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2013-06-02 04:04:47 PM
3 votes:
My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin
2013-06-02 04:36:59 PM
2 votes:

the biggest redneck here: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
2013-06-02 04:28:57 PM
2 votes:
The thought of being humbled by JPM made JJ go too soon.
2013-06-02 04:25:32 PM
2 votes:

catastrophe averted: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

Ride of the Valkyries remix?


Yes...yes I believe it is!
2013-06-02 04:18:29 PM
2 votes:
Will JJ need one last pit stop?
2013-06-02 04:10:36 PM
2 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The bump-and-run move is not nearly as exciting as Kurt's YOU-WILL-GET-THE-F***-OUT-OF-MY-WAY-YOU-PEON-and-run move.
2013-06-02 04:02:11 PM
2 votes:
I see Kurt's anger management is working well
2013-06-02 04:01:45 PM
2 votes:
Uh oh, I think Kurt has just angered the JPM. He's gonna hammer Kurt like that 78 says "Service Master Clean" on the side of it.
2013-06-02 03:51:58 PM
2 votes:

smerfnablin: Montoya almost killed the 48 again

Put the idol down


MOAR IDOL POWERZ!
2013-06-02 03:40:57 PM
2 votes:
Newman's keeping his helmet on so he doesn't get punched in the head.
2013-06-02 03:32:30 PM
2 votes:

my lip balm addiction: emonk: Corn isn't green....

Corn is supposed to be farking food, but not in this twisted farking world we have created


there are cheaper (well, before subsidy), more efficient, non-food sources of ethanol out there, but alas..
2013-06-02 03:28:34 PM
2 votes:
Accident or not, I'm proud of Newman for rear ending JJ
2013-06-02 03:18:58 PM
2 votes:
Hmmm...last week I fired up my Idol and JJ got spun out AND JPMed....

/Firing up the idol again
//Aiming it for the 48
2013-06-02 03:06:33 PM
2 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.


LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!
2013-06-02 02:47:19 PM
2 votes:

smerfnablin: Matt kenseth blew a valve

And logano blew a left front tire

Toyota just lost some camera time


You're welcome :)

/I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu
2013-06-02 02:29:19 PM
2 votes:
I think that that is why I don't think MM will win any more - he really is too willing to give up a spot rather than hold it and race 'em tight anymore.
2013-06-02 02:15:25 PM
2 votes:

relaxitsjustme: ClavellBCMI: turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already

Oh, it isn't just him.......

Yep, there's only a few JJ fans that post here, most of the rest of us are in the "Anyone can win *except* the 48" crew.

I understand that part.  It's just that Adolf's fixation w/ 48 is to the point where it's not healthy.


I dunno, I built the original voodoo shrine.
2013-06-02 01:50:07 PM
2 votes:
Johnson is struggling and is way down?

imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
2013-06-02 01:15:43 PM
2 votes:
Jimmie Johnson!
Once again Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you,
put you in the Camel Clutch,
break your back,
f*ck your ass,
and make you humble.

i205.photobucket.com
2013-06-02 12:26:02 PM
2 votes:
I would like to point out that last week, my Idol finally came through as it should.

Juan Montoya actually did make Jimmie Johnson humble.
2013-06-02 11:52:01 AM
2 votes:

crotchgrabber: Speed channel is currently trying to tell us the Gen 6 car is the greatest thing ever.


I disagree
straightspeed.files.wordpress.com
2013-06-02 09:15:59 AM
2 votes:
I gotta say, Dover has the right idea (from Nascarcasm)

img.photobucket.com
2013-06-02 05:05:40 PM
1 votes:

silgryphon: How good is TNT's coverage


It sucks, but there no Mikey, so it's a huge improvement.
2013-06-02 04:44:41 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: vegaswench: DanZero: Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

[img.photobucket.com image 480x498]

Is it too late to bemoan and mourn the loss of Fox until 2014?

We'll be singing the praises of the boogity on the very first ESPN race


Yes.  And Chris Meyers, and also Mikey's tie.  That thing is beautiful.
2013-06-02 04:44:39 PM
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.

[dbug.kicks-ass.net image 494x358]

Here's a handy pic to sum up your posts
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I'm sorry, I'm too happy with the results to care about what you think.


