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(NASCAR)   It's raceday at the track in Dover, The cars are ready and checked over, Hamlin on the pole, Johnson in a hole, Let's hope weather stays nice and blows over. Your FedEX 400 Benefiting Autism Speaks discussion thread   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2013-06-02 04:04:47 PM  
8 votes:
My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin
2013-06-02 04:35:12 PM  
3 votes:

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.


dbug.kicks-ass.net
2013-06-02 02:18:45 PM  
3 votes:

ClavellBCMI: "Debris" again? They must really want that 48 car to stay on the lead lap.


smerfnablin: Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?


Stop, guys. That's unhealthy.
2013-06-02 02:14:03 PM  
3 votes:
Oh sure, but when *I* wave my magic wand over a car they charge me with indecent exposure. Stupid double standard.
2013-06-02 04:54:41 PM  
2 votes:

silgryphon: How good is TNT's coverage


it's pretty
[COMMERCIAL]
good, except
[COMMERCIAL]
they don't show
[COMMERCIAL]
a hell of a lot
[COMMERCIAL]
of race between
[COMMERCIAL]
the commercials
2013-06-02 04:44:34 PM  
2 votes:

eddievercetti: So next week, TNT gets the races?

Good luck suffering though all those TNT show promos.


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2013-06-02 04:36:59 PM  
2 votes:

the biggest redneck here: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
2013-06-02 04:02:17 PM  
2 votes:

turbokat: It's early in the race, don't panic.


It's time to panic!
2013-06-02 04:01:45 PM  
2 votes:
Uh oh, I think Kurt has just angered the JPM. He's gonna hammer Kurt like that 78 says "Service Master Clean" on the side of it.
2013-06-02 02:22:01 PM  
2 votes:
*post deleted for health reasons*
2013-06-02 01:50:07 PM  
2 votes:
Johnson is struggling and is way down?

imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
2013-06-02 01:42:48 PM  
2 votes:

relaxitsjustme: Puppy brother.  Drink!


It's still coffee time on the best coast. You want me shakey and pissing myself?
2013-06-02 01:27:03 PM  
2 votes:

Random Name Generator: Re: US/Germany, imagine Ian Darke and Steve McManaman commentating a NASCAR race


Oh, there's a crash in the 2nd turn! That's a yellow flag, surely! It has all gone a bit wrong for Keselowski!
2013-06-02 01:10:09 PM  
2 votes:
The FedEx senior vice president of marketing? I'm watching THE FedEx senior vice president of marketing? OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
2013-06-02 05:05:40 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: How good is TNT's coverage


It sucks, but there no Mikey, so it's a huge improvement.
2013-06-02 04:39:41 PM  
1 vote:
Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

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2013-06-02 04:32:40 PM  
1 vote:
Wow! Did I just see Johnson get a black flag? For a minute, I thought this was a NASCAR race? Isn't the whole point of late-race restarts to make sure Johnson wins? They're not going to let Smoke or Kyle win are they? Those guys have actual personalities! This is an outrage!!!
2013-06-02 04:32:30 PM  
1 vote:
Here gato gato gato...
2013-06-02 04:31:20 PM  
1 vote:
*peeks in*
Hey Nascar,
 How many debris cautions will it take now to get JJ in the lead?
2013-06-02 04:30:12 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

RAAAWWWAWWR! MILES PENALIZE JIMMIE JOHNSON!

NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka 1m

Uh oh, looks like Jimmie never read Keselowski's memo, "Brad's Protocols on Restarts."
2013-06-02 04:29:46 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: JJ jumped restart? YES! fark Yes!


Except he didn't. 42 just didn't go.
2013-06-02 04:29:18 PM  
1 vote:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The thing I like about Montoya is that win or lose, he's still going windsurfing this week and probably hang out with zebras or something.
2013-06-02 04:28:57 PM  
1 vote:
The thought of being humbled by JPM made JJ go too soon.
2013-06-02 04:28:32 PM  
1 vote:

HUMBLED!!

i205.photobucket.com

2013-06-02 04:22:49 PM  
1 vote:
JPM beat Johnson off pit road
2013-06-02 04:18:01 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


DW is talking....still talking...
2013-06-02 04:15:50 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: ....and my DirecTV just ate the bones due to the incoming storm


Maybe it's The Purge or the fact even DirectTV knows JJ will win.
2013-06-02 04:10:36 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The bump-and-run move is not nearly as exciting as Kurt's YOU-WILL-GET-THE-F***-OUT-OF-MY-WAY-YOU-PEON-and-run move.
2013-06-02 04:02:11 PM  
1 vote:
I see Kurt's anger management is working well
2013-06-02 04:01:49 PM  
1 vote:
Kurt Busch is playing with fire

/JPM will get revenge
2013-06-02 03:57:40 PM  
1 vote:
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Kahne hits the wall. Leather sofas around the world live on to fight another day.
2013-06-02 03:54:32 PM  
1 vote:
Kahne!

