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2013-06-02 10:22:22 AM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

uh, how about no.
 
2013-06-02 10:25:32 AM  
New Boston, Texas

An American Tsarnaev. We're through the looking glass, people!

/Wait, the other ones were American too? Goddamit! Stop destroying my narrative!
 
2013-06-02 10:46:43 AM  

FlashHarry: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 481x720]

uh, how about no.


Maybe, if she holds the gun in front of her face.
 
2013-06-02 10:51:18 AM  
Nice knees, though.
 
2013-06-02 10:51:32 AM  

FlashHarry: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 481x720]

uh, how about no.


Neck veins are sexy.
 
2013-06-02 11:18:09 AM  
Maybe if the girlfriend was on "Breaking Bad", instead.

/or if the girlfriend was Chloe Dykstra
 
2013-06-02 11:40:02 AM  
There are better pictures.
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-06-02 12:00:47 PM  

NewportBarGuy: New Boston, Texas

An American Tsarnaev. We're through the looking glass, people!

/Wait, the other ones were American too? Goddamit! Stop destroying my narrative!


If it makes you feel any better, I heard a rumor that this guy might have sat next to a Democrat on the bus one time, so this clearly still qualifies as a false-flag operation.
 
2013-06-02 12:09:47 PM  
"because she saw "strange material" in their refrigerator"

rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-06-02 12:19:33 PM  
HMMM...where's the gun nut part?
 
2013-06-02 12:22:34 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: HMMM...where's the gun nut part?


Secret Service officials have said there were similarities between the three letters received by Bloomberg, Obama, and Mayors Against Illegal Guns Director Mark Glaze. All, "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."
 
2013-06-02 12:23:18 PM  

LasersHurt: jehovahs witness protection: HMMM...where's the gun nut part?

Secret Service officials have said there were similarities between the three letters received by Bloomberg, Obama, and Mayors Against Illegal Guns Director Mark Glaze. All, "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."


Formatting Failures abound. But you get the idea.
 
2013-06-02 12:26:22 PM  
I expected her to have a couple of guest spots on Cody and Zack
 
2013-06-02 01:05:15 PM  
Looking at her resume, she's basically an extra. Her credit on Walking Dead is as a zombie.
I'll say this, she's in good shape for a mother of 5.
 
2013-06-02 01:23:19 PM  

LasersHurt: LasersHurt: jehovahs witness protection: HMMM...where's the gun nut part?

Secret Service officials have said there were similarities between the three letters received by Bloomberg, Obama, and Mayors Against Illegal Guns Director Mark Glaze. All, "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."

Formatting Failures abound. But you get the idea.


You do understand the logical error of saying the suspect is a gun nut because the letters were written by a gun nut... right?
 
2013-06-02 01:25:28 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: LasersHurt: LasersHurt: jehovahs witness protection: HMMM...where's the gun nut part?

Secret Service officials have said there were similarities between the three letters received by Bloomberg, Obama, and Mayors Against Illegal Guns Director Mark Glaze. All, "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."

Formatting Failures abound. But you get the idea.

You do understand the logical error of saying the suspect is a gun nut because the letters were written by a gun nut... right?


He asked where the part was. I gave the part that Subby was likely mentioning. That and his GF's rifle pics, which is not evidence of anything, but could be symptomatic.
 
2013-06-02 01:34:26 PM  
According to postings on her Facebook page, Shannon and Nathan Richardson have multiple children together and she is currently pregnant.

Well, he may be a gun nut, but he ain't shooting blanks.
 
2013-06-02 01:37:04 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: HMMM...where's the gun nut part?


In the letters.

duh
 
2013-06-02 01:48:33 PM  
How are these people making ricin without killing themselves?
 
2013-06-02 01:54:25 PM  
Did they find any crossbows?
 
2013-06-02 01:56:10 PM  

basemetal: How are these people making ricin without killing themselves?


My guess is they aren't They're probably just crushing some castor beans, which sets off the ricin alert meter. I mean, no one can really think that the president is going to open a letter himself and be instantly poisoned. But it's a threat of worse to come.
 
2013-06-02 01:56:17 PM  

basemetal: How are these people making ricin without killing themselves?


Toaster oven
 
2013-06-02 01:56:36 PM  
This is why we cannot allow the straw purchases of Ricin at the biological weapons show.

/if only we made Ricin illegal...
//Or a law against mailing letters would have worked too.
 
2013-06-02 01:58:04 PM  
And there was much rejoicing on the left. They were so bitterly angry over the fact that the Boston bombing wasn't the right winger they wanted it to be but now they have something...! They can finally feel vindicated for all the hate and vitriol they spew!
 
2013-06-02 01:58:20 PM  
more blood on the hands on right wing fanatics.
well there might be blood if they weren't so inept.
have fun in PMITA prison with Leroy the Obama fan making you his biatch.
 
2013-06-02 01:59:07 PM  

fluffy2097: This is why we cannot allow the straw purchases of Ricin at the biological weapons show.

/if only we made Ricin illegal...
//Or a law against mailing letters would have worked too.


At any point in your life, have you ever stopped to think "Should I try to be constructive, or just whine?"

If you haven't, I recommend stopping and giving it some mulling over.
 
2013-06-02 01:59:31 PM  

propasaurus: Looking at her resume, she's basically an extra. Her credit on Walking Dead is as a zombie.


So if her character just growls, does that count as a speaking role?

/seriously,what does the SAG have to say about this?
 
2013-06-02 01:59:52 PM  
wife subby. wife. not girlfriend.
 
2013-06-02 01:59:59 PM  

propasaurus: basemetal: How are these people making ricin without killing themselves?

