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(LA Times)   Wildfires in California right after Oklahoma tornadoes. Next you're going to tell me the Mississippi is flooding and a hurricane is bearing down on Florida. Also, the sky is blue and hot dogs contain some unpleasant ingredients   (latimes.com) divider line 45
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2013-06-02 12:14:56 PM  
Lately the wildfires in Cali have been much worse than usual.
Lately the tornadoes in OK have been much worse than usual.
Lately Mississippi flooding has been much worse than usual.
Lately Hurricanes have been much worse than usual.

And now, thanks to this list and your dire warning, there is no WAY I'm ever going to eat a hot dog again.
 
2013-06-02 12:24:32 PM  
I suspect there's even worse things in bacon hotdogs.
They taste nothing like bacon.
Lips and assholes maybe?
 
2013-06-02 12:27:53 PM  
And it's kind of overcast today, too
 
2013-06-02 12:44:06 PM  
do the hot dogs contain sodium benzoate?
 
2013-06-02 01:16:38 PM  
"After"? We've had a brush fire in Santa Barbara for most of the week and a series of earthquakes on Wednesday!

/Not big quakes, but I'm less than 3 miles from the epicenter, so there was a lot of shaking here.
 
2013-06-02 01:31:56 PM  
t0.gstatic.com


There is nothing unpleasant about hot dogs. They are delicious.  I love them.  If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f*cking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.
 
2013-06-02 01:51:52 PM  
Meanwhile in the San Francisco bay area, if you have a t-shirt, sweatshirt, and a windbreaker, you're prepared for the full range of weather in Mother Nature's arsenal. What I would give to just hear some thunder once in a while.
 
2013-06-02 02:27:53 PM  

Forty-Two: "After"?


Even the Powerhouse fire started before the most recent tornadoes in OKC.

But either way, there's a lot of crap going on.
 
2013-06-02 03:53:48 PM  

unlikely: Lately the wildfires in Cali have been much worse than usual.
Lately the tornadoes in OK have been much worse than usual.
Lately Mississippi flooding has been much worse than usual.
Lately Hurricanes have been much worse than usual.


[citations needed]
 
2013-06-02 03:54:33 PM  
Hey my hot dog is all natural...
 
2013-06-02 03:55:07 PM  
Also if you live in Atlanta your DISH service may have gone out for a minute like an hour ago. Kind of rainy.
 
2013-06-02 03:58:23 PM  
I am so glad I live in a place where I only have to worry about earthquakes and volcanoes....
 
2013-06-02 04:00:17 PM  
Check your ammo and identify all food sources. And remember, people are basically meat popsicles.
 
2013-06-02 04:02:15 PM  
Why don't those dummies just move to the place without any natural disasters? You know, that place. Outside of nature.
 
2013-06-02 04:06:21 PM  
I have noticed there is less apocalypse talk this year. No one is "just asking questions" about whether or not this is a prelude to some kind of biblical event.
 
2013-06-02 04:09:18 PM  
Fires in NM, and the Rio Grande is dry in spots.

storms coming through bringing high winds and dry lightning.

Fark you
 
2013-06-02 04:11:38 PM  

Pribar: Hey my hot dog is all natural...


Tasty tasty lips and arseholes.
 
2013-06-02 04:12:31 PM  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essie's_Original_Hot_Dog_shop
 
2013-06-02 04:13:48 PM  

you are a puppet: Also if you live in Atlanta your DISH service may have gone out for a minute like an hour ago. Kind of rainy.


Oh, the humanity!
 
2013-06-02 04:16:53 PM  
I said it in the tornado thread (probably past 500 posts) and I'll say it again; the guys who deciphered the Mayan calendar were off by a year.

/no. Don't really believe that. Get a life.
//of course I believe in judgement day
///religious slashies
 
2013-06-02 04:20:45 PM  
 
2013-06-02 04:32:21 PM  

gilatrout: Fires in NM, and the Rio Grande is dry in spots.

storms coming through bringing high winds and dry lightning.

Fark you


I'm sitting here helplessly as my favorite spot in New Mexico burns to the ground. RIP Pecos River Canyon.

http://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/article_f4f28dfa-c9 7d -11e2-840c-0019bb30f31a.html
 
2013-06-02 04:32:36 PM  
cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-06-02 04:34:35 PM  

unlikely: Lately the wildfires in Cali have been much worse than usual.
Lately the tornadoes in OK have been much worse than usual.
Lately Mississippi flooding has been much worse than usual.
Lately Hurricanes have been much worse than usual.

And now, thanks to this list and your dire warning, there is no WAY I'm ever going to eat a hot dog again.


Good news!  Hot dogs are now suppositories.
 
2013-06-02 04:44:11 PM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: Pribar: Hey my hot dog is all natural...

Tasty tasty lips and arseholes.


Yup thats part of its diet...
 
2013-06-02 04:44:45 PM  

Texas Gabe: gilatrout: Fires in NM, and the Rio Grande is dry in spots.

storms coming through bringing high winds and dry lightning.

Fark you

I'm sitting here helplessly as my favorite spot in New Mexico burns to the ground. RIP Pecos River Canyon.

http://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/article_f4f28dfa-c9 7d -11e2-840c-0019bb30f31a.html


One of our favorite places to fish dammit :( I can see the smoke from here in Edgewood.
 
2013-06-02 04:50:11 PM  
There's nothing more American than augmenting the fear of nature.
 