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
2013-06-02 03:42:38 PM  
1 vote:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Gilliland: what the hell, Newman? How am I supposed to get a free Bloomin' Onion with you pulling crap like that?
2013-06-02 03:40:57 PM  
1 vote:
Newman's keeping his helmet on so he doesn't get punched in the head.
2013-06-02 03:40:39 PM  
1 vote:

kteela: Wow, KyBu going backwards.  Sorry vw.

*turns idol towards JJ, continues rubbing.


Dammit Kyle1

Uh oh, a battle of the mediocre.
2013-06-02 03:38:20 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, KyBu going backwards.  Sorry vw.

*turns idol towards JJ, continues rubbing.
2013-06-02 03:36:31 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Having a TRD engine right now is like knowing you ate something off the buffet that has already given several people food poisoning.
2013-06-02 03:35:22 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm \

NAPA blow now.
2013-06-02 03:35:20 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front


Ill agree with you on Jr and Smoke

My friend that I go to races with is a KyBu fan. One of us is usually pissed off on the way home
2013-06-02 03:28:34 PM  
1 vote:
Accident or not, I'm proud of Newman for rear ending JJ
2013-06-02 03:27:17 PM  
1 vote:
The NAPA car needs some know how.
2013-06-02 03:27:01 PM  
1 vote:
Another Toyota just exploded

Blow up on Sunday don't sell on Monday

This is almost as bad as when the camery would randomly accelerate into on coming traffic
2013-06-02 03:26:09 PM  
1 vote:

smerfnablin: I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead


I'm being extra careful due to my waning health. Sorry.
2013-06-02 03:12:22 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm
$10 says when @NASCARONFOX packs up for the season after this race, they accidentally leave Jeff Hammond at whatever weird location he's in.
2013-06-02 03:06:33 PM  
1 vote:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.


LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!
2013-06-02 03:02:07 PM  
1 vote:
WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.
2013-06-02 02:53:54 PM  
1 vote:

smerfnablin: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.

Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules


Pfft. *starts dry humping*
2013-06-02 02:48:16 PM  
1 vote:

QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu


Uh oh.
2013-06-02 02:40:29 PM  
1 vote:
SPOILER ALERT: CENA JOHNSON WINS!
2013-06-02 02:19:56 PM  
1 vote:

smerfnablin: Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?


That was Johnson's fault for being between Juablo and the track dryers in the infield.
2013-06-02 02:15:25 PM  
1 vote:

relaxitsjustme: ClavellBCMI: turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already

Oh, it isn't just him.......

Yep, there's only a few JJ fans that post here, most of the rest of us are in the "Anyone can win *except* the 48" crew.

I understand that part.  It's just that Adolf's fixation w/ 48 is to the point where it's not healthy.


I dunno, I built the original voodoo shrine.
2013-06-02 01:41:33 PM  
1 vote:
We secretly replaced Jimmie Johnson's guys with JR Hildebrand's. Let's see what happens
2013-06-02 01:40:16 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

TMZ reports Danica is LIVID at Miles the Monster, and totally giving him the silent treatment.
2013-06-02 01:40:09 PM  
1 vote:
ZOMG!!1!  JJ is about to go a lap down.  Someone throw a piece of paper on the track so they can have a caution!

/*eyeroll*
// bet they don't show him getting lapped.  We'll be in commercial for that (and every other bit of action on the track)
2013-06-02 01:33:07 PM  
1 vote:
Welcome to the I Ate The Bones 500.
2013-06-02 01:24:55 PM  
1 vote:
Good. Get this racing off the tv. Back to our scheduled commercials.
2013-06-02 01:21:48 PM  
1 vote:
Put the idol away today.  From Jayski:  Johnson also donating Dover winnings to Oklahoma: Five-time Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson was "shocked and floored" by the devastation he witnessed during a visit Thursday to tornado-ravaged Moore, Okla.
2013-06-02 12:57:47 PM  
1 vote:
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Today is the last time we get to see Larry, Darrell, and his other brother Darrell for the year. This is terrible.

It sure is, it sure is

/only because TNT is gonna make sure you get plenty of TNT in your NASCAR, enough to make your head explode
2013-06-02 12:26:02 PM  
1 vote:
I would like to point out that last week, my Idol finally came through as it should.

Juan Montoya actually did make Jimmie Johnson humble.
2013-06-02 11:49:33 AM  
1 vote:
Speed channel is currently trying to tell us the Gen 6 car is the greatest thing ever.
 
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