My guess is they aren't They're probably just crushing some castor beans, which sets off the ricin alert meter. I mean, no one can really think that the president is going to open a letter himself and be instantly poisoned. But it's a threat of worse to come.


it's still counts of attempted murder at the very least.
it could be deemed a terrorist act and have him labeled as an enemy combatant if they want to set an example.
 
2013-06-02 02:04:07 PM  
I hope he's the guy, so we can write him off as a lone nut and go on about the business of "gittin them terrists".
 
2013-06-02 02:05:24 PM  
Holy shiat it's Melisandre! She's gonna kill the Baratheon bastard!
 
2013-06-02 02:05:42 PM  
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net

Nice work Subby!
 
2013-06-02 02:05:44 PM  

F-14Tomcat: I hope he's the guy, so we can write him off as a lone nut and go on about the business of "gittin them terrists".


barring any evidence that he is part of a larger conspiracy, isn't that the very definition of "lone nut"?
 
2013-06-02 02:06:37 PM  

basemetal: How are these people making ricin without killing themselves?


Better question is why has it become so popular recently? Is it a breaking bad thing?
 
2013-06-02 02:06:55 PM  
Considering all the recent stories and leaks from unnamed sources/authorities that have come out about events that were factually wrong (like the friend of the Boston Bomber - he shot at police, or he had a knife, or he was unarmed, or he threw a table at authorities), I'll wait for the correct story to come out months from now if ever. It would be sad if this guy winds up the next mistaken Richard Jewell.
 
2013-06-02 02:08:44 PM  

randomjsa: And there was much rejoicing on the left. They were so bitterly angry over the fact that the Boston bombing wasn't the right winger they wanted it to be but now they have something...! They can finally feel vindicated for all the hate and vitriol they spew!


Awww... your poor vagina. It must hurt.

Rejoicing? The left? Right winger?

You mean the people who say "We came unarmed... THIS time!" as a political slogan?

You sound very proud.
 
2013-06-02 02:11:55 PM  

skullkrusher: barring any evidence that he is part of a larger conspiracy, isn't that the very definition of "lone nut"?


It's not what was done or why, but how many people were involved?
 
2013-06-02 02:13:15 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: propasaurus: Looking at her resume, she's basically an extra. Her credit on Walking Dead is as a zombie.

So if her character just growls, does that count as a speaking role?

/seriously,what does the SAG have to say about this?


At best she's a featured extra. Might still be covered under SAG, but it's not a speaking role.
 
2013-06-02 02:13:19 PM  
Yet another isolated incident.

False flag?

Overzealous Staffer.
 
2013-06-02 02:14:47 PM  
When is Texas going to get its own category?
 
2013-06-02 02:14:48 PM  

skinink: Considering all the recent stories and leaks from unnamed sources/authorities that have come out about events that were factually wrong (like the friend of the Boston Bomber - he shot at police, or he had a knife, or he was unarmed, or he threw a table at authorities), I'll wait for the correct story to come out months from now if ever. It would be sad if this guy winds up the next mistaken Richard Jewell Dzokhar Tsarnaev.

 
2013-06-02 02:14:57 PM  
I'll just leave this here.

The intent was to cause panic and fear, so this is still not a laughing matter, but it appears that the media is working mightily to turn an any possible anthill into Everest.
 
2013-06-02 02:16:16 PM  

randomjsa: They were so bitterly angry over the fact that the Boston bombing wasn't the right winger they wanted it to be but now they have something...!


Umm, the Boston bombing was a religious fundamentalist - don't get more right wing than that. 

/only difference between the Taliban and the Southern Baptist Convention is that the members of the latter were not born in a society that was poor and chaotic enough for them to force their archaic beliefs upon others at gunpoint..
 
2013-06-02 02:18:25 PM  

propasaurus: At best she's a featured extra. Might still be covered under SAG, but it's not a speaking role.


That's propastaurus.

//ha!  get it! perpos...
//yeah, ok, fine.
 
2013-06-02 02:19:21 PM  
I must have missed the meeting where it was decided that "suspect" and "person of interest" mean the same thing.
 
2013-06-02 02:22:13 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

/stunt gone wrong?
 
2013-06-02 02:26:55 PM  
It's a bit weird that she actually turned him in. Married, 5 kids, sixth on the way. And it looks like she probably posted some derby teabaggery crap on her own Facebook. So, what set her over the edge to where calling the cops on her hubby was the better choice than confronting him about it?
 
2013-06-02 02:26:58 PM  
Is this going to be another POI that is drug through mud by the government? Seriously, anyone not giving the benefit of the doubt now is fool is.
 
2013-06-02 02:27:31 PM  
goddam autocorrect.
 
2013-06-02 02:27:32 PM  

ongbok: basemetal: How are these people making ricin without killing themselves?

Better question is why has it become so popular recently? Is it a breaking bad thing?


Morons can make meth, some of them reasonably well, and while it might flash fire on you, well, okay, yeah, you might be right......
 
2013-06-02 02:28:15 PM  
I'm sure he's another innocent gun nut, having his reputation drug through the mud all because he sent some ricin to the President.  Geez.
 
2013-06-02 02:29:43 PM  
Infernalist, none of those accused so far have done anything or did I miss something.
 
2013-06-02 02:30:12 PM  

randomjsa: And there was much rejoicing on the left. They were so bitterly angry over the fact that the Boston bombing wasn't the right winger they wanted it to be but now they have something...! They can finally feel vindicated for all the hate and vitriol they spew!


If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it is a duck.
 
2013-06-02 02:30:26 PM  

Infernalist: I'm sure he's another innocent gun nut, having his reputation drug through the mud all because he sent some ricin to the President.  Geez.


I know, right? It's like his First Amendment right to free speech is being trampled on. Free speech is dead in this country if you can no longer send a threatening letter to the President.
 
