesome. (The movie was passable to 'kinda good') But go back to directing real movies. Stop wasting your talents on freaking James Bond.

/But then, dailyfail is the ONLY place I've heard that he's negotiating for both so, I'll assume it's a lie for now.
 
2013-06-02 07:06:37 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Honor Blackman didn't have children at the time of Goldfinger and so was not technically a MILF.


In order to be a MILF, the women has to be old enough to be your mother, or your friend's mother.  If some chick gets knocked up in high school, that doesn't make her a MILF to her classmates.

Also, I can't take the modern Bond movies seriously.  They're goofy action flicks, not spy dramas.
 
2013-06-02 07:14:04 PM  
Serena Scott Thomas had a few years on her when she was a Bond girl in The World is Not Enough. She looked really good then, and still looks really good now!
 
2013-06-02 07:21:30 PM  
If you haven't seen Penelope's nude scenes from "Open Your Eyes", go and Google that right now. She has a great body.
 
2013-06-02 07:28:29 PM  

majestic: I had a dream last night that I was cheating on my wife with Penelope Cruz.


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"Go on....... friendo."
 
2013-06-02 07:40:51 PM  

jaytkay: John Buck 41: the indescribably hot Honor Blackman

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MUCH better, thank you.
 
2013-06-02 07:47:10 PM  
 
2013-06-02 07:54:21 PM  

HotWingAgenda: B.L.Z. Bub: Honor Blackman didn't have children at the time of Goldfinger and so was not technically a MILF.

In order to be a MILF, the women has to be old enough to be your mother, or your friend's mother.  If some chick gets knocked up in high school, that doesn't make her a MILF to her classmates.

Also, I can't take the modern Bond movies seriously.  They're goofy action flicks, not spy dramas.


THIS.

The rule is that in order to be a MILF, a woman has to have children of her own who have reached puberty and therefore have peers of similar age who would want to f♥ck her. Having a baby or a child who has not yet reached puberty does not make one a MILF... A hot mommy, maybe, not not yet a MILF.
 
2013-06-02 07:58:05 PM  
Not very hot.

Put her in the stadium at an OU-Texas football game, and she is tied for the 919th-hottest MILF there.
 
2013-06-02 07:58:26 PM  
I hope to bang her in another life when we are both cats.
 
2013-06-02 07:59:10 PM  

Hebalo: More importantly, will they go back to their "write a decent screenplay" roots. Casino Royale was great, Quantum of Whatnow was bad, and Skyfall started fine, then turned in to Home Alone 007.


Pretty much that, although I don't have as much hate for Quantum as the next guy does.

What made Casino great was Bond became a sociopathic thug again.  The amount of furious typing in Skyfall kind of ruined it for me.  The new Q kind of sucks.  I want my dagger shoes back.
 
2013-06-02 07:59:13 PM  

wildcardjack: Ika7734: Hetfield: Hebalo: More importantly, will they go back to their "write a decent screenplay" roots. Casino Royale was great, Quantum of Whatnow was bad, and Skyfall started fine, then turned in to Home Alone 007.

This.

nevermind that the whole 2nd half of the movie was because Q sucked at I.T. basics.

Yeah, failure to airgap the building controls was an obvious I.T. failure.


And connecting a laptop belonging to a known virus expert to your actual IT system with full network access instead of an isolated PC isolated from everything else.
 
2013-06-02 08:07:12 PM  
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I'll just leave this here...
 
2013-06-02 08:11:27 PM  
I've been digging the girl selections during the Craig era. Top shelf all around.

Other than famke, I didn't care for the Brosnan era. Sophie Marceau is great and all, but she was a little too old at the time.
 
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