2013-06-02 04:52:28 PM  
"There's no dog in this."
"Uh-uh."
"Hydrolyzed vegetable protein, soybean meal, niacin, dextrose, and sodium nitrate flavoring."
"Yup, that's what we call 'meat' back home."
 
2013-06-02 05:16:19 PM  
Hot dog thread!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-02 05:24:43 PM  
And I don't like anybody very much.
 
2013-06-02 05:36:02 PM  
Come to Michigan. Buy Koegels... You're welcome.
 
2013-06-02 05:44:22 PM  
www.iscaliforniaonfire.com
 
2013-06-02 05:52:52 PM  
www.greatpetnet.com
 
2013-06-02 06:26:30 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Hot dog thread!

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x332]


And you post a picture of a salad?

/I don't get it
 
2013-06-02 06:41:37 PM  
I did a hotdog eating contest a few years back, almost completed the challenge but my belly got too full too fast.  Mrs. Wreck took the kids to play while I decided I had to go to the bathroom.  Never..Never..Ever walk into a porta-potty after snarfing down nearly two lbs of grilled hotdogs covered with chili and cheese sauce in the middle of Las Vegas summer.  After launching my challenge over the entire inside of the heated smelly crap-sauna, I walked to the shade and just laid down.

It took nearly 6 months before I could handle the smell of hotdogs and another three more before I could even eat one without having the heaves...

/Not so CSB....
 
2013-06-02 06:53:31 PM  
Blame the gays?
 
2013-06-02 07:22:58 PM  
Had a woman come in to work today, working on stuff she was taking down to Florida to work on with her sister ministry.  She got the stare from me for about 3 seconds(Think "The peoples' eyebrow" on a balding white guy), before I noted that it was hurricane season down there.  Her husband comes up, having noticed my stare and misjudged the intent.  I'm not blind, I can see the huge rock on her finger.  Turns out they are going to NOLA after they finish in Florida.  I gave it up as a lost cause.

   One of my favorite comics has a bit about some idiot in FL sticking around during one of the worst storms a few decades ago.  His closing line is, "It's not that the wind is blowing, it is what the wind is blowing."

/if you want to walk into the wind, fine
//Don't complain about getting hit by what the wind is blowing
 
2013-06-02 07:35:05 PM  

PowerSlacker: unlikely: Lately the wildfires in Cali have been much worse than usual.
Lately the tornadoes in OK have been much worse than usual.
Lately Mississippi flooding has been much worse than usual.
Lately Hurricanes have been much worse than usual.

[citations needed]




The Mississippi has been low for quite a while, and was getting really low pretty recently. Though that may have changed
 
2013-06-02 08:19:02 PM  

Sloppy Wreck: I did a hotdog eating contest a few years back, almost completed the challenge but my belly got too full too fast.  Mrs. Wreck took the kids to play while I decided I had to go to the bathroom.  Never..Never..Ever walk into a porta-potty after snarfing down nearly two lbs of grilled hotdogs covered with chili and cheese sauce in the middle of Las Vegas summer.  After launching my challenge over the entire inside of the heated smelly crap-sauna, I walked to the shade and just laid down.

It took nearly 6 months before I could handle the smell of hotdogs and another three more before I could even eat one without having the heaves...

/Not so CSB....


Is that how you got your nickname, or were you like that from before?
 
2013-06-02 08:30:06 PM  

cbathrob: And I don't like anybody very much.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/There are hurricanes in Florida, and Texas needs rain...
 
2013-06-02 08:31:48 PM  
Now I'm just picturing Sloppy in that split second...opens the door, is hit by a wall of superheated stench. Vomiting becomes instantly imminent, and with it the horrifying conundrum: any sense of decorum would require aiming the puke into the commode, but that in turn requires sticking your face directly into the source of the revolting stench. Reflex to vomit and reflex to pull away from the shiat-hole fight each other, finally ending off in the worst sort of compromise. The need to puke can't be bargained with...only the "where" is open for debate.
 
2013-06-02 09:06:57 PM  

Trance354: Had a woman come in to work today, working on stuff she was taking down to Florida to work on with her sister ministry.  She got the stare from me for about 3 seconds(Think "The peoples' eyebrow" on a balding white guy), before I noted that it was hurricane season down there.  Her husband comes up, having noticed my stare and misjudged the intent.  I'm not blind, I can see the huge rock on her finger.  Turns out they are going to NOLA after they finish in Florida.  I gave it up as a lost cause.

   One of my favorite comics has a bit about some idiot in FL sticking around during one of the worst storms a few decades ago.  His closing line is, "It's not that the wind is blowing, it is what the wind is blowing."

/if you want to walk into the wind, fine
//Don't complain about getting hit by what the wind is blowing


"It's not the fall I'm afraid of, it'shiatting the ground!"

/Or something. You Farkers know the series by heart, you know what I mean
//and if you don't want to hit the ground, just miss it!
 
2013-06-02 10:51:22 PM  

nmemkha: [www.greatpetnet.com image 617x480]


MASS HYSTERIA!
 
2013-06-03 02:53:07 AM  

unlikely: Lately the wildfires in Cali have been much worse than usual.


Actually our fire season hasn't been particularly bad yet this year. And I say that as someone who's currently downwind from the Powerhouse Fire.
 
2013-06-03 04:22:59 AM  

Dragonblink: unlikely: Lately the wildfires in Cali have been much worse than usual.

Actually our fire season hasn't been particularly bad yet this year. And I say that as someone who's currently downwind from the Powerhouse Fire.


I was making the hot dog joke.
 
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