2013-06-02 02:30:49 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: randomjsa: And there was much rejoicing on the left. They were so bitterly angry over the fact that the Boston bombing wasn't the right winger they wanted it to be but now they have something...! They can finally feel vindicated for all the hate and vitriol they spew!

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it is a duck.


Or a witch.
 
2013-06-02 02:30:56 PM  

propasaurus: It's a bit weird that she actually turned him in. Married, 5 kids, sixth on the way. And it looks like she probably posted some derby teabaggery crap on her own Facebook. So, what set her over the edge to where calling the cops on her hubby was the better choice than confronting him about it?


Secret Service officials have said there were similarities between the three letters received by Bloomberg, Obama, and Mayors Against Illegal Guns Director Mark Glaze. All three letters warned, "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns.

I think the bolded part may have been what set her off. I'm thinking she probably saw that in the news, and once she realized it was him she said "Oh hell no", and grabbed the kids.
 
2013-06-02 02:31:42 PM  
Another reason to get rid of the USPS; you can't e-mail this stuff.
 
2013-06-02 02:31:52 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Infernalist, none of those accused so far have done anything or did I miss something.


Yeah, I'm pretty sure you did.
 
2013-06-02 02:32:59 PM  

born_yesterday: Zeppelininthesky: randomjsa: And there was much rejoicing on the left. They were so bitterly angry over the fact that the Boston bombing wasn't the right winger they wanted it to be but now they have something...! They can finally feel vindicated for all the hate and vitriol they spew!

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it is a duck.

Or a witch.


Burn her!!
 
2013-06-02 02:33:56 PM  
Link please. Because all I remember is the Elvis dude and his arch nemesis.
 
2013-06-02 02:33:57 PM  
"Me an' mah buddies at th' Army Depot 'r always talkin' bout how Big Guvmint hez gotten too big!"
 
2013-06-02 02:34:52 PM  
Once it became clear the letters originated in rural LA/TX area, it was a virtual guarantee it was some right wing survivalist nutjob.

Relatedly, I see a lot of people in this thread need a dose of this:

i.walmartimages.com
 
2013-06-02 02:35:45 PM  

LasersHurt: At any point in your life, have you ever stopped to think "Should I try to be constructive, or just whine?"


Well. I'm a liberal.

/I have a PHD in whining from NPR
 
2013-06-02 02:38:57 PM  

FlashHarry: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 481x720]

uh, how about no.


I'm a yes.  Beauty is just a light switch away, and that's a pretty damn tight body.  And I bet she loooooooves teabagging.
 
2013-06-02 02:39:36 PM  
If you love your guns more than you love your family... you might be a gun-nut.
 
2013-06-02 02:41:36 PM  
OK with all of the assumption he did somethong , does anyone believe in innocent until proven guilty.
 
2013-06-02 02:44:26 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: OK with all of the assumption he did somethong , does anyone believe in innocent until proven guilty.


FARK is not a court of law.
 
2013-06-02 02:45:35 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: OK with all of the assumption he did somethong , does anyone believe in innocent until proven guilty.


When did that ever stop anyone?
 
2013-06-02 02:45:54 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: OK with all of the assumption he did somethong , does anyone believe in innocent until proven guilty.


Yes... If I was on a jury.

seriously though I have no reason to believe anything one way or the other
 
2013-06-02 02:49:35 PM  
Every time I see this story I hear the Timothy Dalton line from Hot Fuzz in my head.
 
2013-06-02 02:51:09 PM  

Cohen the Barbarian: I'll just leave this here.

The intent was to cause panic and fear, so this is still not a laughing matter, but it appears that the media is working mightily to turn an any possible anthill into Everest.


Would that be the guy who advocated terrorism in response to expanded background checks?  Nice.  Any chance you could look up Dzohkhar Tsarnaev's thoughts on the matter?  I'm sure he'd have all kinds of brilliant insights, too.  Unlike Bob Owens, he actually put words into action, rather than write endless, "Will no one rid me of those troublesome liberals?" blog posts.
 
2013-06-02 02:51:54 PM  
I just remember the same people slobbering over the Elvis guy being the Ricin guy. That is the place I am coming from here.
 
2013-06-02 02:56:00 PM  
Is it the real guy this time?

And obviously it's a right wing nut. It was sent to Obama, so that should be obvious
 
2013-06-02 02:56:17 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: randomjsa: And there was much rejoicing on the left. They were so bitterly angry over the fact that the Boston bombing wasn't the right winger they wanted it to be but now they have something...! They can finally feel vindicated for all the hate and vitriol they spew!

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it is a duck.


So... muslims?
 
2013-06-02 02:57:22 PM  

propasaurus: It's a bit weird that she actually turned him in. Married, 5 kids, sixth on the way. And it looks like she probably posted some derby teabaggery crap on her own Facebook. So, what set her over the edge to where calling the cops on her hubby was the better choice than confronting him about it?


Probably the possibility of a dangerous neurotoxin in the same house with their kids. Most decent parents wouldn't tolerate something like that since depending on 'safety precautions' it could maybe be as dangerous as a meth lab... Plus if he was far enough gone to actually carry out something like that, she probably saw the signs a while ago and put two and two together.
 
2013-06-02 03:01:14 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: propasaurus: Looking at her resume, she's basically an extra. Her credit on Walking Dead is as a zombie.

So if her character just growls, does that count as a speaking role?

/seriously,what does the SAG have to say about this?


Probably not as she more than likely is not sounds are not being recorded.
 
2013-06-02 03:02:50 PM  

propasaurus: There are better pictures.
[cdn.uproxx.com image 634x398]


is that before or after the zombie makeup?
 
2013-06-02 03:06:43 PM  

randomjsa: And there was much rejoicing on the left. They were so bitterly angry over the fact that the Boston bombing wasn't the right winger


Muslim fundamentalists are conservatives.
 