THIS. fark the butthurt Jimmy Johnson dick sitters. This was the result that Nascar and Nascar fans needed to start the summer.
2013-06-02 04:44:34 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: So next week, TNT gets the races?

Good luck suffering though all those TNT show promos.


img.photobucket.com
2013-06-02 04:42:42 PM
1 votes:
So next week, TNT gets the races?

Good luck suffering though all those TNT show promos.
2013-06-02 04:42:27 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: DanZero: Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

[img.photobucket.com image 480x498]

Is it too late to bemoan and mourn the loss of Fox until 2014?


We'll be singing the praises of the boogity on the very first ESPN race
2013-06-02 04:42:11 PM
1 votes:
dr428 Good for Smoke.  Just glad that Columbian moron didn't win!

hey -park your Stars n' Bars flag right here, Bubba:  http://www.nascardiversity.com/
2013-06-02 04:41:40 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

Smoke wins. JPM second. Johnson 17th after the black flag

Or as Fark puts it, a damn good race day

Did you add the underlined?


It needed that. Thanks!
2013-06-02 04:40:31 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

[img.photobucket.com image 480x498]


Is it too late to bemoan and mourn the loss of Fox until 2014?
2013-06-02 04:40:09 PM
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.

[dbug.kicks-ass.net image 494x358]


Here's a handy pic to sum up your posts
soundsmartabout.com
2013-06-02 04:39:41 PM
1 votes:
Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

img.photobucket.com
2013-06-02 04:38:07 PM
1 votes:
JPMs Twitter: gracias

You lost!
2013-06-02 04:37:31 PM
1 votes:
JPM is already on Twitter, heh.  All he said was "gracias."

that was fast.
2013-06-02 04:37:20 PM
1 votes:
Karma to Jimmie Johnson: YOU GO NOOOOOOW!!
2013-06-02 04:36:24 PM
1 votes:
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

Smoke wins. JPM second. Johnson 17th after the black flag

Or as Fark puts it, a damn good race day
2013-06-02 04:36:14 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: QueenMamaBee: I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???

Depends on how you see it

*ducks*


I am laughing so hard that Lil Bee thinks I've finally gone off the deep end
2013-06-02 04:35:52 PM
1 votes:
Excellent finish!  JJ comes in 17th?  Beautiful!
2013-06-02 04:35:37 PM
1 votes:
anybody else wish Miles The Monster  would come to life & climb the DE Capitol Dome with his racecar?
2013-06-02 04:35:19 PM
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: Smoke Wins. Not bad but would've rather seen JPM finally take one home on an oval.

Cograts to Smoke's fans!


Exactly.  Smoke's cool, but I'd love to see JPM win an oval.  Ah well.
2013-06-02 04:35:12 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.


dbug.kicks-ass.net
2013-06-02 04:35:09 PM
1 votes:
Remind me to only tune in for the last twenty laps. That was a great finish.
2013-06-02 04:35:01 PM
1 votes:
images.wikia.com
2013-06-02 04:34:52 PM
1 votes:
Yay Smoke!!!!
2013-06-02 04:34:49 PM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???


Depends on how you see it

*ducks*
2013-06-02 04:34:36 PM
1 votes:
QueenMamaBee: My grandmother just came over for a sec, and I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???

Nobody wants the details on that dream.
2013-06-02 04:34:01 PM
1 votes:
My name is JPM. You passed me up before the final lap. Prepare to be bumped next race.

AKA SMOKE

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2013-06-02 04:33:59 PM
1 votes:
Smoke Wins. Not bad but would've rather seen JPM finally take one home on an oval.

Cograts to Smoke's fans!
2013-06-02 04:33:56 PM
1 votes:
GODDAMN WHAT A FINISH!!

CONGRATS SMOKE!!!
2013-06-02 04:33:54 PM
1 votes:
Congrats Smoke.
2013-06-02 04:33:53 PM
1 votes:
Tony wins it. Lucky bastard.
2013-06-02 04:33:49 PM
1 votes:
SMOKE

oi54.tinypic.com
2013-06-02 04:33:43 PM
1 votes:
Awesome finish, Smoke!
2013-06-02 04:33:37 PM
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: JPM could win this race! Provided we don't have a Jet Dryer on the track any time soon.