2013-06-02 03:08:55 PM  

propasaurus: It's a bit weird that she actually turned him in. Married, 5 kids, sixth on the way. And it looks like she probably posted some derby teabaggery crap on her own Facebook. So, what set her over the edge to where calling the cops on her hubby was the better choice than confronting him about it?


Her Facebook page is under a different last name, so they may not have been married very long. This could have been her first realization that "Hey, this guy's insane in the membrane."
 
2013-06-02 03:13:33 PM  
Nothing says refreshing Dr. Pepper like a babe in an armchair, resting on a fire ant mound.

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-06-02 03:15:51 PM  

LasersHurt: fluffy2097: This is why we cannot allow the straw purchases of Ricin at the biological weapons show.

/if only we made Ricin illegal...
//Or a law against mailing letters would have worked too.

At any point in your life, have you ever stopped to think "Should I try to be constructive, or just whine?"

If you haven't, I recommend stopping and giving it some mulling over.


Those letters could have been opened by children. WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHILDREN!?!?!
 
2013-06-02 03:20:06 PM  
Stubby is an ass.If this guy is a "gun nut" then stubby is a Dark nut.Both sound real intelligent. Leave your agenda at your rally or your mom's basement....
 
2013-06-02 03:24:51 PM  
Ratted out by his wife. Nice.
 
2013-06-02 03:26:22 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: I just remember the same people slobbering over the Elvis guy being the Ricin guy. That is the place I am coming from here.


Different ricin letters. It wasn't the Elvis Tribute Artist, but it was one of his nutjob acquaintances trying to frame him.
 
2013-06-02 03:31:40 PM  
Props to TFA for using the more correct term "assault-style rifle". I don't see that as often as I would like.
 
2013-06-02 03:34:33 PM  
How'd he managed to do that from his hoverround!!!

Doesn't he know that a gun won't stop a tank? GUUFFAWWW!

Richardson reportedly worked at the Red River Army Depot, which provides maintenance and support for military vehicles.

Hmm... oh well. He's a teabagger living off of the public's dime! Hypocrite!
  

lilplatinum: /only difference between the Taliban and the Southern Baptist Convention is that the members of the latter were not born in a society that was poor and chaotic enough for them to force their archaic beliefs upon others at gunpoint..


If only the American Left hated the Taliban a tenth of how much the hate the SBC. It is a weird call and response though from the left. They can't just say the Taliban sucks without throwing in the SBC or some other Christian group. It highlights how perverse their thinking is on who the enemies are. Do you think that the SBC is so small and so powerless that what stops them from using violence is fear? That society wouldn't be plunged into chaos if they were as evil as the Taliban?

Curious though that a religious fundamentalist like the Tsarnaev brothers supported Obama, since the right-wing hates Obama.
 
2013-06-02 03:37:16 PM  

Mrbogey: If only the American Left hated the Taliban a tenth of


I love when you hang a big flag out front that says "I am a fool who should be ignored."
 
2013-06-02 03:37:34 PM  
Could be worse.  He could be a racist gun control nut from Chicago who is intent on having all the blacks  shoot each other to death.
 
2013-06-02 03:40:12 PM  

mikewadestr: Could be worse.  He could be a racist gun control nut from Chicago who is intent on having all the blacks  shoot each other to death.


It doesn't make the news so it doesn't matter. It's sort of like a "missing white woman" syndrome with the media, but with guns.
 
2013-06-02 03:45:16 PM  

calbert: wife subby. wife. not girlfriend.


Ex-wife now
 
2013-06-02 03:47:58 PM  
BUTTHURT!! BUTTHURT EVERYWHERE!!!
 
2013-06-02 03:50:23 PM  

gilgigamesh: BUTTHURT!! BUTTHURT EVERYWHERE!!!


It's almost like gun owners starting to know what it's been like to be certain minorities through history.

Except without any of the actual persecution or harm.
 
2013-06-02 03:51:22 PM  
she better hope he really did it. otherwise.... could be an interesting divorce...
 
2013-06-02 03:57:39 PM  
The stupid thing is that no one was going to take away his guns, but now if he is convicted of assassination attempts, that IS going to be the end of his gun ownership days.
 
2013-06-02 04:01:10 PM  
One photo on her Facebook page dated July 2012 shows her holding a large assault-style rifle and wearing a  bikini.

Honestly, I was really hoping for this:
0.tqn.com
 
2013-06-02 04:02:58 PM  

mbillips: propasaurus: It's a bit weird that she actually turned him in. Married, 5 kids, sixth on the way. And it looks like she probably posted some derby teabaggery crap on her own Facebook. So, what set her over the edge to where calling the cops on her hubby was the better choice than confronting him about it?

Her Facebook page is under a different last name, so they may not have been married very long. This could have been her first realization that "Hey, this guy's insane in the membrane."


Married long enough to have six kids.
 
2013-06-02 04:06:03 PM  

yeegrek: Cohen the Barbarian: I'll just leave this here.

The intent was to cause panic and fear, so this is still not a laughing matter, but it appears that the media is working mightily to turn an any possible anthill into Everest.

Would that be the guy who advocated terrorism in response to expanded background checks?  Nice.  Any chance you could look up Dzohkhar Tsarnaev's thoughts on the matter?  I'm sure he'd have all kinds of brilliant insights, too.  Unlike Bob Owens, he actually put words into action, rather than write endless, "Will no one rid me of those troublesome liberals?" blog posts.


Fark the messenger. How original.
 
2013-06-02 04:08:58 PM  
Thought he was questioned and released a day or so ago.
 
2013-06-02 04:19:24 PM  

Cohen the Barbarian: yeegrek: Cohen the Barbarian: I'll just leave this here.

The intent was to cause panic and fear, so this is still not a laughing matter, but it appears that the media is working mightily to turn an any possible anthill into Everest.

Would that be the guy who advocated terrorism in response to expanded background checks?  Nice.  Any chance you could look up Dzohkhar Tsarnaev's thoughts on the matter?  I'm sure he'd have all kinds of brilliant insights, too.  Unlike Bob Owens, he actually put words into action, rather than write endless, "Will no one rid me of those troublesome liberals?" blog posts.

Fark the messenger. How original.


That's kinda what you're doing.
 
2013-06-02 04:20:08 PM  
FRFA: "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."

NO, numbnuts - they don't need to kill anyone to take your guns.  Depriving you of your freedom by incarcerating your mutant ass for a few years in prison and subsequently denying your right to possess a gun by the mere fact you are an ex-felon is sufficient.  No reason for anyone to die, despite your desperate attempt to martyr your family.
 
2013-06-02 04:21:43 PM  
STOP OVERREACTING!!!

ALL HE DID WAAS TRY TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT!!!

DON'T BLOW THIS OUT OF PROPORTION!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:24:33 PM  
Why would a guy from Bumfark, TX care SO MUCH about a possible gun law in NYC?
 
2013-06-02 04:24:49 PM  

Mandapants: One photo on her Facebook page dated July 2012 shows her holding a large assault-style rifle and wearing a  bikini.

Honestly, I was really hoping for this:
[0.tqn.com image 400x604]


The rifle depicted is not "assault-style"; it lacks a shoulder thing that goes up.
 
2013-06-02 04:33:30 PM  
Richard Jewel. For you young'uns, you can Google the name, and learn the important lesson that the rush to judgement almost alway serves a  political purpose.
 
2013-06-02 04:38:16 PM  
Or you could Google Eric Rudolph.
 
2013-06-02 04:52:09 PM  
I going to go ahead and guess that neither of them have jobs, and are on welfare, and post blog entries about how the government never helped them.
 
2013-06-02 05:01:41 PM  
"You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."

I don't know.  Looks to me like they'll have no trouble taking them while your ass is rotting in jail, jackass.
 
2013-06-02 05:05:41 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: LasersHurt: LasersHurt: jehovahs witness protection: HMMM...where's the gun nut part?

Secret Service officials have said there were similarities between the three letters received by Bloomberg, Obama, and Mayors Against Illegal Guns Director Mark Glaze. All, "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."

Formatting Failures abound. But you get the idea.

You do understand the logical error of saying the suspect is a gun nut because the letters were written by a gun nut... right?


He's from Texas.  It's a given.
 
2013-06-02 05:08:26 PM  

yeegrek: FlashHarry: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 481x720]

uh, how about no.

I'm a yes.  Beauty is just a light switch away, and that's a pretty damn tight body.  And I bet she loooooooves teabagging.


I'd question the tightness factor after 5 kids.
 
2013-06-02 05:11:23 PM  

lawboy87: FRFA: "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."


Yeah, that family part is very disturbing.  "Kill me to get my guns" is a fairly common, if blustering sentiment, but "oh, and I'll see my wife and children dead before you take my guns" is balls to the wall crazy.
 
2013-06-02 05:15:25 PM  

born_yesterday: lawboy87: FRFA: "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."

Yeah, that family part is very disturbing.  "Kill me to get my guns" is a fairly common, if blustering sentiment, but "oh, and I'll see my wife and children dead before you take my guns" is balls to the wall crazy.


I agree. But I took it to imply that the wife & kids would also be armed and defending the homestead from the evil gubmint gun-grabbers
 
2013-06-02 05:20:40 PM  

propasaurus: born_yesterday: lawboy87: FRFA: "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."

Yeah, that family part is very disturbing.  "Kill me to get my guns" is a fairly common, if blustering sentiment, but "oh, and I'll see my wife and children dead before you take my guns" is balls to the wall crazy.

I agree. But I took it to imply that the wife & kids would also be armed and defending the homestead from the evil gubmint gun-grabbers


Actually, the usual scenario for 2nd Amendment "rights" enthusiasts is they kill their own families and then the ebil gubmint arrives for a barricade situation.
 
2013-06-02 06:09:27 PM  
So it looks like all of her kids are from previous relationships (no word on the one on the way), they're either divorced or in the process, and he's claiming she set him up. He could be telling the truth. The only thing that seems certain is that this is shaping up to be a pretty awesome soap opera. Also, at the risk of sounding like an asshole, I would not, under any conceivable circumstances, date a woman with 5 kids.
 
2013-06-02 06:14:23 PM  

malaktaus: Also, at the risk of sounding like an asshole, I would not, under any conceivable circumstances, date a woman with 5 kids.


Wear that "asshole" label with pride. That makes me question his sanity as well.
 
2013-06-02 06:17:06 PM  

Cohen the Barbarian: yeegrek: Cohen the Barbarian: I'll just leave this here.

The intent was to cause panic and fear, so this is still not a laughing matter, but it appears that the media is working mightily to turn an any possible anthill into Everest.

Would that be the guy who advocated terrorism in response to expanded background checks?  Nice.  Any chance you could look up Dzohkhar Tsarnaev's thoughts on the matter?  I'm sure he'd have all kinds of brilliant insights, too.  Unlike Bob Owens, he actually put words into action, rather than write endless, "Will no one rid me of those troublesome liberals?" blog posts.

Fark the messenger. How original.


When the messenger advocates terrorism, then yes, fark him indeed.
 
2013-06-02 06:18:36 PM  

malaktaus: So it looks like all of her kids are from previous relationships (no word on the one on the way), they're either divorced or in the process, and he's claiming she set him up. He could be telling the truth. The only thing that seems certain is that this is shaping up to be a pretty awesome soap opera. Also, at the risk of sounding like an asshole, I would not, under any conceivable circumstances, date a woman with 5 kids.