Damnit, I just choked on my drink.

My grandmother just came over for a sec, and I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???
2013-06-02 04:33:15 PM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: I will be happy with either Juablo or Smoke winning

2013-06-02 04:33:02 PM
1 votes:
JPM and Smoke are going to take each other out.
2013-06-02 04:32:52 PM
1 votes:
Go Smoke Go
2013-06-02 04:32:49 PM
1 votes:
HOLY CRAP!
2013-06-02 04:32:30 PM
1 votes:
Here gato gato gato...
2013-06-02 04:32:22 PM
1 votes:
I will be happy with either Juablo or Smoke winning
2013-06-02 04:32:15 PM
1 votes:
No way JPM wins on an oval.  Congrats, Tony Stewart
2013-06-02 04:31:51 PM
1 votes:
Juablo, Smoke and, Gordon

that there is old school racing at it's finest
2013-06-02 04:30:57 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: I want JPM to hold him off here.


me, too.
2013-06-02 04:30:41 PM
1 votes:
Juan-Tony-Jeff

I'LL TAKE IT!
2013-06-02 04:30:38 PM
1 votes:
Ok god a final battle between Smoke and Montoya, about the closest thing you can get to a battle from the days of old
2013-06-02 04:30:26 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win


They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.
2013-06-02 04:30:12 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

RAAAWWWAWWR! MILES PENALIZE JIMMIE JOHNSON!

NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka 1m

Uh oh, looks like Jimmie never read Keselowski's memo, "Brad's Protocols on Restarts."
2013-06-02 04:29:18 PM
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The thing I like about Montoya is that win or lose, he's still going windsurfing this week and probably hang out with zebras or something.
2013-06-02 04:28:38 PM
1 votes:
Aww, hell.
2013-06-02 04:28:36 PM
1 votes:
JPM could win this race! Provided we don't have a Jet Dryer on the track any time soon.
2013-06-02 04:28:32 PM
1 votes:
HUMBLED!!

i205.photobucket.com
2013-06-02 04:28:28 PM
1 votes:
Life is GOOD now!
2013-06-02 04:28:24 PM
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: JOHNSON JUMPED THE RESTART!!

TO THE BACK WITH YOU!!


crotchgrabber: HAHAHA!!! JJ jumped the start!


Dumb-Ass-Monkey: F*CK YES!!!

JIMMIE BLEW THE RESTART!!!


Adolf Oliver Nipples: JJ JUMPED THE START! WOOHOO!


my lip balm addiction: JJ jumped restart? YES! fark Yes!


I love FARK

/and you guys
2013-06-02 04:28:04 PM
1 votes:
GET YOUR ASS THE BACK!
2013-06-02 04:27:51 PM
1 votes:
Now this is interesting.  JJ gets black-flagged!  This is a good day.
2013-06-02 04:27:50 PM
1 votes:
Oh, that's a lovely thing to hear... "Here comes Johnson to serve his penalty."
Delicious.
2013-06-02 04:27:27 PM
1 votes:
FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win
2013-06-02 04:27:23 PM
1 votes:
48 gets black-flagged for jumping the restart.
2013-06-02 04:27:22 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Hurry up, #NASCAR - would like to switch over to the #DetroitGP before every single car is knocked out
2013-06-02 04:27:15 PM
1 votes:
JJ jumped restart? YES! fark Yes!
2013-06-02 04:27:10 PM
1 votes:
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/oh, please make it so
2013-06-02 04:27:07 PM
1 votes:
JJ JUMPED THE START! WOOHOO!
2013-06-02 04:26:53 PM
1 votes:
F*CK YES!!!

JIMMIE BLEW THE RESTART!!!
2013-06-02 04:26:51 PM
1 votes:
48 jumped the restart
2013-06-02 04:26:46 PM
1 votes:
HAHAHA!!! JJ jumped the start!
2013-06-02 04:26:41 PM
1 votes:
JOHNSON JUMPED THE RESTART!!

TO THE BACK WITH YOU!!
2013-06-02 04:26:30 PM
1 votes:
Super!  2 JGR rice burners have burnt out.  1 more to go, and it's the best one yet to see blow up.  C'mon, Shrub, you can do it.  Detonate that thing!!!
2013-06-02 04:26:26 PM
1 votes:
Way to go, Montoya. Jerk.
2013-06-02 04:24:07 PM
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?