Well, as I mentioned in another thread, most of her 'acting' (background) work is on shows shot in GA. So it seems like she's been spending a lot time away from home.
 
2013-06-02 06:21:32 PM  

F-14Tomcat: skullkrusher: barring any evidence that he is part of a larger conspiracy, isn't that the very definition of "lone nut"?

It's not what was done or why, but how many people were involved?


when discussing whether something was done by a "lone nut"?
 
2013-06-02 06:22:29 PM  

propasaurus: Well, as I mentioned in another thread, most of her 'acting' (background) work is on shows shot in GA. So it seems like she's been spending a lot time away from home.


You know what would be great?

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-02 07:00:51 PM  

propasaurus: It's a bit weird that she actually turned him in. Married, 5 kids, sixth on the way. And it looks like she probably posted some derby teabaggery crap on her own Facebook. So, what set her over the edge to where calling the cops on her hubby was the better choice than confronting him about it?


Ricin in the family fridge, maybe?
 
2013-06-02 07:15:13 PM  

skullkrusher: F-14Tomcat: skullkrusher: barring any evidence that he is part of a larger conspiracy, isn't that the very definition of "lone nut"?

It's not what was done or why, but how many people were involved?

when discussing whether something was done by a "lone nut"?


Clearly, 'lone nuts' cannot be terrorists.
 
2013-06-02 07:20:17 PM  

Hobodeluxe: propasaurus: basemetal: How are these people making ricin without killing themselves?

My guess is they aren't They're probably just crushing some castor beans, which sets off the ricin alert meter. I mean, no one can really think that the president is going to open a letter himself and be instantly poisoned. But it's a threat of worse to come.

it's still counts of attempted murder at the very least.
it could be deemed a terrorist act and have him labeled as an enemy combatant if they want to set an example.


That would be attempted murder in the same way that me throwing an empty shotgun shell casing at you as hard as I can is attempted murder... Which is to say not in any way at all. It may scare you, but it it has absolutely no chance of causing actual bodily harm. In most states it is assault at worst, and only the misdemeanor level of assault.

Of course add in the letter and you get some form of terrorism or something most likely, but definitely not attempted murder.
 
2013-06-02 07:27:43 PM  

skinink: Considering all the recent stories and leaks from unnamed sources/authorities that have come out about events that were factually wrong (like the friend of the Boston Bomber - he shot at police, or he had a knife, or he was unarmed, or he threw a table at authorities), I'll wait for the correct story to come out months from now if ever. It would be sad if this guy winds up the next mistaken Richard Jewell.


is that the one the fbi shot in the back of the head because they thought he was armed when he wasn't?
 
2013-06-02 08:52:22 PM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: skinink: Considering all the recent stories and leaks from unnamed sources/authorities that have come out about events that were factually wrong (like the friend of the Boston Bomber - he shot at police, or he had a knife, or he was unarmed, or he threw a table at authorities), I'll wait for the correct story to come out months from now if ever. It would be sad if this guy winds up the next mistaken Richard Jewell.

is that the one the fbi shot in the back of the head because they thought he was armed when he wasn't?


No Jewell was the falsely accused man who saved a bunch of lives at the Olympics bombing in Atlanta.
He was named by the FBI and farked for life, when he should have been lauded as a hero.
 
2013-06-02 09:09:27 PM  

LasersHurt: jehovahs witness protection: HMMM...where's the gun nut part?

Secret Service officials have said there were similarities between the three letters received by Bloomberg, Obama, and Mayors Against Illegal Guns Director Mark Glaze. All, "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns."


The ricin-mailer is a gun nut. Nothing in the story makes Richardson a gun nut, unless you're assuming person-of-interest means GUILTY!. His wife posting a pic of herself with a rifle, however ...

I wonder if this is another frame job like the last ricin scare. Maybe she thinks this would be faster way to get rid of him than a divorce.
 
2013-06-02 09:11:33 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Dr. Goldshnoz: skinink: Considering all the recent stories and leaks from unnamed sources/authorities that have come out about events that were factually wrong (like the friend of the Boston Bomber - he shot at police, or he had a knife, or he was unarmed, or he threw a table at authorities), I'll wait for the correct story to come out months from now if ever. It would be sad if this guy winds up the next mistaken Richard Jewell.

is that the one the fbi shot in the back of the head because they thought he was armed when he wasn't?

No Jewell was the falsely accused man who saved a bunch of lives at the Olympics bombing in Atlanta.
He was named by the FBI and farked for life, when he should have been lauded as a hero.


Yeah, except that he wasn't farked for life at all. Everyone in Georgia knew that he was the guy who was exonerated and saved a bunch of lives. He had a lot of paranoid butthurt about it afterward, but his life and job prospects actually improved. Not to mention all the money he got in settlements with the networks.
 
2013-06-02 09:16:28 PM  
"Richardson reportedly came to the attention of the FBI after his wife, Shannon, contacted authorities because she saw "strange ma in their refrigerator and ricin-related searches on their home computer."

Awkward Thanksgiving.

awkward
 
2013-06-02 09:21:51 PM  

Mrbogey: If only the American Left hated the Taliban a tenth of how much the hate the SBC. It is a weird call and response though from the left. They can't just say the Taliban sucks without throwing in the SBC or some other Christian group. It highlights how perverse their thinking is on who the enemies are. Do you think that the SBC is so small and so powerless that what stops them from using violence is fear? That society wouldn't be plunged into chaos if they were as evil as the Taliban?


No, what stops them from using violence is that they are not in an environment where that will effectively advance their cause.  If you switched the SBC and Talibans basic belief structure but the Taliban was in a rich wealthy country and the SBC was in a third world shiathole where real powers sold them weapons to fight proxy wars for them, then the Taliban would be trying to run ramshod over the constitution through social legislation and the SBC would be petty warlords enforcing their backwards views on people by gunpoint.   Fundamentalists will always try to force their views upon you because they believe, fundamentally, they are saving your soul.  It makes them inherently dangerous, and I fear the damage the SBC can do through political influence more than I fear the Taliban - and I say this as someone who works a few blocks away fromg ground zero.

Curious though that a religious fundamentalist like the Tsarnaev brothers supported Obama, since the right-wing hates Obama.

American republicans hate Obama, he is a right wing president on any rational political spectrum that takes into account views held outside of this country.
 
2013-06-02 09:24:45 PM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: skinink: Considering all the recent stories and leaks from unnamed sources/authorities that have come out about events that were factually wrong (like the friend of the Boston Bomber - he shot at police, or he had a knife, or he was unarmed, or he threw a table at authorities), I'll wait for the correct story to come out months from now if ever. It would be sad if this guy winds up the next mistaken Richard Jewell.

is that the one the fbi shot in the back of the head because they thought he was armed when he wasn't?


Yes' the friend of the Boston Bomber is the one they shot, though I didn't realize they shot him in the back of the head.
 
2013-06-02 09:27:59 PM  

skinink: Dr. Goldshnoz: skinink: Considering all the recent stories and leaks from unnamed sources/authorities that have come out about events that were factually wrong (like the friend of the Boston Bomber - he shot at police, or he had a knife, or he was unarmed, or he threw a table at authorities), I'll wait for the correct story to come out months from now if ever. It would be sad if this guy winds up the next mistaken Richard Jewell.

is that the one the fbi shot in the back of the head because they thought he was armed when he wasn't?

Yes' the friend of the Boston Bomber is the one they shot, though I didn't realize they shot him in the back of the head.


maddow did nice little piece on it laying out what she knew, and pointing out nothing makes any sense.
 
2013-06-02 10:07:33 PM  

lilplatinum: No, what stops them from using violence is that they are not in an environment where that will effectively advance their cause.


You theorize.

I'm sure you'd gladly push a wheelchair bound child over a cliff if you could make a few dollars doing so but you live in a nation where that's frowned upon and it's easier for you to make a few dollars that don't involve murder. Ergo, you're a bad person for what I believe you'd do.

See how dumb that sounds? You assert someone is bad then create a narrative where they'd do bad things and then treat them as if your hypothetical is actual.

Is it really so hard to believe that the people you despise aren't evil people? I got news for you. If the Christians in this country were as fanatical as the Taliban you'd have your brains smeared all over the sidewalk at this point because we have far more Southern Baptists in this country than the Taliban has in Afghanistan and in shear percentage the devout Christians in America have the Taliban beat in ratios. That they don't use violence isn't a result of the system. The system is a result of their views on violence.

lilplatinum: American republicans hate Obama, he is a right wing president on any rational political spectrum that takes into account views held outside of this country.


Well of course you had to go outside of this country and included the views of socialists who consider themselves centrists.Is it so difficult to allow an honest assessment to alter your finely honed stubbornness?
 
2013-06-02 10:10:07 PM  
I have my suspicions about this guy being set up.  that note reads like a Herp a Derp gun nut post off Huff Po or some other left leaning publication.  Also considering the  fellow works on a military instillation where they are looking for this type of whack, so they can lock  them up before they start  the  revolution it really makes me wonder if it is not a clever divorce ploy or wifeys way of getting more publicity to advance her stripping- I mean acting career.

I know several "free men" and this is out there even for them.
 
2013-06-02 10:10:41 PM  

propasaurus: skullkrusher: F-14Tomcat: skullkrusher: barring any evidence that he is part of a larger conspiracy, isn't that the very definition of "lone nut"?

It's not what was done or why, but how many people were involved?

when discussing whether something was done by a "lone nut"?

Clearly, 'lone nuts' cannot be terrorists.


of course they can. The fact that one is a terrorist doesn't have any bearing on whether he acted alone
 
2013-06-02 10:12:15 PM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: maddow did nice little piece on it laying out what she knew, and pointing out nothing makes any sense


You do realize that Maddow is the Hannity of the Left don't you?
 
2013-06-02 10:17:29 PM  

Azlefty: Dr. Goldshnoz: maddow did nice little piece on it laying out what she knew, and pointing out nothing makes any sense

You do realize that Maddow is the Hannity of the Left don't you?


you do realize your troll just about bored me sleep don't you?
 
2013-06-02 10:28:03 PM  

Mrbogey: Well of course you had to go outside of this country and included the views of socialists who consider themselves centrists.Is it so difficult to allow an honest assessment to alter your finely honed stubbornness?


I know you're a troll. I know that you're trolling.
Still, socialism is government ownership of the means of production. By market measures, President Obama is the worst socialist ever.

And President Obama's domestic and foreign policies put him to the right of Richard M. Nixon - with daylight between them. Go ahead - look at the '68 and '72 platforms. (I especially like Nixon's wage and price controls on the domestic side. And Obama's drone strikes / binLaden raid on the foreign policy side.)
 
2013-06-02 10:59:42 PM  
This story about the suspect is an entirely different person in another state.  http://abcnews.go.com/US/t/story/fbi-arrest-made-wash-ricin-scare-wee k -19238190
 
2013-06-02 11:01:50 PM  
Uh.... Never mind. Different case.😳
 
2013-06-02 11:02:09 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Still, socialism is government ownership of the means of production. By market measures, President Obama is the worst socialist ever.


Your two statements share no connection. One was a factual definition while the other was opinion without regard to the first. Where were you when GM bailed out GM and stiffed the bondholders? How does one "privatize profit and socialize losses" when there's no socialism occurring?