Ride of the Valkyries remix?
2013-06-02 04:22:52 PM
1 votes:
JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?
2013-06-02 04:22:49 PM
1 votes:
JPM beat Johnson off pit road
2013-06-02 04:20:57 PM
1 votes:
.....is Denny's wreck good or bad for JJ?
2013-06-02 04:20:10 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

That's what he gets for not pitting when everyone else did. And both he and his crew chief should be kicking themselves for that.


Agreed completely.  I thought it was dumb at the time, as well.
2013-06-02 04:18:07 PM
1 votes:

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


As opposed to a screen with commercials & "Searching for race" we get every week with NASCAR coverage?
2013-06-02 04:17:20 PM
1 votes:
So, will JPM wipe out JJ so that Busch can win?

Of course not. What the hell am I thinking?
2013-06-02 04:15:01 PM
1 votes:
Dammit, Kurt1!
2013-06-02 04:12:22 PM
1 votes:
....and my DirecTV just ate the bones due to the incoming storm
2013-06-02 04:06:15 PM
1 votes:

dr428: Another stop on the Newman (should be) Farewell Tour.  This guy will probably be out of a ride after this contract is up.


He will probably get a courtesy win, and keep racing for a lower team or his own team.

/Go KuBu!
2013-06-02 04:06:04 PM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin


Heh...
2013-06-02 04:02:17 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: It's early in the race, don't panic.


It's time to panic!
2013-06-02 04:01:49 PM
1 votes:
Kurt Busch is playing with fire

/JPM will get revenge
2013-06-02 04:01:33 PM
1 votes:

catastrophe averted: WTF people?  When I left, JJ was going a lap down.... now he's LEADING?  This is soooooo not right!


Idol needed a break -- even beer isn't enough
2013-06-02 04:01:02 PM
1 votes:
Mac Mary seems to have some issues, more than tire problems.
2013-06-02 04:00:52 PM
1 votes:
WTF people?  When I left, JJ was going a lap down.... now he's LEADING?  This is soooooo not right!
2013-06-02 03:59:27 PM
1 votes:

The Bestest: I was wondering if it really was that simple, or if there was some sort of accelerometer that tells an onboard CPU to deploy them or something.


NASCAR just went to fuel injection two years ago. Computers and accelerometers? Ha!
2013-06-02 03:58:08 PM
1 votes:
Come on Busch! Wreck Johnson! Be the hero we deserve!
2013-06-02 03:57:40 PM
1 votes:
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Kahne hits the wall. Leather sofas around the world live on to fight another day.
2013-06-02 03:56:16 PM
1 votes:
Another stop on the Newman (should be) Farewell Tour.  This guy will probably be out of a ride after this contract is up.
2013-06-02 03:54:32 PM
1 votes:
Kahne!

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
2013-06-02 03:53:25 PM
1 votes:
damn, KK! I don't know how you kept that from turning into a Biggun, but good job!
2013-06-02 03:52:51 PM
1 votes:
Perpendicular driving is no way to win a race, Kahne
2013-06-02 03:48:29 PM
1 votes:
what a gross tattoo
2013-06-02 03:48:28 PM
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Newman: blocking is a chicken way to race, but dumping someone is what champions do.
2013-06-02 03:47:55 PM
1 votes:
FYI, IndyCar is on their parade and pace laps.
2013-06-02 03:46:09 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Based on the conversation, I'm assuming Gilliland had more than four words Newman.
2013-06-02 03:45:28 PM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front


Harvick's a punk.  Last guy I want to see in the winner circle.
2013-06-02 03:44:57 PM
1 votes:
I think Tony Stewart might have a problem fielding sponsors next year with crap like this

At least princess sparkle pony is in the top 30 now
2013-06-02 03:43:29 PM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front

Ill agree with you on Jr and Smoke

My friend that I go to races with is a KyBu fan. One of us is usually pissed off on the way home


Lol, I could see that.
2013-06-02 03:43:27 PM
1 votes:

The Bestest: ClavellBCMI: Rats... they didn't settle it like gentlemen!

old timey bare-knuckle boxing with handlebar moustaches?