I mean, I know that you're trolling and all but you could do a finer job than herping a lotta derp.

demaL-demaL-yeH: And President Obama's domestic and foreign policies put him to the right of Richard M. Nixon


Well that's a dumb statement. You'd have to cherry pick and strain a lot of policy positions to arrive at that conclusion.
 
2013-06-02 11:58:06 PM  

Mrbogey: I mean, I know that you're trolling


Trolls do not troll by posting positions that everyone agrees with except you.
 
2013-06-03 12:11:48 AM  

Hickory-smoked: Mrbogey: I mean, I know that you're trolling

Trolls do not troll by posting positions that everyone agrees with except you.


Bogey, don't even bother. You're making sense, which means most politically motivated posters on fark will just cherry pick which of your statements they'd like to respond to (see above), or just call you a troll when they can't think of anything else. You'll never change anyones mind on the internet.
 
2013-06-03 12:14:33 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-06-03 01:43:12 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x828]


I threw up a little in my mouth.  Thanks a lot, NHA.
 
2013-06-03 10:38:11 AM  

Mrbogey: If only the American Left hated the Taliban a tenth of how much the hate the SBC. It is a weird call and response though from the left. They can't just say the Taliban sucks without throwing in the SBC or some other Christian group. It highlights how perverse their thinking is on who the enemies are. Do you think that the SBC is so small and so powerless that what stops them from using violence is fear? That society wouldn't be plunged into chaos if they were as evil as the Taliban?

Curious though that a religious fundamentalist like the Tsarnaev brothers supported Obama, since the right-wing hates Obama.


They do hate the Taliban, but I guess the difference you are missing is that they see the Hard Right WIng conservatives as more of a threat here at home. They have the same blind ideology and looking to be amping it up, becoming less tolerant of the freedoms given by the constitution and relating everything to armed conflict in the name of God. The Taliban is doing it thousands of miles away, the Hard Rightwing movement is trying to take control of America, so they are scarier and more dangerous. The only difference is that they call God "Ala" instead of Jesus.

Citation needed on the Tsarnaev love of Obama, I mean their bomb attack was because of protest to US policy, that Obama is the leader of the US, would that not put them against Obama? So it would seem to be a conflict there in your reasoning...   just sayig.
 
2013-06-03 11:16:56 AM  

sdkOyOte: They have the same blind ideology and looking to be amping it up, becoming less tolerant of the freedoms given by the constitution and relating everything to armed conflict in the name of God.


And that's bullshiat. You're creating an enemy in which to fight. You're applying a cartoon narrative to the world at large with the depth of a Captain Planet episode.

How about the attacks on the 2nd Amendment? Where the argument isn't over how far we should extend the right to armed self-defense but instead over why even allow it. How about the commerce clause bullshiat where the gov't has the tax authority and regulatory authority to do anything? How about the targeting of conservative groups by the IRS... that they have admitted so don't try and deny it.

If Constitutional rights were actually your concern you wouldn't be saying it's the Christian Right that's your enemy. Their biggest concern is the aborting of what they consider children and the violation of their right to life. That's a disagreement over the application of a right. Not trying to deny a right.

sdkOyOte: Citation needed on the Tsarnaev love of Obama


Their twitter feeds.
 
2013-06-03 12:49:09 PM  
Mrbogey: Newsbuster.com link

www.oneyearnovel.com
 
2013-06-03 01:58:59 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Mrbogey: Newsbuster.com link

[www.oneyearnovel.com image 389x251]


It's a conspiracy. George Bush hacked into Twitter. Palin edited it all and Rove laid a trap!!!

If only there was a way to follow links from a story to furhter out or some way to aggregate info into a searchable database.
 
2013-06-03 02:32:47 PM  
Kind of going out on a limb calling the guy a "gun nut".  Maybe he only owned one or two, but really liked them alot....

Still a nut though.
 
2013-06-03 03:16:35 PM  

Mrbogey: Hickory-smoked: Mrbogey: Newsbuster.com link

[www.oneyearnovel.com image 389x251]

It's a conspiracy. George Bush hacked into Twitter. Palin edited it all and Rove laid a trap!!!

If only there was a way to follow links from a story to furhter out or some way to aggregate info into a searchable database.


You misunderstand why everyone is mocking you, Mrbogey. It's not that Dzhokhar couldn't have been glad that Romney lost last year. Indeed, most Americans were. Certainly anyone who was opposed to continued war in the Middle East was, and that was the whole reason his older brother became radicalized, after all.

No, the hilarious thing about you, and the article, is the hand wringing headline "Why Isn't Everyone Talking About This Like it's the most Important Thing Ever??"

Answer: Because it just isn't. Get over it.
 
2013-06-03 03:38:51 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Mrbogey: Hickory-smoked: Mrbogey: Newsbuster.com link

[www.oneyearnovel.com image 389x251]

It's a conspiracy. George Bush hacked into Twitter. Palin edited it all and Rove laid a trap!!!

If only there was a way to follow links from a story to furhter out or some way to aggregate info into a searchable database.

You misunderstand why everyone is mocking you, Mrbogey. It's not that Dzhokhar couldn't have been glad that Romney lost last year. Indeed, most Americans were. Certainly anyone who was opposed to continued war in the Middle East was, and that was the whole reason his older brother became radicalized, after all.

No, the hilarious thing about you, and the article, is the hand wringing headline "Why Isn't Everyone Talking About This Like it's the most Important Thing Ever??"

Answer: Because it just isn't. Get over it.


Uh huh... and you wet your pants and hurt your butt only as far as pointing out the source of the link. The other person doubted the accuracy of my statement. I provided proof. That was all that was.

It's okay to admit you're flailing. There's no need to be to intellect what Paul Lynde was to heterosexuality.
 
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