Toe the line and slug away!
2013-06-02 03:42:57 PM
1 votes:
Oh you damn pussies.
2013-06-02 03:42:38 PM
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Gilliland: what the hell, Newman? How am I supposed to get a free Bloomin' Onion with you pulling crap like that?
2013-06-02 03:42:13 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: Rats... they didn't settle it like gentlemen!


old timey bare-knuckle boxing with handlebar moustaches?
2013-06-02 03:41:22 PM
1 votes:
Rats... they didn't settle it like gentlemen!
2013-06-02 03:40:56 PM
1 votes:
Yelling at him through his window? lol
2013-06-02 03:40:46 PM
1 votes:
Here we go.
2013-06-02 03:40:39 PM
1 votes:

kteela: Wow, KyBu going backwards.  Sorry vw.

*turns idol towards JJ, continues rubbing.


Dammit Kyle1

Uh oh, a battle of the mediocre.
2013-06-02 03:40:12 PM
1 votes:
Newman got tired of gilliland

38 and 39 both wrecked

Here comes the fist fight
2013-06-02 03:40:05 PM
1 votes:
Newman!
2013-06-02 03:39:57 PM
1 votes:
Gilliland and Newman into the wall hard.

Someone say something about a fight?
2013-06-02 03:39:55 PM
1 votes:
And nascarcasm's hope of a Bloomin Onion is now gone
2013-06-02 03:38:20 PM
1 votes:
Wow, KyBu going backwards.  Sorry vw.

*turns idol towards JJ, continues rubbing.
2013-06-02 03:37:33 PM
1 votes:

smerfnablin:
He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules


TK owns it, I simply endorse it
2013-06-02 03:36:31 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Having a TRD engine right now is like knowing you ate something off the buffet that has already given several people food poisoning.
2013-06-02 03:35:22 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm \

NAPA blow now.
2013-06-02 03:34:02 PM
1 votes:
I'm back. Doesn't look terribly exciting -- I'll be on 2 threads now
2013-06-02 03:33:57 PM
1 votes:

the biggest redneck here: Fell asleep in recliner with JJ in like 22nd and about to get lapped, wake up and apparently he's leading? Did he race his way up there, or was it a pit trick and he's got crazy old tires or some shiat?


I blame Cardboard Chad.
2013-06-02 03:31:05 PM
1 votes:

emonk: Corn isn't green....


Corn is supposed to be farking food, but not in this twisted farking world we have created
2013-06-02 03:29:33 PM
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: smerfnablin: I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead

I'm being extra careful due to my waning health. Sorry.


Hope you feel better :(

It it improves your health someone just rear ended the 48 on pit road
2013-06-02 03:27:17 PM
1 votes:
The NAPA car needs some know how.
2013-06-02 03:26:09 PM
1 votes:

smerfnablin: I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead


I'm being extra careful due to my waning health. Sorry.
2013-06-02 03:25:13 PM
1 votes:
No caution for the flat tire and swerving? Guess we know who's in front.
2013-06-02 03:21:34 PM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.


You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front
2013-06-02 03:19:34 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.

LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!


I wish someone would whack JJ like JLo did Hamlin and put put JJ out a few weeks. That would be glorious.

/race has gotten farking boring
2013-06-02 03:17:03 PM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?


I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.
2013-06-02 03:13:06 PM
1 votes:
Sleepy Hollow remade for the modern day? Really?
2013-06-02 03:09:43 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.

LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!


Please stop. My heart might start palpitating. Have you no concern for my well-being like relaxitsjustme?
2013-06-02 03:04:46 PM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: turbokat: smerfnablin: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.

Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules

Pfft. *starts dry humping*

Good job dude - you completely farked up the idol now.


It's early in the race, don't panic.
2013-06-02 03:02:09 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: smerfnablin: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.

Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules

Pfft. *starts dry humping*


Good job dude - you completely farked up the idol now.
2013-06-02 03:02:07 PM
1 votes:
WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.
2013-06-02 02:54:05 PM
1 votes:

smerfnablin: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.

Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules


This isn't 'Nam, we have RULES HERE!

I probably got that wrong, but yeah.  A week's reprieve would be nice.
2013-06-02 02:53:54 PM
1 votes:

smerfnablin: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.

Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules


Pfft. *starts dry humping*
2013-06-02 02:51:32 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.


Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules
2013-06-02 02:48:24 PM
1 votes:
So engine problems at Dover? This could make things interesting.
2013-06-02 02:48:16 PM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu


Uh oh.
2013-06-02 02:40:20 PM
1 votes:
Kvation.
2013-06-02 02:39:26 PM
1 votes:
And BOOM goes Kvapil's motor!
2013-06-02 02:37:09 PM
1 votes:
MRN talking about approaching weather?
2013-06-02 02:33:09 PM
1 votes:
Matt kenseth blew a valve

And logano blew a left front tire

Toyota just lost some camera time
2013-06-02 02:31:29 PM
1 votes:
Great. Engine problems for JGR cars again. Joey too?
2013-06-02 02:30:07 PM
1 votes:

smerfnablin: my lip balm addiction: smerfnablin: Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?

Look, we all know you are fully on Johnson's D - but there was nothing intentional about that.

Oh come on! I'm not going to fanboy it up but JuanPablo AIMED for Johnson.

Now? 1 week later!?

JPM is running 4th as the power idol smiles upon him!


Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel good dude.
2013-06-02 02:27:20 PM
1 votes:
EEEK Im late
2013-06-02 02:18:45 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: "Debris" again? They must really want that 48 car to stay on the lead lap.


smerfnablin: Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?


Stop, guys. That's unhealthy.
2013-06-02 02:18:18 PM
1 votes:
Wait. The pit out line is the white one? I thought during the truck race they said it was the yellow one?
2013-06-02 02:17:02 PM
1 votes:
"Debris" again? They must really want that 48 car to stay on the lead lap.
2013-06-02 02:13:32 PM
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.


I was at Dover last fall. It isn't just the Gen 6 car.
2013-06-02 02:12:29 PM
1 votes:
this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.
2013-06-02 02:09:38 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already

Oh, it isn't just him.......


Yep, there's only a few JJ fans that post here, most of the rest of us are in the "Anyone can win *except* the 48" crew.
2013-06-02 02:07:49 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already


Oh, it isn't just him.......
2013-06-02 02:05:46 PM
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.


yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already
2013-06-02 02:02:36 PM
1 votes:
FOX's announcers also have a big toolbox, in that they are a bunch of tools (except for Mike Joy)
2013-06-02 01:55:40 PM
1 votes:
'Debris' caution - bad
Stewart, not JJ, gets lap back - good
2013-06-02 01:55:33 PM
1 votes:
Aaaannnddd... you guys called it... but *Smoke* got the lucky dog, not He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.
2013-06-02 01:54:44 PM
1 votes:
My big chance.  Maybe one day you can say I knew him when...Open casting call for major motion picture on Sunday  http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/22468767/open-casting-call-for-maj o r-motion-picture-on-sunday
2013-06-02 01:53:16 PM
1 votes:
CAUTION!

I called it! Again!
2013-06-02 01:52:07 PM
1 votes:
So after the pit stops JJ is back on the lead lap with a half a straightaway? Caution. Here it comes...
2013-06-02 01:47:49 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Sure are a lot of empty seats there, what's the deal?


Too many seats, crappy strung-out racing.
2013-06-02 01:47:43 PM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: Jimmy will be next to go down a lap unless the Gods of Nascar intervene


Sorry - JJ has the Almirola paint scheme for some stupid farking reason. Either way - he is a lap down now. HERE COMES THE CAUTION!!
2013-06-02 01:47:04 PM
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: turbokat: Sorry I'm tardy. I've been trying to solve a carb issue on my ZRX1200R. That was after the crankcase full of gas that greeted me 3 weeks ago.

Anybody wanna buy a bike?

How much? Don't tempt me.


At this point, I might pay you.

Not really, just frustrated.
2013-06-02 01:45:45 PM
1 votes:
Coming Up

Green FlagDebris caution then Pit Stops
2013-06-02 01:45:22 PM
1 votes:
Jeff Gordon @JeffGordonWeb
#JeffGordon - "Whatever we had, we've lost it. Just real loose. Our saving grace is that it points the corner." #NASCAR #Team24
2013-06-02 01:43:18 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The answer to Dover's attendance issues is easily creating several of those giant tarps with images of race fans on them.
2013-06-02 01:43:04 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: Sorry I'm tardy. I've been trying to solve a carb issue on my ZRX1200R. That was after the crankcase full of gas that greeted me 3 weeks ago.

Anybody wanna buy a bike?


How much? Don't tempt me.
2013-06-02 01:42:14 PM
1 votes:
Sorry I'm tardy. I've been trying to solve a carb issue on my ZRX1200R. That was after the crankcase full of gas that greeted me 3 weeks ago.

Anybody wanna buy a bike?
2013-06-02 01:41:33 PM
1 votes:
We secretly replaced Jimmie Johnson's guys with JR Hildebrand's. Let's see what happens
2013-06-02 01:41:19 PM
1 votes:
Jimmy will be next to go down a lap unless the Gods of Nascar intervene
2013-06-02 01:40:16 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

TMZ reports Danica is LIVID at Miles the Monster, and totally giving him the silent treatment.
2013-06-02 01:40:11 PM
1 votes:
Miss Sprint Cup looks like she could suck-start one of these 6th-generation Sprint Cup cars.
2013-06-02 01:33:40 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, KFC, hashtagging iatethebones is not necessary.

At least you're better than Ivory Soap, which HACKED MY GODDAMN TWITTER ACCOUNT THIS WEEK so they could promote themselves on it. I had to change my password after that.
2013-06-02 01:27:03 PM
1 votes:

Random Name Generator: Re: US/Germany, imagine Ian Darke and Steve McManaman commentating a NASCAR race


Oh, there's a crash in the 2nd turn! That's a yellow flag, surely! It has all gone a bit wrong for Keselowski!
2013-06-02 01:21:42 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To be fair, it wouldn't take much to beat yesterday's command of "Driver people, please ignite the motors and what have you."
2013-06-02 01:20:36 PM
1 votes:

emonk: emonk: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Oops.  Should read "Today'shiat list".  Totally unintentional typo.  Really.

Damn.  Happened again.  Ok.  Let's try "The Hit List for Today".


imageshack.us

i love the filter
2013-06-02 01:18:55 PM
1 votes:
Boogity Boogity Boogity, One Last Time!
2013-06-02 01:18:14 PM
1 votes:

catastrophe averted: Gosling: That is.... wow. Good sections still available, race fans.

ClavellBCMI: Wow... that's an awful lot of fans cleverly disguising themselves as empty seats.

Rattlehead: Damn. Look at how empty the grandstands are.

The terrorists are winning :(


I assume that due to the storms of this past week, there are a number of fans who didn't/couldn't make the trip to Dover.
2013-06-02 01:17:57 PM
1 votes:

Gosling: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'm partaking until US/Germany soccer gets underway in an hour.


Oh crap -- what channel?
2013-06-02 01:16:40 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.

Filterpwned.


But it actually worked with the fark filter.  Totally appropriate.
2013-06-02 01:15:29 PM
1 votes:

Gosling: That is.... wow. Good sections still available, race fans.


ClavellBCMI: Wow... that's an awful lot of fans cleverly disguising themselves as empty seats.


Rattlehead: Damn. Look at how empty the grandstands are.


The terrorists are winning :(
2013-06-02 01:14:25 PM
1 votes:
2013-06-02 01:13:30 PM
1 votes:
Wow... that's an awful lot of fans cleverly disguising themselves as empty seats.
2013-06-02 01:09:29 PM
1 votes:
@CandiceSpencer 2m
The drivers are getting ready to roll but where are the fans? Waiting to go through security

pbs.twimg.com
2013-06-02 01:01:17 PM
1 votes:

Tsrwedge: Morning all!  What's the over-under on wrong posts between this thread and the hopefully-upcoming Indy thread today?


From me, maybe a few. Happened last week
2013-06-02 12:57:47 PM
1 votes:
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Today is the last time we get to see Larry, Darrell, and his other brother Darrell for the year. This is terrible.

It sure is, it sure is

/only because TNT is gonna make sure you get plenty of TNT in your NASCAR, enough to make your head explode
2013-06-02 12:52:15 PM
1 votes:

Random Name Generator: Wonder if anyone will be entertained today? Well, it's Dover so probably not.


i.imgur.com

Forgot to add image
 
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